CompletedXu Yinyin transmigrated into a cannon fodder real young lady who was swapped at birth in a wealthy family novel. The original owner, consumed by jealousy over her biological parents' favoritism towards the fake young lady, relentlessly competed for affection, ultimately becoming universally disliked, expelled from the prestigious family, and left to wander the streets.
Bound to a Gossip System, Xu Yinyin declared that life in a wealthy family, with no worries about food or drink, shouldn't be about vying for favor. Simply indulging in gossip and watching the drama unfold was incredibly satisfying.
Her biological mother said, "I raised Yaoyao as my own, and I can't distance myself from her just because you've arrived, but I will try my best to be good to you." Xu Yinyin nodded obediently, "Okay."
Gossip OS: "Oh my, this cheap sister's biological mother is actually your husband's first love. What a messy, melodramatic entanglement! But, by approximation, she really can be raised as your own." Hearing her daughter's inner thoughts, her mother's legs gave out, and she sank to the floor.
Xu Yinyin: Hmm? Why did she suddenly give me a black card and tell me to spend as much as I want?!
Her biological father said, "Yaoyao has been kind since childhood and is also timid. Speak gently, don't scare her." Xu Yinyin nodded meekly, "Okay."
Gossip OS: "The sister is indeed timid, only daring to secretly assist her biological mother. In the future, she'll even transfer your family assets to your biological father. You're a huge chump, raising someone else's child and wife. Your arch-rival will wake up laughing eight hundred times every night!" Hearing his inner thoughts, the chump father's blood pressure surged, and he collapsed onto the sofa.
Xu Yinyin: Eh? Why did he suddenly give me company shares and tell me to spend more money and stop overthinking?!
Grandpa prepared to let Xu Yinyin gain experience in the company. The second aunt, who was the general manager, said, "Your university isn't a prestigious one. If you join the company, starting at the front desk would be more convincing, is that okay?" Xu Yinyin smiled and nodded, "No problem."
Gossip OS: "You're afraid I'll get too close to you and accidentally expose your illicit affair with my uncle-in-law, aren't you? Tsk tsk tsk, you sure are good at "eating the grass by your own nest." Oh my, oh my, the uncle-in-law actually has no "little tadpoles" (is infertile)! Poor auntie thought it was her own problem and felt guilty, making her tolerate the scumbag's cheating repeatedly, even being convinced to adopt an illegitimate child. Is this something a human would do?! Auntie absolutely must blacken to make sense!"
"Huh, why did auntie suddenly give uncle-in-law a big slap and demand he leave with nothing?!"
Xu Yinyin, high on gossip, frequently attended various high-society banquets. A month later--
The richest man sent her an island.
A wealthy noblewoman gave her several buildings.
A CEO knelt and begged her to have children with him, and couldn't be stopped.
Xu Yinyin (black man with question mark face): Ah, this...?
CompletedXu Yinyin transmigrated into a wealthy family drama novel as the real daughter who was swapped at birth and destined to be cannon fodder.
Her predecessor harbored resentment toward her biological parents for favoring the fake daughter and constantly fought for attention, ultimately becoming a social pariah. She was cast out of the wealthy family and ended up on the streets.
With the “Melon-Eating System” now bound to her, Xu Yinyin declared, “Life in a rich family is all about enjoying endless food and fun. Why compete for love? Let’s just eat melons (gossip) and watch the drama—it’s pure bliss!”
Scene 1:
Mother: “I raised Yaoyao as my own and can’t alienate her just because you’ve returned. But I’ll try to be good to you.”
Xu Yinyin (nodding obediently): “Okay.”
OS (inner thoughts): “Oh my, this ‘sister’ Yaoyao is actually the daughter of your husband’s white moonlight (first love). What a twisted love triangle! Well, technically, raising her as your own isn’t too far off.”
The mother, who could hear Xu Yinyin’s inner thoughts, suddenly collapsed into a chair, weak-kneed.
Xu Yinyin: “Huh? Why did she suddenly give me a black card and tell me to spend freely?!”
Scene 2:
Father: “Yaoyao is kind and timid. Speak gently to her; don’t scare her.”
Xu Yinyin (nodding obediently): “Okay.”
OS: “My sister is timid, sure, but she secretly supports her biological mom and will one day transfer family assets to her biological father. You’re just a big sucker raising someone else’s wife and child. Your enemy must laugh themselves to sleep nightly!”
The father, who overheard her inner thoughts, flushed with anger and collapsed onto the couch.
Xu Yinyin: “Eh? Why did he suddenly give me shares in the company and tell me to spend more and worry less?!”
Scene 3:
Grandpa wanted Xu Yinyin to gain experience by joining the family business. The second aunt, a general manager, said, “Your college isn’t prestigious. If you join, start as a receptionist for credibility. Is that okay?”
Xu Yinyin (smiling): “No problem.”
OS: “You’re just afraid I’ll catch you and my uncle-in-law having an affair, huh? My, my, you’re quite good at sneaking around with family!”
“Wow, wow, my uncle-in-law doesn’t have any tadpoles (infertile)? Poor auntie blames herself and endures his cheating, even agreeing to adopt his illegitimate child. What kind of monstrosity is this? Auntie ought to go full villain mode!”
“Wait, why did Auntie suddenly slap Uncle and kick him out with nothing?!”
As Xu Yinyin indulged her gossip cravings, she became a regular at high-society events.
A month later—
The richest man gifted her an island.
An elite socialite gave her several mansions.
A domineering CEO begged her to have his child, unstoppable.
Xu Yinyin (confused): “Uh, what’s going on here…?”
Translator’s Note: She’s always invited to parties so they can eat melons (gossips).