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Ye Zi, born with a celestial body, should have had boundless luck. However, she was suppressed by the Heavenly Dao for eighteen years, her cultivation sealed, and a death tribulation loomed.

Ye Zi thought: 'I can't die yet! The Taoist temple is still dilapidated, and the sect hasn't been revitalized. I need money!'

To get 2 million, she participated in a substitute marriage scheme and picked up the discarded son of the Luo family, Luo Hengzhi, who was rumored to bring death to anyone who associated with him.

Looking at the timid, weak, and bullied crippled young man, Ye Zi marveled internally, 'How can such a handsome face look so good even when wronged?'

'Bring him back and raise him!'

The first day after bringing him back, Ye Zi's stagnant cultivation leaped two tiers overnight, directly reaching the late Foundation Establishment stage.

One week after bringing him back, the dilapidated spiritual residence's temple stabilized its annual income at 100 million!

Later, Ye Zi had new palaces rising and falling across the mountain peaks of her sect, resplendent and beautiful. She also held the deed to the 'First Pill Pavilion,' valued at 2 billion.

Ye Zi mused: 'Luo Hengzhi... he's a lucky charm for me!'

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Luo Hengzhi glanced at Ye Zi out of the corner of his eye, his gaze slightly lowered, concealing a murderous intent: 'A ferocious cultivator, the vengeance for my heart being dug out and my life threatened is irreconcilable!'

Captured and brought to the mountain, he intended to endure humiliation and slowly plot his revenge.

However, on the first day, his crippled legs could stand.

On the second day, looking at the spatial storage ring in his hand, the small ring encompassed a hundred square meters, equivalent to a regular person's house.

Half a month later, his legs healed, he successfully drew Qi into his body, and his cultivation surged to the ninth level of Qi Refining.

Luo Hengzhi fell into confusion: 'She's not trying to kill me, so why is she helping me get stronger?'

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Until one day...

Ye Zi held Luo Hengzhi's face, mumbling drunkenly, 'I know you never wanted to come up the mountain, don't want to sleep with me, don't want to return to the spiritual residence temple.'

'I forced you!'

Luo Hengzhi shook his head and hugged the person in his arms tightly.

His heart pounded like thunder, his Adam's apple bobbed.

Looking at her slightly parted red lips, he could kiss her with just a glance upwards.

【Reader's Guide】

1: This is a modern, fictional setting where spiritual roots and special physiques awaken, sects are revitalized, and a new era of universal cultivation begins, where even ordinary people without spiritual roots can use technology to fly with swords.

2: Double first love, a sweet pet novella spanning past and present lives.

3: Cultivation realms: Qi Refining, Foundation Establishment, Golden Core, Nascent Soul, Soul Transformation, Body Integration, Mahayana.

Previous title: "Love Tribulation? A Substitute Marriage Single Will Help Me Ascend"

Content tags: Xianxia, Face-slapping, Sweet Love, Urban Legends, Marriage for Love, Mind Reading

Socially anxious Du Xiaoruo never expected to transmigrate into a melodramatic, Mary Sue novel about a wealthy family, becoming the foil to the female lead.

Moreover, upon her transmigration, the original host had a contractual marriage and a 9-year-old stepson.

Facing a melodramatic life where everyone else is an extrovert, Du Xiaoruo trembles in fear.

She downloads a "Chat Background for Socially Anxious People" and sets it as her phone's wallpaper.

During the show, the female lead corners her to lecture, "Du Xiaoruo, I think you should nurture your stepson more devotedly."

Du Xiaoruo glances at her wallpaper and replies, "Tell me more!"

The female lead, brimming with superiority, says, "You need to communicate more with the child, just like me, to raise a cheerful and lovely child."

Du Xiaoruo looks at her wallpaper again, "You're really amazing, I can't do it!"

The female lead, carried away with pride, exclaims, "Since you know you can't, you should learn properly."

Du Xiaoruo looks at her wallpaper and says, "Right, right, right!"

Sharp-eyed netizens discover a large text on Du Xiaoruo's wallpaper: [Universal Chat Background Image, a must-have for socially anxious individuals!]

Overnight, Du Xiaoruo's social phobia spreads across the entire internet.

Du Xiaoruo stays alone in a cafe until late at night. As she quietly sneaks back to the villa, she is caught by her 9-year-old stepson.

The stepson twists the corner of his clothes and whispers, "I just want your chat background image!"

The two extreme introverts on the parenting variety show eagerly await the appearance of an extrovert each day, so they don't have to talk.

Until one episode, when fathers are required to participate in the recording, a tall and handsome mixed-race man appears.

"My wife has been under your care!"

"My son is still young and ignorant, thank you for your trouble!"

"Let's add each other on social media for future contact!"

Du Xiaoruo breathes a sigh of relief, secretly vowing to stay in this family and never leave!

P.S. There is a 7-year age gap between the male and female leads. The socially anxious child is not the male lead's son; his background will be gradually revealed.

This might be a brainless, satisfying story, please don't scold me. If you scold me, I'll just say, "Right, right, right!"

[Quick Transmigration Novel] [Male Protagonist POV Romance] [Face Slapping and Scum Abusing]

A daily life heartwarming genre, the protagonist is an ordinary person, not brainless wish fulfillment! Be aware of brainless wish fulfillment!

Shen Shi, the paranoid male second lead in a book, accidentally bound himself to the 'Wish Come True' system and foresaw his tragic end in advance.

A lickspittle, a lickspittle, licks until they have nothing in the end. So why would he still want the female lead?

To the beautiful female supporting characters he once wronged, he's coming to pamper you!

The first small world is a transmigration into a reborn character, and subsequent worlds will be transmigration.

Phased 1v1.

1. Educated Youth Male Second Lead in an Era Novel V Beautiful and Spoiled Village Flower

2. Young Master of a Wealthy Family V Arrogant Young Lady

3. Flamboyant Fifth Prince V Legitimate Daughter of the Prime Minister's Estate

4. Reformed rake V Kind-hearted Great Beauty

5. Popular Male Idol V Ruthless Female CEO

6. Gold-digger College Stud V Naive Rich Girl

Next up: “After Becoming a Widow for My Ex-Husband, She Was Forced to Cheat.” The synopsis is at the end. If you’re interested, you can bookmark it!

The story features a resilient, alluring daughter of a traitor meets a righteous and authoritative minister of the Dali Temple.

Xie Xiangsi has a secret. She is not the real Xie Xiangsi, but Xiao Yan, the daughter of a traitor who has possessed her body. To clear her clan’s name, she deliberately approaches Zhou Yanzhi, the minister of the Dali Temple and her archenemy in her past life. Assuming the identity of Xie Xiangsi, she pretends to be his distant cousin, proceeding cautiously and deliberately provoking him.

Despite their many confrontations in her previous life, she underestimated how unromantic this man could be. When he accidentally intruded into her boudoir, his apology gift was a copy of “A Collection of Autopsy and Body Dissection Records.” When she was accidentally injured, he took over to dress her wound. Without batting an eye, he tore open her wound and told her sternly, “Cousin, a long pain is worse than a short one.”

Xie Xiangsi couldn’t help but fall silent. Could she really conquer this high and mighty man?

However, on the night she turned to leave, she was shackled and imprisoned in the Dali Temple by familiar hands.

Before the dark torture rack, the person who ordered her arrest had red-rimmed eyes as he leaned in and whispered, “So all of this… was just to clear your name?”

“In your heart, did you ever have any feelings for me?”

Xie Xiangsi looked at the torture instruments covering the wall and remained silent.

If she answered this question incorrectly, would she ever be able to leave?

But what answered her was not torture…

Xie Yushu transmigrated into a popular web drama as a cannon fodder supporting character. She became the stand-in sister to the white moonlight heroine and the fake daughter who usurped the rightful heir's position.

The bad news was that on her first day of transmigration, she was being served divorce papers. Her original husband gave her two choices: either accept the divorce or go to Prime Minister Song's residence for one night as a stand-in.

The good news was that she was bound to the '[Charismatic Charm]' system upon being divorced.

[For every bit of favor generated by other men, you will gain 1 Charismatic Charm point.]

Xie Yushu: What's the use of Charismatic Charm points besides making men and women fall in love with me?

[System: Every 1 Charismatic Charm point can be exchanged for ¥50 million, and there is no upper limit to Charismatic Charm points. You can take them back to your original world after the mission is completed.]

This isn't a Charismatic Charm system, it's clearly a system for getting rich!

Xie Yushu: Who'd be a stand-in? I'll do it! And just being Prime Minister Song's stand-in isn't enough. How about the sickly Crown Prince, the iron-blooded General uncle... the more men, the better!

In the imperial garden, the powerful Prime Minister Song held her sleeve: "Yushu, from now on, I just hope you can be yourself, okay?"

The Crown Prince, who had already secured the throne, walked out from behind a flowering tree: "Elder Sister Yushu, don't you think the identity of the mother of the nation suits you better than being the Prime Minister's wife?"

Her General uncle, who came looking for her, frowned and blocked the two men: "What right do the people who used her as a stand-in have to approach her?"

Her husband, however, could only hide under the flower wall, gritting his teeth and cursing: "I'm not dead yet!"

Xie Yushu, listening to the sound of money entering her account, said: "I've politely declined all of them. I just love getting rich."

#After using my ex-husband to help me win over the Prime Minister, the Crown Prince, and my uncle, why was his face so sour? Turns out he's dead. #

Statement: The female lead will not have relations with other men while married.

Content warning: Female is not virgin, male is not virgin.

Content tags: Face-slapping, Transmigrated Book, Charismatic Charm.

Xie Yushu, Pei Heng

One-sentence summary: After binding to the Charismatic Charm system, she became the emperor.

Concept: People must rely on themselves.

Modern military marriage | Rebirth | Face-slapping | The male lead has a creepy collecting habit.

In her previous life, the housekeeper's daughter, Lu Lian'er, was brought home by her three older brothers, and from then on, Xia Mian's life began to go downhill.

Lu Lian'er not only stole the brothers' affection but got addicted to it!

Her guaranteed university spot? Stolen!

Her childhood sweetheart? Stolen!

As long as it had anything to do with her, Lu Lian'er snatched it all!

Her brothers even paved a brilliant life for Lu Lian'er on her broken body!

She gave her all, only to be tied up by her brothers and taken to a deserted area, where she was tortured, her heart and kidneys excavated, her body and bones utterly destroyed.

When she opened her eyes again, she had returned to the day Lu Lian'er was brought home!

The eldest brother commanded, "From now on, Lian'er is our youngest sister. You are the older sister, you should know how to yield."

The second brother coldly stated, "Lian'er has a heart condition from saving you when you were young, you must repay her well."

The third brother warned, "Lian'er is kind and gentle, while you are arrogant and petulant. Don't bully her in the future."

Grandma said earnestly, "Lian'er has good grades and is beautiful. You are jealous and petty; you should learn to be magnanimous from now on."

Reliving her life, brothers! Grandma! Childhood sweetheart!

She doesn't want any of them anymore!

Scum brothers and bitches, stay locked up!

Later, her brothers regretted it deeply and pleaded with her to return! Too late!

The desire for revenge burned fiercely! She would take back everything that belonged to her!

... Heard that Commander Fu is cold-blooded, ruthless, decisive, and uninterested in women!

At the auction!

However, the crowd saw the aloof Commander Fu lower his head, kneeling humbly and dotingly, gently holding the foot of Xia family's abandoned daughter and helping her put on a pair of crystal shoes worth hundreds of millions!

"Wife, do the newly bought shoes fit?"

Xia Mian smiled lightly, looked up at her brothers who were tearfully begging her to return, and said, "Family affection and love are like shoes; those that don't fit should be discarded early!"

Copywriting: 1.

When Shi Yao learned that she had transmigrated into a cannon fodder supporting female character in an entertainment circle novel with a terrible reputation and more haters than fans, she immediately decided to announce her retirement from the industry.

System [Stunned]: Uh... The main storyline has just begun. As long as you avoid the plot...

Shi Yao quickly interrupted: No need, my old profession suits me better!

Before transmigrating, she was an experienced fan for celebrities, having followed top stars and obscure idols alike. She thrived in every fan circle, and a casual remark from her could garner tens of thousands of reposts, commonly known as—

A Lead Fan.

To put it bluntly, a lead fan could even determine the career life and death of a celebrity.

And she happened to know the entire plot of the book.

This top star will have a scandal, this obscure idol will become popular overnight, this young actress will be slandered by the entire internet later...

Shi Yao excitedly rubbed her hands. She was about to strike it rich!

She organized her talking points and started sending text messages to her former colleagues:

【Dear client, "Tomorrow's Star" Studio officially opens for business today.

Services include: customized lead fan accounts, high-quality fan art sites, reputation management, and persona building. No request is too big, custom orders welcome.】

After sending them out, without exception, they all disappeared into the void. Some even mocked her, wondering if she was desperate for attention.

Shi Yao smiled confidently, silently laying the groundwork, waiting for the plot to unfold.

2.

When the plot arrived, someone indeed contacted her. Shi Yao calmly handled each case one by one.

An obscure idol on the verge of elimination, a viral shouting video propelled them to a debut spot overnight.

A young actress whose reputation had hit rock bottom suddenly benefited when her partner had a scandal, drawing countless drama fans and propelling her to become a top female celebrity.

A mediocre middle-aged actor known for his acting skills became a "hidden gem in the 'uncle circle'" after a fan-made compilation, landing a contract with a famous director.

Later, Shi Yao's Lead Fan Studio became famous in the industry. Countless people soared to success under her guidance. Even clients from other circles sought her for customized services. Her clients marveled at her methods, but Shi Yao was too in-demand; renewals required waiting for her schedule.

3.

During an accident, many of Shi Yao's hidden identities were exposed. Everyone discovered that every celebrity she supported had achieved great success, making her a legendary stock-picker in the fan community.

Netizens were shocked:

"How did she manage to operate twenty accounts simultaneously? What a natural talent for time management..."

"Did she enter the industry solely to help her favorite idols develop? What spirit!"

"Why does everyone she follows become popular? Secretly tell me who you're going to support next, and I'll buy stocks early!"

A marketing account revealed that Shi Yao had earned ten apartments by following celebrities. They intended to use this to incite dissatisfaction among smaller fans, but fans from various circles responded:

【Ten apartments? What's that? With her energy and skills, she deserves a hundred.】

【It's not an exaggeration to call her a benefactor to my idol. I genuinely don't envy her for earning this money.】

【Compared to this, I'd rather see her on a variety show with everyone she's ever supported and ask her which one she loves the most out of them all.】

Shi Yao: ? I just wanted to make money.

◆ Main plot, empowering female lead, male lead appears late.

◆ Fictional entertainment circle, many private settings, enjoy reading.

◆ No real-life prototypes, do not engage in fan wars.

Pre-sale for "I Became a Jadeite King in 90s Hong Kong", please collect~

Copywriting as follows:

The Ning family's youngest daughter has been found. This news shook Jadeite Alley, and households sent their younger generation to inquire at the Ning family's shop. As a result, they all returned dejected.

They were driven back by the Ning family's eldest son.

Someone said: "I heard the Ning family's youngest daughter has become mentally challenged, only smiling foolishly at people. The Ning family is barely surviving. If this news spreads, even regular customers might leave!"

Everyone lamented,

"The Ning family's little girl was a genius at gambling on jade. When she was small, her judgment was even better than her father's."

"At the time, everyone said that with such a genius, the Ning family was destined to soar. Who would have thought..."

"It seems the Ning family is really going to fall. What a shame!"

The crowd dispersed, leaving behind only gloating.

Unexpectedly, three days later at the public auction, the Ning family's eldest son, Ning Fengkai, made a rare appearance, accompanied by a fair and beautiful young girl!

As people wondered who this girl was, they saw Ning Fengkai follow this young girl's advice and spend all his savings to bid on eighty tons of waste stone that had been accumulating for three years!

The Ning family has gone mad. It seems the daughter becoming foolish has hit them hard, and they've given up on themselves.

However, after the stones were cut, the center was filled with vibrant green, the sides boasted a spring purple, the cut surfaces were smooth with no cracks, and the base price instantly multiplied a thousandfold, making everyone's eyes red with envy.

The eldest Ning son merely smiled mysteriously, ignoring all other orders, and escorted the young girl home with the stones.

Wait, who is that young girl?

A Rong, who had squeezed into the Ning family's shop yesterday, suddenly stammered, "She, she is the Ning family's youngest daughter!"

The crowd erupted—What?!

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Ning Xu has been different from others since birth. She can sense the state of raw jade stones and knows what's inside without cutting them open.

At the age of three, she met an old Taoist priest who insisted her constitution was extraordinary and took her to travel through various realms. She followed the old Taoist priest through different realms for eighteen years, seeing countless stones. It wasn't until the old Taoist priest reached the end of his lifespan that he sent her back.

Upon returning home, her parents and brother were overjoyed, then deeply saddened, saying that when she left, the family was a traditional giant in the jade gambling world, but upon her return, only a dilapidated household remained.

Ning Xu smiled dismissively, saying, "Don't worry, I'll help our family prosper again. We'll see about the Hou and Song families; from now on, the Ning family will be the leader in jade gambling."

Her elder brother smiled and patted her head, saying nothing.

Ning Xu didn't care what he thought and simply said, "How about this, Brother? Accompany me to the public auction, and let's gamble on stones again?"

Content Labels: Entertainment Circle, Female Supporting Character, Face-Slapping, Transmigration, Cool Text, Relaxed

Shi Yao: ???

One-sentence summary: Shi Yao: Almighty facilitator, track record verifiable.

Concept: Diligence leads to prosperity.

A modern urban writer, a member of the wood space dual-ability users in the end of the world, was betrayed by her fiancé and teammates and died. She transmigrated into a book and became a pitiful character who was forced to commit suicide right after her appearance.

Before transmigration, Su Ruobai's house was robbed, her job was taken, she was sent to the countryside in place of someone else, married a fool, and her life was hopeless.

After transmigration, Su Ruobai thought: I want to eat well and drink well. I also want to find a delicate and soft little puppy love interest.

A certain man: What kind of illness is this, looking for a dog that needs to be delicate and soft?

As for someone snatching this and that?

Su Ruobai: Everything that can be sold has been sold! Everything that can be moved has been moved! Everyone that can be beaten has been beaten!

While she's at it, she'll shave someone's eyebrows and give them a bald head to vent her anger!

Li Xiyue, carrying her space and spiritual pet, transmigrated from the apocalypse to the 1970s. Her birth mother died early, and her father, after marrying a stepmother, became a changed man. Her maternal grandfather, the only one who doted on her and possessed the unique acupuncture skill "Thirteen Needles of Ghost Gate," suddenly disappeared. Her stepmother's twin children, to snatch her house and fiancé, signed her up for going down to the countryside.

This was simply intolerable. Li Xiyue, on one hand, exposed her scumbag father and stepmother, and on the other, signed up her half-siblings for going down to the countryside. As for herself, she emptied out her home, packed her luggage, and headed to the countryside.

Relying on her superb acupuncture skills, and with no shortage of food and drink, she thrived in the countryside. But why was someone always coveting her from the shadows? And that army officer who always appeared at critical moments to smooth over her troubles, why was the look in his eyes becoming increasingly strange?

This novel is fictional; please do not compare it to history. The commodity prices mentioned are from Baidu; please understand if there are discrepancies.

Copywriting: "Variety Show Live Broadcast × Metaphysical Face-Slapping"

The main story is completed~

Next book: "The Female Lead Acts with Virtue", please collect! I'll write this book after finishing this one!

Xu Gui's biggest regret in this life was being too lazy to retract into her turtle shell during her tribulation. The next time she opened her eyes, she had transformed from a turtle into an 18th-tier celebrity in the entertainment industry, facing a death-defying task list for the reality show "Three Hundred and Sixty Occupations".

The show lasts for one month, and the invited celebrities need to find jobs and work hard to earn money. After one month, the person who earns the most money will be the final winner.

And before Xu Gui's eyes, a mountain of dirty dishes was grinning at her from the soapy water.

Xu Gui took out the fortune-telling banner she had hastily made overnight, with large ink characters dancing wildly: "Fortune Telling!"

Under the overpass, three fortune-tellers watched the young girl and sneered: "Are celebrity hype methods really this ridiculous now?"

*

Facing a balding middle-aged man with three good sons who asked about his children's fate.

"Your destiny palace has no children, and the Red Phoenix star above your head is accompanied by a green light..." the young girl tactfully advised: "Why don't you go to the hospital for a check-up?" That night, news of a certain chairman's marital crisis immediately hit the trending searches.

Facing a young woman who was ostensibly telling fortunes but was actually flaunting her husband's generosity towards her, Xu Gui tentatively asked: "...Is it possible that the passbook in your hand is fake?" The entire internet watched as the passbook turned out to be handwritten, with a betrothal gift of three million actually being only three hundred.

Initially, netizens scoffed at Xu Gui's money-making live streams. But later... Netizens: [So fragrant!] The bullet comments in the live stream room changed from [Get out of the entertainment industry, scammer!] to [Master, can you tell me if I'm a forgotten rich young master?]

Xu Gui's live stream room, which initially had no viewers, eventually became the hottest one.

Gradually, at some point, countless people held money and wanted Xu Gui to read their fortunes. Xu Gui slumped in her rattan chair, dangling her feet: "Today's three fortune-telling slots are full, please come back tomorrow."

The production team was heartbroken: "The other guests are carrying plates and handing out flyers, how can you..." The director's group collectively fell silent as the camera swept across the leaderboard, which showed Xu Gui's unparalleled viewer donations.

【Reading Guide】

1. No abuse throughout, with plenty of live broadcast bullet comments and funny face-slapping scenes.

2. The emotional line is the main focus, with the career line as a secondary focus.

3. All metaphysical content in the text is for plot purposes; please do not imitate it.

Next book: [Rebirth: I'm Going Crazy in the Seventies]

Lin Qiurui was reborn. She was reborn to the third year after marrying Li Guodong.

In her previous life, after marrying Li Guodong, she dutifully served his parents, worked like a slave for the Li family, and was diligent and cautious without any slack. Even so, no one in the Li family remembered her kindness; they were all ungrateful wretches.

The good food and drinks at home were all locked in a cabinet by Li Guodong's mother, who didn't allow her to touch any of it. She didn't even get a penny of the money Li Guodong sent back.

It was also in this year that Li Guodong returned from the army, but he brought back a young and beautiful woman and a young and cute child.

The woman was named Su Ying, the wife of Li Guodong's comrade-in-arms. Her husband died on a mission, so Li Guodong took it upon himself to take care of the mother and child.

Li Guodong told Lin Qiurui that Su Ying's husband died saving him, so he had an obligation to take care of the mother and daughter.

In her previous life, Lin Qiurui believed Li Guodong's words and took care of Su Ying and her child without complaint. However, she later found out that Li Guodong had already been involved with Su Ying, and even that child was Li Guodong's. By then, Lin Qiurui's own son had been so flattered by the mother and daughter that he no longer recognized Lin Qiurui as his own mother.

Upon learning this truth, Lin Qiurui was so enraged that she coughed up blood and died of grief not long after.

Now, Lin Qiurui has been reborn in 1971. This year, Li Guodong has not yet brought the mother and son back, and she is still young and beautiful, not yet worn down by the Li family.

Having a second chance, Lin Qiurui understood that instead of suffering herself, it was better to go mad and crush others. The Li family wouldn't let her eat at the table? Then she would chop the table with an axe. Since she couldn't eat at the table, no one else would eat either.

As for Li Guodong and Su Ying, Lin Qiurui sneered: Since these two are so in love, she would fulfill their wishes. Oh my, why are you two lying on the same kang? And why did the whole village see it?

Lin Qiurui: Then we can only divorce.

Content Tags: Time Travel, Entertainment Circle, Shuangwen, Live Broadcast, Urban Strange Tales, Metaphysics

Xu Gui's Sixty Billion

One-sentence summary: Cheerful little turtle explodes into the entertainment industry!

Concept: With a little effort, it's possible!