Completed[Dual Transmigration + Mind Reading + Sickly Male Lead + Governing Female Lead + Face-slapping + Humor + Gossip Galore]
The story begins with Lin You as the malicious imperial concubine who poisons the sickly emperor. The system coldly advises:
“Don’t panic, complete the tasks and survive.”
Thus, while outwardly begging for forgiveness with, “Your concubine was wrong,” Lin You’s inner thoughts reveal: “Hah, sickly short-lived ghost! If you’ve got guts, lock me in the Cold Palace forever! By then, the male lead will overthrow you, dig out your eyes, rip out your tongue, skin your face, and chop off your head…”
The frail emperor coughs up blood and allows her to govern behind the curtain.
In the imperial court, the officials’ protests grow louder and louder until silence falls in the next second.
“Oh my, the Vice Minister of War was cuckolded… by a colleague!”
“Goodness, the Assistant Minister of the Judiciary has a thing for seventy-year-old widows?!”
The entire court is shaken. And the chaos doesn’t stop there:
“What?! The model couple, the Princess Royal’s husband, actually borrowed… to prove his virility?!”
“Tsk, the bootlicking Imperial Uncle is going to be castrated by the female lead and turned into a courtesan. So tragic!”
“Hiss, the psycho mute Imperial Brother is plotting regicide!”
“Oh my gosh, the enemy nation’s female general is actually a… transgender transmigrator?!”
With the fragile emperor as her puppet and the original male and female leads plotting to usurp the throne, watch as the hilarious concubine face-slaps everyone and secures the dragon throne.
Witness her outsmarting the transmigrated female general, crushing her into submission, and exposing jaw-dropping scandals from foreign lands!
To conclude, she leisurely sings: “Today is a good day, nothing to do but admire abs at the courtesan house.”
Hearing this inner monologue, the sickly emperor falls off his bed and grabs a fifty-meter-long sword.
But wait, the emperor suffers from memory loss. What is his true identity?
Genres: Transmigration, Rebirth, Comedy, Fantasy, Romance, Historical, Supernatural