When a Refrigerator Got the Female Lead Script

(The protagonist is a refrigerator, does not transform into a human, and has no CP.)

Several mysteriously appearing romance TV dramas, carrying a large amount of "love virus," turned ...

Chapter 79-78° Does my beloved concubine need to be frozen? (10)

Chapter 79-78° Does my beloved concubine need to be frozen? (10)

Can also be an adjective.

But it is obvious that the state of the refrigerator at this moment is both.

If a normal person suddenly falls into water, he or she will inevitably struggle, stretching his or her arms and legs, and shouting for help. This is the state of most people.

Just like a refrigerator, once it gets water in it, it will become a corpse...

Haven't heard of it yet.

So the scene was extremely weird.

The refrigerator rose and fell in the river like a soulless corpse, lying quietly on its back with its double doors facing the concubines.

It was as if he was memorizing their faces so that he could turn into a ghost and take revenge later.

It's very frightening.

But there is nothing wrong with its appearance. After all, as a large double-door refrigerator, if it falls into the water and cannot save itself, it will only become garbage that pollutes water resources.

"Haha, the fish in this river are really big."

"This fish is very square, haha."

"My dear sisters, I have a sudden eye disease and can't see anything. Please let me be blind for 5 minutes and then come back to drink tea with you sisters."

"Me too, I suddenly remembered that the stove was not extinguished when I went out, so I'll go back and put out the fire first."

As the concubines shirked responsibility and turned a blind eye, the refrigerator continued to go with the flow.

Arrived outside the grandest hall.

Compared to the back garden, it was much quieter there, and one could vaguely feel a serious sense of oppression.

This place does not belong to the harem, but to the previous dynasty.

Although it is morning now, the emperor of this era would get up at four or five in the morning to attend court. Now it is six or seven in the morning, which is exactly the time of the Xia Dynasty.

However, the memorials submitted today were all good news, so Yuchi Xingyao, who was wearing the dragon robe, looked in a very good mood.

"My dear ministers, it is spring now and the flowers are blooming. Why don't you follow me to the moat to enjoy the spring scenery?"

The moat that Yuchi Xingyao mentioned was the part that passed through the back garden. It was very close, and many ministers would pass by there after retiring from court and would stop to admire it.

Hearing that the emperor had such a refined taste, the ministers naturally would not spoil the fun over such a small matter and nodded in praise.

After all, in this imperial city, if there is one best-built garden, it must be the spring scenery hidden in this palace.

So following the emperor's footsteps, a group of ministers stood beside the pure white marble fence, feeling the spring breeze, and looked at the pool of spring water with their hands behind their backs.

"Haha, it's worthy of being a royal garden. This scenery... I am impressed!"

As the male protagonist of this article, the civil and military ministers under Yuchi Xingyao are all good officials, and they will speak impartially in the court, but in matters like this, they will flatter their leaders, which is also human nature.

So many ministers stroked their beards and expressed their praises.

"On the clear water, a few magnolia petals float, just like a boat floating in the air. This elegant feeling should be floated in the sky!"

"Yes, yes, although we are downstream, it is also unique and elegant to watch the petals floating on the water!"

"This petal... let me guess, could it be a crabapple petal?"

"I recognize one, the yellow one is the petal of the winter jasmine!"

"Hahaha, I don't understand flowers. I only know that there are koi fish under the undercurrent!"

"It is really a trickle of spring, spring cannot be hidden, just by looking at the water, you can find traces of spring!"

"Those are single cherry blossom petals floating down from upstream, right?"

"Yes, yes, look, my sister is floating down from upstream too."

“Haha… ah?”

The minister who subconsciously wanted to agree was like a crowing rooster whose throat was suddenly grabbed, and all the following words were stuck in his throat.

"Hmm? Wha…what?"

The Ice Qilin who casually said this was also stunned after he finished speaking. He stood there in a daze for three seconds and suddenly jumped up.

"Fuck!"

"The one floating down from above is really my sister!"

Under the stunned gaze of all the ministers, a refrigerator floated quietly and motionlessly along the water, like a piece of driftwood.

The Bing family is known for having two generals in one family, with father and son fighting together. So in this team, there is not only Major General Bing Qilin, but also Old General Bing is standing here!

As an elderly person, his ability to withstand stress and his hearing were not very good. General Bing was originally following at the back, trembling. When he heard the minister in front say that there were flower petals in the water, he squeezed through the crowd and wanted to get closer to take a look.

As a result, he just pushed the stiffened ministers away and looked down into the water, and he happened to see the refrigerator floating in front of him. General Bing's expression at first:

The expressions of General Bing and Refrigerator when they looked at each other:

╭(°A°`)╮

He stared at the refrigerator as if he was watching it, and it slowly floated past him... floated past...

Then I finally realized what was happening.

Ice General: Σ(っ°Д°;)っ

Didn’t they say that the things floating in the water are flower petals?

How did he see his own daughter floating past?

ah?

ah! !

Then, a huge amount of information instantly flooded into his brain, causing the old general to stiffen instantly, and then he fell straight back!

Behind him, several civil officials hurriedly caught him.

"Wake up, Master Bing!"

"You...you are mistaken!"

In order to calm General Bing's current anxious state, several civil officials tried to tell white lies.

"The girl floating in the water is not your daughter!"

"Wake up quickly!"

Sure enough, this sentence was very effective. When General Bing heard it, he immediately opened his eyes.

"Ah? The one floating in the water you said wasn't my daughter?"

The well-intentioned minister was about to nod when he heard General Bing continue to question.

"If it's not my daughter, then could it be that the one floating in the water is your daughter?"

"Oh my, how pitiful!"

The minister: -_-#

How can you, an old and disrespectful person, talk like that?

He was clearly trying to comfort the old man, so why did he bring up his own daughter?

Suddenly, the minister didn't want to be a good person anymore. He helped General Bing up and made his head look towards the water.

"See for yourself!"

The moment he saw the water surface, General Bing's body stiffened again, his eyes rolled back, and he passed out with a burp!

This this this——

It wasn't just his daughter floating in the water!

He's still floating and hitting me!

This time he fainted completely.

But it’s not anyone else’s fault. Seeing his own sister fall into the water, Bing Qilin, as a brother, naturally jumped into the water to save her.

Seeing the Ice Qilin go into the water and stand in the main seat, Yuchi Xingyao, who was stunned and didn't react, rubbed his eyes and realized what was happening.

Let him stroke it!

He just wanted to invite the ministers to come and admire the river!

As a result, the river watched.

The concubine Piaozi was also watching the river water!

When he saw Old Man Bing lying straight on the shore with his chest being pressed down for rescue, Yuchi Xingyao felt his scalp go numb!

What is this?!

Why did his wife emerge from the water? Let’s not talk about that for now. What’s more important is how to deal with this matter afterwards? How to explain it next?

We must give the Bing family an explanation!

On the other side, the Ice Qilin who was soaking in the water was obviously not a good swimmer. Moreover, he went into the water directly without warming up, so he got cramps before he could adapt!

Driven by the instinct to survive, he slapped the water surface vigorously with his arms.

"Why does he look like the one who's drowning?"

"Huh? He jumped in so confidently just now, but he can't swim?"

"Brother-in-law, can you do it? If not, just learn from your father and lie down on the shore and keep pumping! "

The Ice Qilin kept struggling, slapping the water with his hands, as if trying to find strength to support himself. Suddenly, he touched something square, and immediately, as if he had found a life-saving straw, he grabbed on to it with both hands to prevent himself from sinking.

Because his movements were too violent, the thing he was holding in the water was floating up and down due to his strength, sometimes above the water surface and sometimes below the water surface.

Bing Qilin's half-baked swimming ability made it impossible for him to open his eyes. He only felt a gasp from the shore when he pressed down.

One could faintly hear the ministers talking among themselves.

"Fuck, you beast!"

"You said you were saving someone, but you ended up pushing your own sister into the water, right?"

"Could he have done this on purpose?"

"That shouldn't be the case, right? He has no motive to do this?!"

In the eyes of this group of ministers, General Bing Qilin cruelly swam to his drowning sister, and then pushed her into the water again and again. As soon as her head appeared, he pushed her back into the water. The scene was extremely cruel!

But the emperor still knew that this kind of thing was impossible. Bing Qilin could not harm his sister. On the contrary, he was a sister-con!

And he also knew that the Ice Qilin's water ability was really average.

So Yuchi Xingyao reacted and patted his brain which had stopped working due to excessive shock, and decided to find a guard who could swim to go into the water and fish the two people out.

Just as he was about to give the order, there was a sudden cry from the shore.

"Ahhh, General Bing! Wake up! Don't scare me!"

"General Bing, why are you so angry? It's just two of your own children falling into the water. Are you so anxious that you're dying?"

"Yes, yes, you are still strong and vigorous, you can still reproduce!"

Emperor Yuchi Xingyao felt a tingling sensation on his scalp.

Shit, General Bing… is dead?

So anxious???

Yuchi Xingyao took a deep breath and felt that the previous plan was no longer feasible.

So he rolled up his sleeves and trouser legs, and then -

With a plop!

I jumped down too!

He had to jump! If he didn't jump, the Bing family would have no explanation!

On the other hand, the refrigerator was pushed into water again and again, and it seemed that this could not go on any longer.

It prepared to COS a lifebuoy to save its so-called brother.

But--

But what happened?

Why did the male protagonist fall into the water in the blink of an eye?

At this moment, the refrigerator suddenly faced a huge philosophical and emotional problem!

My brother and husband fell into the water at the same time.

Who to save first?!