Jiang Mi transmigrates into a novel as a villainous supporting character. Her mission is to bully the heroine, pester the male lead, humiliate the villain, and then wait to be slapped in the face and brutally punished.
Later, the system crashes and yells in frustration:
– “Bullying the heroine means taunting her and waiting for her to fight back, not punching her face until it swells!”
– “Pestering the male lead means being clingy, not clinging to him while beating him up!”
– “Humiliating the villain is supposed to push him towards a darker path, not lead him into the bedroom!”
The system: “Kick the villain and humiliate him harshly.”
Jiang Mi: “Got it~” She playfully teases the villain’s Adam’s apple with her soft, white toes…
The man tightly grips her delicate ankle, his voice husky and strained, “Miss, is this humiliation or seduction?”
Jiang Mi smiles sweetly, “What do you think, big brother?”
From the moment she first lays eyes on the villain, someone can’t help but be tempted.
On the day of her wedding, she woke up in the suburbs and resolutely stepped into the imperial city under the contempt of everyone...
She was an orphan who was bullied by others without parents, and he was an iron-blooded prince who was second to none.
These two people were so different, but they met by chance.
A piece of brocade clothes covered her filthiness and exchanged her for a lifetime of love.
The 21st century genius female military doctor entrusted her body and soul to the iron-blooded prince and gave her everything, but she didn't expect that at the critical moment of life and death, he swung his sword to cut off her life!
Bad news: Xu Yanmiao traveled back to ancient times, but he himself is lazy and uninterested in anything but internet cybersecurity, which is useless in ancient times.
Good news: He’s bound to a system.
Bad news: The system is called the Gossip System, not the fortune-telling kind, but the kind that contains other people’s private information and scandals. Utterly useless.
More bad news: This system is also glitchy, and the extent of the bugs is unknown.
Even more bad news: This body is that of a minor official who can attend court meetings, while Xu, the time traveler… doesn’t understand the classics, can’t write with a brush, and is at risk of being exposed for cheating in the imperial exams.
Xu Yanmiao: “…”
Forget it, just lie low, wait to die, maybe dying quickly could lead to another time travel.
…
In the court, the emperor was furious about state affairs, and the courtiers trembled in fear.
Xu Yanmiao pretended to listen attentively but was actually focused on browsing the Gossip System.
[Wow, the emperor just took in a 16-year-old noblewoman yesterday! A beautiful addition! He’s getting stronger with age! And he was tossing and turning in bed all night but still has such a powerful voice now! Amazing!] [This noblewoman used to be the crown prince’s concubine! And the crown prince even knows how to write passionate love letters!] [Wow wow wow! The crown prince sneaked into the grandpa’s harem… hiss—got intimate while the old emperor was attending court! Do it quickly! Why isn’t there any video…] [Huh? Why is there no sound?]
Xu Yanmiao cautiously raised his head and glanced around.
[What happened? Why is everyone kneeling? Where’s the emperor?]
—The emperor went to catch adultery in the harem.
*
The “imperial exam cheating” bomb finally exploded.
Xu Yanmiao couldn’t explain why his handwriting on the exam paper didn’t match his usual handwriting, nor could he answer why he didn’t understand the classics.
The evidence prepared by the ousted crown prince of the emperor hit the nail on the head, and his personal bodyguard was ready to drag Xu Yanmiao away to the prison, awaiting execution in the autumn.
Xu Yanmiao held onto the gossip that proved his innocence but was in a quandary:
How do I explain the source of my information…
[Say that I secretly met with the Chief Examiner, the Minister of Rites, three nights before the exam? Impossible, that night, the Minister of Rites was dressed as a woman, spent the night at the General’s Mansion, with the general…]
The general’s body shook, and he interjected: “Your Majesty!!!!”
“Although the evidence of exam cheating is solid, I believe there’s still something fishy about this. It should be re-investigated! Especially Xu… Xu… Xu Yanmiao’s attire is neat and tidy! Someone who cares so much about their appearance, how could they tarnish their reputation!”
The crown prince, who couldn’t hear his thoughts: ??
[Also, what’s with saying that the examiner faking yawning and tiredness was intentionally leaving me a gap for cheating? He spent the night before the exam in the pigsty without sleeping, how could he not be tired the next day? But, surprisingly, the Imperial Academy lecturer actually believed in pig’s milk…]
The Imperial Academy lecturer’s face went pale, and he burst out: “Your Majesty!!!!”
“I… I agree with the General’s words! How could Xu Lang cheat in the exam! He… he… he deliberately drank a glass of pure water before the exam, believing that only good-hearted people can use pure things, such a kind-hearted person, how could he cheat in the exam!”
Thinking he had everything under control, the crown prince: ??
Xu Yanmiao was deeply moved.
[They’re all good people, even if their brains don’t work well, they’re trying their best to find reasons and excuses for me.] [But I really have no way to turn the tables, alas, it’s a pity that I haven’t finished watching the TV series I’ve been following. The old emperor angered the empress last night and got kicked out of the bedchamber, and now I’m going to die before seeing the ending. He seems to be planning to paint his face with ink and pretend to be a cat to cheer up the empress…]
“Bang—”
The old emperor slammed the table, forcibly interrupting the continuous stream of thoughts: “I believe Xu Yanmiao did not cheat in the exam! Release him, innocent!”
The civil and military officials couldn’t wait to echo, fearing that if they were too slow, Xu Yanmiao might spill more gossip.
“Yes yes yes! Release him innocent!”
“Long live Your Majesty!”
“Your Majesty, please end the court session! Let Xu Lang go home and rest! You’ve tired him out by making him stand for so long!”
The crown prince: ??
Did Xu Yanmiao drug them with hallucinogens or something?
2024-12-21
Due to her uncontrollable urge to gossip, Chu Yaoyao transmigrates into a book and becomes a princess of the Great Qi Kingdom. With a house, wealth, and status, she feels like she has finally hit the jackpot. But before she can even boast about her good fortune, she and her mother are sent to the cold palace!
"Mother, you treat others like sisters, but they’re plotting to harm you."
Her beautiful mother immediately slaps her.
"The Crown Prince is sick? Don't worry, I’ll bring my medicine kit!"
"Second Brother, your talent is elsewhere, why are you wasting time on something you're not good at?"
Second Brother finds success in the Ministry of Works.
"This is the third brother, the one who has no love for studying and only cares about romance, causing the capital to fall apart. The typical person who gets used by others and still helps them count their money."
Third Brother: "I want to study! I’ll hang myself by the beam and pierce my legs with needles! I won’t fall for love anymore!"
"Father Emperor, it's him, and him, and him, all traitors!"
The Emperor: "Understood. Eradicate them, confiscate their wealth, execute and exile them, all at once."
In the end, Great Qi, which was supposed to fall in six years, becomes a prosperous kingdom, with nations coming to pay their respects! As Chu Yaoyao checks the progress of her mission, she realizes that she did nothing, and yet the task has completed itself!
A light-hearted story of transmigration, palace schemes, and system help, where the protagonist benefits from the chaos without lifting a finger.
Genres: Historical Fiction, Transmigration, Family Drama, Palace Intrigue, Light-hearted, System, Reversal, Overpowered
[Dual Transmigration + Mind Reading + Sickly Male Lead + Governing Female Lead + Face-slapping + Humor + Gossip Galore]
The story begins with Lin You as the malicious imperial concubine who poisons the sickly emperor. The system coldly advises:
“Don’t panic, complete the tasks and survive.”
Thus, while outwardly begging for forgiveness with, “Your concubine was wrong,” Lin You’s inner thoughts reveal: “Hah, sickly short-lived ghost! If you’ve got guts, lock me in the Cold Palace forever! By then, the male lead will overthrow you, dig out your eyes, rip out your tongue, skin your face, and chop off your head…”
The frail emperor coughs up blood and allows her to govern behind the curtain.
In the imperial court, the officials’ protests grow louder and louder until silence falls in the next second.
“Oh my, the Vice Minister of War was cuckolded… by a colleague!”
“Goodness, the Assistant Minister of the Judiciary has a thing for seventy-year-old widows?!”
The entire court is shaken. And the chaos doesn’t stop there:
“What?! The model couple, the Princess Royal’s husband, actually borrowed… to prove his virility?!”
“Tsk, the bootlicking Imperial Uncle is going to be castrated by the female lead and turned into a courtesan. So tragic!”
“Hiss, the psycho mute Imperial Brother is plotting regicide!”
“Oh my gosh, the enemy nation’s female general is actually a… transgender transmigrator?!”
With the fragile emperor as her puppet and the original male and female leads plotting to usurp the throne, watch as the hilarious concubine face-slaps everyone and secures the dragon throne.
Witness her outsmarting the transmigrated female general, crushing her into submission, and exposing jaw-dropping scandals from foreign lands!
To conclude, she leisurely sings: “Today is a good day, nothing to do but admire abs at the courtesan house.”
Hearing this inner monologue, the sickly emperor falls off his bed and grabs a fifty-meter-long sword.
But wait, the emperor suffers from memory loss. What is his true identity?
Genres: Transmigration, Rebirth, Comedy, Fantasy, Romance, Historical, Supernatural
【Sickly Beauty + Parenting Reality Show + Comedy + Found Family + 1v1】
Shen Mu woke up one day to find himself transmigrated into a cliché stand-in angst novel, becoming a chronically ill and frail character.
His wealthy husband only has eyes for his first love, and holds no feelings for Shen Mu. Every month, he merely gives Shen Mu a few million yuan for expenses. Shen Mu lives alone in a luxurious mansion, waking up every day in a 300-square-meter bed…
Shen Mu: Wait, how is this considered a tragedy novel?
The bed is so soft. Let me sleep a bit longer.
Dragging his weak body, Shen Mu leisurely continues his life as a lazy good-for-nothing. He also considers it very considerate not to meddle in his husband’s business, only caring about receiving his monthly allowance.
With the money, he buys villas, islands, yachts… Eventually, he gets tired of shopping and hires others to shop for him. His life is plain but fulfilling.
When bored, he amuses himself by playing with his three-year-old stepson.
In the original plot, this stepson was destined to become a major villain, ultimately tormenting Shen Mu, his stepfather.
Shen Mu looks at the little boy in front of him.
The tiny child, with rosy lips and pearly teeth, resembles a delicate snowball.
Shen Mu coughs weakly and lazily pokes the soft cheek of the child. This? A villain?
Stepson: "…"
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—
Due to a contract, Shen Mu and the child participate in a parenting reality show.
While other parents exhaust themselves trying to entertain their children, Shen Mu, pale and frail, lounges on the sofa.
The stepson obediently brings him medicine and gently says, "Little Dad, drink your medicine so the pain can go away."
After delivering the medicine, the boy even uses his soft little hands to massage Shen Mu’s shoulders.
Shen Mu holds the medicine bowl with a faint smile, his sickly features looking particularly mesmerizing.
The internet explodes:
【Ahhhhh, a sickly beauty wife! I’m sold!!】
【Is this my long-lost wife and son?】
【No, he’s mine! Don’t fight me!】
Overnight, the father-son duo becomes a viral sensation.
Haters sneer: “So what if he’s famous? Shen Mu still can’t earn the affection of those around him!”
But soon…
The malicious mother-in-law approaches Shen Mu with a check:
"I’ll give you 100 million..."
Shen Mu: "To leave your son?"
Mother-in-law: "No. If you two ever divorce, you stay in the Fu family, and he’s the one packing his bags!"
Even the husband’s supposed first love, who should’ve been Shen Mu’s rival, joins CP fans cheering, “Shen Mu and his husband are a perfect match! I ship it!”
Shen Mu: …
He can’t comprehend the plot anymore!
Netizens: …
Shen Mu is officially everyone’s favorite!
—
In the elite circles of Beijing, everyone speculates on when Shen Mu will be kicked out of the Fu family. After all, the powerful Fu family head couldn’t possibly develop feelings for such a fragile and sickly partner.
Yet, after one particular banquet…
Shen Mu sits listlessly in a chair, his gaze downcast.
Fu Chen kneels on one knee before him, speaking softly in a coaxing tone, “Don’t be upset. I’ll give you the entire Fu family. Just smile for me, okay?”
The crowd: …
Fine, it’s over. Congratulations on your happily-ever-after!
Main Pairing: A lazy, sickly beauty uke × a powerful and possessive seme
Reading Notes:
Seme pampers uke unconditionally.
Uke has a universal charm.
The son is not the seme’s biological child.
Content Tags: Strong Couple, Wealthy Families, Entertainment Industry, Face-Slapping, Sweet Romance, Feel-Good Story
Genres: Yaoi, Modern, Slice of Life, Showbiz, Wealthy Families, Sweet Romance, Comedy, Strong Male Leads, For Female
Reborn in the prime of her youth, she navigates the world of bustling city life and the intrigues of the wealthy elite. Together, she partners with others to reverse her fate and seize a lifetime of success and glory!
Genre: Romance, Slice of Life, Modern, Rebirth, Comedy, Drama
[Group Mind-Reading + Alternate History + Group Pampering + Hidden Genius + Gossip + Feel-Good Story]
Jiang Yingcheng transmigrated into a novel.
In the story, she is an unloved fake princess in the Da Rui palace, living aimlessly for over a decade. When the true crown prince, the male lead, regains his rightful status, he resents her for taking his place.
After ascending to the throne, he vents all his childhood grievances on her, forcing her to marry a notorious scoundrel and sentencing her to death by dismemberment!
Fortunately, none of this has happened yet. Both she and the male lead are only three and a half years old, and she’s now bound to a system called "007," which claims to help her change her fate.
The system is useful—except for one small glitch:
Any close relative or official with mutual goodwill can hear her inner thoughts!
"Wow! The Vice Minister of Personnel got kicked out of his bedroom because he couldn’t afford a bracelet for his wife!"
"The Hanlin Academy scholar’s entire salary is confiscated by his wife; he doesn’t even have pocket money!"
While the officials gleefully eat popcorn over these revelations, her unintentional leaks also lead them to uncover hidden crimes, identify corrupt officials, and earn accolades for cleaning up the court.
Completely unaware, Jiang Yingcheng happily focuses on altering her tragic fate!
“Father Emperor, try this sweet candy ball!” (Longevity pills disguised as candy—he won’t die young this time!)
“Mother Consort, leave the rebellious little brother to me!” (Future male lead, let’s bury that grudge, okay?)
By the end, Jiang Yingcheng looks at her now-healthy father, her harmonious family, and her promising young allies with hands on her hips.
Changing the plot?
"Easy as pie!"
Tags: Transmigration, Group Pampering, Gossip, Comedy, Alternate History, Palace Drama, Power Struggles
One-Liner: When a fake princess’s inner thoughts are exposed, the entire court gets a front-row seat to drama and justice!
Su Bai, a novelist from Earth accidentally fell from the top of a cliff.
When he woke up, he realised he had already transmigrated to another world. Furthermore, this was not just any world. It was a primitive other world with Humanoids.
With his Daily Assistance System and extensive knowledge from modem society, some of which he learnt from being an author, he led his primitive Tribe out of poverty. There, little by little, he started to transform the era, to advance it forward!
Uncovering mysterious of Shamans! Meeting more beast eared women! Farming!
From the apocalypse, Su Bei accidentally traveled back to ancient times and became a maid accompanying the princess’s dowry. Unexpectedly, the newlywed princess was inexplicably sidelined. In order to gain her freedom, Su Bei decided to matchmake the prince and the princess. However, things took an unexpected turn! The princess faked a divorce, and the prince agreed. As the chief maid of the dowry, Su Bei was instead left behind. Which family’s chief maid has her own private chambers? Which prince willingly massages a maid’s shoulders? Su Bei didn’t speak up, but in her heart, she was full of gossip. Little did she know, the prince was reborn, and all her inner monologues were read by him.