(The protagonist is a refrigerator, does not transform into a human, and has no CP.)
Several mysteriously appearing romance TV dramas, carrying a large amount of "love virus," turned ...
Chapter 43-42° Does Fairy Sister Need to Be Freezed? (9)
The old village chief was driving a Wushuang with a cane in hand.
The descendants of Murong family were beaten until they cried for their parents and crawled on the ground.
It has to be said that this feeling made the old village chief very proud. After all, he was standing on the moral high ground to beat others up. Such opportunities only come a few times in a lifetime!
Even other villagers who came to persuade the fight could not avoid being hit by the stick when they came over!
"Village Chief, that's enough, look..."
Boom!
"Stop beating me, village chief! You've already chopped off his only great-grandson!"
Boom!
"I swear, they really didn't do this. There's no sign of a fire at all!"
Boom!
"You old thing, you took advantage of my death to come over and beat my grandson openly, right?"
Boom!
...Huh?
After the beating, the old village chief felt something was wrong. He looked down and saw that old man Murong was still wearing his shroud, with a big bump on his head, and he had fallen to the ground...
Old Village Chief: ...
And other people in the village exclaimed!
"Oh my god, old man Murong is resurrected!"
"You are not being precise. He was just resurrected, and then was beaten to death by our village chief!"
After these words were spoken, the whole scene fell into silence.
Deathly quiet.
The old village chief slowly opened his mouth, his pupils vibrating violently, as if he was unable to accept the reality for a moment.
His hand loosened, and the crutch that had just completed the pentakill fell to the ground. Then she knelt down and moved to the side of Old Master Murong while kneeling!
"Ahhh, Brother Murong!"
"You must not die!"
As happy as he was just now teaching someone else's descendants a lesson, the sound of him kneeling down and crying to others not to die is as loud as it is now.
Perhaps his crying really worked and moved God. The body of old man Murong on the ground squirmed and slowly opened his eyes!
Then, old man Murong revealed a ferocious expression, as if he had exhausted all his strength, and raised his right hand tremblingly.
Extended the middle finger.
"Mouth mouth mom mouth!!"
This sentence, which consisted of four words in total but three of them were blocked, became Mr. Murong's last words in this world.
Because it was blocked so tightly, we have no way of knowing what he said. We can only speculate from the word "Mom" which was not blocked that the old man must have wanted to express the great maternal love when he was dying!
Hou, who had been watching everything in the heavens, said sharply:
The Virgin of Life thought she had done a good deed: …
Crash!!
Hou Lisheng overturned the table again!
"hateful!"
Why! Why is it such a hassle to just make a change to your meat diet?!
Fairy Songxia really managed to catch him.
This made the Lord Emperor very angry, and he loudly questioned the ministers who were standing in two rows under His Highness.
"What other solutions do you have, my dear ministers?"
"Hurry up and speak! Why are all the civil and military officials in the room silent? What use do I have for you?"
Being so angry, Hou Lisheng no longer maintained his dignity and even started swearing.
"You can't even think of a solution! What's the point of your mouth!"
"You can even fart!"
After he finished saying this, the group of immortals in the heaven looked at each other, and suddenly one immortal stood up!
It’s Taoist Xihua!
"Since Your Highness said that it's okay to release me, then I will throw out some ideas and express my own views - Hey, hey, hey, Your Highness, please don't arrest me!"
Seeing Taoist Cihua speaking, Hou Lisheng stood up immediately, with the light of hope flashing in his eyes again.
"Master Xihua, in the end you are still the one I can trust!"
"Show your magical power quickly!"
However, at this time, Taoist Cihua, who had mustered up the courage to stand up, quickly waved his hands and stepped back: "No, no, no, this is not what I meant!"
"I am not a Taoist priest of Xihua. It was you, Your Highness, who called me out just now. I am actually..."
He tried to explain himself in a panic, but was interrupted by Hou Lisheng with a wave of his hand.
"My dear, no need to say more!"
"I believe you can do it! Don't employ people you doubt, and don't doubt people you employ. Use your talents boldly!"
"But I...but this immortal..."
Taoist Cihua wanted to say something, but in the end he just sighed.
"In that case, I will respectfully obey your command..."
Taoist Cihua followed Hou Lisheng to the place where the spell was cast.
…
An hour later.
In the main hall, Hou Lisheng's even more angry roar was heard!
“Ahhhh!!”
"Master Cihua, what have you done?"
"How are you, how are you..."
Facing the Immortal Emperor's questioning, Taoist Cihua wiped the cold sweat from his forehead and walked out trembling.
"Your Highness, you didn't let me finish what I was saying just now!"
"Master Xihua is my biological brother. He has been suffering from frequent urination, urgency, incomplete urination, and bifurcated urine these days, so I am here to take over..."
"This Immortal... uh, my name is only one letter different from Taoist Cihua!"
"My name is An Hua Daoist!"
Hou said sharply: ...
Everyone: …
Just by hearing the name, the true nature of this Taoist priest is basically clear!
"Then why did you stand up again just now?" Hou continued to question in a stern voice: "Why did you take on this job when you don't have the skills?"
And Taoist An Hua looked very aggrieved.
"Didn't you just say that?"
"Even if you fart, it's fine."
He spread his hands: "So I let it go."
Hou said sharply: ...
Everyone present: ...
"I spat out a mouthful of water."
"No wonder Taoist Xihua didn't allow his younger brother to attend court!"
"You're really obedient. I told you to come out and you actually did it!"
"I can no longer imagine what the world is like right now..."
Really, so angry!
After hearing this, Hou Lisheng finally let out a long sigh.
"Forget it. I admit defeat."
He showed a smile of relief after feeling helpless.
"I will go to Fairy Songxia to beg for mercy, and ask her to let the people of Liming go!"
That’s right, although what happened in the past few days was different from the original plot, the final result was the same, and it was the plot where the Immortal Emperor apologized!
In the original plot, the Immortal Emperor Hou Lisheng lowered his posture very low, apologized sincerely, and was prepared to kneel for 49 days. As a result, he successfully softened the original owner's heart and forgave him before he even knelt down.
At this time, the Immortal Emperor Hou Lisheng took the opportunity to express his love for the original owner, Fairy Songxia, which greatly moved the original owner.
In the end, she was overwhelmed with emotions and in order not to embarrass Hou Lisheng, she chose to sacrifice herself and fell into the mortal world, ending this suffering in the world.
From then on, in the legends of the world, Fairy Songxia became a household name, and her story of sacrificing her life to save the world became widely circulated. Every household made a statue of her and placed it at home to worship her every day, with constant incense burning.
The refrigerator was quite satisfied with this ending, so it decided to follow the plot seriously. So it waited quietly for the past few days, waiting for Hou Lisheng to come and apologize.
As expected, the Immortal Emperor, who looked much more haggard, soon appeared in the refrigerator.
However, this Immortal Emperor did not beg for mercy. He opened his mouth, but this mouth that was originally eloquent could not utter a single word.
So he chose a more direct way of apologizing -
Just knelt down.
He knelt obediently beside her, with his head lowered, not saying a word.
refrigerator:?
It's a little bit incomprehensible.
For a refrigerator, standing quietly in a corner is simply a normal routine, and it happens every day.
And Hou Lisheng folded himself up at his knees and stood in the corner -
Is it the COSplay refrigerator?
Or performance art?
The refrigerator didn't understand, so it secretly observed the sharp sound and was prepared to remain unchanged in the face of any change.
Until he spoke loudly and couldn't hold it anymore.
"Fairy Songxia, you have such a cruel heart. Your husband has been kneeling here, apologizing to you for 10 days, and you haven't said a word?"
Hou knelt on the ground with a resentful tone.
Refrigerator:!!!
apologize?
Is this considered as making amends?
The refrigerator was very confused. You know, when Hou Lisheng came over ten days ago, he didn't say a word. He just folded himself aside silently. This was a routine operation for the refrigerator... Is this an apology?
Is that a bit perfunctory?
"Well, it is indeed an apology. Even kneeling down is an act of great sincerity."
"Yes, but I only knelt for 10 days, which was a bit short. When my father made my mother angry, he knelt for 12 days at a time."
"Kneeling for only 12 days is nothing? My dad could kneel for 15 days!" "My brother is the best. He was caught secretly changing the test scores and kneeled for the whole summer."
"Can you please not bring this up?"
The refrigerator carefully asked its voice assistant and finally got reliable scientific advice. It also reluctantly acknowledged Hou's stern apology.
So the refrigerator also stopped its evil behavior.
And the first thing to do to get rid of the dark side is.
Repaint yourself silver.
So, in full view of everyone, facing Hou Lisheng's complicated gaze, Dianjian took out a bottle of spray paint and sprayed himself from top to bottom, returning to his original color.
Then, it turned back into a silver-white refrigerator and asked Hou Lisheng a question according to the original plot.
"Uh, you're asking me if I love you?"
Hou Lisheng was stunned for a moment, and then looked at the refrigerator with a very complicated look.
He thought for a while before answering carefully.
"Love, but..."
Hou Lisheng paused for a moment, and many things flashed through his mind, including the face of the butcher, the young lady from the Pan family, the Japanese envoy, and old man Murong.
This made him firm in his thinking.
"But cleaning up the mess... uh, saving the people is more important!"
It was so close, I almost said out my true thoughts!
"Don't hide it, we all understand."
"It's not shameful to tell the truth."
"With all the problems at Murong's house, who would want to fall in love with a refrigerator?"
In fact, while the refrigerator was asking the male protagonists whether there was love between them, in the subconscious live broadcast room, the employees of the Salvation Organization were also anxiously observing the dopamine index.
However, there were no ups and downs, which is really gratifying.
It is obvious that this year's audience cares about the people!
...Probably.
The refrigerator was obviously very satisfied with this answer, which was exactly the same as in the original plot, so it released the "fairy spirit" inside it just like in the original plot and restored everything to its original state.
Then jump down from the clouds!
boom!
Like a shooting star!
According to later records, in ancient mythology, a meteor in the shape of a refrigerator fell to the ground, which coincided with the oral legend of "Fairy Songxia sacrificed herself to save the world."
The mortals imitated the appearance of the Songxia Fairy and made clay sculptures. After worshipping them every day, they unexpectedly discovered that the clay sculptures could be used to refrigerate food, which greatly facilitated the lives of the ancient people!
People believed that this was a gift from the fairy Songxia, and passed down the method of making refrigerators.
It was not until later generations that modern people invented the compass, papermaking, movable type printing, gunpowder, and refrigerators.
They are collectively known as the "Five Great Inventions" of ancient times.