CompletedAfter a failed entrepreneurial venture, Sang Jueqian inherited her grandfather's grocery store, only to discover that the store's window led to ancient times!
On the first day of opening, Sang Jueqian pushed open the window and saw not the familiar city moat, but a pale, handsome prince.
The prince explained that Tingzhou had suffered a three-year drought, countless people had starved to death, resorting to cannibalism, and plagues were rampant. He wanted to buy water and food from her.
Sang Jueqian spread her arms: "Feel free to pick anything in the grocery store! Excellent quality and affordable prices!"
Sang Jueqian also taught the prince how to build vegetable greenhouses, helped him purchase solar panels, showed him how to drill deep wells for water, and bought drought-resistant seeds for him.
Sang Jueqian, immersed in this real-life farming simulation game, gradually realized that things were becoming extraordinary.
"Qianqian, vegetables have grown in the greenhouses you taught me to build. Would you like to taste them?"
"Qianqian, the deep well you taught me to dig now yields warm water. Would you like to try it?"
"Qianqian, the weapons created from your designs are exquisitely ingenious and incredibly powerful. I have already used them to conquer the empire. Would you like to come and see?"
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My name is Li Junyan. In the spring of the 30th year of Wandao, I was exiled to Tingzhou. At that time, Tingzhou had endured a three-year drought, with no harvest, floating corpses everywhere, a true hell on earth.
The day I arrived in Tingzhou, sitting in a dilapidated and dusty study, a pair of fair, slender hands suddenly pushed open the window before me, offering me clean, clear water. It quenched Tingzhou's drought and also nourished my withered heart.
From that day on, I dug wells and farmed, accumulated grain and recruited talent, raised an army, returned to Chang'an, and seized the throne.
With all the world's tribute, I welcomed Qianqian's arrival.
CompletedThe First Empress of Great Yan transmigrated. As soon as she opened her eyes, she found herself transformed into an 18th-tier female celebrity of the same name, participating in a wilderness survival variety show.
Netizens scoffed: "Is there no threshold for this variety show anymore? Any old rando can participate?" Su Yangyang meekly replied: "I truly lack ability."
However, the camera quickly shifted—revealing her reclaiming wasteland for farming, setting traps, building wooden huts, spearing fish bare-handed, climbing trees to pick fruits, tearing wild boars apart by hand, weaving fishing nets, and identifying medicinal herbs by scent... The show's entertainment value instantly soared! Netizen 1 exclaimed: "This is what you call lacking ability???" Netizen 2 cheered: "Sister Yang is the GOAT!!!"
Yet, on this journey of continuous impressive displays, she was accompanied by a sickly Film Emperor, who would often appear fragile and seek comfort in her arms. Su Yangyang mused: "Men are truly annoying." Until one day, Film Emperor Bo covered the camera, completely abandoning his usual sickly demeanor, and directly pinned her against the wall, kissing her. The next day, the bullet comments propelled Su Yangyang to the trending topics. Su Yangyang tried to explain: "It was a mosquito bite, a misunderstanding." Film Emperor Bo retweeted: "@SuYangyang. I heard my name is 'Mosquito' now?" That night, the entire internet crashed.
This book is also known as: "How I Turned Wilderness Survival into a Romance Variety Show", "What to Do When a Yandere Film Emperor Wants a Hundred Kisses a Day", and "Can a Man Who Acts Too Much Be Poisoned?"
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