Bad news: Xu Yanmiao traveled back to ancient times, but he himself is lazy and uninterested in anything but internet cybersecurity, which is useless in ancient times.
Good news: He’s bound to a system.
Bad news: The system is called the Gossip System, not the fortune-telling kind, but the kind that contains other people’s private information and scandals. Utterly useless.
More bad news: This system is also glitchy, and the extent of the bugs is unknown.
Even more bad news: This body is that of a minor official who can attend court meetings, while Xu, the time traveler… doesn’t understand the classics, can’t write with a brush, and is at risk of being exposed for cheating in the imperial exams.
Xu Yanmiao: “…”
Forget it, just lie low, wait to die, maybe dying quickly could lead to another time travel.
…
In the court, the emperor was furious about state affairs, and the courtiers trembled in fear.
Xu Yanmiao pretended to listen attentively but was actually focused on browsing the Gossip System.
[Wow, the emperor just took in a 16-year-old noblewoman yesterday! A beautiful addition! He’s getting stronger with age! And he was tossing and turning in bed all night but still has such a powerful voice now! Amazing!] [This noblewoman used to be the crown prince’s concubine! And the crown prince even knows how to write passionate love letters!] [Wow wow wow! The crown prince sneaked into the grandpa’s harem… hiss—got intimate while the old emperor was attending court! Do it quickly! Why isn’t there any video…] [Huh? Why is there no sound?]
Xu Yanmiao cautiously raised his head and glanced around.
[What happened? Why is everyone kneeling? Where’s the emperor?]
—The emperor went to catch adultery in the harem.
*
The “imperial exam cheating” bomb finally exploded.
Xu Yanmiao couldn’t explain why his handwriting on the exam paper didn’t match his usual handwriting, nor could he answer why he didn’t understand the classics.
The evidence prepared by the ousted crown prince of the emperor hit the nail on the head, and his personal bodyguard was ready to drag Xu Yanmiao away to the prison, awaiting execution in the autumn.
Xu Yanmiao held onto the gossip that proved his innocence but was in a quandary:
How do I explain the source of my information…
[Say that I secretly met with the Chief Examiner, the Minister of Rites, three nights before the exam? Impossible, that night, the Minister of Rites was dressed as a woman, spent the night at the General’s Mansion, with the general…]
The general’s body shook, and he interjected: “Your Majesty!!!!”
“Although the evidence of exam cheating is solid, I believe there’s still something fishy about this. It should be re-investigated! Especially Xu… Xu… Xu Yanmiao’s attire is neat and tidy! Someone who cares so much about their appearance, how could they tarnish their reputation!”
The crown prince, who couldn’t hear his thoughts: ??
[Also, what’s with saying that the examiner faking yawning and tiredness was intentionally leaving me a gap for cheating? He spent the night before the exam in the pigsty without sleeping, how could he not be tired the next day? But, surprisingly, the Imperial Academy lecturer actually believed in pig’s milk…]
The Imperial Academy lecturer’s face went pale, and he burst out: “Your Majesty!!!!”
“I… I agree with the General’s words! How could Xu Lang cheat in the exam! He… he… he deliberately drank a glass of pure water before the exam, believing that only good-hearted people can use pure things, such a kind-hearted person, how could he cheat in the exam!”
Thinking he had everything under control, the crown prince: ??
Xu Yanmiao was deeply moved.
[They’re all good people, even if their brains don’t work well, they’re trying their best to find reasons and excuses for me.] [But I really have no way to turn the tables, alas, it’s a pity that I haven’t finished watching the TV series I’ve been following. The old emperor angered the empress last night and got kicked out of the bedchamber, and now I’m going to die before seeing the ending. He seems to be planning to paint his face with ink and pretend to be a cat to cheer up the empress…]
“Bang—”
The old emperor slammed the table, forcibly interrupting the continuous stream of thoughts: “I believe Xu Yanmiao did not cheat in the exam! Release him, innocent!”
The civil and military officials couldn’t wait to echo, fearing that if they were too slow, Xu Yanmiao might spill more gossip.
“Yes yes yes! Release him innocent!”
“Long live Your Majesty!”
“Your Majesty, please end the court session! Let Xu Lang go home and rest! You’ve tired him out by making him stand for so long!”
The crown prince: ??
Did Xu Yanmiao drug them with hallucinogens or something?
[Dual Transmigration + Mind Reading + Sickly Male Lead + Governing Female Lead + Face-slapping + Humor + Gossip Galore]
The story begins with Lin You as the malicious imperial concubine who poisons the sickly emperor. The system coldly advises:
“Don’t panic, complete the tasks and survive.”
Thus, while outwardly begging for forgiveness with, “Your concubine was wrong,” Lin You’s inner thoughts reveal: “Hah, sickly short-lived ghost! If you’ve got guts, lock me in the Cold Palace forever! By then, the male lead will overthrow you, dig out your eyes, rip out your tongue, skin your face, and chop off your head…”
The frail emperor coughs up blood and allows her to govern behind the curtain.
In the imperial court, the officials’ protests grow louder and louder until silence falls in the next second.
“Oh my, the Vice Minister of War was cuckolded… by a colleague!”
“Goodness, the Assistant Minister of the Judiciary has a thing for seventy-year-old widows?!”
The entire court is shaken. And the chaos doesn’t stop there:
“What?! The model couple, the Princess Royal’s husband, actually borrowed… to prove his virility?!”
“Tsk, the bootlicking Imperial Uncle is going to be castrated by the female lead and turned into a courtesan. So tragic!”
“Hiss, the psycho mute Imperial Brother is plotting regicide!”
“Oh my gosh, the enemy nation’s female general is actually a… transgender transmigrator?!”
With the fragile emperor as her puppet and the original male and female leads plotting to usurp the throne, watch as the hilarious concubine face-slaps everyone and secures the dragon throne.
Witness her outsmarting the transmigrated female general, crushing her into submission, and exposing jaw-dropping scandals from foreign lands!
To conclude, she leisurely sings: “Today is a good day, nothing to do but admire abs at the courtesan house.”
Hearing this inner monologue, the sickly emperor falls off his bed and grabs a fifty-meter-long sword.
But wait, the emperor suffers from memory loss. What is his true identity?
Genres: Transmigration, Rebirth, Comedy, Fantasy, Romance, Historical, Supernatural
[Military Marriage + Straightforward Male Lead + Outwardly Soft but Inwardly Dark Female Lead + Space]
In her past life, Qin Hanshu couldn't take it anymore and took her own life when her stepfather forced her to go to the countryside. After her death, her soul attached to the prayer beads that her stepsister had tricked her out of, watching as her stepsister used what originally belonged to her to lead the entire family to a lifetime of wealth and prosperity. She hated it so much that her soul scattered. Upon waking up reborn, she quickly reclaimed her space and took all the family's belongings. This life, she wouldn't be so stupid as to die and give everything away!
With the space in hand, Qin Hanshu's life in the countryside was sweet. However, her cousin thought she was living a miserable life and asked his battle comrade, who was visiting home, to take care of her.
Who would have thought...
Upon meeting again, Qin Feiyang saw his battle comrade and sister holding hands, his heart bleeding.
His beautiful sister... had been taken away by this dark-faced god?
2024-11-27
Ah Bao has transmigrated! She’s become a princess of a fallen nation, who was killed as a disaster star right after birth.
【Father, the official from the Imperial Astronomy Bureau is an old charlatan who, together with Concubine Li, deceived you and will stab you in the heart on the day of the nation’s fall.】
The Tyrant Emperor immediately turned against the old official for his daughter, and Ah Bao was taken out of the Cold Palace.
【Sixth Prince, the chosen one, was manipulated by the transmigrated woman, going mad and smashing into walls for her, only to be used by her, dying alone and childless in misery.】
Sixth Prince: ?
He pushed away the female lead and turned into the ruler of the world!
【Seventh Prince, plagued by bad luck, died saving the female lead from a knife, missing out on his lucky little princess. Charge! Marry the official match and drive away your misfortune.】
Seventh Prince: ?
He stabbed the female lead, and at the selection banquet, he chose the lucky little princess and showered her with love and affection.
【Aunt, your beloved son-in-law has been keeping a mistress behind your back and brought a bastard child to the princess’s residence for you to raise. In the end, the adopted son and the mistress conspired to drive you to death and seize your family assets.】
Princess Chang: ?
She decisively divorced her husband and sent the scumbag to prison for a death sentence!
【And there’s the big uncle, the King of God War, surnamed Shen, who will use your drunken state to set up a bed scene, feigning tears and selling pity to make you responsible. In the end, she poisons you, leaving you crippled.】
Everyone is astonished; the small princess’s presence turns into a large-scale gossip event.
The once-fallen Tiansheng Dynasty has grown prosperous, becoming the number one nation among the seven countries!
Ah Bao has become the beloved treasure of everyone.
The defeated male and female leads: …
Where’s the promised protagonist halo?
Tags: Ancient Times, Beasts, Child Protagonist, Comedic Undertone, Court Official, Cute Protagonist, Demons, Doting Older Siblings, Doting Parents, Familial Love, Female Protagonist, Ghosts, God Protagonist, Gods, Heaven, Immortals, Imperial Harem, Kingdoms, Manipulative Characters, Multiple Identities, Multiple Realms, Multiple Reincarnated Individuals, Pets, Resurrection, Righteous Protagonist, Royalty, Saving the World, Schemes And Conspiracies, Sealed Power, Selfless Protagonist, Siblings, Strong to Stronger, Transmigration
Jiang Mi transmigrates into a novel as a villainous supporting character. Her mission is to bully the heroine, pester the male lead, humiliate the villain, and then wait to be slapped in the face and brutally punished.
Later, the system crashes and yells in frustration:
– “Bullying the heroine means taunting her and waiting for her to fight back, not punching her face until it swells!”
– “Pestering the male lead means being clingy, not clinging to him while beating him up!”
– “Humiliating the villain is supposed to push him towards a darker path, not lead him into the bedroom!”
The system: “Kick the villain and humiliate him harshly.”
Jiang Mi: “Got it~” She playfully teases the villain’s Adam’s apple with her soft, white toes…
The man tightly grips her delicate ankle, his voice husky and strained, “Miss, is this humiliation or seduction?”
Jiang Mi smiles sweetly, “What do you think, big brother?”
From the moment she first lays eyes on the villain, someone can’t help but be tempted.
[Rough Military Officer + Delicate Beauty] (Fictional Military Marriage + Marriage First, Love Later + Daily Life of Accompanying the Army + Stepmother and Cute Babies + Food)
Jiang Rou opened her eyes and transmigrated into a period novel as the fake daughter of a wealthy family.
Not only was she a pitiful cannon fodder female supporting character, but she was also knocked unconscious by the real daughter and forced to marry an old man in her place. Legend has it that the old man was disfigured, had a lame leg, and also had two children, one older and one younger, as burdens.
She, who was originally supposed to be desperate to return to the city, unexpectedly took the initiative to approach the man in military uniform.
"Comrade, I'm looking for Zhou Zhongshan, I'm his fiancée, here to marry him."
"The marriage report has already been submitted. From now on, I am your beloved."
"Husband~ Kiss~"
Because Jiang Rou knew that in this era, only being on the island was the safest!
And the so-called old man was not only not disfigured or disabled, but tall and mighty, with eight-pack abs, and he was also the commander of the army!
Jiang Rou's legs went weak just looking at him. It seems her married life will be quite colorful!
Three months later...
Jiang Rou, blushing: There can't be a next time!
The old man, coaxing her gently: Wife, I was wrong. But I'll dare to do it again next time.
[The male lead is cold on the outside but warm on the inside. After marriage, he becomes truly devoted, gentle as water, a wife-doting maniac.]
[Food, daily life, raising children (not related + biological), getting rich, gentle and flowing, sweet daily married life.]
Lin Shuyin wakes up to find herself transmigrated to the 1970s as an 18-year-old high school senior about to graduate. She's stressed—without a job, she'll be sent to the countryside, something she dreads.
Suddenly, bullet screens appear before her eyes:
"Honestly, Lin Shuyin, you'd be better off going to the countryside. At least then, you wouldn’t meet that scumbag husband Zhou Jianguo and everything that follows."
"Sigh! Second Sister Lin’s life is truly tragic. Before marriage, her parents didn’t love her. After marriage, her husband turned out to be an abusive cheater who ended up with her younger sister, driving her to death."
Lin Shuyin: "Huh?"
Only then does she realize she's transmigrated into a family drama novel called The Lin Family’s Children.
In the original plot, Lin Shuyin is introduced to Zhou Jianguo, the wealthy son of a factory director, by her eldest sister. Initially, life seems good—Zhou Jianguo provides her and her younger brother with jobs, showers her family with benefits, and even offers high bride price money to her parents.
However, the good times don't last. Zhou Jianguo cheats, becomes abusive, and eventually gets involved with Lin Shuyin’s younger sister, driving her to her death in fury.
Faced with limited choices—either go to the countryside or marry into trouble—Lin Shuyin questions the system:
"Are these my only options?"
The system responds: "No, there’s another way."
Task 1: Save a drowning child, and you'll be rewarded with a good job.
With this, Lin Shuyin joins a military arts troupe.
Task 2: Find a man to marry, and you'll earn 10,000 yuan.
For the sake of "love" (not really), Lin Shuyin finds an upright and highly-rated soldier in the military and marries him.
But then, the bullet screens take a surprising turn:
"Wait, the male lead Shen Guannan got married? What about our female lead?!"
[Era Setting + Rebirth & Revenge + Sweet Romance + Feel-Good Story + Wealth Building + Daily Life]
Bai Xiuxiu only realized at the moment of her death that the world she lived in was actually a “lucky era” novel!
In the book, she was the sharp-tongued, lazy, and selfish sister-in-law of the lucky female protagonist in the era-themed novel. She did all kinds of bad deeds.
After the female protagonist married into the family, Bai Xiuxiu constantly made things difficult for her. Because she bullied the “lucky protagonist,” she ended up “accidentally” falling into the water and dying.
Her quiet, obedient husband, whom she had always seen as useless except for following orders, suddenly went mad after her death. He became convinced that her family had caused her demise.
He launched a relentless campaign of revenge, dragging them all to hell with him, and became a widely hated villain!
Meanwhile, the female protagonist and her family overcame countless challenges from cannon fodder characters and malicious villains. Together, they worked in unity to rise step by step, building wealth and prosperity.
Her husband became a nationally renowned tycoon, and she lived a pampered life as a blissful wealthy lady.
As for Bai Xiuxiu’s unfortunate husband, he met an untimely death because he opposed the protagonist. Her two children ended up living miserable, lonely lives without anyone to care for them.
For decades, Bai Xiuxiu was inexplicably trapped as a ghost bound to her husband, unable to reincarnate. Watching everything unfold, she was furious and wished she could take physical form to kill them all!
But then, in the next moment…
She was reborn on the second day after the “lucky protagonist” married into the family!
Tags: Beautiful Female Lead, Charming Protagonist, Cheats, Childcare, Complex Family Relationships, Cute Children, Doting Love Interests, Family Conflict, Farming, Female Protagonist, Ghosts, Handsome Male Lead, Lazy Protagonist, Love Interest Falls in Love First, Magical Space, Marriage, Money Grubber, Mysterious Family Background, Poor to Rich, Strong Love Interests, System Administrator, Time Travel, Transmigration, Twins
2025-02-18
(Rebirth space ab*se, all members are crematorium, military marriage, sweet love at first sight)
In the previous life, Lin Weiwan was recognized by the Zhou family, cut off his waist to send him to work, and was finally pushed down the stairs by Zhou Rongrong and fell to death. After rebirth, Lin Weiwan stole everything from the family and reported it. Looking at the chaotic family, Lin Weiwan sat in the room.
[All Characters Can Read Minds + Eating Melons + Baby Protagonist + No CP + Group Pampering + Slow-Paced]
Qin Yue, a recent college graduate, is reincarnated into the ancient Southern Dynasty after a car accident, brought back as a baby by the Melon-Eating System. Her mission? To stabilize the miniature world through collecting "melon field energy" by continuously eating melons (i.e., gossip).
Not only can Qin Yue eat melons, but she’s also a little lucky charm! From the moment she was born, she broke the Qin family’s 200-year curse, was granted the title Fuan County Lord by the emperor, and became the court’s cherished "mascot."
Accidentally, baby Qin Yue—still drinking milk—becomes the youngest court official in the Southern Dynasty and the adored little lucky official, attending court while lying down!
Thus, baby Qin Yue and her system embark on a life of gossip and slacking off. However, unbeknownst to them, everyone can hear their inner thoughts. This leads to...
Shock! Grandpa almost became a victim of Aunt Liu’s schemes and wasted years as a fool!
Grandpa Qin: “Sob, I almost missed out on rekindling my love with my dear wife.”
Shock! The emperor wore his underwear inside out in his haste to attend court!
That very evening, the second prince sent his father a pile of underwear embroidered with "front" and "back" labels.
The emperor: "…"
OMG! The newly arrived consort is incredibly fierce!
The emperor buries his face in his hands…
Liu Minister’s son and adopted son are secretly lovers!
Minister Liu: "I’m done!"
Court officials: "Gasp! So spicy!"
Through this mix of hilarious and tearful gossip-filled escapades, Qin Yue helps uncover love-troubled fools, expose corrupt officials, and thwart foreign conspiracies. In the process, she inadvertently reshapes the entire Southern Dynasty while unraveling the mysteries behind her family and dynasty’s past...
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