Novel List

[Multiple Eavesdroppers on Inner Thoughts + Court Officials Doting on the Protagonist + Adorable Baby + Hilarious and Lighthearted Plot]

She transmigrated into a novel. The good news? She has a system with enticing task rewards. The bad news? The system is a prankster. What emperor would agree to being needled? What minister would willingly cross-dress? What prince would want to roll around in a mud pit?

Worse yet, she’s transmigrated into a bait character used in an assassination attempt against the tyrant emperor—right at the scene of the assassination.

Yuan Ruan, frustrated, gave up struggling. But what can you do as a baby? Lie flat and wait for the next bowl of Meng Po soup.

Inner thoughts:

“Oh no! Just one more cup of tea’s time, and I’ll be thrown out as bait for the assassination attempt. So exhausting.”

Unexpectedly, the emperor survived the deadly attack, and the brave general who accompanied him rescued Yuan Ruan. Not only that, but the general presented her to the emperor.

Yuan Ruan’s thoughts:

“What a kind soul! I’ll never mock you as a cuckold tyrant again!”

“Hmm? Hold tight! Tyr—uh, Your Majesty almost dropped me!”

Scene:

The emperor doted heavily on his newly adopted little princess, even bringing her to court. At first, the ministers were full of objections. That was until they heard Yuan Ruan’s inner thoughts:

“Shocking! The Empress Dowager who returned from pilgrimage at Mount Wutai is actually a man!”

The emperor: !!!

The next day, the Empress Dowager was purged by the furious emperor, with her entire family executed.

“Unbelievable! A Chen Kingdom spy disguised as a cousin is hiding in the residence of the Minister of Works.”

Minister of Works: …

That same day, the Minister of Works’ residence was surrounded by soldiers.

“The national treasury is empty? The system has a map of a silver mine, but I need the Minister of Revenue to complete a cross-dressing task in court to unlock the reward.”

Minister of Revenue: …

That night, two desperate ministers kidnapped the Minister of Revenue. The next day, he appeared in court dressed as a woman.