Completed【Gossip System + Mind Reading + Group Favoritism + Cannon Fodder Revenge + Hilarious Feel-Good Story】
Lu Li was originally a small koi spirit from Peach Blossom Abyss. On her second day as a human, she was struck by a heavenly thunderbolt that shattered her into pieces.
Her death was a massive injustice—Heavenly Dao made a mistake.
To make amends, Heavenly Dao allowed her to reincarnate as a princess of the Great Xia Empire. To keep her entertained, they even gave her a "Gossip System," allowing her to indulge in every juicy secret of the imperial harem without ever leaving the palace.
But things went awry—Heavenly Dao messed up again.
Though she was a princess, she was a mere cannon fodder! Her father’s dynasty was on the brink of collapse, her mother was framed and executed via the infamous "red silk," her beloved elder brother was kidnapped, crippled, and eventually drowned.
Worst of all, Lu Li herself wouldn’t survive past the age of three!
Frustrated and resigned, Lu Li decided to slack off and revel in the gossip while roasting everyone around her.
Unexpectedly, as she indulged in gossip, the entire narrative shifted:
Her father saved his empire from falling.
Her mother became the empress.
Her elder brother rose to fame as a legendary healer.
She herself became the Crown Princess, and her father chased her around, begging her to inherit the throne.
The imperial harem consorts, royal siblings, and court officials banded together, transforming Great Xia into the most powerful nation—strong enough to invade foreign lands and conquer territories of blue-eyed, blond-haired foreigners.
Wait, what? How did everything turn out like this?