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Qin Suisui was fair-faced with rosy cheeks and a graceful figure, but it was a pity she had quite a mouth on her.

When the storm came and the Qin family was about to be purged as capitalists, her parents exhausted their connections and a large sum of money to send her to her fiancé, whom she had never met.

Before she left, her mother repeatedly cautioned her: she absolutely must control her mouth, speak less, smile more, and act spoiled when encountering problems.

Qin Suisui nodded, indicating she had remembered.

When Pei Jiuyan was five, he knew he had an unborn fiancée. Later, he secretly climbed a wall to see her a few times. The first time, he saw the little girl being chased by her grandfather and demonstrating the legendary "Lingbo Weibu" (a nimble footwork technique).

The second time, he saw the little girl give the middle finger to a male classmate who confessed to her, calling him a "big fat pig." The third time, he saw the little girl use 'diarrhea powder' to make three hooligans defecate in the street.

Now, this shy, demure, and awkward person in front of him… who was she? It wasn't until Qin Suisui looked up, eyes wide with shock, and blurted out, "Who are you, you charcoal head?"

Pei Jiuyan: Hmm, that’s more like it!

Qin Suisui was shocked by more than just this! A small head suddenly popped out of Pei Jiuyan's arms and immediately called her "Mama." Qin Suisui's pupils dilated in shock: How is there another little charcoal head!

The once glorious Luohai Sect gradually fell into decline.

Su Yuewan, as the Sect Master, vowed to restore its former glory. Yet, an unsuitable voice suddenly rang out:

"Restore its glory? Come on, the sect is so poor now that it can't even open its pot. I even took apart half of the sect's main gate to exchange for food. What glory are you going to restore?"

"I think this old woman definitely can't provide meals; I need to prepare to run away."

"Didn't you say you would lead us to restore glory? Now, chop this guy up, then raise your arms and call out, leading them to charge up to the Shenhai Sect. That's what you call restoring glory!"

Ji Mingqing, acting with valor, earned the heavens' favor. His soul ascended to join the immortal ranks, becoming an inconspicuous cog in the Celestial Court. By chance, he acquired a piece of unclaimed land.

Facing the vast wilderness, Ji Mingqing's entrepreneurial DNA was stirred. "Such a good place, it would be a shame not to use it!"

Things the Immortal Realm already had, he upgraded into myriad fancy variations. Things the Immortal Realm didn't have, he brought out to open the eyes of the immortals who had ascended myriad years ago.

In a short while, the immortal wilderness, once rarely visited, transformed into the most trendy "check-in spot" in the eyes of the immortals. Thus, Ji Mingqing earned a fortune, carving out his unique cultivation path in the Immortal Realm. Those who awaited his downfall were greatly mistaken!

However, as a newcomer, Ji Mingqing inevitably felt lonely. Luckily, he had a little cat for companionship. But why was everyone so afraid of the little cat? How could anyone be scared of a fluffy creature?

Bai Cangze holds a distinguished position and immense power, practically the number one figure in the Immortal Realm. He is proud and aloof, a decisive and formidable presence in the eyes of outsiders, whom everyone respects as "Venerable Lord."

Yet, no one knew that the universal adoration brought with it boundless solitude. Until one day, he habitually opened his divine consciousness to inspect the Immortal Realm, and overheard countless fresh new terms.

His curiosity piqued, he went out to investigate. That very night, Bai Cangze opened a diary he hadn't touched in centuries. 【Fengxi Garden, investigate again tomorrow.】

The next day. 【Fengxi Garden, novel and intriguing, worth another visit tomorrow.】 ... The Nth day. 【Father God, Mother Goddess, what should I do if the person I like prefers my幼崽形态 (young animal form)? Please send a dream, it's urgent.】

As soon as Jiang Kexin was born, her parents arranged a childhood engagement for her. However, within five days, the boy choked to death while nursing.

At five years old, another engagement was made. The boy was originally healthy, but just three days after the engagement, he fell and became stuck, dying.

At fifteen, her family, not believing in bad luck, arranged another engagement for her. This time, her parents deliberately sought out someone with a "harder" fate. Yet, on the day of the engagement, the boy choked to death on cold water.

Each man found was supposedly harder-fated than the last, but they all died even faster.

Finally, the modern Jiang Kexin transmigrated. After angrily cursing the heavens and being struck by lightning, she didn't die. Instead, after a fall, she not only dug up two ginseng roots but also gained a spatial ability.

Jiang Kexin put her hands on her hips and laughed defiantly. Men could potentially cause her untimely death and become obstacles on her path; she disdained them!

The treacherous young master from the local squire's family picked at his ear, indicating he was just there to deliver money and his life...

Opening as a reborn General Curtain-Rolling exiled to the Flowing Sand River, just when he was about to endure the Heavenly Punishment of ten thousand swords piercing his heart, he awakened a God-tier Selection System.

Big or small, he could make choices and receive rewards. The one thing he couldn't choose was to become a demon; that was too degenerate and too unsafe.

Wukong: Junior Brother Sha, if you don't come out of the Flowing Sand River soon, we'll reach Spirit Mountain!

Tang Sanzang: Wujing, stop staying in the Flowing Sand River, come out quickly! I'll let you be the Senior Disciple.

Guanyin: Please come out, accept your tribulation properly, and you'll become a Buddha!

This book is also known as: "My System Tells Me to Lie Low", "I Really Don't Want to Be a Monster", and "No One Can Stop Me from Being a Shut-in".

Yinreng has lived for three lifetimes. In this life, he just wants to get along well with his brothers, be a carefree prince, live a life without worries about food and clothing, and explore the beautiful rivers and mountains around the world...

Jiang Ying died while attempting to lose weight. The moment she opened her eyes, she found herself transmigrated as a vicious cannon fodder concubine.

To live a good life, the original owner resorted to all kinds of extreme measures! Faking injuries, seductively climbing into bed, administering medicine, and even giving birth to a child solely for the sake of elevating her status—it was truly shocking.

Just as Jiang Ying was utterly astounded, her newborn son's fiercely adorable internal monologue suddenly emerged.

As a medical student, Jiang Ying, holding a respectful attitude towards life, used her spatial spirit spring to slowly nurture the prematurely born and frail child.

Then... her son turned his 'gun' around, and the mother and son fought on the same side, sharing a common hatred for their enemies. Jiang Ying was dumbfounded.

With a reborn son as her powerful cheat, she didn't have to worry about anything, only needing to watch the drama unfold and catch people in the act.

Who knew that by simply 'lying low' and playing things safe, she would eventually become the most respected woman in the entire world?

After entering the game, Chu Yuan unexpectedly discovered that she could clearly see the quests on every target!

She could even see the rewards!

What's more, the methods to trigger hidden quest rewards were also displayed!

Hidden quests? Non-existent!

Can't find a quest? Come beg me, I can guide you!

Showing off in front of me? Very well, your quest is gone!

When I make friends, I don't look at whether they have money or good equipment, because none of it is as good as mine.

As long as... *cough cough*, young lady, please respect yourself!

Boys, when you're outside, you must protect yourselves!

Li Yun transmigrated to a parallel world and inherited a private enterprise from his father. Originally, he just wanted the factory to develop better, so he focused on product quality based on customer needs, without overthinking.

That was until he encountered the industrial survey of Xia Nation. He was told that his cars, coated with stealth paint, couldn't be detected by radar, leading the police to his door. "No, I'm just fishing, why are you snatching my fishing rod? There's really nothing good left!"

"What? I brought a power bank for fishing, and you want to check that too? Good heavens! You're even inspecting my underwear, it's really just made of cotton fiber." "Headphones? I thought listening to music while fishing was lacking, so I researched my own. Uh, does this also have to become military-grade?"

"What kind of black technology do drones have? They're just toys? Hey! Brother Qiang, the plane can't be delivered. No, no, there's no problem with the technology..."

After a while, Li Yun found that not only had he become famous online, but his private enterprise had also transformed into a military-industrial complex. His old man even got out of the ICU and walked a few steps. The only problem, cough, was that military bigwigs would stroll around his factory from time to time.

Before the survey, netizens exclaimed about being "choked." After the survey, they realized, "Damn, the sweater was just worn inside out!"

The beautiful country (USA): "We're numb. Wasn't it a bottleneck? How come we're 30 years behind now?"

Tang Ze: Detectives can only follow the culprit's footsteps to catch them, but I can rely on knowledge to foresee the future and prevent cases!

Conan: It seems I need to go to Hawaii for more training!

Tang Ze: Detectives often face the crisis of being counterattacked by criminals, but my physical crime-solving method can reduce casualties!

Conan: Don't make