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Chen Yu transmigrated to another world and, from the start, gained the Empress's favor and a system.
He initially thought he could reach the pinnacle of life, but then discovered the system was incredibly bizarre. It claimed he would become invincible if he died, but no matter how much Chen Yu sought death, he just couldn't die. Instead, he became a revered great scholar, worshipped by all.
Empress: This scoundrel, after spending a night of passion with me, still dares to say I'm promiscuous?
Immortal Sect: This prodigious talent is a demon; he must be killed! But why the hell can't we kill him?
Big Boss: Sir is upright and warm like the sun. No one else in this world has ever treated me so well. Even if it costs my life, I will protect him!
Bystanders: Hiss, as expected of Sir, such poetry is simply earth-shattering and spirit-weeping!
Qin Yuan was the top scholar in the imperial examination, but the female emperor was a昏君 (enlightened monarch in reverse, meaning a foolish ruler). He had no choice but to idle away his days, his body in court but his heart at home, missing his beautiful, newlywed wife.
He never expected that the female emperor and his new wife would swap bodies. The female emperor heard all of his private complaints and suggestions.
"Not enough relief grain? Mix in sand and rice husks! It's useless if the disaster victims eat well; all they want is to survive!"
"Feudatory kings rebelling? Simple, an Enactment of Grace is enough!"
"Can't afford to pay the feudatory kings' stipends? Simple, 'Great Navigation' and plunder from others!"
"Productivity—the ability to grow food!"
"This silly woman has consumed who knows how many heavy metal elixirs; she won't live much longer!"
These secret complaints and suggestions were all implemented in the imperial court. From then on, Great Zhou enjoyed national peace and prosperity, and all nations came to pay tribute.
Qin Yuan realized there was a mole beside him. One day, when Qin Yuan was at court, facing the empress, Empress Yan Jiaoran walked up to him and subconsciously called out, "Husband..."
Ah, so... the mole has been found! This novel is also known as: "Husband (Please) Receive the Decree", "Madam, I Don't Want to Enter the Palace", "I'm Torn Between the Female Emperor and My Wife", and "Lying Flat and Idling, Yet the Female Emperor Takes Advantage of Me for Free".
My name is Chu Yi. As the Minister of Personnel of An Country, I harbored a singular ambition: to rebel and seize the Great An Dynasty. To succeed in this usurpation, I formed factions, purged dissent, upheld "male virtue," and remained unmarried even in my twenties.
However, the young emperor, in an attempt to win me over, began frequently sending me beautiful women. It was rather strange; how could the emperor be so certain of my weakness?
Initially, I disregarded the beauties sent by the emperor. But... the moment I met her, I felt the enchantment of love.
"This official wishes to ask, is it against the law for a minister of the court to marry a夫人 (madam) to continue the illustrious Chu family lineage?"
"...It's not."
"Then, if the夫人 (madam) I marry has ties to the young emperor, will it necessarily jeopardize the great rebellion?"
"Uh... not necessarily."
"Given this, I, who have monopolized power my entire life, shouldn't I enjoy myself a little before ascending the throne?"
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My name is Xiao Ling. I secretly ascended to the throne as a woman, fooling everyone in the realm, all for the stability of the empire. However, the court was riddled with holes, with enemy nations threatening from outside and treacherous ministers grasping power within.
In this critical moment of survival, a magical mirror suddenly descended, claiming to have solutions for the court's troubles. But when I looked closely, the best plan was a honey trap, the medium plan was also a honey trap, and the worst plan suggested I hand over the empire?
Xiao Ling declared: "I'm exhausted, I'm giving up, I don't want to play anymore. I'll just sell myself to that traitor Chu."
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Many years later:
The Empress's eyes overflowed with happiness: "The magic mirror truly is a divine gift from heaven!"
Chu Yi's angry roar was hysterical: "Who on earth taught the Empress to eliminate treacherous officials like this?!"
To cure the eyes of his childhood sweetheart and fiancée, Su Yu constantly creates trouble to earn "Demon Points."
When the Book of Demons is opened, Su Yu is stunned by the abilities he acquires.
The first flash of light: Immobilization Spell, capable of immobilizing anyone for three seconds.
The second flash of light: Summon Lightning Cloud (the intensity of lightning released by this cloud is random).
The third flash of light: Super Strong Half-Red, Half-Green Underwear Worn Outside Edition (as long as one wears these underwear and shouts the embarrassing line, "I am the Underwear-Worn-Outside Little Superman," one can gain ten times their own strength, with a one-day cooldown).
The fourth flash of light: You gain a 100-square-meter portable spatial dimension, which will expand with increased cultivation.
The fifth flash of light: Super Invincible Stinky Fart Dead Eggs * Infinite.
(These eggs should be used with caution, as the consequences are severe. If you must use them, do so secretly; never openly.)
Su Yu stares blankly at the "Little Superman with Underwear Worn Outside" ability. The first two abilities were barely normal.
But what kind of an ability is this third one? It even requires wearing underwear outside and shouting that he's a little superman.
Su Yu's face darkens at the sight of the embarrassing line. He declared that even if he were beaten to death, he would never use such underwear once.
The year Qin Huai was reborn, the entire village was suffering from famine. In that year, a girl would follow you just for a steamed bun.
In that year, a large gold ring could only be exchanged for two steamed buns. Settling in the city only required setting up a shed on some land.
The glorious years from memory always evoke nostalgic thoughts and are unforgettable!
People were still simple and kind back then, and an older brother from a neighboring village could get married with just one bag of rice.
[Entertainment Industry + Refreshing Read + No CP + Songs + Literature + Film and Television + Comics + History...] Also known as: "Entertainment: Starting with Divine Songs to Conquer the World," "Entertainment Industry: Killing Killing Killing Through Everything."
Many years later, "Avengers Alliance" was released. Only then did the world realize that the Song Emperor Iron Man, the literary powerhouses Hulk and Black Widow, the divine screenwriter Loki, the top director Goku, the God of Comics Thor, and even the Song God Spider-Man were all aliases of the same person.
This man, Lin Mo, swept across the Bluetree Star with an entire Earth's worth of artistic works! He became a true godfather of entertainment, leaving behind countless legends and imaginative tales.
Some of his entertainment works include: Songs: "Gong Xi Fa Cai," "Good Days," "Good Luck," "A Grand River," "East Wind Breaks," "Ambush from Ten Sides," "SuperStar," "Qin King's Battle Array Music," etc. These involve pop, folk, opera, classical, rap, ballads, and patriotic songs.
Novels: "Startling by Each Step," "The Legend of the Condor Heroes," "Sherlock Holmes," "Chinese Paladin," "Empresses in the Palace," "The Story of Minglan," "Romance of the Three Kingdoms," "Journey to the West," etc.
TV series: "My Own Swordsman," "The Knockout," "Reset," "The Temptation to Go Home," etc.
Movies: "Buried," "Once Upon a Time in China," "Kung Fu Hustle," "Infernal Affairs," "Resident Evil," "Monkey King: Hero Is Back," etc.
Anime: "Cooking Master Boy," "Sailor Moon," "Mobile Suit Gundam," "Pokémon," "Slam Dunk," "Blue Cat's 3000 Questions," etc.
This is the most touching cultivation web novel of 2024. From birth, the boy never met his parents, simply because his Chaos Spiritual Root was not tolerated by heaven and earth.
He faces life optimistically, cultivates diligently, and approaches the truth step by step. Just as he is about to reach the peak of cultivation, numerous gods appear, determined to kill him.
At this moment, cherished friends and family he made on his cultivation journey appear by his side. There are mortals, cultivators, and his many fellow disciples, all just to help the boy seize that slim chance.
His Senior Brother points his sword at the gods: "Today, my junior brother wishes to ascend to the peak of cultivation and break the abandoned fate decreed by heaven and earth. If any of you dare to stop him today, we will fight to the death!"
Thunder rumbles down, and people fall one after another. Just as an attack descends upon the boy, an elder blocks it for him.
"You gods, high above, treat all living beings as ants, and regard life as grass. Since my inferior disciple began his cultivation, although he has been mischievous and caused trouble repeatedly, his heart is kind, and he spreads salvation to all beings. Alas! My disciple, allow your master to see you off one last time." With an explosion, his master self-detonated.
The boy ascends the heavenly gate, bows deeply to everyone, and takes out a wine cup.
"Wind and snow push the wine cup across the sky,
Heaven and earth do not tolerate, no home to return to.
No need to help me on the azure cloud path,
I dare ask the heavens, who else remains?"
Song Chi transmigrated, becoming the son of the reigning Chief Grand Secretary. He aspired to a life of beautiful wives and concubines, an idle playboy who muddled through life, but instead became an abandoned scion, expelled from his family.
In the imperial court, a treacherous prime minister controlled the nation, and eunuchs wielded tyrannical power. Foreign tribes whetted their blades, eyeing the world with predatory gazes. The common people suffered from hunger and cold, barely surviving.
Through imperial examinations, he embarked on an official career, eventually becoming a Regent King who dominated the court, even suspending the Emperor's authority.
His scumbag father: "My son, your father knows he was wrong."
Song Chi: "How many times have I told you, when at work, address me by my title, and speak while kneeling."
Once, Yan Chengyu transmigrated and found himself as the child of a childless emperor. He mentally prepared himself to just lie flat and be an emperor.
However, from the very beginning, he faced death. Fortunately, his powerful father successfully activated a system to save his life. During this crisis, the system sealed his memories, turning Yan Chengyu into a somewhat clever toddler.
Emperor Mingxi had been on the throne for twenty years without a son. Just when it seemed he would have to hand over his vast empire, a palace maid became pregnant.
Emperor Mingxi was overjoyed, thinking, "Now, the prosperous era I painstakingly built can be passed on to my child!" The aristocratic clans and relatives waited and waited for the emperor to pass away sooner.
Unexpectedly, the little crown prince was born, and Emperor Mingxi became more energetic than ever. He not only managed the country efficiently but also purged the nation's parasites. He was determined to leave his child a pure and orderly nation.
The little crown prince was exceptionally intelligent and adorably fair. The common people loved him dearly; privately, they not only erected shrines for Emperor Mingxi but also carried small tokens of the little crown prince.
It was incredible! They believed the little crown prince was a deity descended from heaven. "Just one word from him prevents illness and disaster. A single touch brings longevity. Haven't you seen how the Emperor himself is growing younger?"
The little crown prince had a problem: a talking little person lived in his head. It constantly made "ding ding" sounds and always talked about giving him rewards.
"Can rewards be eaten?" One day, the little crown prince used the rewards it gave him to save many people, and everyone started calling him a little immortal.
The little cub finally understood, "So, I am a god!" He then made his imperial uncle cry, scolded all the officials, and caused everyone to submit memorials complaining about the crown prince's rudeness.
Emperor Mingxi summoned his cub for questioning, but the little crown prince patted his belly and said, "Daddy, you don't understand, I am a little immortal!"