Cats Are Not Like That

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A mutated giant cockroach appeared in the male dormitory, scaring four boys, each averaging 1.8 meters tall, into screaming. Xie Yun saw a small cat lying on his bed...

10? Chapter 10: Cat Addiction

10 Chapter 10: Addicted to Cats

◎Xie Yun, let me go, you pervert◎

The two idioms, soul-stirring and sweating profusely, are simultaneously embodied in Xie Yun.

When a giant cockroach appeared in the dormitory before, he was pretending. He pretended to be afraid of cockroaches like everyone else. But if he were alone there, he could hit it with his slipper, and the mutated giant cockroach would be killed by him alone without the need for the kitten to deal with it.

But now there was a dead rat lying next to his pillow, and he couldn't pretend anymore.

He was really scared, so scared that he turned over and jumped off the bed and moved away from it.

How did the dead mouse appear on the bed?

After having this doubt, Xie Yun saw Goudan Cat still sitting on the bed. Its whiskers trembled, and the corners of its mouth twitched, revealing two sharp canine teeth. An almost evil smile appeared on its round cat face.

Xie Yun understood instantly that the cat had killed the mouse and thrown it on his bed.

"Meow——" The cat was majestic and beautiful, and it roared at Xie Yun who was standing under the bed.

You bastard, I asked you to smell my feet, and now you must be scared.

The big rat was not bitten to death by Wu Yahua. When Wu Yahua saw it, it was already a dead rat.

Wu Yahua was glad that she had been prepared. She had dragged a dead mouse back to the dormitory in the morning to show her authority to Xie Yun.

When Xie Yun's emotions stabilized, in his eyes, Goudan was just a heroic cat that killed rats.

Whenever the tabby cat Sang Biao sees Goudan, he has to offer her a cigarette and call her "big sister."

"Goudan, you're amazing! You managed to kill such a big rat."

Xie Yun climbed onto the bed, picked up Goudan and kissed him twice on the forehead.

Wu Yahua's head was buzzing from the kiss.

What does he mean? Wasn't he scared just now? Why is he so excited now?

Wu Yahua was a little afraid of him. He was so wild in kissing the cat that it made a loud noise. Wu Yahua was really afraid that he would suddenly fall ill and bite her and eat her whole.

"Xie Yun, let me go, you pervert."

The cat howled in dissatisfaction.

But the louder the cat meowed, the more excited Xie Yun became.

At a certain moment, he strongly suspected that his perverted nature could no longer be hidden.

In the end, this human-cat farce ended with the cat's head being wetted by Xie Yun's saliva, and Xie Yun going to the laboratory to do experiments.

While Xie Yun was in the laboratory, Wu Yahua was wandering around the campus of World University, sometimes lying in a daze on the stands of the empty playground, and sometimes sleeping peacefully in the empty classroom.

Wu Yahua looked at the blue sky outside the window and thought about what she was doing during last summer vacation.

I watch TV series and sleep in, and only go downstairs once every ten days or half a month.

She is such a homebody, staying away from the hustle and bustle, with few friends. Even if her friends invite her out, she doesn't want to go out.

Now that she has become a cat, Wu Yahua feels that her life hasn't changed much.

Xie Yun had a tablet computer, and she stayed in the dormitory so she could watch TV series on Xie Yun's tablet computer. But when she lay down to watch the TV series, the first thing she saw was her two furry cat paws. When she thought of herself turning into a cat, she lost the mood to watch TV series.

Then go to sleep and sleep until you are exhausted.

Apart from sleeping, Wu Yahua just daydreams, runs around, catches butterflies and plays with insects.

Becoming a cat seems to be no different from being a human, but it also seems to be very different.

Wu Yahua felt like she had returned to her childhood, where she was simple and carefree, full of primitive vitality.

Xie Yun's experimental operation seemed to be less than ideal, and he was under a lot of pressure.

Often Wu Yahua would return to the dormitory, but Xie Yun had not yet returned. When Xie Yun came back, the kitten was already deep in sleep.

In the dream, Wu Yahua saw the pork ribs, potato cake and orange juice that she had been craving for for a long time. The food flew to her mouth. She opened her mouth with saliva dripping, and was about to take them all into her stomach when she felt a heat coming from her lower abdomen.

not good.

She cried secretly.

When I suddenly opened my eyes, I saw that Xie Yun had laid me on my back in a spread-eagle position while I was sleeping.

Xie Yun buried his head in her soft cat belly and sucked hard, the cat hair covering his entire face.

Xie Yun learned cat-hugging without any instruction, and after learning how to do so, he became addicted to it.

The soft fur smoothed out Xie Yun's stress.

A large patch of marshmallow-colored hair on the abdomen provides a visual healing effect.

Xie Yun believed from the bottom of his heart that there was nothing more enjoyable than petting cats.

Cat poop is a living chemical attack, so smelly that it makes people gag, but the kitten itself is so sweet that you don’t even need to bite into it to know it’s a soft and sticky kitten bread.

No matter whether today's experimental data is good or bad, Xie Yun is addicted, and the first thing he does when he returns to the dormitory is to pet the cat.

Wu Yahua was "suffering". Although she was hugged, kissed and embraced by a handsome guy, and the handsome guy was sucking on her cat belly and making humming sounds from time to time, Wu Yahua still felt awkward.

She was not a real cat and could not remain indifferent while being kissed by a man.

Even if this man was her former crush.

Wu Yahua wanted to escape but couldn't, and she meowed plaintively, "Xie Yun, you are sick, you are absolutely sick!"

Even if the cat's body was tilted, Xie Yun would straighten it and then continue to pet the cat.

Xie Yun felt great after sucking it, and the suffering little kitten seemed to have been drained of all its energy, lying on the bed motionless.

A week later, it was the night before Xie Yun was about to leave for Beijing to participate in a competition.

It takes four days in total, two of which are for the competition and one day each for the round trip.

Wu Yahua watched him pack his suitcase quietly. Suddenly, he became possessed and hugged Wu Yahua.

"Oh! Baby! I can't leave you!"

Ah~

Wu Yahua came to her senses. Xie Yun was not possessed by a demon, but was possessed by a spirit of drama. The show had begun.

"I will miss you a lot during these four days."

Wu Yahua felt that it was quite disgusting for a man to say such words, but when she turned around and looked at Xie Yun's handsome face, Wu Yahua felt that she was the one who was disgusting.

If I hadn't turned into a cat, how could I have the chance to be held in Xie Yun's arms and called baby?

"Baby, take care of yourself. Don't go out and play these days. Just stay in the dormitory. I've already contacted someone to come and feed you. For the next four days, I'll clean out your poop, change your water, and add more food to your diet."

Xie Yun stroked the cat's ears. As he stroked, he opened his mouth and pretended to bite the cat's ears.

Wu Yahua tilted her neck back, her eyes escaping in panic, "Don't mess around, Xie Yun, please restrain yourself. I really can't stand you."

Xie Yun tried to bite the cat's ear, but he only touched the tip of the ear, and the cat breathed out a warning to him.

Xie Yun had no choice but to stop biting the cat's ears.

If you anger the cat, it will swing its claws at you. It was a hot summer day and Xie Yun was wearing cool clothes, so his exposed arms would be scratched and leave a bloody scar, which was painful and miserable.

During the days when Xie Yun went to the competition, he kept the air conditioner in the dormitory on because he was worried that the cat would get too hot.

Even for the cat's drinking water, Xie Yun bought a box of mineral water in advance and placed it there so that people who came to feed the cat could change or add water.

The temperature outside was high, and Wu Yahua was happy to stay in the dormitory with the air conditioner on. She clumsily opened Xie Yun's tablet with her cat paw to watch TV series.

Xie Yun's tablet computer had a password, but Xie Yun was not wary of the kitten. He personally told the kitten the password was 1234, and held the kitten's hand, clicking on the keys one by one to teach it how to open the tablet.

With such a 'complex' password, Wu Yahua couldn't figure out who Xie Yun was protecting against. It would be better not to set a password.

During the days when Xie Yun was away, Wu Yahua lived a lazy life, watching TV series with his eyes open and sleeping with his eyes closed.

Cats can live a life without going to school, working, earning money or hunting, and can eat and sleep whenever they want without worrying about food and clothing. This is all thanks to their ancestors.

It is because the ancestors of cats were willing to be tamed by humans and because the ancestors of cats were willing to get close to humans that cats and their descendants have a good life.

Wu Yahua shook her tail and shouted: Long live the cat -

The girl who came to his house to feed his baby was found by Xie Yun on the Internet. She lived two kilometers away from World University. She was in her twenties, had a ponytail, and wore black-framed glasses. She looked pretty and cute.

Seeing Wu Yahua curled up on Xie Yun's bed watching a show, she tiptoed and leaned over.

"What are you looking at, little cat?"

"Oh! Such an old play, can you understand it?"

Wu Yahua nodded to indicate that she understood, her eyes still fixed on the screen.

"You look like you're alone," the girl said to Wu Yahua, who was staring intently at her tablet watching a show. "I've been doing door-to-door cat feeding for three years, and this is the first time I've met a cat that looks as human as you do."

I can't tell if it's a compliment.

Wu Yahua turned around and meowed at her.

“I am a human being.”

"This is even more similar!" The girl who was feeding the cat was shocked. She could actually see the cat's expression from its face.

That kind of expression is definitely not something a cat can make.

The girl who came to feed the cat took out her cell phone, pointed it at the cat's face and took a picture.

"How rude." Wu Yahua shouted.

The girl who came to feed the cat was so excited when she saw the angry expression on the cat's face in the photo that she muttered, "I'm going to send the photo to my cat master. Your cat is really amazing."

What a hateful and rude guy. He took photos and sent them to others.

Wu Yahua stood up from the tablet computer, arched her back, and blew on her, warning her to get out as soon as she finished cleaning up the shit.

"Okay, I'll leave now. Don't be angry. If you're angry, you won't be a good-looking cat anymore."

The girl took the bag of cat feces and urine, locked the door and left.

Listening to the gradually receding footsteps, Wu Yahua muttered in dissatisfaction, "Who is this person that Xie Yun hired? It would be better to ask the dorm manager downstairs to clean up the shit."

As soon as the girl walked out of the gate of World University, her teacher called her anxiously and asked, "Where is the cat?"

"In a male dormitory at World University, Master, you also think this cat looks like a human, right?"

"More than a resemblance," the female voice on the other end of the phone said loudly, "She is a human."

He Mei: "I must get this cat. Using it to refine the elixir will make it more effective."

Wu Yahua, who was watching a TV series at this time, felt a chill and thought it was because the air conditioner was too cold, so she looked at the air conditioner.

The girl who came to feed the cat said, "Yes, Master, I will go back and catch it now and send it to your house."