Chapter 170 Chapter 170 The leader's affectionate courtship

170

【Hahahahahahahaha】

I never thought I'd see these thrilling scenes in my lifetime.

[No, it's too sexy]

[Ayin, you... are so big]

【Shashasha】

Chuuya——I love you!!!

[Chuya is simply a beauty]

[Hahahaha, you are all a bunch of old perverts]

The barrage in the live broadcast room was dominated by Chuuya's dancing, Dazai and Gintoki's killing, with countless "hehehe" sounds floating by.

Li Xiaoqi and Sakata Gintoki cast a sympathetic look towards Dazai Osamu. Receiving Dazai Osamu's pleading look, they shook their heads in tacit understanding, indicating that—

I can't save you, so take care of yourself.

On the side, Geto Suguru was laughing so hard that he was half squatting down with his hands on his stomach, his shoulders shaking violently.

Gojo Satoru rolled around wildly in Li Xiaoqi's pocket, even considerately covering his mouth and trying not to laugh out loud.

In an instant, the sky above Dazai Osamu's head collapsed.

White spots of light appeared around Dazai Osamu. Suddenly, he stood up, took a step towards Nakahara Chuuya, and then performed actions that ordinary people could not do.

Dazai Osamu jumped up lightly, and the next second he appeared in front of Chuuya Nakahara and slid to his feet.

Nakahara Chuuya suddenly took a step back, his face full of resistance.

His intuition told him that he should leave this damn place immediately, but the terrible thing was that his body couldn't move again.

These elemental forces and anchor point trials, can you please let him go?

Nakahara Chuuya's eyelids kept twitching and he almost cried out.

Dazai Osamu lowered his head and stared at the leather shoes on Nakahara Chuuya's feet. He opened his eyes wide and looked incredulous.

The next second, a bouquet of red roses appeared in his hand. They were wrapped in black wrapping paper with gold foil, looking gorgeous and tempting.

Dazai Osamu raised his head and looked at Nakahara Chuuya who was singing affectionately.

"Oh, beautiful angel, you are the calamity of my life."

"I don't know when it started, but I've become so obsessed with you. I love the smell of you, your charming eyes, your every move, every frown and smile..."

"Ah~~~ Chuuya~~~"

A hoarse voice came into his ears, and the sharp cry that seemed to be pinching his throat made Nakahara Chuuya tremble all over and show a shocked expression.

He lowered his gaze and met the iris-colored eyes within the black mask.

For some reason, Nakahara Chuuya suddenly thought of the bastard Dazai he knew.

Are there people in this world whose eyes are so similar?

No... this strange man is not from this world.

This thought flashed through his mind, and soon Zhongyuan Zhongye felt his stomach churning, with an expression as if poop had been forced into his stomach.

"I love you, and I don't think anyone in this world loves you more than I do."

"Well... I've booked a hotel tonight, why don't we..."

Nakahara Chuuya felt as if the string in his head was instantly broken, and the restraints on his body were broken by anger.

A dark red glow covered his entire body. He gritted his teeth and kicked Dazai Osamu away.

"You bastard, do you want to go down the Sanzu River?"

"If you don't shut up, I'll pull out your tongue and feed it to the dogs."

With a loud bang, Dazai Osamu flew backwards and crashed into the first floor of the building.

There was a big hole in the wall and broken glass was all over the floor.

Nakahara Chuuya's back was slightly arched, and his anger turned into Shura, appearing in his eyes, dyeing his blue eyes blood red.

"Tai, brother!"

Li Xiaoqi couldn't help but exclaimed softly.

In an instant, Nakahara Chuuya turned around and looked at Li Xiaoqi.

Li Xiaoqi clasped his hands together, his face full of apology.

"I'm so sorry!"

Nakahara Chuuya was silent for a few seconds, smacked his lips softly, and stepped into the broken cave facing the oncoming dust.

"Consume wild mushroom chicken skewer x1."

"Really, Mr. Gravity, please be gentle with your feet. I'm not doing this willingly."

"If I confess to you, I will really vomit, Yue——"

The disgust aroused by the dust dissipated, and Li Xiaoqi swallowed nervously. She held her breath and looked into the cave.

Suddenly, Sakata Gintoki grabbed Li Xiaoqi by the back of his collar and said, "What are you looking at, you should go in now!"

Just like that, he carried Li Xiaoqi and followed Zhongyuan Zhongye in a dignified manner, and walked into the headquarters in a flash.

Dazai Osamu sat cross-legged with his legs apart, his puffy skirt just covering his key parts, and he was eating chicken skewers one bite after another in his hand.

A flash of light appeared, and the blood at the corner of his mouth disappeared.

When Sakata Gintoki passed by Dazai Osamu, he reached out with his big hand, picked up Dazai Osamu by the waist and carried him on his shoulder.

Nakahara Chuuya blinked slowly, "......?"

The mafia who had been looking at the cave entrance suddenly came to their senses, "They actually went in like that!"

A shocked shout rang out, and Nakahara Chuuya took a deep breath, suppressing the anger in his heart, and the tips of his ears turned red.

"You bastards, hurry up and chase after me—"

Akutagawa Ryunosuke walked in first and ran past Nakahara Chuuya after three or two steps.

Almost in an instant, Nakahara Chuuya felt Akutagawa Ryunosuke patting his shoulder with a subtle feeling.

Ozaki Koyo walked over and passed by Nakahara Chuuya.

"N-It's okay, Chuuya."

"This is a sinister and cunning tactic of the enemy."

Guangjin Liulang nodded slightly, with a look of pity, "That's right, Mr. Zhongyuan."

"Next time... I will introduce you to outstanding women."

Nakahara Chuuya: “…”

"I don't need it!"

Five seconds later, Nakahara Chuuya's embarrassed and angry voice resounded throughout the mafia.

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[Family members, who understands? Today’s content is so delicious]

【It’s so delicious! 】

[System, you are so poisonous hahahahaha]

[Directly let Zainü transform into a body to woo her]

【Laughing like crazy】

【Zai: The hanging heart finally died】

【Hahahahahahahahaha! 】

The barrage on the live broadcast interface was extremely lively, with countless "hahaha" words flashing across the screen.

"Ding Dong! The dynamic CG - 'Gravity's Paradise' has been generated. The purchase limit has been lifted. The number of copies available for purchase has been increased to 100. Each viewer is limited to one copy."

"Ding Dong! The dynamic CG—"Chief Zai♀'s Deep Courtship"—has been generated. The purchase limit has been lifted. The available quantity has been increased to 100. Each viewer is limited to one copy."

The three people running in the corridor listened to the voice popping up in their minds, and a CG screen popped up by the system appeared in front of them.

At this moment, Dazai Osamu was shocked by this scene and his eyes were bloodshot.

"You're even increasing the purchase amount! System, you're such a jerk!"

He said indignantly.

The system did not respond to this.

Li Xiaoqi wanted to say something but stopped himself. Finally, he coughed lightly and patted Dazai Osamu's shoulder with pity.

Sakata Gintoki also patted his shoulder and said, "Well... sometimes I feel that you and Mr. Nakahara are both quite miserable."

Osamu Dazai: "...QAQ"

"By the way, I should be able to grow bigger now, right?"

Gojo Satoru popped his head out of Li Xiaoqi's pocket, raised his hands like a good boy and said.

"Yes."

Li Xiaoqi took out the prop "potion that can make objects bigger" and opened the bottle cap while running.

Because of his unstable center of gravity while running, Li Xiaoqi, who originally intended to drip a small amount of water, accidentally spilled it all on Gojo Satoru, and a lot of it also stained his clothes.

"ah……"

She was stunned as she watched Gojo Satoru transform into a stream of light, only to reappear before her eyes the next second, his size growing larger and larger until he had to lie down to avoid having his head broken off by the ceiling.

“U-Um…”

Gojo Satoru curled up like a cat, his butt pressed against the window.

“S-Sorry!”

Li Xiaoqi showed a panic expression and quickly took out the "potion that can make objects smaller" and planned to use it on Gojo Satoru.

Sakata Gintoki's mouth twitched, "Xiao Qi, I'm not saying anything bad about you, but no matter how much your hands shake, you can't do this."

"How are we going to get through like this?"

Dazai Osamu was still immersed in the "shame" just now and couldn't extricate himself. He turned around and hit his forehead against the wall again and again.

Suddenly, Gojo Satoru's face froze, his whole body trembled, and his face turned pale in an instant.

"W-What happened?"

Li Xiaoqi opened the bottle cap of the potion and asked nervously.

"Something's inserted into my..."

Gojo Satoru bit his lower lip, and blood slid down the corner of his lip.

Xia Youjie walked to the window and looked out, "Ah, it was the beautiful sister's supernatural spirit that inserted the sword--"

"Satoru's butt."

"Help!"

Gojo Satoru felt wronged and cried out in pain.

"Where are your limits?"

Geto Summer Oil asked while suppressing his laughter.

Gojo Satoru fell silent and said weakly, "I forgot to open it..."

"After all, it's safe in Miss Nana's pocket..."

Li Xiaoqi shed tears, mourned for Gojo Satoru's butt, and poured the potion on Gojo Satoru.

"I'm so sorry for betraying Gojo-kun's trust."

Gojo Satoru's body gradually shrank and returned to its original size.

Outside the window, a golden Yaksha was floating in the air, holding a sharp sword in his hand.

Dazai Osamu floated over like a wandering soul, took out a wild mushroom and chicken skewers from his backpack and stuffed them into Gojo Satoru's mouth.

"Eat it, and the pain will go away."

Gojo Satoru covered his buttocks and ate it with tears in his eyes, "It tastes good."

Two seconds later, Gojo Satoru was revived from his miserable state to full health in an instant.

Ozaki Kouyo, who had followed all the way, looked at the scene in front of her and didn't know how to start.

She had a complicated expression and looked silently at the knife in the golden Yaksha's hand.

"Let's switch."

In an instant, the golden Yaksha dropped the blade in his hand and showed an expression of disgust.

A figure flew in from the window, a black coat passed by in front of his eyes, and Nakahara Chuuya rushed in from the hole in the window, using his supernatural powers to hang his body upside down on the ceiling.

The sound of a wild animal gnawing could be heard from somewhere, and footsteps echoed from the corridor ahead.

Akutagawa Ryunosuke coughed twice, and Rashomon behind him was ready to move.

Li Xiaoqi, Dazai Osamu and Sakata Gintoki were attacked from both sides and were in a dilemma.

Dazai Osamu put away his resentful look and his eyes became sharp.

Sakata Gintoki picked his nose and took out Lake Toya from his system backpack and held it in his hand.

Ever since the Lake Toya he brought from his original world was destroyed, he could only use the Lake Toya in the system backpack. Fortunately, the stock was sufficient.

Gojo Satoru stretched himself lazily, feeling refreshed, and looked at Nakahara Chuuya with a raised lip.

"Mr. Zhongyuan, are you sure you want to be my enemy?"

Geto Suguru crossed his arms, a determined smile on his lips.

Li Xiaoqi looked around and breathed slightly with nervousness.

At this moment, the voice of Administrator June sounded again.

"Dang! The Hoho Mafia exploration team is facing a crisis. Immediately execute option A. Ask team member Geto Suguru to lead the elders to clear the way."

Geto Xia's face froze, and suddenly a stiff body of an "elder" appeared in front of him, and he suddenly met the white eyes.

"What?"

A black hole suddenly appeared in his stiff body and sucked him in.

After a few seconds, Geto Suguru blinked and felt a familiar body weight.

"What's wrong with me?"

He looked blankly at Li Xiaoqi, Dazai Osamu, Sakata Gintoki and Gojo Satoru and asked.

Unexpectedly, they showed contradictory expressions of disgust and wanting to laugh at the same time.