Bad news: Xu Yanmiao traveled back to ancient times, but he himself is lazy and uninterested in anything but internet cybersecurity, which is useless in ancient times.
Good news: He’s bound to a system.
Bad news: The system is called the Gossip System, not the fortune-telling kind, but the kind that contains other people’s private information and scandals. Utterly useless.
More bad news: This system is also glitchy, and the extent of the bugs is unknown.
Even more bad news: This body is that of a minor official who can attend court meetings, while Xu, the time traveler… doesn’t understand the classics, can’t write with a brush, and is at risk of being exposed for cheating in the imperial exams.
Xu Yanmiao: “…”
Forget it, just lie low, wait to die, maybe dying quickly could lead to another time travel.
…
In the court, the emperor was furious about state affairs, and the courtiers trembled in fear.
Xu Yanmiao pretended to listen attentively but was actually focused on browsing the Gossip System.
[Wow, the emperor just took in a 16-year-old noblewoman yesterday! A beautiful addition! He’s getting stronger with age! And he was tossing and turning in bed all night but still has such a powerful voice now! Amazing!] [This noblewoman used to be the crown prince’s concubine! And the crown prince even knows how to write passionate love letters!] [Wow wow wow! The crown prince sneaked into the grandpa’s harem… hiss—got intimate while the old emperor was attending court! Do it quickly! Why isn’t there any video…] [Huh? Why is there no sound?]
Xu Yanmiao cautiously raised his head and glanced around.
[What happened? Why is everyone kneeling? Where’s the emperor?]
—The emperor went to catch adultery in the harem.
*
The “imperial exam cheating” bomb finally exploded.
Xu Yanmiao couldn’t explain why his handwriting on the exam paper didn’t match his usual handwriting, nor could he answer why he didn’t understand the classics.
The evidence prepared by the ousted crown prince of the emperor hit the nail on the head, and his personal bodyguard was ready to drag Xu Yanmiao away to the prison, awaiting execution in the autumn.
Xu Yanmiao held onto the gossip that proved his innocence but was in a quandary:
How do I explain the source of my information…
[Say that I secretly met with the Chief Examiner, the Minister of Rites, three nights before the exam? Impossible, that night, the Minister of Rites was dressed as a woman, spent the night at the General’s Mansion, with the general…]
The general’s body shook, and he interjected: “Your Majesty!!!!”
“Although the evidence of exam cheating is solid, I believe there’s still something fishy about this. It should be re-investigated! Especially Xu… Xu… Xu Yanmiao’s attire is neat and tidy! Someone who cares so much about their appearance, how could they tarnish their reputation!”
The crown prince, who couldn’t hear his thoughts: ??
[Also, what’s with saying that the examiner faking yawning and tiredness was intentionally leaving me a gap for cheating? He spent the night before the exam in the pigsty without sleeping, how could he not be tired the next day? But, surprisingly, the Imperial Academy lecturer actually believed in pig’s milk…]
The Imperial Academy lecturer’s face went pale, and he burst out: “Your Majesty!!!!”
“I… I agree with the General’s words! How could Xu Lang cheat in the exam! He… he… he deliberately drank a glass of pure water before the exam, believing that only good-hearted people can use pure things, such a kind-hearted person, how could he cheat in the exam!”
Thinking he had everything under control, the crown prince: ??
Xu Yanmiao was deeply moved.
[They’re all good people, even if their brains don’t work well, they’re trying their best to find reasons and excuses for me.] [But I really have no way to turn the tables, alas, it’s a pity that I haven’t finished watching the TV series I’ve been following. The old emperor angered the empress last night and got kicked out of the bedchamber, and now I’m going to die before seeing the ending. He seems to be planning to paint his face with ink and pretend to be a cat to cheer up the empress…]
“Bang—”
The old emperor slammed the table, forcibly interrupting the continuous stream of thoughts: “I believe Xu Yanmiao did not cheat in the exam! Release him, innocent!”
The civil and military officials couldn’t wait to echo, fearing that if they were too slow, Xu Yanmiao might spill more gossip.
“Yes yes yes! Release him innocent!”
“Long live Your Majesty!”
“Your Majesty, please end the court session! Let Xu Lang go home and rest! You’ve tired him out by making him stand for so long!”
The crown prince: ??
Did Xu Yanmiao drug them with hallucinogens or something?
Rebirth + Divine Doctor + Spatial Abilities + Superpowers + Metaphysics + Era Power Fantasy
After traversing thousands of worlds, Xu Lin is reborn with the resentment and unwillingness from her past life, ready to turn the tables and dominate.
With a new chance at life, Xu Lin declares:
“I’ll swallow anything, except losses and grievances!”
“Revenge is served on the same day. If not, I’ll return it tenfold!”
“If I’m shameless enough, no one can outdo me!”
Xu Lin’s rules are simple:
Be ruthless enough, and no one can harm her.
Laugh at moral coercion—“I don’t have morals! Try tying me down!”
To her so-called adoptive parents or biological parents, “If I don’t acknowledge you, you’re just trash to be dealt with!”
For idle loafers or gossiping women, “One punch and done!”
Against pseudo-mystics, “You think you can fool me with feng shui? Ha! You’re amateurs!”
Once a divine doctor, Xu Lin’s medical skills make even the most difficult ailments seem like child’s play. In this life, she’s out to claim what’s hers and live unapologetically.
Tags: Rebirth, Strong Female Protagonist, Space Abilities, Supernatural Skills, Historical Power Fantasy
One-liner: A domineering woman with spatial abilities and divine healing skills unleashes her full power in her rebirth during the ’70s.
Key Themes:
Second chances to live life unapologetically.
Revenge and justice against those who wronged her.
Breaking stereotypes and living without moral constraints.
【Group Favorite + Adorable Baby + Little Warm Boy + Live Stream + HE】
Content Warnings in the comments section!
Little Tangguo lost his mother, and under the protection of five small animals, he traveled to the big city in search of his father. However, instead of finding his father, he ended up being taken to a variety show by a movie emperor. Tangguo’s obedient, sensible, and adorable nature won the hearts of the live-stream audience, making him the group’s little darling. Even the aloof movie emperor and the stern grandfather couldn’t resist his charm.
Early Movie Emperor: "Whose kid is this? Stay away from me."
True Charm Movie Emperor: "Baby, Daddy loves you."
Early Grandfather: "Find someone else to take care of him; I don't have the time."
Later Grandfather: "Who dares bully my grandson? I'll make sure they regret it!"
His biological father spoils the little boy into becoming a renowned and respected teacher. The movie emperor pampers him into a kind and pure sweetheart. Grandparents, siblings, and everyone else in the family adore him, making him the ultimate family darling.
But little Tangguo has his troubles. One day, he accidentally picked up someone, and ever since, that person wouldn’t leave him alone. No matter how hard he tried, he couldn’t shake them off. Left with no choice, he decides to face the challenge head-on.
Mu Qingji (wanting a hug): picks up Tangguo’s favorite book "Tangguo, you have three seconds to come here."
Qin Nianqing (nervously holding a stick): "You have three seconds to put down my Supplementary Notes on Compendium of Materia Medica, or I won't let you off!"
Mu Qingji looks at the stick in Qin Nianqing's hand and quietly puts the book down. Somehow, he had unknowingly spoiled this once-cute little darling into a fiery little firecracker ready to explode at any moment. How will he navigate this explosive relationship in the future?
Ya Ya accidentally appeared in the live broadcast of the Lu Family’s fifth young master. The chubby, round little dumpling melted the hearts of viewers with her cuteness, making them scream with joy. Moments later, she fearlessly shoved a toothbrush into a tiger's mouth to brush its teeth.
In her room hung the purple robes of a Celestial Master, and with just a casual remark, she could expose hidden scandals, help people avoid disasters, and capture ghosts from miles away. Her miraculous abilities even made the gods manifest.
However, her temple was rundown and in dire need of donations to rebuild it.
The Lu family declared:
“How can the child who saved the Lu family live in such a shabby place? Here’s 50 million for renovations!”
Entertainment industry moguls chimed in:
“I’ll host a concert to attract sponsorships for Ya Ya’s temple!”
Technology innovators joined too:
“I’m gifting the latest tech-enabled ecological systems. Ya Ya, please check your deliveries.”
Thanks to their contributions, the temple flourished.
Ya Ya said:
“Technology really changes lives! Without livestreaming, how would the temple have earned so many offerings?”
A lighthearted tale featuring an adorable livestreaming treasure, wealthy families, and a celestial master performing miracles.
[Military Marriage + Space Ability + Stockpiling Supplies + Beloved by Her Maternal Family + Face-Slapping Revenge + Clearing Out Wealth + Following Her Husband + Medical Skills + Raising Kids + Marriage Before Love]
Tang Wan, who came from a family of traditional Chinese medicine and loved running businesses (even opening a mall), never imagined she could choke to death while drinking water.
Fortunately, she had the foresight to stockpile plenty of supplies.
When she wakes up again, she finds herself in a world where clothing and food are scarce…
Tags: Army, Beautiful Female Lead, Childcare, College/University, Cute Children, Doctors, Doting Love Interests, Doting Parents, Female Protagonist, Medical Knowledge, Military, Modern Knowledge, Pregnancy, Soldiers, Survival, Transmigration, Twins, Younger Brothers
[Apocalypse + Rebirth + Infinite Resources + Face-Slapping + Strong Couple + Natural Disasters + Super Base + Family Unity + Plant-Based Superpowers]
The apocalypse descends with relentless catastrophes: scorching heat, freezing cold, torrential rains, earthquakes, tsunamis, mutated plants and animals, zombies, and invasions from otherworldly realms.
In her previous life, she lost her children, saw her loved ones perish, and became a victim of inhumane experiments. Upon her rebirth, she gains a sign-in system, where her first reward includes infinite storage space and 2 billion in cash—enabling her to go on a frenzied hoarding spree!
Now an SSS-level Plant Master, she commands vegetation to obliterate all enemies. She rewrites her fate, establishes the strongest survival base, cultivates plant deities, and crushes her foes to ensure her family survives the apocalypse in peace.
In her past life, she was betrayed by her husband, but this time, she cherishes him and vows to be his support. However, there's one small twist—her husband occasionally regains fragments of his past-life memories.
Originally, Qin Zeyuan planned to part ways with her and sell off a hundred companies to live life freely. But something feels off—why is his wife suddenly so affectionate, calling him "dear husband" and sticking to him like glue?
"Has she gone mad?"
Maybe it's time to reconsider the divorce... after all, the kids still need their mother!
Wei Yinuo transmigrates into the life of a privileged noble in ancient times. With loving parents and harmonious siblings, her life of luxury and carefree "melon-eating" (gossiping) seems set for eternity. However, her peaceful days are disrupted when she suddenly binds with a gossip system, and everyone around her begins to hear her inner thoughts.
One inadvertent inner monologue leads to the emperor appointing her as an official in court. Despite her reluctance, her new job proves unexpectedly entertaining. After all, the imperial court and palace are brimming with juicy gossip!
Wei Yinuo relishes the drama, but little does she know, her unfiltered thoughts are broadcasting to everyone, allowing them to partake in the "melons" she uncovers:
Inner Thought: "What?! The emperor got cheated on?"
The Emperor: "..."
Inner Thought: "Shocking! Minister Lu of the Ministry of War loves collecting eggs!"
Minister Lu: "..."
Inner Thought: "Breaking news! The fifth prince fell into the latrine last night!"
Fifth Prince: "...I beg your pardon?!"
Thanks to Wei Yinuo and her system, morning court sessions turn into large-scale gossip parties. Everyone happily eats their fill of drama, even as Wei Yinuo unknowingly becomes the hottest gossip in the capital herself!
Tagline: Bringing chaos and gossip to court, one thought at a time.
Core Theme: Finding joy in the absurdity of life.
[Mind Reading + Family Pampering + Transmigration into a Book + System + Double Virgins]
Shen Cheng fell in love with Huo Xingjian at first sight, tirelessly chasing after him with relentless determination. Eventually, she used tricks to marry him but could never win his heart.
After an accidental fall into the water, Shen Cheng suddenly awakened and realized that they were merely supporting characters in a romance novel. Their sole purpose was to deepen the bond between the male and female leads, only to end up as cannon fodder.
With this new awareness, Shen Cheng adopted a new principle: "Cherish life, stay far away from Huo Xingjian." Her only goal was to get divorced and leave.
Shen Cheng:
"You think you're the male lead, but you're just a stepping stone for the real male lead. After he's done with you, there won't even be a trace of your remains!"
Huo Xingjian:
"Wife, I don't have a white moonlight! No, my white moonlight is you! Wife, please don't leave me!"
Shen Cheng:
"Mother-in-law, do you think you're your husband's one true love? Actually, he's just a typical 'phoenix man' after your family’s money! Oh, and his illegitimate child is older than your son!"
The horrified mother-in-law slammed a divorce agreement in her husband's face, demanding he leave with nothing.
Shen Cheng:
"Little sister-in-law, do you think your best friend is really on your side? Actually, she’s your father’s illegitimate daughter. She’s the one who sent you to that man’s bed, causing you to get sick and take your own life!"
The furious sister-in-law immediately turned the tables, sending the illegitimate daughter to the same man's bed.
Wait... Why is the entire family’s fate different from the original plot? Oh, it turns out they’ve been secretly listening to Shen Cheng’s thoughts!
The once-despised Shen Cheng unexpectedly becomes the pampered treasure of the whole family.
Tags: Mind Reading, Family Pampering, Transmigration into a Book, System, Double Virgins, Romance, Comedy, Drama
"Ding! Complete the limited-time gossip mission and receive 100 buildings in Haishi!"
996 corporate slave Jiang Miao unexpectedly gains a "Supporting Role Reform System" that claims she’s destined to become a villainess. To prevent this, the system continually sends her money, urging her to improve her soul by eating gossip (melons) and spending extravagantly.
Jiang Miao: “??? First, transfer me ten million to see your sincerity.”
System: “Done! Funds transferred!”
Now, Jiang Miao lives the life of a billionaire gossip-monger, earning money by eating gossip and spending it with triple cashback rewards. However, there’s one condition—she must never interfere with the romance between the main characters!
Who needs romance when money smells so much sweeter?
Determined to amass wealth, Jiang Miao infiltrates janitorial crews, street food vendors, fishing groups, and even background actor teams to hunt for gossip. But things never go as planned.
For instance:
During a live interview, a reporter asks the janitor girl Jiang Miao about her dream.
Jiang Miao: “Actually… this area is mine. The whole neighborhood belongs to me.”
Reporter: “???”
Breaking news! A janitor fined for missing work is revealed to be a billionaire landlady. She instantly fires the property management company and refunds all her tenants!
An 18th-tier actress exposes a shady director during filming, declaring her intent to invest billions in conquering Hollywood!
Jiang Miao buys a notorious 996 company and issues a new rule: Four-hour workdays. “Anyone who works overtime is fired!”
She purchases the British Museum and brings back China’s historical artifacts, leaving everyone stunned!
Public reaction: “Wait a second, don’t tell me this is all the same person?!”
Tags: Billionaire Life, System, Gossip-Monger, Face-Slapping, Patriotism, Comedy, Lighthearted, Overpowered Protagonist
One-Liner: Jiang Miao transforms from a corporate slave into a billionaire, using her system to conquer gossip, spend extravagantly, and reclaim China’s treasures—all while leaving the main characters’ love story untouched.
In her past life, Qiao Zhixia experienced ultimate betrayal. On her wedding day, her scumbag husband shared a toast with another female educated youth. When she expressed her dissatisfaction, the woman jumped into the river to her death. Only then did Qiao Zhixia learn that the woman was her husband’s beloved "white moonlight."
After a year of cold violence, her scumbag husband chose to end his life in the name of his white moonlight. Meanwhile, her scheming mother-in-law and sister-in-law plotted her tragic demise, only for her to discover that the white moonlight was actually alive and well.
When she opens her eyes again, Qiao Zhixia has returned to the day of her wedding to the scumbag husband. Love your white moonlight? Lock him down with her plans!
Armed with a farming system, Qiao Zhixia sets out to become the wealthiest woman. As her success skyrockets, why is her scumbag ex-husband suddenly full of regret?
Get lost! She’s got wealth, beauty, and even an adorable child to care for. Who needs him?
Main Characters:
Qiao Zhixia, Qin Yunlang