This novel is also known as: "The Things That Happened When Boss Dazai and I Gradually Let Ourselves Go on Our Live Stream Journey, Equipped with the Teyvat Combat System and Cooking System....
Chapter 168 Chapter 168 Life is not easy, Chuuya once again performs.
168
As soon as Chuuya Nakahara returned to the headquarters, he heard an alarm coming from the intercom.
"Lord Zhongyuan, the new cafeteria employee is a spy from another organization and has injured two of our companions."
Nakahara Chuuya smacked his lips, then pressed the intercom and asked coldly, "What's going on? Aren't the cafeteria staff at Number One all ordinary people from outside? And they even live in the same building as us officers. How was the review done in the first place?"
"This...this we don't know either."
The tone on the other end of the intercom was vague, and Nakahara Chuuya's brows furrowed even deeper.
He put away the intercom, stepped into the building, and quickened his pace.
The two employees at the front desk were wearing knives. When they saw Chuuya Nakahara walk in, they immediately bowed and apologized.
"I'm deeply sorry. It was our negligence that allowed the spy to sneak in."
Nakahara Chuuya waved his hand and said casually, "It's nothing. No matter who they are, they can't escape my attack. Don't worry."
"It's bad luck for a spy to run into me."
He turned around, waved his hand, and sneered.
Nakahara Chuuya stepped out from the back and saw the reflection of a flower bed with various flowers. He immediately identified the source of the unrest.
"At the foot of the boss's office building? He really knows how to choose."
He walked slowly, the scenery in his eyes changed, and the faces of a group of people came into view.
Li Xiaoqi, whom I had met on the central street of Yokohama in the morning, was now standing at the door in a daze.
Next to her was the strange man wearing a black mask.
It was really unexpected for Nakahara Chuuya that the group from ten years ago would appear together at the Mafia headquarters.
Not only that, there was a strange man beside the two of them.
Nakahara Chuuya looked stunned, his brows slightly furrowed.
"Zhongyuanjun, hurry up!"
When he heard Li Xiaoqi's words, he suddenly came back to his senses and looked at him with a puzzled look.
For some reason, Li Xiaoqi and the white-haired man next to him showed him expressions of pity, which made Zhongyuan Zhongye even more confused.
Zhongyuan Lieutenant General Zhongyuan fixed his eyes on Li Xiaoqi's face. In the morning, she looked as if she had just run out of bed, with a panicked look on her face.
Then, put on a strange puppet and use your own abilities to save citizens who are seriously injured or dead.
This woman named Nana is a good person, but the people around her may not be.
Zhongyuan Zhongye has not forgotten the scene of Li Xiaoqi being shot in the alley. She blocked a wooden cannon for her brother, but the man wearing a black mask took advantage of this and forced him to take them to Leibo Street.
Although the process had some twists and turns, the result was good. The mystery of the monster in Leibo Street was solved, and the injuries of the companions were healed by their strange abilities, so there was nothing much to say.
Later, Nakahara Chuuya carefully recalled the process of Shirase's riot. At that time, the area was full of people from the previous leader. Even the government could not suppress the brutal incidents. There were news reports of violent incidents every day, and ordinary people did not dare to go there at night.
The man in the black mask must have known about the abnormality in Leibo Street in advance, and believed that it was caused by elemental power, so he deliberately brought his sister there.
Although this was their purpose, the man's actions were somewhat despicable, just like that bastard Dazai.
The scene of Li Xiaoqi saving people this morning came to his mind, and Zhongyuan Chuuya once again deeply realized that they were people from another world, from a world called Teyvat.
They left Leibo Street ten years ago and have not been seen since.
Nakahara Chuuya thought, perhaps they have already set off to return to their own world.
I didn't expect to see you again ten years later.
"Ms. Nana, it's so..."
As Geto Suguru opened his mouth, he was interrupted by Dazai Osamu's violent coughing.
Sakata Gintoki shook his head wildly and made a cross with his hands.
Geto Suguru changed the subject, looked at Nakahara Chuuya, and said, "Chuuya-kun, it seems that not much has changed..."
Nakahara Chuuya came to his senses and happened to meet Geto Suguru's gaze.
"What's wrong with your body?"
"No, what do you mean not much has changed? That's why you all call me so familiarly. It's so rude."
Nakahara Chuuya lowered his voice and said angrily in a low voice.
Geto Suguru spread his hands, a bitter look on his lips, "As you can see, my soul has left my body, but I'm a little surprised that Chuuya-kun can see me."
Nakahara Chuuya crossed his arms and snorted, "What's the big deal? I can see the monsters that those psychics can't see."
"Chuya-kun! I didn't have time to say hello just now."
Gojo Satoru stuck his head out, lay on Li Xiaoqi's pocket, raised his arms and shook them.
Before going out, Li Xiaoqi changed several sets of clothes from the system backpack and finally found a suitable set of casual clothes.
A white long-sleeved base with a half-high collar, and a pumpkin-colored casual jacket and knitted trousers on the outside, which is simple, comfortable and easy to move in.
Her long black hair was tied into a high ponytail with a black rubber band, making her look very refreshing.
Nakahara Chuuya narrowed his eyes and noticed Gojo Satoru who had been hiding his aura from the beginning.
This familiar lineup made him feel subtle, and suddenly his expression froze.
"Could there be..."
Nakahara Chuuya uttered subconsciously.
Li Xiaoqi nodded quickly, urging him to go faster with his expression.
"This time, the selections are drawn from a blind box, with a total of five options, and there's a chance of a hidden option."
"Dear audience, five boxes will appear on the screen. The options inside the boxes have been shuffled. Please choose your favorite number from 1-5."
"The time limit is 30 seconds. After the selection is completed, the system will count the votes."
She looked at the stunned look on Nakahara Chuuya's face, and the words of the administrator June echoed in her mind, and her face suddenly darkened.
"No..."
This so-called blind box mechanism is the system most susceptible to behind-the-scenes manipulation.
It is conceivable that the answer must be an option that the system likes and that excites the audience.
Just as Li Xiaoqi was thinking this, the administrator Liu Yue's words rang out again.
"The number of votes for each option represents the order in which the options will be executed, and the blind box draw mechanism applies to all members of the "Hoho Mafia Exploration Team" with the exception of streamer Dazai Osamu, who will execute option E."
???
What the hell!
Li Xiaoqi opened his eyes wide, and the expression on his face became even more desperate.
Sakata Gintoki stroked his chin and looked ahead, with a large number of people in black suits appearing in his eyes.
The black metal reflected the sunlight, and the sound of hurried footsteps rang out.
Yuri and Riko, who were standing at the front desk with perfect smiles just now, now ran over with handguns and walkie-talkies in their hands, with cold and murderous expressions.
“Ahahahaha…”
Sakata Gintoki smiled helplessly and raised his hands, ready to surrender.
"No, that...we didn't mean it, really."
"Both brothers were accidentally hit by their own weapons."
His expression was panicked and his voice trembled as he spoke.
Dazai Osamu looked dazed for a moment, sweat dripped down his forehead, and he kept swallowing nervously.
Soon, he scoffed and raised his chin, "Yes, we did it on purpose!"
Dazai Osamu curled the corners of his lips, stretched out his hands and began to twist them like waves.
"Come and arrest us if you dare—"
Li Xiaoqi held his face and screamed, "Asshole, don't add us!"
It's over. Dazai Osamu was stimulated and began to give up on himself.
Zhongyuan Zhongye coughed lightly and saw the despair on Li Xiaoqi's face. He thought that the other party was afraid of not being able to get out of mafia, so he winked at her.
"Hurry up, with your abilities, you should be able to leave directly."
He spoke silently.
When Li Xiaoqi saw him, he felt that Zhongyuan Chuuya was shining with kindness from head to toe.
However, the dark clouds hanging over their heads could not be solved by leaving the mafia.
As Geto Suguru looked at the men in black suits who kept pouring in, a look of worry crossed his brows.
"Wu, how about you..."
Gojo Satoru, fearing chaos in the world, curled his lips and said with a smile, "Why don't we just fly up? Directly to where the anchor is."
Sakata Gintoki raised his hand to his forehead and sighed deeply.
"You think we don't want to fly?"
Dazai Osamu and Li Xiaoqi: "Haha."
Geto Suguru and Gojo Satoru looked at each other with puzzled expressions.
Gojo Satoru chuckled softly, "It seems like whenever I meet you guys, something incomprehensible always happens."
Li Xiaoqi waved his hands with a listless expression.
"Yes, yes, you have said this several times."
Geto Suguru and Gojo Satoru stuck out their tongues in unison, their expressions funny and frivolous, as if they were satisfied with teasing a friend.
[Hahahahahahahahahah shit]
[System, you're simply amazing. You don't let anyone off, right?]
【Wu and Jie: ???】
[5t5 and Jie, who were caught in the crossfire for no reason, are laughing and getting rich]
【save】
【!!! Capture Chuuya】
[chuuya! Hahahahaha, I want to laugh even more.]
[Chuuya looks at Chuuya (dog head)]
Will Chuuya get mad off screen?
[Chuya (if line): Save]
[The system is too unfriendly to Zai, hahaha, just specify it directly]
【I am happy to hear this】
[Imagine Chuuya watching a man wearing a black mask and a maid outfit courting him hahahahahahahaha]
[I burst out laughing, the system is really good at making things happen]
There were endless prompts for sending gifts on the live broadcast interface. Some viewers loved it, while others started laughing in advance.
Only Li Xiaoqi, Dazai Osamu and Sakata Gintoki were left on the screen, looking ashen-faced. The shrunken Gojo Satoru and Geto Suguru in his soul state were out of the situation.
The sound of metal friction was heard, and a group of people in black suits formed a semicircle, trapping Li Xiaoqi and others in front of the main office building.
"Master Zhongyuan, how should we deal with these people?"
The burly man in the lead walked straight to the side of Nakahara Chuuya with a respectful expression.
Zhong Yuanzhong glanced at Li Xiaoqi subtly, giving him a blaming look.
“We’ll deal with it however we need to.”
He gave the order in a cold voice.
In an instant, everyone behind him immediately obeyed the order and placed their left hands on their chests.
Immediately afterwards, the men in black suits raised their guns in unison, and the gun openings were aimed at Li Xiaoqi, Sakata Gintoki and Dazai Osamu without hesitation.
Geto Suguru frowned slightly and gave Gojo Satoru a wink.
Gojo Satoru curled his lips and chuckled, quietly clenching his fists.
The atmosphere became heavy, and murderous aura enveloped Li Xiaoqi.
"Based on the bullet screen selection, the order of question options is DEACB."
"Members of the Huohuo Mafia exploration team, excluding Dazai Osamu, please silently recite one of the numbers 1-4. Please make your choice within the specified time, and have Gojo Satoru and Geto Suguru make their choice. Otherwise, the mission will be considered a failure. Countdown 15 seconds—"
When Li Xiaoqi heard this, he ignored etiquette and shouted the name directly.
"Wu, Jie, which one do you choose from 1234?"
Xia Yujie was stunned and asked subconsciously: "3?"
Gojo Satoru scratched his hair and raised his finger, "2."
Sakata Gintoki's mouth twitched, "1."
Li Xiaoqi looked expressionless and took a deep breath.
Before their eyes appeared four boxes that only the three of them could see. They were white squares in shape.
The next moment, names appeared on the white boxes from left to right, namely Sakata Gintoki, Gojo Satoru, Geto Suguru and Li Xiaoqi.
The box opened, a golden light flashed, and a line of text was reflected in the eyes of the three people.
The options appear above the names: Sakata Gintoki-D, Gojo Satoru-B, Geto Suguru-A, Li Xiaoqi-C.
Li Xiaoqi's eyes went dark and he almost fainted.
Instead of asking her to transform into a magical girl and ask Mori Ogai that old man loves her or Chuuya, it would be better to let her die.
Sakata Gintoki felt a chill on his back and began to look around, looking for a time machine.
Dazai Osamu lowered his head, and his san value seemed to have dropped to negative, and he let out bursts of meaningless laughter, and his whole body continued to emit a black aura of resentment.
“Hehehe…”
When the men in black suits heard the countdown, they immediately became alert.
"Oh no, is it a bomb?"
"Lord Zhongyuan, knock them down quickly!"
Nakahara Chuuya fell silent and reached out to stop his subordinates from rushing forward.
"Wait, their origins are unknown. Even if they are trying to scare us now, what if they have bombs on them?"
"Okay, you guys step back, leave everything to me."
One of the white-haired men showed a worried look, "But, Lord Zhongyuan..."
Nakahara Chuuya turned his head, his expression turning a little colder.
His scrutinizing gaze fell on the white-haired man's face. "Do you doubt my strength?"
No one else present showed any sign of opposition. Everyone believed that Zhongyuan Zhong could handle all threats, but he was the only one who reacted in this way, which was really suspicious.
Cold sweat ran down the white-haired man's forehead. He took a few steps back and disappeared into the crowd.
"Have the anchor, Gin, immediately perform option D—"Hold the Graviton hostage and have him rap and control the entire Mafia."
Along with the administrator June, there are also ellipsis marks in many barrages.
【……】
[Chuuya outside the screen, touch me, don’t cry]
Can I tear up the system?
[Chuuya hahahaha, don’t cry, um, tear it up]
A golden rope appeared in Sakata Gintoki's hand, and he looked at Nakahara Chuuya silently.
Nakahara Chuuya didn't know what would happen in the future, so he turned around and told everyone to retreat.
Just as the men in black suits retreated, Sakata Gintoki threw a rope towards Nakahara Chuuya.
At this moment, Nakahara Chuuya felt relieved, thinking that Li Xiaoqi and the others had finally taken action to leave the Mafia.
As the rope got closer, he pretended not to notice and let it wrap around him.
When Xia Yujie saw the golden look, his eyelids jumped, "I think I've seen this rope somewhere..."
Zhongyuan Zhongye was caught by a rope and was about to struggle a few times to put on a show in front of his subordinates, but unexpectedly the rope turned into a beam of white light and merged into his body.
He blinked blankly, "What's going on?"
The men in black suits who had stepped aside showed indignant expressions, picked up the machine guns again, and quickly opened them.
"You bastards, what did you do to our Lord Zhongyuan!"
Flames erupted and the sound of woodchopping echoed through the buildings.
There was a slight sound of breaking through the air, and a silver knife flew from mid-air along with a figure.
Li Xiaoqi opened his eyes wide, his wrist and shoulder were grabbed at the same time, and his body was pulled back violently.
In an instant, a row of silver knives fell in an orderly manner at Li Xiaoqi's feet.
A slender figure landed beside Zhongyuan Chuye, holding a short blade in his silver hand, and said in a deep voice: "Master Zhongyuan, are you okay?"
"Ahem... You're really brave to cause trouble within the Mafia."
Not far away, a thin figure moved with the shadows.
The black ribbon of the coat fluttered, and a red light flashed in the visitor's eyes. The coat shone with a dark red luster, extending outward, forming the shape of a terrifying beast.
The men in black suits puffed out their chests and shouted with full energy, "Akutagawa-sama!"
Li Xiaoqi's heart tightened, and there was a slight vibration from the ground.
She took out a purple iron umbrella and blocked it behind her.
The sound of metal colliding was heard, and the beast turned into a sharp red soft knife, invading the ground, quietly coming to Li Xiaoqi's feet and breaking out of the ground.
The purple umbrella was bounced open and Li Xiaoqi felt his arm numb from the shock.
As the umbrella rolled to the ground, the system prompted that the effect of the "Night Rabbit Constitution Potion" that Li Xiaoqi had taken had expired.
The red soft knife is as soft as a strip of cloth, its edge is as sharp as a blade, and it can extend into countless spikes.
Li Xiaoqi felt his scalp tingling and his lips trembled slightly with nervousness.
Rashomon twisted his body and attacked Sakata Gintoki and Dazai Osamu.
Lake Toya appeared in Sakata Gintoki's hand, and he stood in front of Dazai Osamu and waved away Rashomon.
The red color disappeared and returned to Ryunosuke Akutagawa.
Akutagawa Ryunosuke looked pale, and he put his hand to his lips and coughed twice.
"Lord Akutagawa!"
Higuchi Ichiyo came over breathlessly, "Is this an invasion?"
"These intruders are really unlucky. They happened to run into us when we were all reporting to the boss about our mission."
Around the flower bed, a group of people appeared at some point, some standing and some sitting.
The old man in the lead had gray hair on his temples and wore unilateral glasses. "He can withstand a move from Lord Akutagawa, so he's not a bad spy."
A light laugh was heard, and Tachihara Michizo was playing with a knife in his hand and looking over here.
"Really, it's really bad luck."
He sneered and looked at the cadre who was walking slowly towards him with an umbrella.
Ozaki Koha had a smile on her lips, her gorgeous and intricate kimono fluttered gently, and the sunlight fell on her right cheek, illuminating the frost in her eyes.
She held the umbrella handle and stopped beside Guangjin Liulang.
“It’s really lively.”
"Sister Hongye..."
Zhongyuan Zhongye showed a surprised look, looked around, and couldn't help but worry for Li Xiaoqi.
Now, I don’t know if they can leave smoothly.
Little did he know that a few minutes later, Zhongyuan Zhongye would be slapped in the face by his current thoughts and regret his behavior of being tied up with ropes.
Li Xiaoqi looked at the scene in front of him and instantly felt double sympathy for Zhongyuan Zhongye.
as well as……
After today, will Chuuya secretly kill her when he sees her?
Thinking of this, Li Xiaoqi's face froze, and he looked like he wanted to cry but had no tears.
After all, she is Chuuya’s supporter!!!
Sakata Gintoki's eyes narrowed and he pointed at Nakahara Chuuya.
"come over."
Nakahara Chuuya was stunned and found that his body was out of control. In an instant he appeared in front of Sakata Gintoki.
When the Mafia members saw this, their expressions immediately changed.
"What kind of supernatural power did you just use on Lord Zhongyuan?!"
The sharp-eyed smart people saw the clue and shouted out directly.
Nakahara Chuuya opened his eyes wide, and then, taking the opportunity to turn his back to the mafia, spoke silently.
"Hey, what the hell are you doing!"
After saying that, he met Li Xiaoqi's sad gaze.
"I told you to leave quickly..."
Li Xiaoqi said weakly.
And Dazai Osamu was still standing by, laughing creepily from time to time.
Geto Xia Yu patted Dazai Osamu's shoulder, "Um...Mr. Ye Ming, are you okay?"
Dazai Osamu raised his eyes, and all the color disappeared from his body.
"Not good, not good at all."
Since Chuuya Nakahara inexplicably appeared in front of the "enemy", no one dared to act rashly.
Ozaki Kouye narrowed her eyes slightly, and the figure of a golden Yaksha appeared behind her.
She gripped the umbrella handle tightly and pulled out the knife hidden inside.
"The ability to control the body? This is the first time I've seen it."
Guangjin Liulang frowned and said in a deep voice.
As he was speaking, Sakata Gintoki lowered his head, pulled out a silver knife from the ground, and put it against Nakahara Chuuya's neck.
Nakahara Chuuya was forced to raise his head, his body in an unusually stiff state.
"Don't move, or this beautiful boy will—"
Sakata Gintoki said this as he brought the blade closer to his neck.
Ryunosuke Akutagawa walked to the side of Ozaki Kouye, his eyes fixed on the knife on Nakahara Chuuya's neck.
"You can't even use gravity?"
He said in a surprised tone.
Knowing Akutagawa Ryunosuke's reckless character, Ozaki Kouye said, "Akutagawa-kun, don't act rashly."
Akutagawa Ryunosuke raised his eyebrows and pulled the restless Rashomon back behind him.
At this moment, a white light flashed before Sakata Gintoki's eyes, and the silver knife in his hand turned into a remote control.
He lowered his eyes, looked at the familiar white remote control handle, and twitched his mouth: "Isn't this owe?"
"The item 'owe game console' has been consumed, and the music game - Idol Dance has started!"
Li Xiaoqi blinked slowly, "What's that?"
Nakahara Chuuya shuddered all over and took a few steps forward on his own initiative.
Suddenly, music started playing out of nowhere, and he twisted his waist and started dancing.
The familiar venue suddenly changed into a pink space. In the center of the space was a love stage, with countless pink love bubbles floating in the air.
Except for Chuuya Nakahara and Gintoki Sakata, everyone was holding colorful cheering sticks.
Dazai Osamu stared at the cheering stick in his hand with a sly smile.
A group of mafia: "?"
Nakahara Chuuya: “!!!”
Nakahara Chuuya, who was watching everything outside the screen: "..."