[Genshin + Honkai: Star Rail] Simulator but Treasure Hoarders

Synopsis: Silly Version Synopsis:

Landing in the Treasure Hoarders with a simulator in hand, Ming Chong, who knows nothing about this other world: This is kinda interesting.

What do you...

Chapter 280 Cat Cake

Chapter 280 Cat Cake

"You paid very little attention to Dr. Yuan, and you could have concluded it in a few words.

Originally, he responded to your slightly prejudiced attitude with arrogance. The problem probably came when he talked about the topic of genius.

"That's not surprising. Just another mediocre person who can't understand genius. Just like that guy from the Doctor's Society."

You casually hold up a sign with a question mark on it.

"I can't remember clearly. A mediocre person who got the [Emperor's Scepter] by chance."

Scepter...Erudimentary Society...

Parthivia?

When you mention "scepter", you will think of this somewhat difficult to pronounce name.

During your journey with the world's first genius, Zandar, the first of the Genius Club, at the end of the journey, you met her, Pativia, a person who has reached the pinnacle of the field of [ordinariness].

To prevent the old memories from fading, it is necessary to emphasize that as an atheist time traveler, you have never had any respect for beings like the "Star God".

So naturally, your criterion for judging genius is never the [intellectual] glance.

You have a sister who is a genius in terms of universal values, and according to your parents, you are also an extraordinary person.

As you once thought, if a genius with a special talent for supercomputing in the field of information happened to be born before the electrical age, then, according to the theory that "humans cannot understand areas beyond cognition", no matter how wildly that person fantasizes in his dreams, he will not be able to expand his wings.

Therefore, you always have doubts about [intellect].

People have different opinions on the selection criteria for the "Genius Club", ranging from ideas that can subvert the world, or abilities, to shocking experimental methods that may be far ahead of their time...

But that doesn't matter.

It doesn't matter.

The dividing line between genius and genius lies in you, and it depends on whether you like it or not.

The genius you favor, such as Parthia, who obtained the [Imperial Scepter] but did not follow Rupert II's [Perfector Theory] to cross the boundary between genius and mediocrity and even become a god, is willing to do his best to leave a line of unproven formulas for future generations.

Perhaps it's because geniuses' lives are too smooth sailing that they never even glance down at the world, just like Dr. Primal, who is bound by the bath curse and refuses to look around...

Is this the reason why you don't like these geniuses?

You're not quite sure.

In short, the geniuses you like include those who are strict like Professor Latio, those who are romantic like Kavi, those who are focused like Zandar, those who are divided like Rhinedot, and those who are... tolerant like Pativia.

Well, it seems like most of them have a certain tragic quality to them. Because their moral composure is above average, no matter what they choose at a fork in the road, they'll always end up with regrets. Perhaps because of this, you can't help but feel a bit of pity for them.

——Rhinedot doesn’t count. All the tragedy on her side has been outsourced to the children, so you have also outsourced her morality.

Dr. Original noticed that you looked away with a lack of interest. Logically, his arrogance would not allow him to pay attention to such things.

Just as you don't care about him, he doesn't care about you.

It's obvious that Dr. Original has single-handedly lowered the moral sense of the genius you know.

At this time, he began to care.

You just think he is weird, and he starts looking for blame after the family split up.

It's simply divine gold.

And instead of being concerned with imposing remedial measures, Dr. Original outsourced his moral remedy as well.

He believes that if you can be swayed by your own followers, you will inevitably be swayed by his followers. In essence, you are a sticky little snack that will fall in love with someone else's love because of their "love".

“…”

That seems to be the case between you two.

Despite arrogance, despite prejudice, there is still understanding.

So he said:

“I’m looking forward to it.”

"There are 1,304 cat cakes. Some of them are sworn enemies of the people they stay at, and of course there are also those who are constantly traveling as "traveling idiots."

When the 16th cat cake left the 5th system of the main force, it landed on the [Starry Sky Train] which was about to jump.

You shouldn't have stopped, but continued to forage for food around the world. As a Coconut Honey Bean Cake who carries out the will to travel, in your opinion, the meaning of travel is to eat and shop.

——After all, your landing point is not very good.

As the librarian on the train, the work-loving [Nameless Guest Dan Heng] even sleeps next to the train [Think Tank]. What's more, it's just an interstellar jump, and you landed in Dan Heng's bed just when you were about to jump.

...Such situations happen occasionally, random surprises. Falling into a bird's nest is considered lucky, and it's good enough if there is no huge animal waiting with its mouth open to take action.

Well, the quilt is soft and fluffy and has a mild smell, but that’s no reason for its mess to hold you back on your travels.

However, Danheng, who came to check the situation first, did not seem embarrassed at all.

"Why should I be embarrassed?"

Of course it’s because of the stereotype of cake!

He has red eye shadow, likes reading, and his quilt smells good. You can label such a person as having "mysophobia" or "obsessive-compulsive disorder" without any psychological burden.

"There is no such thing."

That's what he said.

Not only that, Dan Heng also used the floor mat that was soiled by your struggle to wipe it clean for the travel cake, saying that he would take you to your destination after the jump is over.

He just accepted you as his own choice with such a natural attitude.

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Looking at this, you thought that Mr. Egg Yolk, whom you had met once before, had become your fan this time. You also comforted him that he didn't need to be shy, and that he could get an autograph and take a photo with you, but there was no body scrubbing service...you didn't activate this.

Unfortunately, you found out the truth soon after.

——Just when a jumping popping cake urged you to stay on the Starry Sky Train and travel together.

I have to say you were a little disappointed that the beautiful red eyeshadowed egg yolk teacher wasn’t a fan of yours – he turned out to be a hard-core guy who only watched documentaries!

But the truth is not far off.

There are indeed your fans on the Starry Sky Train, not only your toxic fan Aha Gao, but also one [March 7] who bought a Maomao Gao peripheral doll.

According to Danheng, the train conductor Pam is actually the same, but he doesn't know that the record he has been playing frequently recently was made by Tiao Tiao Baojianggao from your disc.

“…”

You are not like other cakes, you don't have the idea of ​​living a lazy life in one place. Maybe you have a little, but you have shared it with other cakes.

So, not yet.

In order to avoid the exploding cake, you asked Dan Heng not to hand you over, at least to let you hide while the train stopped.

"What do you plan to do next?" Dan Heng asked.

That's a good question. As a traveler, you'd definitely want to go somewhere else and eat. Unfortunately, traveling by train with a family isn't as convenient as traveling alone.

There's nothing I can do about it, Gao is just so unrestrained and loves freedom.

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“…I see.”

Dan Heng, who had always been very quiet, had his eyelashes trembling. He always looked like he had a lot on his mind, and you had no way of knowing whether he had anything else to say.

This stop of the train is [Tyco Amine Star], formerly the shipwreck port planet of [Interstellar Peace Company]. After the transformation of [Traditional Project Department], it has now become the world's most dazzling mecca for motorball competitions.

Under Danheng's shelter, you originally thought that the daytime competitions were too exciting, so he always fell asleep as soon as he came back.

It wasn't until the train had been docked for nearly ten days that you realized something was amiss. [Tyco Star] is a sacred place for athletics, not known for its food. Although you had no interest in the competition, you'd been holed up for days and wanted to take advantage of this opportunity to have some fun...

Then I seriously suspected that I was being set up by the Starry Sky Train. It had been several days and it hadn't left yet."

"You didn't have time to worry about Teacher Dan Heng, who had a worried look on his face and jumped over the hand that was reaching out to grab you. You couldn't bear it any longer.

But the fact is, on March 7, she steamed the powder and did not choose the landing point at all, and directly smashed a hole in the [Tyco Ammonium Arena]. She is now doing voluntary labor to open up the way.

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No wonder.

A few days ago, you were thinking, "That's just the good thing about young people in Danheng, they just fall asleep right away." Not only do you come home late, but you're also spending later and later organizing your think tank.

You also said that Ahaha didn't realize that you were not very scientific for so long, but I didn't expect that you have already turned to interstellar law.

Hahahahahaha——

What the hell!

Even so, this couldn't explain Dan Heng's insistence on sleeping with a doll in his arms for the past few days. He hadn't been in the habit of sleeping with a doll in his arms. It was more accurate to say that he didn't even have a doll.

——So you are such a greedy person for beautiful women, Dan Heng.

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"…I'm sorry, I didn't explain."

After the tired little Qinglong finished speaking, he didn't breathe for a long time. You suspected that he wanted to suffocate himself.

After a long silence, he finally spoke, "This isn't something difficult to talk about. Recently... I've learned about your disc."

There's no need to be so obsessed.

You suspect that this is the truth behind why he had to use the think tank until late after returning from voluntary labor.

"I've known you for so long, but you probably don't know... Before I met you, I had this dream every night."

That looked like a nightmare.

Dan Heng didn't correct him, but just pursed his lips with a nervous expression.

You are confident in your ability to banish nightmares. You once carefully raised a bird—although it was in a dream.

But it doesn’t matter, for butterflies, dreams can come true.

Now, the Dan Heng in front of Gao is more like a kitten worried about being abandoned than the "Cold-faced Little Green Dragon" you know from his memory.

So, you ask:

"You, you also want to be tamed by me?"

Not sure, but—

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It’s been a long time since I raised a little dragon. It’s not a Western dragon, but a beautiful and majestic Eastern dragon!

Dan Heng was silent. He wanted to correct you, but he didn't know where to start. After all, you were just a cat cake.

According to Maomao Gao's idea, continuing a harboring relationship might be equivalent to mutual domestication...

He hesitated and nodded slightly, barely perceptible.

That's great. The last time you and the white-haired cat failed in taming, it was so heartbreaking just thinking about it. Who would have thought that you, after becoming a cat cake, could also raise a dragon?

—Morax, there is no place for you in this family! (Very loud)

"Taming..." Dan Heng softly repeated the word, his eyes sparkling. "It seems this word really does have special meaning to you."