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One day, Dongfang Mian's bloodline was stolen, and she was abandoned in the wilderness. Unexpectedly, she awakened a supreme bloodline with all attributes. What incredible luck!

Returning with full force, she completely crushed the vicious mother and daughter. She initially wanted to keep a low profile and cultivate peacefully, but she didn't expect...

She casually picked up a book, and a god-level skill settled in her Sea of Consciousness. She randomly opened a pill furnace, and top-grade pills had already drawn their own patterns. She merely drew an array formation, yet it transported her to the treasure chamber of a supreme secret realm.

As for a certain arrogant young man she casually picked up: Someone Lin declared, "The ancient Phoenix Perch Wood is only fit to be my foot basin."

Someone Mian replied, "Alright then. I originally wanted to use it to build a bed. If you don't like it, Sister Orange and I can sleep on the floor." Something Lin then said, "Wait... This lord's waist has been strained recently and needs a hard bed to sleep on." Again, Something Lin remarked, "Where did this beggar beast come from? Throw it out quickly!" Someone Mian responded, "Ah Hua, ignore him. Come to Mommy, Mommy will take you to bathe." Something Lin mused, "...That flower, let Father help too." Finally, Something Lin instructed, "Don't always resort to violence; learn to coexist peacefully with the people of the God Realm." A subordinate then commented, "...The God Lord just sent people to pick up Mrs. for a flower viewing again." Something Lin raged, "Summon the troops! Conquer the God Realm as soon as possible to turn it into Madame's backyard!"

In the 21st century, beauty blogger Sang Jiang, after finishing her stream, cursed a certain brainless author a few times and unexpectedly transmigrated into a tragic female supporting character in the author's book.

Her scumbag ex-boyfriend cheated with her pure and innocent sister and broke off their engagement? That's fine, she'll marry his uncle instead!

Her heartless father forced her into palace scheming for a higher position? The palace concubines begged for palace scheming? The ruthless emperor wanted her to bear his heir?

But the empress only wanted to live as a salted fish (a slacker).

"Your Majesty, Her Highness the Empress kicked the Empress into the lotus pond!" the eunuch reported, trembling.

Long Jingchen frowned, "Oh, then find another one."

"Your Majesty, Her Highness has taken the Noble Consort back to her maiden home again!" the little palace maid stood by, trembling.

Long Jingchen said, "Oh, then go ask the Prime Minister if he needs a live-in son-in-law."

"Your Majesty, Her Highness declared she's going to have a baby with the Grand Tutor..."

"How dare she!"

[1v1, pure relationship]

Qian Duoduo, a renowned physician from the 21st century, has transmigrated into a new life!

Her mother was an unfavored concubine in the cold palace who died during childbirth. Shortly after her birth, she was nearly harmed by treacherous individuals.

She thought her good days would be short-lived, but then the Empress Dowager, who held great power, embraced Qian Duoduo and declared, "I will personally raise this child."

Later, she was cherished by the Empress Dowager, doted upon by the ruthless and venomous Emperor, and paraded around by her scholarly elder brothers who cared little for worldly affairs.

"Granddaughter, I bestow this whip upon you. It can strike down a tyrannical ruler and beat down sycophantic officials!"

"Daughter, tomorrow is your birthday. Your father, the Emperor, bestows this entire empire upon you!"

"Duoduo, which young master catches your eye? Your imperial brother will snatch him for you!"

"Princess, do you fancy this old minister's son?"

A daughter from a prominent family is desired by many, yet the daughter of the Yong family is sought by none. Noble families consider her nouveau riche and vulgar, while scholarly houses pride themselves on their refined lineage.

I'll sort through the dried medicinal herbs in the courtyard. Hmph, who needs their approval anyway.

The maidservants and old women guarding the gate quickly rushed to report: "County Princess, the young master from next door has come again, and the pair of wild geese he brought seems to have put on more weight."

Longevity supports my ambition, I will be complacent until I reach the peak.

Everyone cultivates seeking longevity, but Gu Xuan...

Cultivating is impossible, I can only be complacent like this.

Unexpectedly, the sect where he is located is holding a disciple recruitment conference, and Gu Xuan officially activates the strongest invincible disciple-raising system!

Recruit disciples?!

Oh no, why did such troublesome things find me?

System!

You, you don't come near me!

I just want to lie flat.

I don't want to compete, I just want to be a salted fish and lie down!

Gu Xuan: (????)...

...

One after another disciple appearing made Gu Xuan walk further and further on the path of lying flat and slacking off...

Years later, Gu Xuan, the foremost slacker of the Tianxuan Continent, suddenly discovers that all his disciples have become Immortal Emperors!

Eldest disciple: Millions of immortals in the heavens bow their heads before my master.

Second disciple: If my master were not born, eternal night would reign!

Third disciple: Who stands at the end of the immortal path? Seeing my master makes the Dao empty!

Fourth disciple: My master is truly too steady!

Fifth disciple: At the peak of immortality, proud of the world, where my master is, there is the sky!

...

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Lin Weiwei from Mercury accidentally came to Earth, determined to become an ordinary college student and find a way back to Mercury.

As a result, one hour after arriving on Earth, she casually bought a lottery ticket and won five million...

Two hours after arriving on Earth, she unexpectedly became a top student...

N days after arriving on Earth, she was doted on by the entire class...

Later, she made a mistake, and the principal was furious and wanted to expel her, but Lin Weiwei refused to agree no matter what.

"Come on, why can't our school expel you?"

"Because I am a top student, first in academics, first in appearance, first in ability. Moreover, Mangxing University will be under my protection from now on!"

Lin Weiwei said domineeringly, but everyone treated her as a joke.

Many people couldn't stand her arrogance, especially the school bully Xiao Se, who repeatedly challenged her limits.

In the end, he was beaten into a pig's head. Seeing everyone surrounding her and calling her 'Goddess', Xiao Se followed behind timidly, calling out, "Wifey."

Since life has started over,

Why not choose the person who wholeheartedly loves me in this life?

I missed your love in the previous life,

This life, I will hold on tight.

To put it plainly, after rebirth, I will abandon the scumbag, hold onto the loyal one, and then put on a seductive posture and wait to be devoured with tsundere pride.

【1v1, Doted On, Fiery! Awesome! Sweet!】

Second Master Jin indulges in worldly pleasures, his life motto being simply to have fun. When a certain cat lunges at him, he lightly dodges, "Sorry, I'm allergic to cats."

Hell Girl Cat, she emerges from the abyss, only to seek her 'Jin,' saying, "All humans are ants. Jin is not human; he is my angel."

... Later, people in the upper circles of the capital know that Second Master, who was allergic to cats, has become a devoted cat owner!

【Leveling Up, Defeating Scum, Picking Up Attachments】

Jiu Xintian, a small, struggling celebrity from a nineteenth-tier group, finally causes trouble with her strength and 'dies.' Hell Girl Cat transmigrates into her body.

From then on, the 'little celebrity' makes a comeback to become the queen of the entertainment industry! The sect master of Jingmen makes a stunning debut! She establishes the strongest business empire!

The full-level villain boss is energetic every day:

Be a good person!

Become a wealthy family member!

Raise! Ah! Jin!

But why are there more and more leg attachments? Hey, aren't you all great figures?

Spoiled younger brother: "Sister, the trophy is yours, the bonus is yours; you raise me."

Cold President brother: "Sister, all the company shares are yours, I'll earn money for you; you raise me."

Rock star sister: "Sister, all the tour income is yours; you raise me."

And the heirs of these mysterious families?

"Let's be honest, Sister-in-law Er; we don't want to work hard anymore. Please raise us."

... Second Master Jin: "Heh, as long as I am alive, all of you are just scum."

【The author is a seasoned serious writer; sweet romance and plot are equally weighted, with a touch of fantasy. Enjoy!^_^】

The synopsis: Xie Jiaoyue transmigrated into the role of a love-struck cannon fodder in a male-oriented Dragon King novel. In the book, she spent her life showering the male lead with money and taking sword strikes for him, becoming the richest stepping stone on his path to cultivation.

System: As the only daughter of the richest man, your main task in this life is to be a puppy dog to the male lead and spend all your allotted money.

Xie Jiaoyue: A deal like this?

And so, during their first meeting according to the plot, she spent lavishly to buy a restaurant and gift it to the Dragon King. However, she didn't receive a good look from him. Instead, she found the Dragon King to be unyielding and became enthralled.

Xie Jiaoyue bought the restaurant according to the plot.

The Dragon King spoke stubbornly according to the plot:

"A true man stands tall and proud, I don't need your charity!"

Xie Jiaoyue happily led him to the kitchen:

"Alright! From now on, all the dishes here are for brother to wash."

"From this day forward, if I have a mouthful of food, brother will have a bowl to wash!"

Dragon King: "???"

The Dragon King checked the property deed and found his name was not on it. Instead, it was... Xie Jiaoyue?

Xie Jiaoyue: "Oh, I'm just managing it for brother!"

In the original novel, the Phoenix maiden was gravely ill. The Dragon King took three spirit herbs from Xie Jiaoyue to offer her as a gift. Xie Jiaoyue rushed to visit before him, carrying a basket of spirit herbs to the Phoenix's bedside:

"I can't bear to see brother sad, so Phoenix sister, please get well soon."

Phoenix's blessing +1.

In the original novel, the Sword Master lived in seclusion in the mountains, eating simple food. The Dragon King, relying on a treasure sword gifted by Xie Jiaoyue, wanted to become his disciple. Xie Jiaoyue didn't hesitate, gathering a cartload of famous swords and delivering them to the Sword Master's estate:

"Brother's cultivation is currently low; I want to protect him. Please teach me."

Sword Master's mentorship +1.

In the original novel, the Demon King's auction house was on the verge of bankruptcy. The Dragon King attempted to acquire it at a low price for his private collection. Xie Jiaoyue arrived in advance and used a large sum of spiritual stones to purchase it at a high price:

"Brother needs these magic treasures the most. I've invested in this auction house. Spiritual stones are not an issue, develop with confidence!"

Magic treasures +1+1+1.

Later, by pretending to be love-struck, the esteemed Miss Xie cultivated immense power. With connections to various races on her left and rare treasures on her right, she was unanimously elected as the new Immortal Venerable by all major families!

After defeating the Dragon King who tried to usurp her position, Xie Jiaoyue, now firmly seated as Immortal Venerable, put down her sword and whimpered tearfully:

"If I can't get brother's love, what's the point of becoming Immortal Venerable?"

The system began to crash: ...The tasks are done, the money is spent, what happened?!

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"The Materialist Idol Doesn't Want to Ascend to the Supernatural Circle"

Tian Jin grew up under the red flag, possessing a materialist spirit. But one day, someone told him that spiritual energy had revived, fallen gods were awakening, and he should go out and see if he didn't believe it.

Under the pale full moon, a werewolf transformed, its fangs, as long as a forearm, reflecting blood-red light.

Tian Jin immediately called the police: "Reporting someone for walking their dog without a leash."

After hanging up, he petted the dog's head: "Good boy, don't run off next time."

The three-headed Cerberus trembled: I dare not move, I can't move at all.

After entering the entertainment industry, people still told Tian Jin that the industry was full of demons and ghosts.

Backstage after a performance, sirens degenerated, their mental pollution swept the venue, and zombies surrounded them.

Tian Jin punched each paparazzi hounding his teammates, sincerely praising: "This fish tail costume is really nice, just a bit fishy."

The Siren descendant teammate blushed: He's so special, he's not affected by me at all.

At a live broadcast, an ancient fierce beast merged with the shadows, and the sound of bones cracking echoed.

Tian Jin forced it to spit out a severed finger and stuffed a lollipop into it: "Good child, you shouldn't eat trash randomly."

The Taotie, curled up in a ball: I am Taotie! How dare he!? Mmm, so sweet.

Tian Jin sighed, superstition is bad, the world is material.

The monsters trembled, and began searching: What exactly is Tian Jin?!

On the trending searches, it read: #Beast Tamer Master# #Teammate's God# #Peerless Male Mama#

Tian Jin was confused: What does 'Male Mama' mean?

The monsters said shyly: It means... you are the only true God, the Sea of Abyss, the Ancient Deity. As you wish, we are all your flesh and blood.

*

The Comprehensive Department of Special Affairs in Jing City recently sounded a Level-1 alert.

An official, terrified, reported: "Report! An unknown high-level existence has appeared, and multiple S-class pollution sources are so scared they're calling him Mom!"

The Deputy Minister, You Sujiu, watched the new top star Tian Jin in the bedroom, prepared hot water in the bathroom, and slowly wrote a directive.

"Target is extremely dangerous, requires 24-hour close monitoring. Executor: You Sujiu."

Synopsis: ◆ Notorious, aloof, and germaphobic female lead × Inept male lead who loves researching stinky food. ◆ Full subscription only costs 1.14 yuan, please support the genuine works, thank you to my benefactors!

Su Xiaotang is a secondary son of the Minister of Revenue. From childhood, he climbed trees to get bird nests and fished in rivers, acting like a wild monkey. The eunuch in charge of him gave up trying to catch him, his old legs worn out, and reported him to his primary father. The primary father saw that he was tall and strong, not at all like a boy, and immediately punished him by forbidding him from eating dinner. Su Xiaotang was so hungry that stars danced before his eyes, leaving him with no energy to tinker with his little contraptions.

Conversely, his legitimate elder brother was delicate since childhood, with skin as white as snow and a fragile, graceful demeanor. Everywhere he went, wind chimes jingled, and a sweet fragrance wafted. He spoke softly, acted with grace and propriety, and had thoroughly studied "The Book of Men" and "The Teachings for Men," making him a model of noble young men in the capital.

By comparison, the contrast was even more stark, and Su Xiaotang became even less favored by his mother. However, he didn't care, still pouring all his attention into his collection of junk. He happily imagined that if his mother and primary father finally got tired of him and kicked him out of the mansion, he could open a food stall with his savings from living frugally. Wouldn't that be wonderful?

Unexpectedly, fate had other plans. A imperial decree arrived at the Su residence, betrothing his legitimate elder brother to the Emperor's second son, Prince Rui, who was known as the "Cold-faced Yama." Rumor had it that she killed without batting an eye and suffered from extreme mysophobia, bathing four or five times a day. She once kicked away a dancing boy who tried to embrace her, claiming his face powder had dirtied her sleeve.

How could the delicate and pampered Su Yiyi endure such hardship? She immediately cried and threw a tantrum with her mother-father, absolutely refusing to marry Prince Rui. Thus, Su Xiaotang, as a substitute bridegroom, was meticulously dressed up and placed into the sedan chair.

The red candles glowed warmly. After the consummation, Prince Rui, pitying him for having not eaten a grain of rice all day, ordered food to be served. However, instead of delicacies, a bowl of lumpy, dark, steaming matter was presented, smelling as foul as swill. Yuan Mingjin frowned: "What is this?" Su Xiaotang blinked in her arms: "It's stinky tofu. I specifically taught the cook to make it. Your Highness, please try it, it's delicious." Yuan Mingjin: "..." Can she still return it now?

◆ Audience Advisory: ① 1V1 HE, female non-virgin, male virgin. It's normal for a female lead who is a prince to have had concubines and temporary partners. ② Normal physiological structure, not GB, no childbirth. ③ The title is inspired by the TV series "Mistakenly on the Bridal Sedan Chair, Married to the Right Husband," deliberately swapping "On" and "Mistakenly." ④ Friendly communication, courtesy for you and me. Reject all unfriendly behavior, such as writing guidance, personal attacks, or making assumptions about the plot just from the synopsis. Respect is mutual, thank you. Note: Synopsis written on August 25, 2025, archived. --------------------------------------------------- ◆ Pre-order 《The Immortal Master Is So Cute (Female Dominance)》 ◆ Unromantic and hardworking female lead × Ruthless and pampered male lead

As the junior sister of the Myriad Sword Sect, Wei Sheng Yi has been troubled lately. It's not for any other reason than that her senior brothers, who used to practice swordsmanship diligently from dawn till dusk and forget to eat, suddenly changed their ways one day. They stopped leaving their rooms, started adorning themselves with makeup, wearing bright colors, and chanting as if possessed, "Cute, cute..." Her senior sisters were too busy with sect affairs. If this continued, no one would play with her anymore.

After much investigation, Wei Sheng Yi discovered that Shen Xiang, a favorite of the imperial family and currently the Chancellor, had recently married the Emperor's most beloved youngest imperial son. The two souls were united. The imperial son, after pining for many years, finally had his wish granted. Overjoyed, he wrote an immortal masterpiece based on their love story: "The Domineering Chancellor Loves Me Fiercely: Where Can My Cute Husband Escape?"

The trend in Congdu set the trend for the entire Tianyuan. For a time, all the men in Tianyuan were studying what "cute" meant, why it was "cute," and how to be "cute." What exactly is this "cuteness"? Is it that important? Could it make her senior brothers abandon the swords they always regarded as their wives and kept close at all times?

Wei Sheng Yi, who started wielding a sword at age three and was now obsessed with secret weapons and mechanisms, couldn't understand. She went to find her senior brothers. Though they usually chanted so enthusiastically, when asked, they all stammered and couldn't give a clear answer. She went to find her senior sisters. Upon hearing the word "cute," they all wore helpless expressions, unanimously telling her to focus on the right path. Women have great talent in swordsmanship; they shouldn't follow the men, spending their days pondering trivial matters and wasting their precious time. As long as the sword is practiced well, there will be no shortage of cute husbands.

But she really wanted to understand what was going on! She heard that the youngest son of the Sun family, the richest man in the city, was known for his delicate cuteness, so Wei Sheng Yi went to see him... Su Jue was born from the illicit union of the Governor of Cang Prefecture and a wandering doctor. He was bullied in the mansion since childhood. His appearance improved only after he grew up. However, with his naturally fiery red hair and green eyes, he was still regarded as an anomaly and confined daily by his mother, forbidden from going out. He would look up at the towering Crabapple tree in the courtyard, his gaze meticulously tracing the branches reaching outwards, imagining the scenery beyond the high walls, day after day.

Until one ordinary noon, something unusual appeared on that tree... Su Jue originally thought he was just using Wei Sheng Yi's soft heart, treating her as a stepping stone to escape his arranged marriage and the Su mansion. But why, seeing her nuzzle against her senior brother's palm, bicker with her childhood friend, walk side-by-side with her nemesis, and save the real Young Master Sun during a monster tide, could he not help but feel jealous and resentful, wishing he could replace them? She was his wife, how could anyone else stand beside her?

He heard that she fell off a cliff during a battle with demons and has been missing ever since. His heart was shaken, and he stumbled after her—he no longer wanted freedom. Since he had already married her, even if it meant going to hell, he would accompany her on this arduous journey.