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A modern, vibrant young woman named Xie Yan died prematurely and was reborn with her memories into the harsh 1950s. The good news was that she had a golden finger, the spatial ability she had always desired in her past life. The bad news was that it was just a space. In this era of material scarcity, was a space what she needed? No, she needed a farm!

That wasn't the most important thing. The most important thing was that she had become a man.

Being a man was one thing. At least she was from Beijing, and could become a 'renovated second-generation' (someone who gets rich from urban redevelopment) in the future.

However, she didn't get to live the good life. Instead, she encountered the 'down to the countryside' movement. After being forced to go to the countryside, Xie Yan found that she truly couldn't adapt to rural life.

Rural life is truly hard! 'Facing the yellow earth and turning one's back to the sky' not only represents the suffering and hopelessness of farmers but also countless tears and blood.

Unable to endure the hardship, Xie Yan eventually set her sights on the wealthiest family in the village. They had a胖闺女 (a daughter who was obese and thus difficult to marry off), which conveniently fell to Xie Yan, allowing her to happily eat the 'soft rice' (live off a spouse's wealth).

She couldn't help but sigh, this soft rice is great! It's very suitable for a lazy person like her.

She who watches the spectacle, the unfortunate Ji Jintian, is reincarnated into the cultivation world as a weak chicken. From the start, she's hunted and has a pitifully low stash of spirit stones. After barely surviving, a beast starts chasing her again—Help! She urgently needs a safe house.

Master, please shelter me! After successfully becoming a disciple during the sect selection, I became the junior sister at Yunshang Sect's Chaoyoufeng.

But upon entering, I found a motley crew: the senior brother who sacrifices for love, the second sister bearing a medicine bag, the fourth brother who is the heroine's humanoid battle tank, the fifth sister a devoted fawning dog, the sixth brother the heroine's humanoid treasure hunter, and me—originally a fool.

Other figures include the third brother, relatively clear-sighted, and a minor antagonist who fell into the demon realm due to inner demons.

After a while, the Yunshang Sect members remark, 'What's the Chaoyoufeng guy up to again!'

Despite her poverty, Ji Jintian continuously hustles and cultivates wildly, solely to amass capital before laying low. How far has she cultivated? Instrument cultivation? Gun cultivation? Ji Jintian: 'Damned, learning all this is just bad luck, yet I only seek to earn spirit stones—why am I getting busier and busier?'

She spots a fruit, not knowing what it is, and picks it, hoping it could bring profit. She sees a corpse, rummages, hoping for valuable items. Someone knocks, a flurry of senior brothers and sisters slash, a sword swiftly kills, yet they turn to see the junior sister laughing as she digs the corpse, emitting silly laughter; everyone…

(The sect also pulls some weight, but Ji Jintian still keeps some secrets.) Note: She’s new; writing may not be perfect, familiar tropes—if not to your liking, exit. Early chapters may have pronoun issues; please forgive; it will improve later.

[Multiple Eavesdroppers on Inner Thoughts + Court Officials Doting on the Protagonist + Adorable Baby + Hilarious and Lighthearted Plot]

She transmigrated into a novel. The good news? She has a system with enticing task rewards. The bad news? The system is a prankster. What emperor would agree to being needled? What minister would willingly cross-dress? What prince would want to roll around in a mud pit?

Worse yet, she’s transmigrated into a bait character used in an assassination attempt against the tyrant emperor—right at the scene of the assassination.

Yuan Ruan, frustrated, gave up struggling. But what can you do as a baby? Lie flat and wait for the next bowl of Meng Po soup.

Inner thoughts:

“Oh no! Just one more cup of tea’s time, and I’ll be thrown out as bait for the assassination attempt. So exhausting.”

Unexpectedly, the emperor survived the deadly attack, and the brave general who accompanied him rescued Yuan Ruan. Not only that, but the general presented her to the emperor.

Yuan Ruan’s thoughts:

“What a kind soul! I’ll never mock you as a cuckold tyrant again!”

“Hmm? Hold tight! Tyr—uh, Your Majesty almost dropped me!”

Scene:

The emperor doted heavily on his newly adopted little princess, even bringing her to court. At first, the ministers were full of objections. That was until they heard Yuan Ruan’s inner thoughts:

“Shocking! The Empress Dowager who returned from pilgrimage at Mount Wutai is actually a man!”

The emperor: !!!

The next day, the Empress Dowager was purged by the furious emperor, with her entire family executed.

“Unbelievable! A Chen Kingdom spy disguised as a cousin is hiding in the residence of the Minister of Works.”

Minister of Works: …

That same day, the Minister of Works’ residence was surrounded by soldiers.

“The national treasury is empty? The system has a map of a silver mine, but I need the Minister of Revenue to complete a cross-dressing task in court to unlock the reward.”

Minister of Revenue: …

That night, two desperate ministers kidnapped the Minister of Revenue. The next day, he appeared in court dressed as a woman.

Shen Zhao, who transmigrated into the Immortal Martial Continent, was forced by the system to humbly fawn over the Empress for nine lifetimes.

However, what he thought was true love that could move the entire cultivation world never managed to warm the Empress’s cold heart. In the end, he died miserably at the hands of the Empress and her little boy-toy.

Until the ninth lifetime, just before his death, Shen Zhao cursed bitterly and crushed the system… Upon rebirth, Shen Zhao decisively fled to survive, but this time, it was the Empress who panicked.

Jiang Wanqing was betrothed to her sister the moment she was reborn. In her previous life, Jiang Xiu married the regimental commander Cheng Ran, only to live as a widow after a month of glory. Conversely, the educated youth Jiang Wanqing married, with her help, reached the pinnacle of academia and became the partner of a renowned big shot in the academic world. So, the first thing Jiang Xiu did upon her rebirth was to switch marriages! Jiang Wanqing happily accepted. Who doesn't like a handsome man with abs? She made a decisive move and married him immediately. She wasn't afraid of living as a widow; if she could help one man make a name for himself, she could do it again with another! Jiang Wanqing quickly packed her bags and happily moved into the army with the man. Who wouldn't like having an extra strong and capable husband with good stamina? Moreover, all the money earned was handed over, with no private savings, this was simply the perfect husband! But gradually, Jiang Wanqing's back started to ache. He looked like a cool, aloof god, but after marriage, he wanted to be together every day, wanting kisses, hugs, and to sleep together every night! ... Years later, Jiang Xiu finally realized something was wrong. The future academic big shot she imagined became a prisoner, and she herself became a rat everyone wanted to beat. She hated it immensely. Why, even after being reborn, she still couldn't compare to Jiang Wanqing!

Ye Ran transmigrated into a world of awakened abilities and high-level martial cultivation.

He becomes a teacher at a top martial arts university—and unexpectedly awakens the Famed Teacher System.

Any ability or martial technique he sees, he can instantly spot its flaws. When he helps others correct them, he receives rewards in return.

A flawed ability like “Devour the Savage Boar”?

In his eyes, that’s just an undeveloped version of the top-ten mythical beast: Taotie!

A useless support healer who can’t even heal properly?

Has it ever occurred to you that you’re actually the perfect vessel for the Legendary Inheritance: Darknight Priest?

A family technique that never seems to work right?

Hmm… maybe that Lin Clan’s ancestral Demon-Slaying Sword Manual needs certain sacrifices to activate.

Years later, multiple world-ending-level extraordinary beings burst onto the scene.

As the world marvels—“So many powerhouses at once? A new golden age of destiny must have arrived!”

All of them, these dominant extraordinary beings, say the same thing:

“There’s no ‘golden age.’ We just had a really good teacher.”

As a beautiful, rich woman, Xie Yuyao unexpectedly transmigrated, arriving in the resource-scarce 1970s and becoming a female youth sent to the countryside. Fortunately, she was prepared, possessing countless supplies. All she needed to do was live freely, confronting troublesome relatives, crushing villains, and thriving.

Her only worry was the man by her side, who was perceptive and sharp, always managing to uncover her secrets from subtle clues.

Zhao Honghui was a man with a handsome, imposing appearance and a stern demeanor. However, due to his disinterest in marriage, he gradually became an older bachelor.

The new, beautiful, and mysterious young woman at the country station initially made him suspect her of being a hidden enemy agent. Later, the rugged man's face was slapped as he fell in love, wanting to immediately take her back to his nest.

Impatiently, he skipped the dating phase and proposed directly, but due to irreconcilable conflicts arising from the differences in eras, he faced a Waterloo.

His captured heart could no longer be withdrawn. He could only chase after his lover, dote on her, love her, and never let go again.

On their wedding night, Xie Yuyao took advantage of the rugged man in various ways! The man held her tightly, his eyes darkening:

Shen Nanzhi had been with Lu Yanzhou for seven years, yet she couldn't compare to the excitement and novelty others brought him. She prided herself on being an emotional repair specialist, safeguarding others' love and marriages, but she couldn't fix Lu Yanzhou's changed heart.

After a sudden realization, she proposed breaking off the engagement. Lu Yanzhou's eyes were cold as he confidently asserted, "Shen Nanzhi, you'll regret this." Everyone waited to see her become a laughingstock.

However, the man behind her reached out to encircle her slender waist, resting his jaw on her shoulder, his breath hot. "Do you know the most satisfying way to get revenge on an ex?" he whispered, "Zhizhi, marry me and become his young aunt."

Later, Lu Yanzhou's memory returned to the time he loved Shen Nanzhi the most, but she had already become his young aunt. With bloodshot eyes, he knelt in the rainy night, begging her to look at him again. "Zhizhi, please... love me one more time."

Shen Shuyi fell off a cliff while filming. In order to be reborn, she accepted the mission of helping heirless bosses in various small worlds to continue their bloodline by having children with them.

World One: Disabled Boss vs. White on the Outside, Black on the Inside Flirt

He sat in a wheelchair, his face cold: "I will not marry her, but I am willing to protect her like a sister."

Months later, Shen Shuyi asked with reddened eyes: "Who was the person who pinched my waist last night, bit my ear, and coaxed me into wearing his shirt?"

Wife-Doting Overbearing Boss: "Yiyi, don't cry. If you get angry, both I and the baby in your belly will feel distressed..."

World Two: Rough Man from a Historical Era vs. Stunning Educated Youth

Wolfish Rough Man: "Comrade, please have some self-respect, don't come closer!"

Later, Shen Shuyi glanced at him: "Who am I to you? Why do you make me chicken soup every day?"

Loyal Rough Man: "My love, my good Yiyi, it was my fault last night..."

Shen Shuyi quickly covered his mouth, coquettishly chiding: "Shut up, you!"

World Three: Cold and Abstinent Captain vs. Apocalyptic Growing Dodder Flower

The cold and abstinent Captain Huo's gaze was calm: "My team doesn't keep useless people."

Later, the man pulled her into his arms and whispered in her ear: "Shuyi, I swear on my life, Huo Chi will protect you until the end."

His head rested against Shen Shuyi's pregnant belly, and he spoke gently: "Baby, Dad will let you see the dawn of humanity."

...

World Four: Cold Buddhist Son vs. Arrogant Flower Demon

World Five: The Cold Master's Little Rebellious Disciple is Pregnant Again

World Six: The High and Mighty Insane Regent Prince's Delicate Marriage Alliance Princess

Shu Ying, the eldest daughter of a capitalist who tragically died after being sent down, has been reborn.

At this time, her uncle's family is plotting. Most of the Shu family's treasures have been loaded onto a ship, and her infertile cousin has taken her son away.

Unexpectedly learning that her military officer husband is not dead, Shu Ying beats up her uncle's family, empties the Shu family's basement, and rushes to the port in time to reclaim her child and treasures.

Since her husband is not dead, being sent down is impossible. She must quickly pack up and take her children to follow the army!

The savings her uncle's family hid? She took them!

The treasures hidden by the Shu family in the mountains? She took them!

Ancient books and antiques thrown into the garbage truck by "capitalists"? She took them!

Xie Zhiyan's first task upon returning to the army was to pick up his wife.

He knew Shu Ying had married him reluctantly. If she was unwilling to continue their life together this time, he would accept a divorce.

However, after arriving at the military base, his once indifferent little wife seemed different?

His beautiful wife smiled at him during the day and cried in his arms at night.

Xie Zhiyan: Divorce is impossible. It won't happen in this lifetime.