CompletedNing Ning transmigrates into a male-oriented cultivation novel and initially plans to stick to the storyline. However, she quickly realizes this world is hilariously bizarre.
Inside her sect:
Senior brothers use absurd techniques like hopping on one foot to ascend to heaven.
Senior sisters make money by selling fanfiction about the elders.
Her master is so impoverished that he drinks water boiled decades ago.
Outside the sect:
Buddhist cultivators rap sutras, spitting fiery rhymes.
Sword cultivators treat their swords like lovers and compete for flower crowns to “support their spouses.”
Music cultivators wield monastery bells as weapons, bashing foes with gong mallets.
Ning Ning: “This world is beyond saving. It’s doomed!”
She transmigrates into the role of the villainous junior sister. To survive, she must relentlessly "court death" as per the original storyline.
Key Events:
Target 1: The aloof and virtuous senior brother.
When she invites him for a "secret midnight rendezvous," he gifts her an impossibly advanced swordsmanship manual. She ends up practicing all night, utterly exhausted.
Target 2: The frail and elegant elder.
Attempting to sabotage his zither performance, she accidentally ingests poisonous flowers and starts crying from pain. Mistaking her tears for appreciation, the elder joyfully composes a celebratory tune.
Target 3: The cold and aloof junior brother (the novel's protagonist).
After ruining his healing spring, she accidentally reveals that the water had been poisoned, saving him. The boy starts to show unsettling levels of loyalty and dependence.
As events spiral out of control, characters develop unexpected feelings, and Ning Ning's journey becomes delightfully chaotic and touching.
Reading Notes:
The story is a 1v1 romance with the male lead being Pei Ji (not a love polygon or harem).
It’s a comedy-heavy, lighthearted, slapstick story—don’t take it too seriously!
Themes: Cultivation, Sweet Romance, Comedy, Transmigration, Humor.
One-liner Summary: A hilarious villainess lives online to "court death."
Moral: Fate is in your hands; cherish familial, romantic, and platonic bonds.
[Adventure, Comedy, Fantasy, Romance, Shoujo, Slice of Life, Supernatural]