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[Comments are open. This is a fictional metaphysical world, all plot is made up, do not apply to reality, believe in science, reject superstition~]

Metaphysics master Yu Lanlan dies and is taken by a certain system into a male-oriented novel with a live streaming popularity background, becoming a cannon fodder female supporting character with the same name and surname, whose fate is miserable.

According to the original plot, the original body and the male lead are both psychology experts, proficient in Western psychology, but because her live stream popularity overshadowed the male lead, she is framed by him and ends up disgraced in the live streaming world.

The transmigrated Yu Lanlan just laughs.

What Western psychology? That's just something our ancestors played with long ago.

She directly brings out the psychology most suitable for Chinese babies' constitution—metaphysics—and challenges the male lead to a live stream showdown.

1.

Two parents bring their daughters, who can't get out of their previous relationships after breakups, for help.

Male lead: "Based on various checks, diagnosed with severe depression, need to take medicine on time every day, and provide psychological counseling."

Girl 1: "Wuwuwu... Losing him, I'd rather die!"

Yu Lanlan: "Child, that boy's birth chart clashes with yours, he absorbs your fortune. Think about it, after being with him, didn't your grades drop a lot? But his suddenly improved?"

Girl 2: "Woc, that jerk!! I finally got 10th in the class! Why doesn't he go die?!"

After treatment, Girl 1 sinks deeper, Girl 2 successfully heals herself.

Girl 1's father slaps the male lead in front of all live stream viewers, then begs in front of Yu Lanlan.

2.

Two rich merchants come because their bodies have problems from overwork.

Male lead: "You have excessive stress, I suggest you learn a set of health exercises from me. Come, deep breath...1...2..."

Rich merchant 1: "Doing it doesn't help at all..."

Yu Lanlan: "Afflicted by villains, everything goes wrong. Isn't the manager recommended from below causing you troubles every night that can't be handled? Replace him, find a capable one."

Rich merchant 2: "Master is too amazing!!"

After treatment, Rich merchant 1's problems remain unsolved, Rich merchant 2 easily recovers.

Rich merchant 1 angrily demands sky-high compensation from the male lead, then turns to beg Yu Lanlan.

3.

The male lead refuses to give up and wants to frame Yu Lanlan according to the original plot, but Yu Lanlan quietly poaches his corner.

Looking at the somewhat wary female lead, Yu Lanlan: "He blocks your wealth path, clashes with your parents. If you continue dating him, your parents will have accidents..."

Female lead: "!!"

Female lead: "Break up immediately!!"

Many completed works in the column, take a look~

<吃瓜漫画横扫娱乐圈[穿书]>: Entertainment circle gossip guide~

<我在星际召唤神话大佬>: Summoning mythical big shots to dominate the interstellar~

<假如凡尔赛女配超有钱［穿书］>: The city's richest Versailles, can that be called Versailles?

<假如绿茶女配针对的是男主[穿书]>: If the green tea's target is the female lead...

<白莲女配的自我修养[穿书]>: Full-level white lotus deletes account and restarts~

: Boss from the start, tea鉴鉴 expert, come debate if you don't accept~

<修仙大佬教你做人[快穿]>: Demonic cultivator boss, will act instead of talking~

<能力是祖宗保佑>: Only I can save the world~

<穿书后抢了男主的霸总剧本>: Walk the male lead's path, let the male lead have the abuse plot~

<软萌桃妖才不可能那么强［全息］>: Big mix holographic online game~

Content tags: Female supporting character face-slapping, modern, fictional, transmigration,爽文, metaphysics

Yu Lanlan

Other: Many completed works in the column, read for comfort~

One-sentence summary: Metaphysics boss transmigrates to live stream and face-slap daily

Theme: Promote Chinese traditional culture

On a certain website, you often see people ask, if you were given one million, would you be willing to kowtow loudly to your sworn enemy?

Many people answer: I could kowtow until you go bankrupt…

But Zhang Li's answer was no.

…Because her system didn't happen to have this option, and one million was too little.

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Zhang Li transmigrated into a book, becoming the vicious true daughter in an entertainment industry novel about true and false daughters.

According to the novel's description, the true daughter grew up in a poor family, becoming vicious and selfish. After returning to the wealthy family, she caused trouble everywhere, making her biological parents and everyone around her hate her to the extreme. In the end, she was driven out of the wealthy family and died in poverty.

Only Zhang Li, who received the original body's memories, knew the truth was merely the tragedy of a girl lacking love being bullied by everyone.

Unfortunately, when Zhang Li transmigrated, the plot had already reached its later stages. The original body had been driven out of the wealthy family and was about to face a ban from the entertainment industry.

Even more unfortunately, she, who always valued promises, had also agreed to the original body's dying wish to become the most popular star and make everyone regret it immensely.

While she was racking her brains, a system calling itself 'Humanity's Test' came knocking.

The system custom-tailored many options for Zhang Li based on the original body's extremely love-deprived personality, but it didn't know that this Zhang Li was no longer that Zhang Li.

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The system, thinking Zhang Li couldn't live without a phone: "...What if I put you in a room with no mobile phones, computers, internet, or any entertainment facilities, provide you with ample food for every meal, and give you five hundred thousand for every day you stay? How many days could you stay?"

Zhang Li, being closely watched by paparazzi, with nowhere to go, and staring blankly at her single-digit card balance: "Are you serious??"

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After successfully establishing herself in the entertainment industry.

The system automatically triggered: "...You cherish your fans the most. If your Weibo follower count could be exchanged for one hundred times the RMB, but for every one exchanged, you would permanently disappear from that person's follow list, how many would you be willing to exchange?"

Zhang Li, who had countless anti-fans and millions of Weibo followers due to her original body's wealthy family slandering her: "I can tell you clearly, one million is definitely not the upper limit of my Weibo followers..."

She deserves more anti-fans!

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During a variety show, she encountered the former fiancé whom the original body was madly in love with, but who was now engaged to the false daughter, the female lead.

The system asked: "I'll give you five hundred million, or the love of this man, which would you choose?"

Zhang Li looked at the 'former fiancé' who was talking to himself and sternly warning her off-camera, 'Don't try to use despicable means to get close to me and the false daughter, the female lead,' then she turned and feigned sincerity: "System, it's not that I don't want to choose love, it's just that you're offering too much~"

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There was also the 'good childhood friend' who seemed as close as brothers with the original body but secretly fawned over the false daughter, the female lead… the biological brother who silently devoted himself to the false daughter, the female lead, and treated the original body like dirt… and the biological parents whose biases skewed to the heavens…

In the system's options, their value was equal to that of a thousand pieces of gold.

Zhang Li said: "Sell them all! Sell them all!"

Finally, without anyone realizing it, Zhang Li, who was supposed to be disgraced, suddenly became the richest person one day, shocking the entire entertainment industry.

She then turned around and destroyed the original body's family and her former fiancé's company, successfully making everyone regret it immensely…

System: What about the lack of love you were supposed to have? Something feels off…