CompletedCopywriting: [Horny Salted Fish X Sinister Tyrant]
Su Panyue was a spy sent to seduce the new Emperor of the Qi Kingdom. But no one told her before she came that this emperor was a tyrant who abstained from women. Rumor had it he was cruel and devoured blood and flesh daily. Su Panyue didn't believe the rumors and bravely climbed onto the dragon bed. As a result, she died.
The next time she opened her eyes, she was reborn to the year she first arrived in Da Qi. In this life, she decided to lie low in the palace as a salted fish, just wanting to survive. She didn't expect that the tyrant she avoided at all costs in this life would approach her again and again, his gaze becoming increasingly strange.
She decisively chose to escape but was soon caught. Then she discovered this tyrant had become even crazier. Not only did he build a palace to imprison her, but he also babbled nonsense all day: "You said you wanted me to be your man. Now I give you both this man and this empire, are you satisfied?"
Su Panyue lay on the luxurious dragon bed and stretched: "I'll tell you after I wake up." The aloof emperor knelt by her bedside, murmuring softly: "Nightmares and spring dreams, it's all my face, right?"
- Male Lead's Perspective -
Xie Lanzhou met a palace maid with a brazen spirit, and he could surprisingly hear her inner thoughts: [No one said he looked so good. It's a pity to be an emperor; he'd be suitable as my man.]
Xie Lanzhou narrowed his eyes, and found much amusement from then on. While he was reviewing memorials: [Wow, the man who is serious is the most handsome. I want to pin him on the table and do this and that.
] While he was pretending to sleep and resting: [The scumbag emperor has quite a good physique. Show a bit more and I'll take a look.
] While he was enraged and killed someone: [Is it rage for a beauty? Could I become a vixen who ruins the country?] Xie Lanzhou thought: She loves me dearly, so I'll grant her wish.
But on the second day of her enfeoffment, he heard her thoughts: [I didn't say I wanted to be the imperial concubine. What should I do if that old man from Lu Kingdom asks me for information?] Xie Lanzhou was silent for a moment, then picked up his brush and wrote a declaration of war. How could an imperial concubine be a spy? Lu Kingdom, right? We'll just destroy it.
But she wanted to run. Xie Lanzhou's fingers whitened with force, yet a smile played on his lips: "It's alright. She probably forgot but under heaven, all land belongs to the king. I will always find her."
Little Theater:
Su Panyue, whose identity as a spy was exposed: "Your Majesty, you listen to my explanation."
Xie Lanzhou: "No need for explanation. I've heard everything you're thinking."
Su Panyue: "What? You can hear my inner thoughts?? Please explain!"
Eating Guide:
1. 1v1, double-clean. Male lead has no harem and is virtuous.
2. Male lead can only hear the female lead's inner thoughts (starting from chapter 2).
3. The female lead was not killed by the male lead in the previous life. The two have no enmity.
4. Fictional dynasty, lighthearted and sweet.
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[White-skinned black-hearted noble lady X Jealous, sinister man] Brotherly love triangle.
Shen Wanyun, the legitimate daughter of Prime Minister Shen's mansion, was as beautiful as a celestial being, unparalleled in Shengjing. She was childhood sweethearts with the heir of Duke Dingguo's mansion. Everyone said they were a match made in heaven, with talented looks.
Until the second son of Duke Dingguo's mansion, born of a concubine, returned from the battlefield, having achieved great military merits. The Emperor was overjoyed and asked what reward he desired. He only requested a marriage decree to marry his future sister-in-law, Shen Wanyun.
After a year of marriage, the second son was gentle and considerate, Shen Wanyun was obedient and virtuous, and they treated each other with respect, yet remained clearly separated. However, one day, Shen Wanyun was harmed and fell into the water, losing three years of memory, completely forgetting how this marriage came about.
The second son coaxed her, saying they were deeply in love as husband and wife. Shen Wanyun didn't believe him at all. She immediately confided in her childhood sweetheart, the heir: "How could I have married such a rough man like your brother?"
Upon hearing this, the second young master was greatly consumed by jealousy and resolved to show her what a true brute was. Yet, at the critical moment, he tenderly kissed away her tears: "Don't cry, my dear wife, it must be someone else's fault!"
But from that day on, Shen Wanyun was imprisoned by him in the backyard. The formerly upright gentleman was gone. The second young master revealed his cruel methods, even denouncing his own brother, the heir of Duke Dingguo's mansion, and sending him to prison.
Returning to the backyard, he saw Shen Wanyun with her legs crossed, beckoning him: "Husband~ Just locking him up isn't enough, can you, kill him for me?"
Content Tags: Palace and Marquis, Fate of Love, Rebirth, Revenge, Abuse Scum, Mind Reading, Salted Fish.
Su Panyue, Xie Lanzhou.
Others: Pathological possessiveness, salted fish turns the tables, lighthearted and whimsical.
One sentence summary: Nightmares and spring dreams, it's all my face, right?
Motto: Live well.
CompletedBai Miaoke, an assassin for many years, saved someone for the first time, purely out of a momentary infatuation. She never expected this handsome gentleman to be Lu Yu, the ruthless Prime Minister rumored in legends.
She calmly tricked him for money and 'beauty'. After flirting and running, Bai Miaoke went to Jiangnan to investigate her mother's past, but unexpectedly met him again. Lu Yu invited her to travel together, and Bai Miaoke happily agreed.
Lu Yu thought: "She's willing to travel with me, she really does have feelings for me."
Bai Miaoke thought: "Still riding in a carriage? Too slow, big brother, I'm going ahead!"
Lu Yu, lifting the carriage curtain, was stunned: "Where's my big wife?! Get me a fresh horse to chase!"
When the noble Prime Minister Lu finally caught up with the carefree Miss Bai, she casually told him she only loved his face. Lu Yu replied, "That's fine too..."
And so, the powerful Prime Minister, who once commanded storms, began his daily routine of washing his hands and cooking for her.
"Madam, quickly come down from the wall, it's time to eat!"
"Madam, you went to the mountains again? Your clothes are dirty, quickly take them off... I'll wash them."
"Madam, gently, mm, this won't do!"
Until the pretense became reality, Bai Miaoke gradually became engrossed in the constant calling of 'Madam', even thinking the cold-faced Prime Minister had changed his nature. It wasn't until the two returned to the capital, turning everything upside down, that Bai Miaoke realized: "Hmm! Still this..."