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After Quitting the Circle and Getting Ashore, I Eat Melons on the Frontline Completed

Wen Qianqian is talented in both civil and martial arts, versatile in ten fields. Unexpectedly, she encounters a sudden car accident. When she opens her eyes, she discovers she has transmigrated into a book.

Question: You transmigrated as the domineering CEO's short-lived, drama-making fiancée in an old-school novel. You are constantly blacklisted, slandered, and misunderstood. Your agency demands compensation for losses. Your fake heiress identity is about to be exposed. Even your wealthy fiancé wants to break off the engagement. Facing such a hard mode start, what do you do?

Wen Qianqian thinks for a moment and takes out a civil service mock exam paper: It's a small scene, no need to panic. Wait while I do two sets of questions first.

One month later, a piece of news suddenly shoots up the hot search: Breaking! Wen Qianqian tops both the written exam and interview in the entire capital, landing ashore with a crushing high score!

The entire entertainment industry explodes.

The entire civil service exam community in the capital is shocked.

Fans cheer joyfully: Wen Qianqian, you are my god!

Black fans: I apologize to Officer Wen for my past childish behavior. Sorry!

Wealthy parents: We shouldn't have kicked you out back then. When you're successful, don't forget us...

Domineering CEO: Qianqian, actually we don't need to rush the divorce...

Facing all the outside world's reactions, Wen Qianqian doesn't take them to heart. She just quietly sends a message to the former agency president: I've passed the police exam. Go surrender yourself!

The president instantly kneels on the ground, trembling: Sister Qian, please let me off...

Wen Qianqian: Letting you off is impossible. I won't agree, and the masses won't agree either!

After landing ashore, Wen Qianqian diligently investigates and solves cases. Just when everyone regrets there are no more melons to eat, she appears before the public in another form.

Everyone realizes that wherever Officer Wen goes, celebrities collapse there. Everywhere she goes is full of melons.

She is invited as a guest to a legal program. Unexpectedly, all the participating celebrities are "legal coffees".

Legal Online transforms into "Flip Car Online", flipping one a day, with such speed that the entire internet is shocked.

Wen Qianqian eats melons on one side while sending the legal coffees to prison on the other.

Netizens say: Celebration across the land! Legal coffees should receive socialist re-education!

Celebrity fans: Tired... Just say outright if the next one to flip is my brother.

Netizens: Qianqian, you secretly eat melons without us!

Wen Qianqian: Can't say. Discipline requires it.

Netizens: Envy, jealousy, hate! Why am I not a civil servant!

One day, netizens suddenly discover that the rumored coldest and most noble Lu President from the capital appears in Wen Qianqian's live stream, wearing home clothes and making breakfast.

Netizens: ?? Am I seeing ghosts?

Lu Xingyan slowly puts down his fork and smiles lightly: She saved my life, so of course I must repay her with my body.

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Delicate Wife is Soft and Obedient by Day, Ruthless Counter-Killer by Night Completed

The mysterious and vast Chu family young lord brings back a little delicate wife.

Everyone is shocked: Oppose! She doesn't deserve it! Drive her away!

On the first day, a certain divine doctor who came to provoke her was abused and cried.

On the second day, the array genius who plotted against her is still crawling on the ground looking for her teeth.

On the third day, a certain heaven's proud daughter was directly beaten and cried.

On the fourth day, a certain family head boasted arrogantly, wanting her to retreat after recognizing difficulty, but ended up being smashed unconscious by a bundle of money.

Today is the fifth day...

Ruan Qiao smiles with her eyebrows and eyes curved: Everyone, please be tolerant, I'm just an ordinary person.

The certain big shot who is being stepped on and rubbed on the ground cries out: You should take a good look under your feet, and say that after seeing it clearly.

Chu young lord: I told you not to provoke my wife, she gets frightened easily, now you've asked for it!

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Metaphysics, the Psychology Best Suited to Chinese Babies' Constitution Completed

[Comments are open. This is a fictional metaphysical world, all plot is made up, do not apply to reality, believe in science, reject superstition~]

Metaphysics master Yu Lanlan dies and is taken by a certain system into a male-oriented novel with a live streaming popularity background, becoming a cannon fodder female supporting character with the same name and surname, whose fate is miserable.

According to the original plot, the original body and the male lead are both psychology experts, proficient in Western psychology, but because her live stream popularity overshadowed the male lead, she is framed by him and ends up disgraced in the live streaming world.

The transmigrated Yu Lanlan just laughs.

What Western psychology? That's just something our ancestors played with long ago.

She directly brings out the psychology most suitable for Chinese babies' constitution—metaphysics—and challenges the male lead to a live stream showdown.

1.

Two parents bring their daughters, who can't get out of their previous relationships after breakups, for help.

Male lead: "Based on various checks, diagnosed with severe depression, need to take medicine on time every day, and provide psychological counseling."

Girl 1: "Wuwuwu... Losing him, I'd rather die!"

Yu Lanlan: "Child, that boy's birth chart clashes with yours, he absorbs your fortune. Think about it, after being with him, didn't your grades drop a lot? But his suddenly improved?"

Girl 2: "Woc, that jerk!! I finally got 10th in the class! Why doesn't he go die?!"

After treatment, Girl 1 sinks deeper, Girl 2 successfully heals herself.

Girl 1's father slaps the male lead in front of all live stream viewers, then begs in front of Yu Lanlan.

2.

Two rich merchants come because their bodies have problems from overwork.

Male lead: "You have excessive stress, I suggest you learn a set of health exercises from me. Come, deep breath...1...2..."

Rich merchant 1: "Doing it doesn't help at all..."

Yu Lanlan: "Afflicted by villains, everything goes wrong. Isn't the manager recommended from below causing you troubles every night that can't be handled? Replace him, find a capable one."

Rich merchant 2: "Master is too amazing!!"

After treatment, Rich merchant 1's problems remain unsolved, Rich merchant 2 easily recovers.

Rich merchant 1 angrily demands sky-high compensation from the male lead, then turns to beg Yu Lanlan.

3.

The male lead refuses to give up and wants to frame Yu Lanlan according to the original plot, but Yu Lanlan quietly poaches his corner.

Looking at the somewhat wary female lead, Yu Lanlan: "He blocks your wealth path, clashes with your parents. If you continue dating him, your parents will have accidents..."

Female lead: "!!"

Female lead: "Break up immediately!!"

Many completed works in the column, take a look~

<吃瓜漫画横扫娱乐圈[穿书]>: Entertainment circle gossip guide~

<我在星际召唤神话大佬>: Summoning mythical big shots to dominate the interstellar~

<假如凡尔赛女配超有钱[穿书]>: The city's richest Versailles, can that be called Versailles?

<假如绿茶女配针对的是男主[穿书]>: If the green tea's target is the female lead...

<白莲女配的自我修养[穿书]>: Full-level white lotus deletes account and restarts~

: Boss from the start, tea鉴鉴 expert, come debate if you don't accept~

<修仙大佬教你做人[快穿]>: Demonic cultivator boss, will act instead of talking~

<能力是祖宗保佑>: Only I can save the world~

<穿书后抢了男主的霸总剧本>: Walk the male lead's path, let the male lead have the abuse plot~

<软萌桃妖才不可能那么强[全息]>: Big mix holographic online game~

Content tags: Female supporting character face-slapping, modern, fictional, transmigration,爽文, metaphysics

Yu Lanlan

Other: Many completed works in the column, read for comfort~

One-sentence summary: Metaphysics boss transmigrates to live stream and face-slap daily

Theme: Promote Chinese traditional culture

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Scumbag Redemption Strategy [Quick Transmigration] Completed

Song Zhehao is a tasker who travels through various worlds, with the goal of completing the redemption of one scumbag after another, saving those who have been harmed by scumbags.

Worlds traversed:

First world: Family with a Scumbag Husband (Completed)

Second world: Ultimate Playboy (Completed)

Third world: Republic of China Scumbag Brother (Completed)

Fourth world: Younger Husband (Completed)

Fifth world: Soft Rice Scumbag (Completed)

For every person harmed by a scumbag, the male protagonist will protect them and change their originally tragic endings.

Content tags: Face-slapping, Inspirational, Quick Transmigration, Refreshingly Satisfying, Lighthearted, Redemption

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The Supporting Female is Very Sober [Quick Transmigration] Completed

[Please collect the author's column, please collect the pre-received: "The Supporting Female is Sober"]Pre-received: "The Supporting Female is Sober"In romance novels, they are beautiful and outstanding, dazzling and brilliant, infatuated and unwavering.However, because they loved the wrong person, they are deeply hated, verbally and pen condemned, and their originally perfect lives are ruined.They are the supporting females, those with the heart of the female lead but without the fate of the female lead.Reborn again, the supporting females are sober. When they see the powerful male and female leads with their destiny, they quickly cover their mouths and noses and hide far away.This novel's blurb:In novels, the male and female leads usually have protagonist halos on their heads, blessed with destiny, stepping on golden fingers, overcoming thorns and obstacles all the way to be together.As the thorns, the supporting females are glamorous, exceptional, surrounded by admirers, but they single-mindedly pounce on the male lead, willingly becoming stumbling blocks on the emotional path of the male and female leads, ending up battered and bruised, tragically concluding.After the supporting females are reborn, their minds suddenly clear up, and they are no longer willing to wade into this muddy water.Plot One [Supporting Female is Sober]: The domineering CEO supporting female is reborn and immediately cuts ties with the male lead. The male lead had just warned her not to touch the female lead, or he'd make her pay; the next second, his heir position is replaced. The younger brother who takes his place turns around and chases the supporting female abroad.Plot Two [Eldest Sister is Sober]: The fairy-like supporting female is reborn and discovers she is the white moonlight in the male lead's heart, but the male lead mistakes the female lead for her and stands up for the female lead, embarrassing her. The supporting female conveniently fulfills the two, and the male lead collapses upon learning the truth.Content tags: Supporting Female, Face-Slapping, Quick Transmigration, Refreshing, Lighthearted

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Capitalist Young Lady Seizes Family Assets and Flash-Marries the Barren Commander Completed

[Military Marriage + Double Clean + Upgradable Space + Face-Slapping + Group Pampering]

Shen Zhaoyue, the eldest young lady of an ancient traditional Chinese medicine family, was flung into a book after a plane crash.

Good news: She transmigrated into a capitalist young lady!

Bad news: She's got nothing!

Her good-for-nothing live-in father, who secretly absconded with the family assets, her ambitious stepmother, and a stepsister who tried to snatch everything.

Shen Zhaoyue's fists clenched. She snatched back her spatial bracelet, collected all the family assets her scummy father had hidden on a boat into her space, then reported her father who was trying to escape, and finally signed up her stepmother and stepsister for a trip to the Great Northwest.

After doing all this, Shen Zhaoyue packed her bags and headed to the military base to find her childhood fiancée.

However, her fiancée's uncle seemed even more handsome...

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All-Around Agent with God-Level Spending System Completed

One morning Jiang Yi transmigrates into a cannon-fodder talent agent from an entertainment novel. In the original plot she was ruined—her mediocre star jumped ship and slandered her, co-workers ostracized her, the company gas-lighted her, and she ended up penniless and depressed.

Good news: she wakes up bound to an “all-powerful tycoon system” that lets her spend money without limit.Bad news: her remaining lifespan is directly tied to the popularity of talented yet unknown artists who have ethics, dreams, and real skill.

Jiang Yi: Easy—we’ll park them on the A-list!

Two-faced supervisor: “Little Yi, the company still believes in you, but you’ve disappointed us.”Back-stabbing colleague: “Your own artist defected to a rival and you still dare show your face?”

Jiang Yi: “True—low pay, heavy workload, no face left. I quit.”

She climbs into her globally limited-edition Rolls-Royce and speeds away, even giving the security guard at the gate a ride.

With unlimited funds the problem is spending wisely, and Jiang Yi already has her targets:

A trainee buried for telling the truth, now working as the company gatekeeper yet secretly practicing every night—Jiang Yi: “Come with me, I’ll give you a stage.”On a survival show his explosive performance of “Phoenix Reborn” trends nationwide.

An B-list actress black-listed for refusing the boss’s unspoken rules, stuck making milk-tea—Jiang Yi: “Come with me, I’ll get you roles.”One indie film later her jaw-dropping empathy earns her Best Actress in a dark-horse sweep.

A once-popular model smeared by her company, reduced to faceless catalogue work—Jiang Yi: “Come with me, you’ll walk the runway.”At fashion week her unique aura steals the show.

Every artist under Jiang Yi rockets to the top. At award ceremonies the acceptance speech is always the same: “Thank you, Sister Yi—without you I wouldn’t be standing here.”

Watching her ballooning balance Jiang Yi muses, “Who should I polish next?”The former stars who mocked her line up waving: “Boss, please give us one more chance—we’ll be good!”Her current top-streamers in unison: “Scram—don’t even come near!”

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Madly Slacking Off in a Survival Game Completed

#Give Me A Bed, I Can Survive The Whole Game#

Qian Yue has a disease—laziness.

While others are fearfully collecting items, she is leisurely taking a nap.

Qian Yue: "What's the rush? Didn't they say surviving ten days counts as passing the level?"

Teammates: "..." Useless!

Later, in a certain instance, the game stopped allowing slacking off—Qian Yue stood up.

All her teammates knelt down. Teammates: "Boss, please carry us!"

Qian Yue: "This instance is really boring. Lying down is still the most comfortable."

Isn't happily slacking off through the whole game more enjoyable?

This is a holographic survival game, mainly focused on grinding for items, not horror or puzzle-solving.

Given that this genre has some incredibly popular novels, a prior declaration:

1. A small portion of the settings are inspired by games, such as: "Don't Starve," "The Trail," "Minecraft," "Plague Inc."

2. I always write with a clear conscience. If you're going to criticize, please bring evidence. I do not accept accusations of plagiarism based on "déjà vu."

3. There is a male lead, 1v1, no stock-picking (meaning no harem/multiple love interests).

Instance Overview

●Extreme Cold World (Snow Disaster) √

●Dark Rock Incident (Prehistoric) √

●Ten Square Meter Isolated Island (Ocean) √

●Above the Ruins (War) √

●Sea of Dust (Desert) √

●The Last Sanctuary (Space Debris) √

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The Boss Got the Scumbag Script [Quick Transmigration] Completed

In every book, there's a scumbag, despicable and shameless, selfish and insidious, who brings misery to countless others. When the boss takes on the scumbag script, they can turn the tables in minutes and write a face-slapping script. Of course, it's other people's faces that get slapped!

1. The scumbag who emotionally cheated.2. The "phoenix man" who abandoned his childhood sweetheart.3. The problematic youngest son in the 70s.4. Conspirators always try to harm the Emperor.5. The deeply affectionate second male lead who lost his memory.6. The web novel author who plagiarized his girlfriend.7. The weakling in the apocalypse who caused his whole family's death.8. The idol who only knows how to staged accidents, hype, and smear others.9. The gigolo, a world-class kept man.10. The charlatan who becomes a detective.11. The abusive male lead who is unaware of his own scumminess.12. The perfect spare tire who turns into a villain.

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When a Max-Level Big Shot Gets a Quick Transmigration Script Completed

[Sweet, Satisfying, Refreshing; 1v1; Professional Sugar-Spreader; Free Full Novel] What's it like when a max-level big shot gets a quick transmigration cannon fodder script? Fei Wan says, "That's impossible." No matter what desolate situation she encounters, she can always turn the tables and achieve a comeback, easily slapping faces and taking revenge.

It's just that... The noble, sickly, and possessive prince smiles faintly, "Ah Wan, no matter where you are, I can find you." The cunning esports god pulls her into his embrace, "Wan Wan, I've realized games can't accompany me for a lifetime, but you can." The handsome young man, with eyes like a painting, has his ear tips slightly red, "Jie Jie... can you like me?" The violent and cold-blooded demon lord sneers, "Whoever dares to touch you, this venerable one will take their life." The noble and aloof deity lowers his head and kisses her, "From now on, you are my only Goddess Queen."

System: "...Host, what are you doing?" Fei Wan blinks and smiles innocently, "The missions were too simple, so I just happened to fall in love along the way."

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