Chapter 70 Chapter 70 "Xiao Qi, open the wooden warehouse." ...

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Rengoku Kyojuro looked at his companions who surrounded him and scratched his head embarrassedly.

"I'm sorry for making everyone worried."

Iguro Obanai snorted coldly, "I'm glad to know."

A white light appeared and the helicopter disappeared into thin air.

"Disappeared?"

Mitsuri Kanroji exclaimed in surprise.

Xingming of Beiming Island frowned slightly and twirled the Buddhist beads in his hand. "Those two... one has lived in an environment exposed to blood for years, while the other has a pure aura, never stained by blood. What a wonderful combination."

"If they are guests from heaven, then the woman is one, and the man might be a subjugated monster."

"Mr. Beimingyu, have you read too many novels? It's obvious that those two people are human."

Iguro Obanai complained.

Tomioka Giyu fixed his eyes on Li Xiaoqi. He had never seen her dressed in a way he had seen before. Her bright brown eyes sparkled in the sunlight without any trace of cloudiness.

Suddenly, he seemed to see the shadow of his sister in Li Xiaoqi.

His sister's eyes were also so bright before she encountered the ghost.

He turned his gaze and it fell on Dazai Osamu's face. At one glance, he felt endless darkness.

It was the first time that Giyu Tomioka saw such a scene through human eyes. There was nothing there, yet it seemed to carry everything, like a black hole.

That person is clearly looking at you, but you can feel that he is looking into your soul through your body.

Tomioka Giyu avoided the man's gaze, thinking that if the two of them appeared together, most people would probably be more willing to approach the woman.

The woman has a simple temperament and clear eyes, which makes her look more approachable.

In contrast, the man's gloomy temperament and eyes that pierce the heart are like a sharp blade, making people feel uncomfortable.

"Ah, they don't seem well."

Shinobu Kocho's voice reached my ears.

Tomioka Giyu came back to his senses and saw that the two men had become weak and pale, probably because of a severe headache.

*

"The nine pillars of the Demon Slayer Corps and the Lord have appeared before us. What do the two anchors want to do to them? (Viewers can specify the target, otherwise it will be assumed that everyone is included)

A.&*^%()*

B.$^*&())

C.^&(()_()_(」

?

When the administrator June announced the options in my mind, a strong electric current appeared, blurring the content of the options.

The crackling sound of the electric current gave Li Xiaoqi a headache.

She frowned, held her head, and her body swayed as she fell to the side.

"Ms. Nana, Mr. Dazai!"

Tanjiro Kamado's worried voice rang in my ears.

With a severe headache, Li Xiaoqi looked at Dazai Osamu with a confused vision. He was lying on Rengoku Kyojuro's shoulder, looking in pain.

Is this a system malfunction?

"How are you?"

A gentle voice sounded.

"Headache? Relax."

A fragrance brushed past the tip of his nose, and Li Xiaoqi felt his vision clearer, and then a gentle force came from his temples.

She came to her senses and saw the white sleeves.

Li Xiaoqi blinked, and a beautiful white-haired woman stood in front of her, smiling at her.

"Thanks."

Miraculously, the headache disappeared.

"That's good."

Ubuyashiki Tenone nodded slightly and stroked the hair beside Li Xiaoqi's ear.

Li Xiaoqi smiled embarrassedly and lowered his head shyly under her gaze.

She remembered that Dazai Osamu was also feeling unwell like herself, so she quickly turned around to look.

Upon seeing this, Li Xiaoqi was stunned.

Ubuyashiki Yoya cupped Dazai Osamu's cheek, with a gentle expression on his face, and said softly: "Yes, there is no fever."

He raised his hand and touched Dazai Osamu's forehead again, then pressed on his temples and rubbed them twice.

"Is this any better?"

In an instant, Uzui Tengen, Fushigawa Minoru and Iguro Obanai stared at Dazai Osamu, with jealousy appearing in their eyes.

Dazai Osamu opened his eyes wide and his gaze was dull, but Ubuyashiki Yoya was still touching his fatal weakness, the solar plexus.

“Wow.”

Li Xiaoqi sighed.

Dazai Osamu suddenly came to his senses, broke free from Ubuyashiki Yoya's hand, and quickly hid behind Li Xiaoqi.

"Xiao Qi, Xiao Qi, that person, that person..."

He spoke incoherently, "That man's voice actually has the power to make people submit!"

A look of panic flashed in Dazai Osamu's eyes, and he grabbed Li Xiaoqi's shoulders tightly, even his fingertips began to tremble.

ah……

The lord of the Demon Slayer Corps will indeed be the person Dazai can least handle.

Li Xiaoqi grabbed his hand and comforted him, "Okay, it's okay."

Dazai Osamu lowered his eyes and looked into her eyes seriously.

Li Xiaoqi nodded at him, and Dazai Osamu finally relaxed.

"Madam Tianyin, I'm sorry. I felt that Zai and the Lord were a bit too good together just now."

[Oh my god, it’s so cute that the Lord holds the Zai’s face]

【Given the lord's personality, he will surely be able to open up to the lord, right?】

[No, no, don’t eat everything]

[As expected, the lord is the type that Zai is least good at dealing with. He even hides behind Qiqi hahahaha]

【No one cares about the system failure just now? 】

[My, my, my, it’s just that the interaction between Zai and the Lord is so cute that I accidentally got distracted.]

[Does the system want the host to die in front of all the members of the Demon Slayer Corps? (dog head)]

Dazai Osamu smiled faintly, his eyes meaningful, "The system just malfunctioned. What do you think is the reason?"

"Whatever the reason, we'll talk about it later. Should we go get an anchor first?"

Li Xiaoqi lowered his voice.

The countdown displayed in the void shows 26 minutes left.

Dazai Osamu nodded slightly and pinched Li Xiaoqi's shoulder.

Rengoku Kyojuro briefly introduced his companions and lord: "This is Mr. Dazai, and this is Miss Nana."

"What's your name?"

Tokito Muichiro spoke.

Iguro Obanei looked over and said, "You wouldn't remember even if I told you, would you?"

"Hmm...name, I forgot to ask."

Rengoku Kyojuro's face was full of righteousness and his tone was firm.

"Brother Purgatory..."

Tanjiro Kamado smiled helplessly.

"Okay, let's go in and talk first. It's not polite to always make guests stand while talking."

Ubuyashiki Yoya spoke at the right time and invited Li Xiaoqi and Dazai Osamu in.

"Excuse me."

Dazai Osamu answered with full energy.

Li Xiaoqi followed Dazai Osamu obediently and entered the mansion under the guidance of Ubuyashiki Yoya.

Behind him, the Nine Pillars, Tanjiro Kamado and others followed behind. It was a huge group of people, very impressive.

At this moment, Li Xiaoqi felt that there was no time to feel safer than now.

"The system was attacked by a cosmic virus. It has now been cleaned up. The live broadcast room question options have been refreshed."

"The nine pillars of the Demon Slayer Corps and the Lord have appeared before us. What do the two anchors want to do to them? (Viewers can specify the target, otherwise it will be assumed that everyone is included)

A. Play the video of the three little ones dancing under the moon in front of everyone

B. Let the host Dazai Osamu run naked

C. Anchor Li Xiaoqi invited a certain Zhu to rap with him.

In an instant, Dazai Osamu became completely hopeless.

Li Xiaoqi guessed that he must be praying that everyone would not choose B.

Black energy emerged from Dazai Osamu, and the people walking on the corridor looked at him.

"Mr. Dazai, right? What happened to him?"

Mitsuri Ganlu Temple tugged at Li Xiaoqi's sleeve and asked with concern.

Li Xiaoqi looked at Dazai Osamu with pity and pulled the corner of his mouth, "Nothing, he is praying."

Kanroji Mitsuri:?

"What a unique way of praying."

She said innocently.

[Well, let me make it clear first, I'm not a pervert, but I want to see Zai streaking...]

[Zai streaking is too tragic, I want to see Xiaoqi and Yiyong rap]

[It’s hard to choose, but I’m obsessed with sex, so I’ll choose B]

"According to the comments, option A received 299 votes, option B received 588 votes, and option C received 562 votes. Please ask the host, Osamu Dazai, to run naked in the corridor."

"puff."

Hearing the voice of the administrator June, Li Xiaoqi couldn't help laughing out loud.

Suddenly, a wooden handle appeared in her palm.

Li Xiaoqi lowered his head and stared at the black handgun in a daze.

Butterfly Shinobu looked over in confusion, and saw Li Xiaoqi raising the wooden gun and pointing it at Dazai Osamu.

"Is this Huomu Cang...?"

Uzui Tengen asked in surprise, "Hey, what are you doing?"

Ubuyashiki Yoya's expression remained unchanged and he said nothing.

Rengoku Kyojuro frowned slightly, and although there was confusion on his face, he did not step forward to stop it.

Agatsuma Zenitsu was horrified, "What happened?"

Tanjiro Kamado shook his head slightly and said, "There is no murderous intent, perhaps there is a reason."

Inosuke Hashibira stared at the wooden cannon in Li Xiaoqi's hand and tilted his head. "What is that?"

"Firewood Warehouse."

Ubuyashiki Amane answered.

Mitsuri Kanroji covered her lips with a look of disbelief.

Tokito Muichiro and Tomioka Giyuu stood quietly by and watched what happened.

The team was marching, but at this moment everyone stopped and the atmosphere became quiet.

Dazai Osamu's body was stiff and he couldn't move.

He chuckled and said softly, "Xiao Qi, open the wooden warehouse."

Li Xiaoqi's fingertips trembled, and when he met Dazai Osamu's eyes, his heart trembled.

In those iris-colored eyes, there was no blame, no disbelief, only complete trust and tenderness overflowing from them.

She calmed down and began to think about the current emergency.

Let Dazai Osamu run naked through the hand wood warehouse...

She could only think of one prop.

"Bang!"

The bullet broke free from the wooden magazine and flew quickly towards Dazai Osamu's eyebrows.

In an instant, Dazai Osamu fell backwards.

"ah!!!"

Mitsuri Kanroji exclaimed in surprise.

Except for Li Xiaoqi, everyone opened their eyes wide and looked surprised.

Surprisingly, blood did not spurt from his forehead.

Dazai Osamu lay flat on the ground, and stood up quickly in an instant. His clothes were torn and his black suit was shattered.

The red scarf flew into the air and then fell down swayingly.

The fabric was flying everywhere, and Dazai Osamu was left with only a pair of pink strawberry boxer briefs.

When Li Xiaoqi saw these boxer briefs, the corner of his mouth twitched. They were exactly the same as Gintoki's strawberry boxer briefs in Gin's Mom.

“Reborn——!!!”

Dazai Osamu shouted and ran deeper into the mansion.

"I'll open the anchor point at all costs and stop everyone who likes Xiao Qi!"

???

Hey, what the hell is that second half of the sentence?

Li Xiaoqi silently took a step back, watched Dazai Osamu running away naked, and raised his hands to cover his cheeks.

"I don't know him."

Ubuyashiki Yoya covered his wife's eyes, and a rare dazed look crossed his face.

Jiuzhu: “…Huh?”

Tanjiro Kamado and Zenitsu Agatsuma were stunned: "Pervert?"

Inosuke Hashibira crossed his arms, "Hmm, you're actually more imposing than me."

"Inosuke-kun, you can't learn this."

Ubuyashiki Kyouya spoke.

After a few seconds, Tomioka Giyu said, "He seems to have gone to the lord's room."

!!!

The pillars were startled and ran towards the inner room.

Suddenly, Ubuyashiki Yoya put down his hand, met his wife's puzzled eyes, and suddenly realized.

"Could the recent strangeness in the room be related to them?"

Li Xiaoqi was grabbed by Fushigawa Shima and carried on his shoulders.

"You woman, keep an eye on your companions!"

The angry words of Busei-kun reached his ears.

Li Xiaoqi showed a painful expression. Busei's strong shoulders kept hitting her stomach, which made her feel extremely uncomfortable.

Suddenly, she was pulled down and clamped around the waist.

Li Xiaoqi looked up and saw Tomioka Giyu's expressionless face.

"Tomioka, what are you doing!?"

“…”

"Speak!"

Fuzukawa Shima shouted out through gritted teeth.

Giyu Tomioka clamped Li Xiaoqi's hands, forcing him to curl up, his body moving up and down. To be honest, it was not comfortable.

Li Xiaoqi: “…”

How should I put it? I suddenly feel like vomiting.

"Um, Mr. Tomioka, Miss Nana still looks very uncomfortable."

Kocho Shinobu spoke.

Tomioka Giyuu suddenly stopped and silently put Li Xiaoqi down.

Coincidentally, the group ran to the room of the Demon Slayer Corps' lord.