OngoingWhen I found out I had become the [Most Beautiful Woman], [Most Respected Woman], [Number One Talented Woman], and [Most Beautiful and Virtuous Empress] of the Great Xia Dynasty...
Su Chang'an squatted in the corner, chewing on a paper cigarette rolled from mint leaves, took a deep puff, and exhaled a smoke ring. Then, he wrote a love letter to his wife, the Empress of the Great Xia Dynasty.
And then...
That night, the Empress looked at Su Chang'an and said, "I know you are a man, but does that prevent you from being my Empress? Does it prevent you from cross-dressing?"
At that moment, Su Chang'an felt like he had married a pervert.