CompletedSu Wei transmigrated to become the cheap wife of the Shen family in Nanqiao Village. The moment she opened her eyes, she saw an old woman holding a bowl of dark, mysterious poison, about to feed it to her cheap husband.
The man on the bed glared furiously at Su Wei: "Poisonous woman, even as a ghost, I won't spare you..."
Su Wei was speechless. "No, no, it's not me, it's that old woman..."
The old woman turned to look at her: "Why are you still standing there? If he doesn't die, how can you marry Young Master Dong?" Su Wei was again speechless. "Why does this scene feel so familiar?" A flash of inspiration suddenly struck Su Wei's mind.
The next second, she saw the old woman covering the man's face with a quilt. Su Wei was utterly speechless.
Facing a home that leaked on all sides, Su Wei could only roll up her sleeves and work hard to earn money, but her cheap husband had other ideas.
Su Wei: "Eat." Shen Yan's inner thoughts: She wants to poison me to death.
Su Wei: "Put on your clothes." Shen Yan's inner thoughts: She wants to roast me to death.
Su Wei: "Let's divorce, I'll set you free." Shen Yan's inner thoughts: The poisonous woman wants to ditch me for Young Master Ximen Dong? No way.
CompletedAn Jiu transmigrated into a little palace maid trying to climb into the emperor's bed.
When she opened her eyes, the tyrant had pierced the little seductress with a sword, chilling her to the core.
The next day, the tyrant stabbed a high-ranking palace maid beside a concubine to death.
The third day, the palace maid who tested the emperor's food died of poisoning.
Being a palace maid was a high-risk profession. An Jiu decided to work hard, save more money, cherish her life, and stay far away from the tyrant.
But at this moment, she suddenly heard the tyrant's inner thoughts.
"Ahhh, so annoying, so annoying, so annoying! Are these memorials all crap? I've already said I don't eat peaches, I don't eat peaches, I don't eat peaches, and yet they keep asking every day, every day, every day."
An Jiu?
"Is the new palace maid a fool? Just standing there like a lamppost? Didn't she see my neck is sore? Doesn't she know to come and massage it?"
An Jiu shuffled over and tentatively massaged the emperor's shoulders...
"The pastries from the Imperial Kitchen are choking me to death. Is Eunuch Li blind? Doesn't he know to pour me a glass of water..."
An Jiu shuffled over and poured a cup of tea...
Gradually, the palace maids and eunuchs of Guanghua Hall found that the tyrant's temper seemed to have improved a lot...
The concubines in the harem wept with joy. The emperor's madness was cured, does that mean they can attend to him at night...
"Am I a stud horse? They make me choose a concubine every day. These are human kidneys, not pig kidneys... Speaking of kidneys, I suddenly feel like eating stir-fried kidneys..."
Thus, the green-tipped nameplates were gone, and a plate of delicious kidneys was served.
An Jiu was promoted from a little palace maid to a head court lady...
One day, the tyrant said: "You greatly please my heart. Be my woman."
An Jiu discovered she could no longer hear the tyrant's inner thoughts...
CompletedAn Jiu transmigrated into a little palace maid in the emperor’s palace who wanted to climb onto the dragon bed.
As soon as she opened her eyes, the tyrant stabbed the little palace maid trying to seduce him straight through the heart with a sword.
The next day, the tyrant stabbed the chief palace maid beside a concubine to death.
On the third day, the palace maid who tasted food for the emperor died from poisoning.
Being a palace maid was a high-risk job, so An Jiu decided to work hard, save a lot of money, cherish her life, and stay far away from the tyrant.
But at this moment, she suddenly heard the tyrant’s inner thoughts.
“Ahhh, so annoying, so annoying, so annoying, are these memorials written like dog sh*t? Didn’t I already say no peaches, no peaches, no peaches, yet they keep asking, keep asking, keep asking every day.”
An Jiu?
“Is the new palace maid an idiot? Standing there like a lampstand? Can’t she see my neck is sore and not come over to give me a massage?”
An Jiu moved her feet and tentatively massaged the emperor’s shoulders…
“The desserts from the Imperial Kitchen are choking me to death, has Eunuch Li gone blind, doesn’t even know to pour me a cup of water…”
An Jiu moved over and poured a cup of tea…
Gradually, the palace maids and eunuchs in Guanghua Hall discovered that the tyrant’s temper seemed to have improved a lot…
The concubines in the harem wept with joy. His Majesty’s madness is cured. Does that mean he can now take them to bed…
“Am I a breeding horse? Making me flip nameplates every day. This is a human waist, not a pig kidney… Speaking of kidneys, now I suddenly feel like eating stir-fried kidneys…”
Thus the green nameplate was removed, and a plate of delicious kidneys was served.
An Jiu was promoted from little palace maid to a managing matron…
An Jiu realized she suddenly couldn’t hear the tyrant’s inner thoughts anymore…