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After failing a confession, Gao Yan awakens the God-Tier Reward System.

As long as there are earnings, the system can double the return.

Upgrading the system also allows for lottery draws and stat increases.

Confessing to the goddess:

"Love me or marry me, you pick one."

"Master He, when you make me choose, can you at least put the knife down first?"

The legendary aloof and abstinent Master He, standing on a pedestal, was known for his ruthless methods, his wicked and unrestrained nature, and his disinterest in women. Yet, recently, a soft, petite woman had suddenly appeared by his side. Rumor had it she was found by Master He in the mountains, not only with an unknown identity and an ugly appearance, but also with an intelligence close to zero!

As rumors ran wild, Master He brought the little woman to public events. Only then did people realize she was the famous 'innocent flower' in the entertainment industry, with waves of anti-fans criticizing her for having no talent other than beauty!

Thus, Master He high-profilely protected his wife, saying, "My Chuchu is gentle and soft-spoken, she doesn't know how to act. Don't bully her."

As soon as he finished speaking, Mu Chuchu transformed into a skilled actress in the circle, crushing the popular 'pure and innocent' actress and becoming a 'treasure girl' in the eyes of her fans.

Master He then said, "My Chuchu has been through trauma, she's timid and easily scared, and has no special skills."

Before he could finish, Mu Chuchu's numerous amazing hidden talents were exposed by paparazzi. It turned out she was a genius in every field!

Subsequently, public opinion shifted dramatically, with everyone saying Master He and Mu Chuchu were deeply in love and about to announce their relationship!

Mu Chuchu snorted softly, "Who is deeply in love with him? I'm clearly just after his spiritual energy~"

Immediately after, Mu Chuchu tagged a certain wealthy magnate on Weibo, causing him to trend: "Please chase stars rationally, I refuse to be stalked by fans."

The entire internet was in uproar. That evening, Mu Chuchu was cornered by a 'stalker fan'.

The next day, the whole internet watched as Master He posted a photo of their sweet wedding rings: "Where did the 'stalker fan' go? This is clearly a promoted boyfriend fan!"

Multiple women, with the style of Emperor Wu of Wei. Those who like it are welcome to take a look! Please bypass if you mind!

As this is my first time writing a book, there may be some flaws! I look forward to your guidance. I will read all comments, but I may not have time to reply!

Mu Zi’an’s soul transmigrated into the son of the State-Stabilizing Duke of Great Li. His predecessor had been willing to humble himself and offer everything for love, yet all he received in return was a heartless rejection.

Lu Yunxue said, “Accepting your gifts doesn’t mean I agree to be with you.”

In a fit of anger, he triggered the Choice System.

Choice 1: Endure humiliation, silently sacrificing for love. Reward: A generational green hat.

Choice 2: Fight back directly, cutting ties once and for all. Reward: The Strength of a Fierce Tiger, a single punch carrying ten thousand jin.

Mu Zi’an decisively tore up the marriage contract in the street.

[Ding! Congratulations to the host for making a choice! Reward obtained: The Strength of a Fierce Tiger, a punch of ten thousand jin.]

[Ding! Congratulations to the host for making a choice! Summoning the number one poisonous strategist of the Three Kingdoms, Jia Xu.]

[Ding! Congratulations to the host for making a choice!]

In her previous life, Su Jin Xia was deceived and persecuted, dying miserably. Reborn, she not only seeks revenge and corrects injustices but also protects the one she loves.

However, when looking for a precious jade pendant for him, it shattered in her own hand. When visiting talented and virtuous individuals with him, she ended up scolding them away. When going out to complete a mission, her opponent turned out to be herself...

Su Jin Xia: I swear I'm treating you sincerely, can you believe me?

Shen Qian Xue: Of course I believe you. Whatever you say goes.

Su Jin Xia: One shouldn't be too blind. Even if it's me, you shouldn't believe everything. What a naive idiot!

Subordinates: What? Naive idiot? Who are you talking about? Our master? Is there some misunderstanding?

External Gao Leng CEO, internally weak and dramatic gong x Old-fashioned little white flower, actually irritable dragon shou. The CEO Fu Yanli has always believed he is the chosen one, but who can tell him why the prerequisite for becoming the chosen one is to abide by the CEO's rules?!

A full thousand pages of CEO rules, with a single sentence added at the end: All cannot be broken unless the lover insists. Getting shocked for eating sweets, getting shocked for eating snacks, getting shocked for speaking carelessly, getting shocked for lying.

One day, a new secretary suddenly appeared by his side, and then he saw some bullet comments that did not belong to this world. [Scum gong, cheap shou! The author is unethical! [Stomp][Stomp][Stomp][Stomp]]. [Irritable Yaozu gong, immortal turtle shou, please lock it in! [Rose][Rose][Rose]]. [The author said she would revise the text, but the first half has no problems at all, don't change it randomly! How did you change the gong into a double-door refrigerator! [Stomp][Stomp][Stomp]].

At the same time, the tragic CEO discovered that the white moonlight forcibly given to him was a transmigrator, constantly plotting to steal his corner. A bunch of crazy bullet comments could not provide any method to break through the situation. His destined person has a script and plans to kill him. The CEO rules also restricted his actions, and he lived in fear every day.

What to do? What to do? But he didn't know that Xu Wenci, the secretary, could not only see bullet comments but also had a golden finger that the CEO didn't have—the script. At the same time, he was less restricted by persona than the CEO. Xu Wenci planned to kill the destined person.

After his 101st abandonment of the plan, Fu Yanli from his previous life returned. CEO Rules: 1. The CEO must wear a suit at all times, except when sleeping. 2. The CEO cannot wear long johns. 3. The CEO does not like to eat sweets, and can only take a small bite when his lover offers sweet food. Furthermore, after eating it, he must not show an expression of enjoyment, but must frown and ask his lover why they like sweet things.

4. The CEO must warm his lover's hands in his palms during winter and put them in his own pockets. 5. The CEO cannot wear a down jacket, or he will die the next second. 6. The CEO cannot use a straw unless his lover insists. 7. The CEO has a doctor friend, and the CEO will die immediately if the doctor friend is not available at any moment.

8. The CEO has a stomach problem but does not eat on time. 01 The secretary's desk always has a small piece of cake on it every day. The secretary likes sweets. Then, what about the third rule of the CEO's manual... Fu Yanli felt like he had come back to life and began to pursue his little secretary Xu Wenci with great fanfare. After the president circled his desk five times, Xu Wenci finally couldn't help but ask, "President, is there something you need?"

"Nothing," the president coughed lightly. "Just a routine inspection." "President, if you want to eat this cake, I can buy you one. I've already eaten this one." "No." The president refused without hesitation, and in the next second, he said something that would end Xu Wenci's career: "I want to pursue you." Xu Wenci saw the president's gaze occasionally glance at the cake on his desk, and he threw the cake into the trash can, smiling, "Okay, let's give it a try." 02 After Xu Wenci punched the market department manager... Fu Yanli: If you hit him, you can't hit me~ Bullet comments: [Can the shou beat the gong to death with one punch? The gong seems a bit unconvinced.] [I want the shou to beat the author to death with one punch.] Fu Yanli: Whimper, they are slandering me. Fu Yanli hid in a corner, whimpering, his destined person is about to be snatched away.

03 Fu Yanli narrowed his eyes, quietly watching the dripping bloody sharp knife in Xu Wenci's hand. Xu Wenci ultimately killed him. But the culprit's hands were trembling. See you in the next world. At that time, I will forget this memory. So, will you love me?

Tip: 1. Funny sweet pastry (possibly early stage), double clean. 2. First half from the gong's perspective, second half from the shou's perspective. 3. Revisions are all complete, content will not be changed further, except for typos that may have been missed. 4. In the CEO world, some logic may not make sense; this is uniformly explained as a script mechanism, the rules of the CEO world. Both gong and shou are good boys; human setting issues are my own problems. 5. Early stage has more bullet comments. Later stage has fewer bullet comments, accounting for about 5%. 6. Always 1v1, no third party, no love triangle.

Next pre-sale: Husband Says He Wants to Sleep Early Again and Again (Opening by the end of November at the latest) Surface gentle and obedient, internally sulky and stomping rabbit shou VS Surface cunning and sinister, internally spoiled and beautiful fox gong (actually self-abased and devoted husband). Xu Zhixian discovered that his nine-year marriage seemed to be heading for a crossroads. The daily punctual reports became perfunctory, the balloon flowers in the vase gradually withered, and the sticky notes often stuck on the bedside were all torn off.

[Gong likes Shou so much, why doesn't he express his love to Shou? Even if they are married, expressing love is very important. [Confused][Frown]]. [Heh, no matter how many tricks old men have, they can't compare to the good looks of young people [Tease][Tease][Tease]]. The newly appearing bullet comments deepened Xu Zhixian's suspicion. He asked his husband if he was uncomfortable, and got the answer that he wanted to sleep early.

(Gong's perspective 1, 2, 3) 01 He is afraid of his gradually loosening skin, afraid of the fine lines that may appear at the corners of his eyes, he is afraid of the young and beautiful faces outside, and he is afraid of saying topics that are increasingly out of sync with his lover's thoughts. He is no longer young.

[I remember this is a text with a changing gong, why hasn't Shou divorced his ex-husband yet? [Scratching head][Scratching head][Scratching head]]. [They will divorce in a year [Smile]]. [I remember the ex-husband is five years older than Shou, and the gong is five years younger than Shou. Isn't the old man going crazy with jealousy [Hahaha][Schadenfreude]]. He is no longer young, and a young boy has appeared next to his lover.

02 He brings lunch boxes to his lover. His lover hides under a young boy's umbrella, smiling brightly. He dare not ask. [Is that the gong? [Like][Like][Like]]. [As expected, it's much better than that old man [Cheer][Cheer][Cheer]]. 03 Gurgle, gurgle, the thick soup is boiling, with small bubbles rising. He stands in the kitchen, holding a cleaver. Don't force me. Crack! The cleaver slams on the cutting board, and the bone is cleanly chopped. He wipes the blood off his face and takes off his apron. He should go pick up his lover from work. Today, no one should bother him.

Tip: 1. Self-abased devoted husband vs thick-skinned. 2. The bullet comments seen by gong and shou are different. The bullet comments seen by shou are that the gong (actually the new lover in the book) loves him very much, and the bullet comments seen by the gong are that shou has fallen in love with someone else. 3. Shou Xu Zhixian is twenty-nine, gong Lin Min is thirty-four. Content tags: Strong, Fantasy Space, Anti-routine, White Moonlight, Salvation, Bullet Comments. Fu Yanli Xu Wenci Yi Pei. One-sentence summary: [Main text completed] Hide in my windpipe. Vision: Break the old and establish the new, live a good life.

There are consequences to being a traitorous official.

First: Being born into a loyal official's family. She felt out of place and uncomfortable all over.

Second: Following her loyal official father into exile. Being a loyal official is really not a human's job; she had never been exiled even when she was a traitorous official!

Third: Being forced to protect the loyal official's family. Heavens, are you doing this on purpose?

Fourth: Forget it, I won't say anymore, all the tears shed are from speaking too much!

Let's do this!

Transmigrated to become a mountain bandit? Well, it's like returning to my old profession. The mountain stronghold was as poor as could be, so we could only start developing the land to achieve a comfortable life. As life got better, the few retired old chiefs were still worried, and they were determined to find a husband for their niece.

Under the old locust tree, several old men sat around, piles of portraits in front of them, discussing enthusiastically~

"This one is the lord of a city, known as the Jade-Faced Gentleknight. He and our niece are truly a match made in heaven."

"I think this one is good too. A famous scholarly young master from Liangjing, refined, elegant, knowledgeable, and sensible."

"And this one, a young general, capable in both civil and military arts, shaking the four directions."

"Alright, alright, they're all good. Cough~, I think this 'Worldly Son' is also good. He's handsome and talented..."

As a lazy worker who lacked ambition, Shu Shu never expected to die while casually watching a show and transmigrate into the spirit beast of the female lead in a fantasy novel she had just finished reading.

She was a tool-rat responsible for finding various rare treasures for the female lead, essentially the female lead's essential cheat - a treasure-seeking mouse.

Fortunately, she arrived at the beginning of the story. Without hesitation, she ran away and became the disciple of the main villain boss, thus beginning her life as a carefree immortal cultivator, doted on by the villains.

Note: This story has a CP (couple) and is clean.

In his previous life, Chu Yiran was the revered Imperial Advisor of the Great Heavenly Dynasty, and also a treacherous official hated by all. Everyone knew he committed countless evil deeds, but they didn't know he did it all to support the person he loved onto the throne.

However, on the day the new emperor ascended, he was sentenced to death by imperial decree. He watched helplessly as the scumbag emperor embraced someone else, his cold gaze meeting Chu Yiran's from afar.

Upon opening his eyes, Chu Yiran transmigrated to modern times and became a rising star in the entertainment industry.

He decided to leave the past behind and focus on his career! Relying on his metaphysical skills, he starred in several movies that grossed over 100 million at the box office. He appeared on variety shows, telling fortunes and gaining industry recognition, ultimately winning a grand slam at the year-end awards...

Not only did Chu Yiran earn the title of 'Entertainment Koi' with his innate talents, but he also encountered the popular top star, Su Jing.

Wait... why does this person look exactly like that scumbag emperor?

With a plan forming in his mind, Chu Yiran used all sorts of tricks to torment Su Jing, venting all the grievances from his past life onto this stranger.

Later, Chu Yiran, finally having things his way, not only gained the aura of a top star but also firmly captured the former top star, Su Jing.

Until one night, someone clutched his waist and mumbled groggily, "Wen Xi, stop messing around..."

Chu Yiran, who was in the middle of playing a prank, froze.

Wen Xi.

It was the courtesy name his father bestowed upon him in his past life.

1. The scumbag gong's regret and atonement arc, humorous and relaxing, 100% sweet!

2. Collect to stay on track, comments are welcome for interaction!