Chapter 71-70° Does My Beloved Concubine Need to Be Freezed? (2)

"Subconscious projection is ready!"

"Projecting——"

『Connected to the TV series "The Concubine in the Cold Palace"』

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The capital of the Dahao Kingdom.

Ice House.

In the early hours of the night, the sound of a woman crying with joy was heard in the inner courtyard of the Bing Mansion.

"The young lady is awake!"

"The young lady's fever has subsided, so she must be fine!"

Bing Xiang, the 5-year-old only daughter of the Bing family, accidentally fell into the water while playing three days ago. After being rescued, she was in a coma for three whole days and suffered terrible complications.

Yes, it is a very terrible complication.

Specific symptoms include:

It became a cuboid.

Become hard.

Four small wheels grew out.

Start preserving and refrigerating...

That’s right, at the moment the subconscious live broadcast room began, the refrigerator that got the heroine’s script “took over” the little girl.

But when the refrigerator came into this world, the first things it saw were crying women.

Outside the room, a rough and excited male voice was heard.

"Xiang'er is awake? God bless you, haha, come and let daddy hug you!"

General Bing, who was supervising the barracks, walked in hurriedly without even taking off his armor. As soon as he entered the door, he saw this scene -

It was a standard ancient boudoir, with antique furniture and ancient calligraphy and paintings hanging on the walls. On a wooden bed, a very modern double-door refrigerator was placed flat on top, and covered with a small pink satin quilt embroidered with flowers and butterflies.

Such a bizarre and terrifying scene scared the group of new viewers who had just fallen asleep and entered the subconscious live broadcast room for the first time.

"Did I wake up too early or sleep too late? Why did I see a refrigerator...lying on the bed?"

"All the women around here are wearing banners. Wow, this is a Qing Dynasty refrigerator!"

"I know that in this day and age, having a refrigerator is a rare thing, but leaving it lying on the bed is a bit too much."

"Something's wrong... Why did that woman come over with a bowl of medicine? And she even put the medicine into the crack of the refrigerator? ? "

The woman feeding medicine is the heroine's mother, Liu. Her face is full of kindness and her eyes are filled with tears. She reaches out her hand and gently touches the refrigerator.

"It's good that you woke up, it's good that you woke up, I thought I would never see you again."

General Bing also rushed over and hugged the refrigerator.

"Haha, dear daughter, let me play your favorite high-throwing game with you again!"

After saying that, Dad Bing used both hands to try to lift the refrigerator, but he failed the first time. He was stunned, then he concentrated his energy and barely lifted the refrigerator a little!

At this moment, Bing Qilin, the eldest son of the Bing family, who was also a child nearby and was wiping his tears, also rushed forward and threw himself on the refrigerator.

The family of four hugged each other, and the scene looked very warm.

"It's incredible. A woman with a banner, a general in armor, a boy dressed as a scholar, and a refrigerator mixed in there. How can it not look out of place?!"

"I actually feel that a refrigerator can feel the warmth of a family? !"

"The most excited person should be the father. Look, his face is all red."

"Look carefully upstairs. When the boy rushed over, the refrigerator fell and hit his feet."

"My face is red from pain."

After playing this heartwarming and touching scene, the picture slowly faded away. Obviously, when the plot developed to this point, an advanced editing technique was used to slowly describe the heroine's gradual growth.

Scene 1:

In order to appease the panic of the heroine who fell into the water, the Bing family took out the cloth awarded by the emperor and made clothes for the child. Several women who were good at making clothes walked to the refrigerator, measured left and right for a long time, and finally made a few square cheongsams with a blank face...

Scene 2:

In order to make their daughter healthier, Bing's parents decided to let Bing Xiang and their son Bing Qilin learn martial arts from their master to strengthen their bodies.

In that era, the status of the master was still very high. Even though this new student was the only legitimate daughter and the only daughter of the Bing family, he still planned to give her a warning and let her practice horse stance.

For a refrigerator, horse stance is indeed an impossible task to accomplish.

Refrigerator, furtively glanced at his brother Bing Qilin beside him, wondering how he could make such a bow-legged posture like humans.

Is it necessary to remove a few of the lower freezer drawers?

The outer panels of the refrigerator are all made of metal, and it is basically impossible to bend them.

A chopstick can be bent.

But a refrigerator cannot.

But in the eyes of the martial arts master, this scene was indeed an attitude of non-violent non-cooperation, which made the martial arts master frown immediately.

"Oh, don't think that I will spoil you just because you are a young lady! Hardships are inevitable when practicing martial arts. If you give up now, you will never achieve great things!"

After saying that, he stretched out his foot and wanted to kick the refrigerator behind the knee at the bend of the leg, making him assume a horse stance.

However--

Duang!!!!

It was the sound of flesh hitting metal.

The martial arts master immediately shouted loudly, holding his foot which was beginning to become red and swollen, and jumped on one leg continuously on the spot.

"Do you know the pain when your little toe is hit by the corner of the coffee table? It really hurts so much that you can just cover it with a white cloth and push it away."

"I didn't bump into it, but I stepped on the Lego that my son threw on the ground with my bare feet..."

"Don't say anything, I'm already starting to feel pain just from reading these words."

Soon, the martial arts master stopped jumping on one leg with his feet hugged. Instead, he limped to the refrigerator and patted the refrigerator door with great satisfaction.

"A genius! He is truly a martial arts genius!"

"With such a physical fitness, it is really perfect to practice Iron Shirt and Golden Bell Cover!"

"I'll teach you martial arts right away!"

"Master, do you want to see what you are doing?"

"Teaching a refrigerator martial arts, how did such a bizarre thing develop?"

The martial arts master obviously took out his best tricks and carefully taught the refrigerator how to exercise.

But unfortunately, the teaching only lasted for a few days because the weather turned cold. The Bing family felt sorry for their daughter and stopped her from studying.

Act III:

The Bing family began to let the refrigerator learn some little girl's household things indoors, and hired a few maids to teach the rules.

The mother-in-law from the palace who came this time looked somewhat similar to Madam Rong. When she was serious, her face was full of flesh and she looked ferocious, but her attitude towards teaching was very dedicated and she never slacked off for the slightest.

"Miss Bing, as the daughter of a large family, you must learn to wear these embroidered shoes with flower pot soles."

After saying that, the nanny took out a pair of embroidered shoes with flower pot soles, then squatted down and put them on the two front wheels of the refrigerator.

"I still can't believe it. I actually dreamed about a refrigerator wearing shoes."

"You're still wearing crotch bottoms."

When the nanny squatted down, she looked carefully at the two front wheels of the refrigerator with a confused expression.

In that era, there was a feudal custom called "foot binding", which artificially and forcibly made girls' feet smaller. It was a backward aesthetic that was extremely harmful.

But in that era, this bad habit was still very common.

But this was the first time this nanny had seen someone’s feet wrapped into wheels.

"Miss Bing, these... these three-inch golden lotus are really unique."

The wheels of the refrigerator are really too small, just the ordinary-sized universal wheels with a diameter of no more than 10 cm.

This size is quite shocking even in the foot binding world.

The nanny's mouth twitched subconsciously. What kind of space compression technology is this that can shrink the feet to such a small size?

『foot.zip』

"I think this nanny must be wondering in her heart whether this limb has been amputated."

This passing comment might have revealed the truth. The nanny couldn't help herself and reached out her hand to touch the small wheel of the refrigerator.

Rolling...

The small wheel instantly started moving and began to spin.

Mammy: !!!

She was so frightened that she froze in place. He had only touched her lightly, but she didn't expect that this foot... could actually spin?!

"You've never seen it before? This is a flower-shaking foot!"

"We already have the term craftsman, so why can't we have a foot artist?"

"Are you afraid of the compression golden lotus that rotates 10 times per second?"

Because this scene was too weird, the nanny slapped herself in the face, calmed herself down, took a deep breath, and then let the refrigerator walk a few steps wearing the flowerpot bottom to try.

So the nanny and all the servants gathered on both sides and watched the refrigerator walk together with the audience in the live broadcast room.

The refrigerator slightly adjusted its standing posture, leaning slightly backward, placing its center of gravity on the two rear wheels, while the two front wheels that were put on the bottom of the flower pot were off the ground and did not touch the ground.

So the refrigerator turned its rear wheels like a cart, wearing a flowerpot bottom, and performed a walking show for everyone.

"good!"

Mammy was the first to applaud.

"She walks steadily, without any sway at all, quite like a lady from a noble family!"

"Steady! Miss Bing is so steady!"

The refrigerator fell into deep thought.

It turns out that in ancient times, the benchmark of a truly steady and dignified lady... was something like a refrigerator?

The refrigerator never thought that it would be called the role model of a noble family.

"That's nonsense! It has wheels! Of course it's stable!"

"Wait, this seems to be a palace drama called "The Concubine in the Cold Palace". I noticed that the brother of this family seems to be called Bing Qilin!"

"That's true...but why is the heroine in it a refrigerator?"

The audience in the subconscious live broadcast room finally realized the problem, but the refrigerator had no idea what was happening in the barrage and was still learning the skill scene by scene.

For example, in Act 4, we learn music, chess, calligraphy and painting.

Qin:

The refrigerator opened its two doors and used the corners of the doors to scratch the strings of the guzheng, making sounds.

chess:

The refrigerator woke up the internal voice speaker assistant and downloaded an AlphaGo Go app. After that… after defeating all the opponents, there was nothing else.

Book:

I used the refrigerator door to clamp the brush, and copying books was very smooth.

painting:

Same as above.

The days passed by like a diary, and the camera changed perspectives rapidly. Soon, the refrigerator turned into a graceful young lady in the eyes of other characters in the play.

Bing family's elder brother, Bing Qilin, also made great contributions on the battlefield, making the Bing family prosperous!

At this time, after the new emperor took office, the first draft began...