"My Boyfriend Owns a Sex Shop" At first, I thought I was having a great time, but little did I know I was in for a world of hurt.

There's an author in the author group who posts pictures of his food, drinks, and spending every day, and even claims to earn eight or ten thousand yuan a month.

Every time I asked him what he did, he would just smile and not say.

It wasn't until I slept with him that I found out he owned a sex shop. At first, I thought I was having a great time, but little did I know I was in deep trouble.

"My boyfriend is everything to me" - How do I get my way with my boyfriend?

My boyfriend is all-encompassing, magnanimous, and as vast as the sky, the earth, and the air.

How do I show my love to my boyfriend? How do I touch my boyfriend? How do I have sex with my boyfriend?

This looks so difficult, I'm so anxious, my hair is turning white from worry!

This is a story about a fox spirit who couldn't become an immortal, so she cursed the heavens for being blind, and from then on, she was plagued by bad luck.

He gets water stuck in his teeth, trips and falls while walking, and every now and then a magnetic laugh that sometimes sounds like a man's voice sometimes a woman's laugh at his stupidity.

The Way of Heaven: "I am everywhere."

The vixen said, "It's because it's too big that I can't have sex with it."

It is said that dragons are inherently lewd, and foxes are no different, they also seduce the sky, the earth, and the air, but what if they can't seduce the earth?

"My Boyfriend is a Turritopsis dohrnii" Can I reach out two more hands to touch you?

You probably haven't observed the Turritopsis dohrnii closely. They can't be eaten or played with; their bodies are small and transparent, making them at most ornamental toys. So you probably don't know that they may be the only immortal animals in the world.

The cycle repeats itself, from infancy to maturity, embodying the myth of immortality.

It also has an incredible ability: limb regeneration. If you cut it open, it will turn into two within 24 hours.

When aroused, the question is, "Can I kiss you?"

"kindness."

Can I use two more hands to touch you?

"Huh??" Two more hands stretched out, what the heck?

"What to do when your boyfriend's personality keeps changing?" Later I found out he had three heads.

My boyfriend is great, but his personality keeps changing, and I can't seem to control him. What should I do?

For example, there are three ways to do the same thing.

The gentle and considerate type: "It's so cold, and you're wearing so little. Here, take my clothes."

The romantic type: "I'm cold too, so let's hug each other!"

The arrogant and awkward type: "Idiot, you're wearing so little in this cold weather. Say a few nice words and I'll reluctantly give you my clothes."

When I learned the truth, tears streamed down my face—my boyfriend had three heads?! This is hopeless! (╯＿╰)

...The above belongs to the "boyfriend is awesome" series...

"Peppermint comes to life, and the cat is affected."

Cats go into heat whenever they come into contact with mint.

Peppermint is the kind of vixen who gets aroused as soon as you get into bed. "My chest feels so tight, I can't breathe, what should I do?"

The cat looked distressed and said, "Fine, I'll take your place."

Mint gritted her teeth, "It's okay, bring me on, I can handle it."

"No, you're already in so much pain, just take me."

So I happily got on it.

"..." Something seems off?

Peppermint tentacles make a weak seme, while a cute and cuddly uke makes a cool seme.

………………………Adorable Animal Series………………………

What to do if your laptop becomes sentient?

Wu Qun's computer was getting slower and slower, taking forever to download a game. He got angry and kicked it, which made the download even slower. The slower it was, the angrier he got, so he kicked it again, which made it even slower.

He kicked it five times in total, and all five kicks slowed down. This wasn't normal. "Could the computer have come to life?"

He looked at the problem from a different angle, exclaiming, "Computer, you're so cool!"

The computer immediately became faster.

"You're absolutely stunning."

Computers are getting faster and faster.

"You're fucking cool."

The progress bar on the computer is moving incredibly fast.

What kind of me do you like?

"I like things that are different each time."

So the robot changes every day.

…………………………………………

What to do when your body organs misbehave? What have you done to my body behind my back?

Living in the future, Yuanyang faces immense pressure, especially recently, as his bodily organs have suddenly become unresponsive.

"Eyes, please, stop looking at people's thighs, and not their butts either."

"Handy, behave yourself. You've already masturbated three times today. If you keep doing this, you'll die from exhaustion."

"What? Footy, don't get involved! What business is it of yours if someone's taking a bath? Come back here! o(⊙﹏⊙)o"

One day, the empire's youngest and most handsome prince was walking down the street when he suddenly froze. "Just now... someone touched my butt?"

1. Mainly receive, mainly receive, mainly receive—it's important to say it three times.

The two princes appear respectable in public, but are actually beasts in disguise.

3. The protagonist is awesome and cool when his hands and feet are out of control.

Four strong protagonists, seemingly innocent but actually virgins, both are clean, mutually doting, cute, naive and sweet, dual perspectives.

"Everyone, Men, Women, Young and Old, Loves Me" by Zhan Hua Nong Yue

The correct way to enter the story is with the title "Everyone, Men and Women, Young and Old, Like Me," also known as "Another Pair of Underwear is Missing Today."

Copywriting:

In this second life, I'm a math teacher and homeroom teacher. Recently, a strange thing has happened at school: everyone around me, male or female, has fallen in love with me. This is illogical.

The child wanted to kiss me, the man wanted to touch me, and the woman even wanted to sleep with me?

Damn, this can't go on! Once or twice is one thing, but this keeps happening and I'm getting scared. Please explain!

Actually, this is a story about a bad kid with the ability to control other people's bodies. When he grows up, he is an elegant minister who holds the reins of finance during the day, and a scoundrel who secretly does bad things at night.

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