Lying Flat, Eating Melons, and Having Thoughts Read: Kicking the Scumbag Dad with Laughter

Shi Yu transmigrated into a book, bringing with her a "melons-eating" system.

Her mental state was already teetering on the verge of madness, and as soon as she was born, she was full...

Chapter 132: To still be able to go through with the marriage is truly ruthless.

A loud crash!

The table next to the bride and groom's parents was suddenly knocked away.

Two Tibetan mastiffs, each more than half a person tall, rushed out from under the table carrying a small baby.

Wei Yanyan saw Shi Yu's familiar little face, her face, adorned with exquisite makeup, contorted in pain.

She screamed hysterically.

"Grab that little baby!"

"She's sick! She's a monster! A monster! A monster!"

"Boom!" Amidst Wei Yanyan's furious roar, a bolt of lightning accompanied by thunder suddenly struck in the dark night.

Instantly, the noisy lobby fell silent once again.

Only the baby Shi Yu's manic laughter rang out.

Hehehe...

[Even the heavens were angered when their own sister married their own brother.]

[Let me tell you, I'm very powerful, so don't mess with me.]

Otherwise, I'll breathe on you and turn you all into dust.

Hehehe...

The little baby sitting on the dog's back had rosy cheeks and smelled strongly of alcohol.

But those dark eyes were very bright.

"Yu Yu is so filial." She chuckled, looking a little silly.

Even though she's not your stepmother anymore, Yu Yu still rushed over to give you a gift and attend your wedding.

"Who wants you to come?" Wei Yanyan was so angry with Shi Yu that she jumped up and down again.

"Get out! Get out of here right now!"

"Get off my wedding."

"Hehehe..." Shi Yu laughed loudly in her childish voice.

Even if you don't want me to come, I'll still come.

I'm in deep trouble.

[Little green, little blue, let's charge!]

Amidst Shi Yu's excited laughter, Xiao Lü and Xiao Lan rushed around recklessly, leaving the entire wedding venue in a mess.

"Shi Yu! Shi Yu! You're so awful!"

How could you destroy me!

"Someone come here! Get her a stick and beat her!"

Wei Yanyan was so angry that she lost all reason.

They completely forgot that Shi Yu was no longer the same Shi Yu as before.

She is now the granddaughter of Princess Zhaoyang, and the Princess Shengping, personally bestowed the title by Emperor Tai'an.

Shengping, Shengping, a prosperous and peaceful era.

Just hearing this title, you can tell how high Emperor Tai'an's expectations were for Shi Yu.

Come on, come on, hit me! You can't hit me.

Shi Yu stood up abruptly, perched on the dog's back, and made a provocative gesture towards Wei Yanyan.

That wicked woman ruined my mother.

Heaven has eyes and will punish all injustice.

If not, then there's always her!

Hahaha……

People are chasing, dogs are flying.

Wei Yanyan's wedding banquet with her cousin tonight is destined to be a joke.

After Shi Yu had made enough of a fuss, he finally patted Xiao Lü and Xiao Lan on the head.

Let's go, it's getting dark, let's go home.

[Going home to find Mom.]

Shi Yu stood on the dog's back, his eyes glazed over from drunkenness.

Then suddenly his body swayed and he fell straight down.

However, she landed at a very good angle.

It landed firmly on the backs of Little Green and Little Blue dogs.

"Woof woof woof, woof woof woof..."

Little Green and Little Blue barked twice.

Shi Yu, half-asleep, patted the dogs' heads while riding on their backs.

Go home and find your mother.

"Woof woof woof..."

The two dogs understood and immediately led Shi Yu towards home.

Over here, He Qiuniang and the others waited until it was time to eat, but Shi Yu still hadn't returned.

He Qiuniang couldn't help but mutter to herself, doubting herself.

"Have I been too lenient with Yuyu lately?"

"Why hasn't she come back by this time?"

Shi Chengxi glanced outside, his eyes filled with worry.

"Or we can go out and look for it."

Shi Chengxi had just finished speaking when the familiar barking of a dog came from outside the gate.

"Woof woof woof, woof woof woof..."

Upon hearing this, the people at the dinner table couldn't hide their excitement and stood up.

The group exchanged glances.

Yu Yu is back.

“Let’s go take a look,” He Qiuniang said, getting up.

When they got into the yard, they saw Little Green and Little Blue carrying a dirty little dumpling back.

"This..." Even though it was her own daughter, He Qiuniang couldn't help but feel disgusted.

Where did this little guy go this afternoon?

Are we just going to have to snatch food from a pile of beggars?

Just as He Qiuniang was having these doubts.

Shi Yu, who had been lying motionless on the dog's back, suddenly stood up with a smile.

"Ahhh..."

"Mother, I've avenged you!"

The little guy has dark, sparkling eyes.

Wei Yanyan is getting married to her cousin today; I went to give a gift and attend the wedding.

I'm so full!

[Wei Yanyan and her cousin are actually both her father's children! What a juicy story!]

【Ha ha ha ha……】

Everyone was instantly shocked when they heard Shi Yu's thoughts.

What?

Are Wei Yanyan and her cousin siblings?

Doesn't that mean that Minister Wei and his sister-in-law have an improper relationship?

This is truly a huge bombshell; they were all completely stunned.

[Mommy, Yu Yu avenged you today!]

Come on, give Yu Yu a big hug.

Shi Yu laughed happily and opened her arms wide towards He Qiuniang.

He Qiuniang was about to go forward and hug her.

"Burp~" Shi Yu suddenly let out a burp.

A rich aroma of wine wafted from Shi Yu's small mouth.

Upon hearing this, He Qiuniang's face instantly changed.

"Yuyu, why have you been drinking?"

"Um?"

【liquor? 】

Shi Yu tilted her little head to look at He Qiu Niang.

Then it suddenly occurred to me.

[It seems he drank it when he went to deliver a gift to Wei Yanyan.]

[I must say, it tastes pretty good. But wait, why does my mother have two heads and three bodies?]

[Monster, give me back my mother!]

As Shi Yu spoke, he climbed down from the dog's back and chased after He Qiuniang to bite her.

"Ah. Awoooooo..."

Woof woof woof woof...

When Shi Yu becomes ruthless, he will not recognize anyone.

It opened its little mouth and lunged at them to bite.

No matter who it is, it will bite anyone it catches.

Shi Chengjun was bitten the most among them.

No one dared to use force, and they waited until the fish had bitten enough.

They only breathed a sigh of relief when they got tired of biting and went to sleep in the doghouse.

Shi Yu is terrifying when he's drunk.

From now on, the word "alcohol" can no longer be used in the He family.

Finally, He Qiuniang waited until Shi Yu fell asleep before taking people to carry her out of the doghouse, wash her up, and put her back in her own little bed.

As for the morning court session, I'll ask for leave tomorrow.

Otherwise, what if he's still drunk and goes to court to bite the emperor and his ministers?

sad……