[All Characters Can Read Minds + Eating Melons + Baby Protagonist + No CP + Group Pampering + Slow-Paced]
Qin Yue, a recent college graduate, is reincarnated into the ancient Southern Dynasty after a car accident, brought back as a baby by the Melon-Eating System. Her mission? To stabilize the miniature world through collecting "melon field energy" by continuously eating melons (i.e., gossip).
Not only can Qin Yue eat melons, but she’s also a little lucky charm! From the moment she was born, she broke the Qin family’s 200-year curse, was granted the title Fuan County Lord by the emperor, and became the court’s cherished "mascot."
Accidentally, baby Qin Yue—still drinking milk—becomes the youngest court official in the Southern Dynasty and the adored little lucky official, attending court while lying down!
Thus, baby Qin Yue and her system embark on a life of gossip and slacking off. However, unbeknownst to them, everyone can hear their inner thoughts. This leads to...
Shock! Grandpa almost became a victim of Aunt Liu’s schemes and wasted years as a fool!
Grandpa Qin: “Sob, I almost missed out on rekindling my love with my dear wife.”
Shock! The emperor wore his underwear inside out in his haste to attend court!
That very evening, the second prince sent his father a pile of underwear embroidered with "front" and "back" labels.
The emperor: "…"
OMG! The newly arrived consort is incredibly fierce!
The emperor buries his face in his hands…
Liu Minister’s son and adopted son are secretly lovers!
Minister Liu: "I’m done!"
Court officials: "Gasp! So spicy!"
Through this mix of hilarious and tearful gossip-filled escapades, Qin Yue helps uncover love-troubled fools, expose corrupt officials, and thwart foreign conspiracies. In the process, she inadvertently reshapes the entire Southern Dynasty while unraveling the mysteries behind her family and dynasty’s past...
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2025-01-08
[Transmigration + Face-Slapping + Rich Family + Revenge + Sweet Romance + Double Virgins]
Fu Yining transmigrated into a novel—the fiery "CEO’s Wife-Chasing Redemption Arc"—but instead of becoming the wife being chased, she became the CEO’s mother.
Upon opening her eyes, she stumbled upon a scene: the CEO’s "white moonlight" was crying pitifully in his arms, while the novel's true female protagonist was falsely accused and lying on the ground.
The furious CEO Male Lead yelled, "Mom, do you think such a vicious woman is worthy of being a daughter-in-law of our Yu family?"
The scheming "white moonlight" chimed in with fake concern, "No, Mingze, I’m sure Qingyu didn’t mean to push me!"
The weak and helpless female lead pleaded, "Mom, Mingze, I didn’t push her!"
Fu Yining: "..."
Realizing that her character, the mother-in-law, was destined to torment the novel’s fated heroine, disrupt the romance, and end up in a mental asylum, Fu Yining made her move.
She slapped her CEO son hard across the face.
"How can you call yourself a man if you can’t even protect your own wife?"
CEO Male Lead: "???"
"We have surveillance cameras at home—should we check the footage for the truth?"
Scheming "white moonlight": "!"
"My dear daughter-in-law, are you hurt? The floor is cold; let me help you up."
The pitiful female lead: "?!"
Under everyone’s stunned gazes, Fu Yining kicked out her son and his so-called true love, then turned around and started pampering the female lead.
Fu Yining sighed: "The main account is ruined. Time to invest in the side account."
CEO’s father: "Look at me, honey!"
Fu Yining: "Scram! I meant my grandson!"
The female lead, Song Qingyu, caressed her growing baby bump and blushed shyly.
By refusing to stir up drama, Fu Yining secured a perfect happily-ever-after as the rich family’s mother-in-law.
[Rebirth + 1v1 Sweet Pampering + Tsundere + Soft Beauty + Space + Mutual Teasing]
In her past life, the man Su Ranran avoided at all costs was swept away by a flood while saving her.
That heroic scene, recurring in her midnight dreams, reminded her again and again of the deep love she had missed.
Fortunately, heaven showed mercy, and she returned to the day the man proposed divorce to her.
This time, she would not miss this deep love.
Carrying her baby in her belly and bringing along the Spirit Spring Space, Su Ranran resolutely followed the army to the island!
…
Shen He felt like he was dreaming!
Otherwise, how could his little wife, who was so afraid of him, act coquettishly and ask him for a hug?
Looking at the unintentionally charming little beauty, Shen He felt a sense of unreality.
"Ranran, are you sure about this? From now on, there will be no chance for divorce!"
Shen He gritted his teeth and confirmed with her again.
And her response was a passion he had never dared to imagine.
…
##A Rough and Sultry Man, a Soft Beauty, Sweet Love, Mutual Flirting, Space, Warm Daily Life
Lin Wanshu was the wife of the richest man in her previous life, envied by all. She was beautiful, wealthy, and her husband, though he had a mistress, seemed to have it all. But behind the glamorous façade, she was alone in an empty room every day, without even a child. Tragically, she was hit and killed by a car.
When she opened her eyes again, Lin Wanshu was back in the 1970s. This time, she had married a martyr who had died young in her previous life, and even had a baby! Just as she thought this man was about to die, she decided to take her child on the road to find his father…
He Manxiang was reborn. In her previous life, she had married the wrong educated youth and ended up with a miserable death. Lin Wanshu, ridiculed by everyone for marrying a scoundrel, had not only become the wife of the richest man but also lived a life everyone envied.
Determined to get ahead of Lin Wanshu, He Manxiang married Zhao Mingyuan. To be safe, she also persuaded Lin Wanshu’s father to marry her off to Qin Yan, who was about to die.
But just when she was dreaming of becoming the wife of the richest man, she heard that Qin Yan, who was supposed to die early, not only survived but made great contributions, rising through the ranks. Lin Wanshu had become a respected and beloved medical master? And the man who was supposed to be the richest man in her family was not only idle all day but also homosexual?
He Manxiang’s eyes turned red with hatred! Why did she struggle so hard in both lives? Why was Lin Wanshu so lucky?
2025-01-03
[Multiple Eavesdroppers on Inner Thoughts + Court Officials Doting on the Protagonist + Adorable Baby + Hilarious and Lighthearted Plot]
She transmigrated into a novel. The good news? She has a system with enticing task rewards. The bad news? The system is a prankster. What emperor would agree to being needled? What minister would willingly cross-dress? What prince would want to roll around in a mud pit?
Worse yet, she’s transmigrated into a bait character used in an assassination attempt against the tyrant emperor—right at the scene of the assassination.
Yuan Ruan, frustrated, gave up struggling. But what can you do as a baby? Lie flat and wait for the next bowl of Meng Po soup.
Inner thoughts:
“Oh no! Just one more cup of tea’s time, and I’ll be thrown out as bait for the assassination attempt. So exhausting.”
Unexpectedly, the emperor survived the deadly attack, and the brave general who accompanied him rescued Yuan Ruan. Not only that, but the general presented her to the emperor.
Yuan Ruan’s thoughts:
“What a kind soul! I’ll never mock you as a cuckold tyrant again!”
“Hmm? Hold tight! Tyr—uh, Your Majesty almost dropped me!”
Scene:
The emperor doted heavily on his newly adopted little princess, even bringing her to court. At first, the ministers were full of objections. That was until they heard Yuan Ruan’s inner thoughts:
“Shocking! The Empress Dowager who returned from pilgrimage at Mount Wutai is actually a man!”
The emperor: !!!
The next day, the Empress Dowager was purged by the furious emperor, with her entire family executed.
“Unbelievable! A Chen Kingdom spy disguised as a cousin is hiding in the residence of the Minister of Works.”
Minister of Works: …
That same day, the Minister of Works’ residence was surrounded by soldiers.
“The national treasury is empty? The system has a map of a silver mine, but I need the Minister of Revenue to complete a cross-dressing task in court to unlock the reward.”
Minister of Revenue: …
That night, two desperate ministers kidnapped the Minister of Revenue. The next day, he appeared in court dressed as a woman.
Yu Li transmigrated into a retro novel as the male protagonist’s fiancée, who had been caught in an affair and tragically ended her life in humiliation. Upon waking up, she discovered the harsh reality: after tirelessly caring for the male protagonist’s family, he had already been having an affair with her best friend. To get rid of her, his family schemed to frame her for sleeping with his comrade-in-arms, leading to her disgrace.
Yu Li, unable to endure it any longer, retaliated by beating up the male protagonist’s vile mother, exposing his true colors, and decisively marrying the innocent soldier comrade! But little did she expect that the handsome and refined soldier, once the lights went out, would show a very different side. By day, he was a doting husband willing to do anything for her, but by night, he reclaimed all his love with interest…
Xiao Yuying, jealous of her best friend Yu Li’s promising engagement, secretly seduced Yu Li’s fiancé. However, Yu Li boldly broke off the engagement and married the soldier Lu Guanshan, who was rumored to have a short life expectancy. Familiar with the future plot, Xiao Yuying waited for Lu Guanshan to die so Yu Li would end up a widow. Yet she kept waiting, only to see Lu Guanshan rise through the ranks, reconnect with his powerful parents, and shower Yu Li with love. Meanwhile, Yu Li became a successful businesswoman, gained fame after giving birth to twins, and even topped the national college entrance exam!
In contrast, Xiao Yuying’s stolen husband ended up crippled, impotent, and utterly ruined. Consumed with jealousy, she spiraled into madness. She was supposed to be the protagonist—so why was Yu Li living such a perfect life?
Tags: Charming Protagonist, Childcare, Doting Love Interests, Female Protagonist, Handsome Male Lead, Military, Transmigration
[Military Marriage + Straightforward Male Lead + Outwardly Soft but Inwardly Dark Female Lead + Space]
In her past life, Qin Hanshu couldn't take it anymore and took her own life when her stepfather forced her to go to the countryside. After her death, her soul attached to the prayer beads that her stepsister had tricked her out of, watching as her stepsister used what originally belonged to her to lead the entire family to a lifetime of wealth and prosperity. She hated it so much that her soul scattered. Upon waking up reborn, she quickly reclaimed her space and took all the family's belongings. This life, she wouldn't be so stupid as to die and give everything away!
With the space in hand, Qin Hanshu's life in the countryside was sweet. However, her cousin thought she was living a miserable life and asked his battle comrade, who was visiting home, to take care of her.
Who would have thought...
Upon meeting again, Qin Feiyang saw his battle comrade and sister holding hands, his heart bleeding.
His beautiful sister... had been taken away by this dark-faced god?
2025-02-04
Song Zhiya wakes up to find herself transported into a period novel as a fake daughter cannon fodder. The real daughter, a reborn soul, intends to use her knowledge of the past to seize everything from Song Zhiya. However, knowing the plot, Song Zhiya swiftly secures all opportunities for herself. Then, she takes her child and sets out to find her husband, whom she hasn't seen in three years, preventing his untimely demise. Meanwhile, the real daughter confidently declares that she knows the future best and plans to make a fortune—only to end up facing failure.
【Gossip System + Mind Reading + Group Favoritism + Cannon Fodder Revenge + Hilarious Feel-Good Story】
Lu Li was originally a small koi spirit from Peach Blossom Abyss. On her second day as a human, she was struck by a heavenly thunderbolt that shattered her into pieces.
Her death was a massive injustice—Heavenly Dao made a mistake.
To make amends, Heavenly Dao allowed her to reincarnate as a princess of the Great Xia Empire. To keep her entertained, they even gave her a "Gossip System," allowing her to indulge in every juicy secret of the imperial harem without ever leaving the palace.
But things went awry—Heavenly Dao messed up again.
Though she was a princess, she was a mere cannon fodder! Her father’s dynasty was on the brink of collapse, her mother was framed and executed via the infamous "red silk," her beloved elder brother was kidnapped, crippled, and eventually drowned.
Worst of all, Lu Li herself wouldn’t survive past the age of three!
Frustrated and resigned, Lu Li decided to slack off and revel in the gossip while roasting everyone around her.
Unexpectedly, as she indulged in gossip, the entire narrative shifted:
Her father saved his empire from falling.
Her mother became the empress.
Her elder brother rose to fame as a legendary healer.
She herself became the Crown Princess, and her father chased her around, begging her to inherit the throne.
The imperial harem consorts, royal siblings, and court officials banded together, transforming Great Xia into the most powerful nation—strong enough to invade foreign lands and conquer territories of blue-eyed, blond-haired foreigners.
Wait, what? How did everything turn out like this?
【Full Mind Reading + Silly + Watching Drama + Slacking Off】
Having finally become a noble lady in ancient times, Lin Mo decided to cherish this wonderful life! After living a lazy life for over a decade after crossing over, Lin Mo originally planned to continue like this, but her father, fearing she might starve, directly gave her an official position.
“Ahhh! I don’t want to go to work! Why do I have to go to work!” Lin Mo cried and rolled on the ground.
But after starting work, life didn’t seem so difficult, and she even got a “melon-eating” system. The whole court was full of drama!
From then on, Lin Mo and the system would attend court every day to watch the drama. However, the system had a flaw: everyone could hear their thoughts!
So, the court officials ended up hearing a lot of random and messy things, which were quite intriguing.
【Shocking! The emperor’s underwear has been mended three times, and the reason is poverty!】
Emperor:……
That evening, the three princes sent a large pile of underwear to their father.
【Big News! The Protector-General has an inappropriate relationship with Prince Qi!】
Protector-General:……
Soon after, both the Protector-General’s residence and Prince Qi’s residence were raided.
【Oh my goodness! The Grand Preceptor wet the bed last night! And he even hid the bedding!】
Grand Preceptor:……
That same evening, the emperor sent a court physician to follow the Grand Preceptor back, as bedwetting is a condition that needs treatment!
With Lin Mo and the system, the daily court sessions became a melon-eating party.
Lin Mo and the system led the court officials through a field of drama. Thanks to their help (eating melons), corrupt officials were caught and the treasury was filled.
Most importantly, the emperor himself now had money to buy new underwear!