The Entire Cultivation World Are My Pooper Scoopers

The annual disciple recruitment ceremony for Jitian Sect, the largest sect in the cultivation world, had begun. Among the dazzling array of little radish heads, that chubby calico cat was exception...

Chapter 95 Sad Dog

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Fat Sanhua glanced at the puppy beside him.

Xue Zhui was holding the weight he bought, feeling sad.

"How did you talk to the man selling weights?" Ye Minxue came over curiously.

He understood the logic. The puppy's train of thought was sometimes amazing. He was just curious. Since Xue Zhui had already told the seller his requirements, could it be that the seller was also a fool?

"I told him that I wanted a weight that could reduce the weight." The little fox is a very self-aware little fox.

He was actually very aware that his brain was not working very well, so this time he did not think about whether to increase or reduce the weight of the weight. He directly left this most difficult task to the seller.

Who knew that guy would cheat him.

"But why would you do this?" Fat Sanhua was depressed.

The little fox has been too enthusiastic recently, and even the enthusiastic fat Sanhua is a little scared.

The little fox didn't say anything. He raised his head and blinked at Fat Sanhua.

"I, I want to be nice to you." Xue Zhui said hesitantly. Fat Sanhua immediately took two steps back silently after hearing that.

Ye Minxue and Bai Ze were sensible. After hearing this, they quickly moved aside to leave the two of them space to perform.

"Don't you want to be thinner? But your weight has not changed. So I want to make you lighter so that you will be happy." Xue Zhui seemed not to realize that it was Fat Sanhua who was retreating. He just felt that the distance between him and Fat Sanhua was a little far, so he immediately moved forward.

Fat Sanhua: “…………”

Yes, he just wanted to ask why, why he had to be happy?

However, when he saw Xuezhui's face, which was obviously furry but still somewhat shy, he could no longer ask any questions.

It’s better not to ask. Asking will only irritate yourself.

"Well, let's go down the mountain and find the person who sold you the weight and ask him what's going on." Fat Sanhua coughed.

No one had any questions, and they were also very curious about how such a misunderstanding arose.

When Xue Zhui found the shop owner with the weight, the shop owner who sold him the weight was shocked.

The shop owner first pulled the little fox over.

"No way, you've been exposed so quickly!" The shopkeeper found it unbelievable. This was just bought yesterday, and judging by the time, he should have started using it today, but it was discovered so quickly.

Xue Zhui lowered his head in shame. Yes, he did not expect that he would be discovered the first time he used it.

Xue Zhui's shame lasted only three seconds. After three seconds, he suddenly raised his head and stared at the shop owner.

Wait, speaking of which one was it that he was discovered? Wasn't it because this guy took the wrong weight? If he hadn't taken the wrong weight, he wouldn't have been discovered so quickly.

The little fox also has a temper.

He was furious and was about to have a big argument with the store owner.

"But I'm just selling you a weight. The idea was yours, right?" The shopkeeper wiped the sweat from his forehead and glanced at the three aggressive monsters and a man standing at the door.

The little fox swallowed the curse word silently, and nodded dazedly. He unconsciously followed the shopkeeper's thoughts and there was nothing wrong with what the shopkeeper said for the time being.

"So, you don't have to bring all of them here. This is a problem you have to solve yourself. I am innocent and it has nothing to do with me." The shop owner was eager to shirk responsibility.

The moment Xue Zhui caught sight of it, the fox's eyes widened.

He was anxious.

How could this not be related to the store? He was the root cause of the incident, but the direct cause of the problem was this store.

He didn't say anything, so how could the store owner shirk responsibility so quickly and act like he didn't want to take any responsibility at all?

At least, at least we should replace the wrong weight.

Xue Zhui thought to himself, he is not an unreasonable little monster.

"It's just about asking about the weight, why do you talk for so long?" Fat Sanhua stretched his neck, not really understanding what the man and the dog were talking about.

"But how many kilograms did you weigh?" the shopkeeper asked again.

He looked at Xue Zhui with pity. It was not easy for this dog.

I just made one mistake, and I was caught so quickly.

"Fifteen pounds became twenty-two pounds." Xue Zhui replied.

Shopkeeper: “…………” It would be strange if this wasn’t discovered.

"It's all because you're too greedy!" The shop owner couldn't help but blame Qi Xuezhui.

This little dog looks honest, but its heart is black when you cut it open.

Why? Xue Zhui didn't understand.

Xue Zhui was also angry. This shop owner was looking around and was obviously playing Tai Chi, and now he was starting to blame him.

A man and a dog were ready to have a fight.

"Has the problem not been solved yet?" Fat Sanhua walked forward from behind, wondering how long they would finish talking about such a simple issue.

"What did you weigh for them?" the shopkeeper asked again.

Although the little fox wanted to quarrel, he still obediently pointed at the fat calico next to him with his claws.

The shopkeepers were all shocked: "Are all monsters sold by the pound now?"

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After a long time, it turned out that the store owner misunderstood what Xue Zhui said.

"That's not natural. Those who come to us to exchange weights, either because the original weights are worn out, or because they want to sell their items at a higher price." The shopkeeper felt extremely aggrieved.

"What do you mean?" Xue Zhui turned his head and asked Fat Sanhua in a low voice.

"What it means is that some people want to sell one kilogram of something at the price of two kilograms, so they come and exchange it for a heavier weight. In this way, they can make more money." Fat Sanhua explained to Xue Zhui.

"So you are a bad guy!" Xue Zhui understood this time, and he angrily condemned the store owner.

Shopkeeper: “…………”

"It's not that I want to sell it this way. It's people who ask me to buy it. It has nothing to do with me. I'm only responsible for selling the weights. As for what they want to do with the weights, I don't know." The shopkeeper explained himself.

"Then when I asked you to buy a weight, why did you automatically give me a heavier one?" Xue Zhui's logic was very clear.

Shopkeeper: “…………”

The store owner was speechless this time.

Having solved their biggest puzzle, the group of little monsters returned to the mountain.

When Xue Zhui came down to buy the weight, he didn't bring the original one, so he basically relied on his memory and imagination, and the weight he bought was bigger.

"It's a good thing I bought a big one, otherwise if it weighed 16 kilograms, who would have thought that the weight had been replaced." Fat Sanhua was still frightened.

Xue Zhui lowered his head embarrassedly.

The problem of the weight was solved, but the problem of Xue chasing him was still not solved.

What exactly is the problem?

Fat Sanhua carefully recalled every detail of his time with Xue Zhui.

!

Is it because...

Fat Sanhua covered his mouth.

"Boss! Boss! Are you okay? Are you feeling unwell and about to vomit? Do you want me to get you something to hold it, or should I take you to the bushes?" Xue Zhui noticed that Fatty Sanhua was lying on the stone with his hand covering his mouth.

Fat Sanhua: “…………”

"I'm fine." Fat Sanhua put down his two paws and laid them flat on the stone slab.

He couldn't live like this any longer, he had to think of a solution.

He first sent Xuezhui away, asking him to go down the mountain to buy things, and then turned his attention to the rest of the people.

"Good morning, everyone." When he woke up the next day, Fat Sanhua greeted his younger brothers.

"Good morning, boss." Xue Zhui responded the fastest.

Fat Sanhua nodded, naturally leaned over and kissed the little fox on the cheek.

The little fox naturally kissed back.

Fat Sanhua then walked up to Bai Ze and kissed him.

Bai Ze tried hard to keep a straight face and kissed Fatty Sanhua back.

Fat Sanhua walked to the chick with satisfaction and kissed it on the head. The chick immediately pecked his cheek and pecked off two cat hairs.

Fat Sanhua's claws were eager to move, but in the end he could only give an awkward but polite smile.

Let's spare him today. There will be plenty of opportunities to deal with him in the future anyway.

The chick was finished, and the last one was Yuan Zheng. Yuan Zheng didn’t need him to kiss him, Yuan Zheng just picked him up.

Fat Sanhua stretched out his head and wanted to kiss Yuan Zheng on the cheek, but unexpectedly Yuan Zheng just hugged him and kissed him hard on the mouth.

Yuan Zheng certainly didn't have any psychological pressure. Who doesn't want to kiss a round and chubby little kitten?

Fat Sanhua was put down. He was still a little dizzy because he didn't expect Yuan Zheng to be so enthusiastic.

If this means that his first kiss is gone, I wonder if the female cat in the future will mind this.

Fat Sanhua was let down. He turned his head to look at Xue Zhui. Sure enough, Xue Zhui was struck by lightning. He stopped where he was and looked at him in disbelief.

This...this!

Xue Zhui was in a daze. How did all this happen? How did it come to this?

Did they all kiss? Not only him, but also Fat Sanhua kissed others.

"You...you!" Xue Zhui rushed to Fat Sanhua, looking heartbroken.

Fat San took a lot of effort to calm his expression.

Xue Zhui looked at a scumbag with such eyes and expression that he made Fatty Sanhua feel a little unconfident. Did he really go too far this time?

But since Xue Zhui has shown this expression, it at least means that he did the right thing.

Fat Sanhua was secretly calculating in his mind.

He thought about it carefully over the past two days and finally figured it out.

The turning point of the whole thing started when he and Xue Zhui kissed each other on the cheek.

He also cleared out the other little monsters at that time, but none of the other monsters were willing to kiss him back. Only Xue Zhui happily kissed him.

Ah, that's the problem.

It must be like this, only the two of them succeeded in kissing each other, so Xue Zhui naturally thinks that they have the closest relationship.

Now I can't turn back time and take back my kiss.

Things have come to this point, so the only option is to fight poison with poison.

Fat Sanhua just came up with this idea.

Since Xue Zhui thinks that they became best friends by kissing each other, then the problem can be solved by just kissing other people together.

Fat Sanhua’s guess was absolutely correct. Judging from Xuezhui’s heartbroken expression, he had succeeded.

Fat Sanhua breathed a sigh of relief.

That was the end of it, he could go back to his wonderful life.

When Fat Sanhua was just about to say a few words to ease the atmosphere, suddenly, Xue Zhui started to move.

He pursed his lips, glanced at Fatty Sanhua, and then ran away without looking back.

Fat Sanhua:?

"What is going on?" Fat Sanhua couldn't understand the current situation at all.

"Of course he is sad. I would be sad too. He treated you as his best friend, but then he was ruthlessly betrayed by you. It must be very sad." Ye Minxue shook his head.

Fat Sanhua: “…………”

No way, no way, what era is this now? Why are you still playing this kind of tricks?

"Oh, our Xue Zhui is so pitiful," Bai Ze sighed.

"He probably didn't have many friends since he was a child. He finally found someone who was sincere to him, but he didn't expect that person to not even consider him as a best friend."

"In order to get rid of him, I have to find someone to act with him,"

"Who wouldn't feel pity for him after seeing this? This kid must be heartbroken." Bai Ze shook his head, as if he really felt sorry for Xue Zhui.

After hearing this, Ye Minxue couldn't help but raise her little wings and wipe away her non-existent tears.

Yuan Zheng originally didn't want to do this, but when he looked at Fat Sanhua, he couldn't help but feel a little bit of blame in his eyes.

It would be fine if these two were shameless, but Fatty Sanhua was willing to use heavy hands on such a poor kid like Xuezhui.

Fat Sanhua: “…………” This is a bit difficult for me.

"Then, what should we do now?" Fat Sanhua said weakly.

Hearing them say this, it seemed as if he had done some unforgivable sin to Xue Zhui.

"Are you okay? Our Xuezhui is such a good kid. He will come back when he figures it out. Don't worry too much."

"Growth is not always smooth sailing. It will always be accompanied by some pain. This is unavoidable. You should not think too much about it." Bai Ze patted the fat Sanhua with his claws.

This is not about not wanting Fatty San to feel guilty, this is about making him feel guilty to death.

Fat Sanhua hesitated for two seconds, and finally gritted his teeth and chased in the direction Xue was chasing.

"This is love, this is love." Bai Ze gave a thumbs up and praised sincerely.

Fat Sanhua had to think while chasing.

Why did he actually chase her out? This is not something he would do.

Perhaps he was touched by the little fox's recent efforts.

Alas, it turns out that no matter whether you are a human or a cat, once you have a conscience, things will become difficult.

Fat Sanhua reflects on herself.

But where on earth did Xue Zhui, a boy with such short legs, run to? As we were talking, he had already disappeared without a trace.

Fat Sanhua looked around depressedly.

He took out his small blanket from the mustard seed space, floated in the air and began to look for Xue Zhui.

Fortunately, Xuezhui was a conspicuous white ball, so it was not difficult to find it at a glance, and he quickly locked on the target.

Fat Sanhua chased after the snow.

"Dog! Let's talk again." Fat Sanhua shouted loudly behind the little fox.

The little fox ran forward without looking back. He didn't want to talk to Fat Sanhua now, and he didn't want Fat Sanhua to see him in such a miserable state.

Xuezhui didn't know how long he had been running, and Fat Sanhua didn't know how long he had been chasing him. When they reacted, they had already reached the foot of the mountain.

"Hey, I'm a little tired. Are you tired?" Fat Sanhua lay on the blanket.

Xue Zhui's ears twitched.

"It's not a big deal. Go back and kiss Ye Minxue, Bai Ze and Yuan Zheng. I'll hold your head and ask them to kiss you back. Then you'll have three more good friends, right?" Fat Sanhua felt like an old mother, nagging and reasoning with her rebellious son.

Xue Zhui was very unhappy.

How could Fatty Sanhua still not know what made him unhappy?

"This is different." Xue Zhui emphasized.

"What difference would it make? It's so embarrassing for a spiritual beast to have only one friend in the world. You should have many good friends." Fat Sanhua coaxed.

After he finished speaking, he murmured in his heart that this little fox actually had a very bad heart. After all this commotion, Xue Zhui had forced their original superior-subordinate relationship to be on the same level, and he went straight from being Xue Zhui's boss to Xue Zhui's friend.

But none of this matters now. What’s important is to let Xuezhui calm down first.

"This is different!" Xue Zhui felt very awkward. He didn't know how to explain the relationship to Fat Sanhua. He could only repeatedly emphasize his feelings, hoping that Fat Sanhua could understand.

Can Fat Sanhua understand?

Of course he had no way of understanding it.

Fat Sanhua touched his chin and thought, since the little dog wouldn't run away now, why not just kidnap him back?

Fat Sanhua was just about to implement his plan. He quietly floated behind the puppy, ready to pounce on the little fox like a hungry tiger.

Suddenly, he heard a voice not far away.

Xue Zhui looked at him.

Xue Zhui suddenly realized how Fat Sanhua ran behind him. They were still a long distance apart just now.

Xue Zhui was about to run away, but Fat Sanhua quickly put the small blanket into the mustard seed space and pounced directly on Xue Zhui.

"Let me go!" Xue Zhui yelled.

The fat Sanhua who was pressing on Xue Zhui fell into deep thought. Is it really that serious? Is this little dog really that serious? It seems like this little dog is forcing him to do something weird.

While they were making a fuss here, the human voice that had just appeared finally revealed its true identity.

The two monsters raised their heads at the same time.

Which peak is this little disciple from?

"Where did the fat cat and dog come from?" one of them blurted out.

When Fat Shanhua heard this, his brows immediately frowned.

Kids nowadays are so rude. Why do they have to call him a fat cat? Why not just call him a cat or a dog?

"Ah, do you remember that someone said that several more spirit beasts came to Jitianmen? They live in the Seven Peaks." Another one looked a little smart.

"Spiritual beast?!" The first one widened his eyes.

"Besides Bai Ze, does Ji Tian Men have any other spiritual beasts? These spiritual beasts are not very precious, how come you make them sound as plentiful as cabbages?"

"What does this have to do with me? I just heard it from others. They said there was a fox and a cat in it."

The two of them were quarreling.

After saying that, the two men looked at Xiao Gouzi and Fat Sanhua at the same time.

etc.

The fox and the cat...

“Are they the two spirit beasts?!” Zuo Yiyi clapped his hands.

The second person from the right, who proposed the idea of ​​spiritual beasts, became less confident.

Spiritual beasts are spiritual beasts, but the two in front of them really don’t have the demeanor of spiritual beasts at all.

"It's very possible. Have you ever seen such a fat cat? No?" Zuo Yi was very excited.

"What you said makes some sense." Right Two was shaken.

The paws of the fat Sanhua are itchy. Listen, is this what a human would say? Why do cats always attack each other?

The two men's eyes lit up.

Xue Zhui had a bad feeling and looked at them nervously.

"Grasp!"

Xue Zhui immediately started running.

Fat Sanhua didn't react at all. He held on to Xuezhui with difficulty to prevent himself from falling off.

Why didn't this little guy say a word? It turns out that he doesn't take him seriously.

Xue Zhui was running in front carrying Fatty Sanhua on his back, and two people were chasing him from behind.

"Who are those two people?" Fat Sanhua was bored. After steadying himself, he started to ask his first question.

Xue Zhui certainly didn't know, and even if he did, he wouldn't have the time to answer.

"Is he a demon cultivator, or someone from another sect?" Fat Sanhua didn't mind that Xue Zhui ignored him, he talked to himself.

"If they were demon cultivators, it would be understandable, but they are so bold that they came here without any fear of being discovered."

"If they were people from other sects, why would they chase us? They already know that we are the monsters from the seven peaks of the Jitian Sect, do they still want to capture us?" Fat Sanhua shook his head, feeling that it was unreasonable.

However, after analyzing it this way, it seems that the former is more likely.

People from other sects would be stupid to arrest them two. Arresting them two is tantamount to declaring war on Jitian Sect.

"They both seem to look pretty good." Fat Sanhua began to study the appearance of Zuoyi and Youer again. After all, that was all he could see.

It was definitely too late to rush up the mountain now, so Xue Zhui's idea was to rush to Jian Ancient Town at the foot of the mountain and run to the market.

Xue Zhui's idea was not wrong, but unfortunately he had just run a long distance and was not in good physical condition. In addition, the area was rocky and overgrown with weeds, so it was not easy to run.

Fat Sanhua only felt that his body suddenly began to lean forward. It turned out that Xuezhui tripped over a rock.

Xuezhui fell down, and Fat Sanhua was thrown out like a small cannonball.

The relaxed expression on his face had not yet completely disappeared when he fell to the ground with a thud.

"Boss——!" Xue Zhui screamed in pain.

"You... don't worry about me, go first, you are no match for them, remember to go to the mountain to call for help..." Fat Sanhua stretched out a chubby paw and shouted at the little fox at the top of his lungs.

Xue Zhui originally didn't want to leave, but what Pang Sanhua said was right, he was no match for these two people. If he stayed, not only would Pang Sanhua not be saved, but he would also be in danger.

Finally, he could only grit his teeth and say, "Boss, you must wait for me to come back and save you!"

"Okay, you can go quickly..." Fat Sanhua used up his last bit of strength, watched the little fox jump up from the ground, and went towards Qifeng without looking back.

Fat Sanhua was caught by the two evil cultivators.

Fat Sanhua shook his tail.

It's good to be in this state. He had been bored of staying in the Seven Peaks for a long time, but he was too lazy to go to other places to play. The upper realm was also very troublesome, as only half of his body could get through, so he didn't want to go there recently.

How great it is to be a demon cultivator. He has long wanted to see what the place where no one lives looks like. Now there are two free laborers to take him there. Fat Sanhua is very happy.

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