Latest Melon Eating Novel

Shen Nian, a 21st-century slacker and foodie, loved nothing more than watching "My Fair Princess" every day. She had memorized all the major events and wished she could be there to "eat melons" (gossip) in person, but she also knew that with her slacker personality, she probably wouldn't survive three episodes if she transmigrated. So, she only fantasized about it.

However, she never expected that one day she would transmigrate into the show. Her father and mother had also left her early. Shen Nian initially thought it would be an uphill battle, but little did she know that the Empress Dowager and the Emperor were both her backers. Even the Empress, the only "villain" in the show, was her supporter!

This round was a sure win! Not only did she have Qing'er as a best friend, indulging and spoiling her, but even Xiao Yanzi joined in, treating her incredibly well, and there was also...

"Do you want candied hawthorn?" "Yes."

"Do you want crystal cake?" "Yes."

"Do you want pumpkin seeds?" "Yes."

"Do you want lotus seed paste cake?" "Yes."

... "Then what about me?" "Yes," Shen Nian said. ...

"Ertai—!!! What the hell are you doing fooling people like this?!!!"

"Hahaha—, you've already agreed, no backing out now. I've already asked the Emperor for a marriage decree."

"Ertai—!!!" Shen Nian, realizing what had happened, let out a roaring shriek. As for the content of her roar, please read the main text to find out.

Some character settings might be a bit off, so discretion is advised. There's a lot of super sweet interaction between the male and female leads, with sugar levels off the charts. The synopsis is insufficient, please move to the main text.

As a Celestial Master, Hua Xiangyun, after years of hard work, was finally able to form a contract with the Nine Lotus Cauldron, a treasured artifact left by her grandmaster. Unexpectedly, something went wrong, and when she opened her eyes again, she had become the annoying sister-in-law in a period novel from the 80s.

The original sister-in-law, pampered by her family since childhood, was incredibly demanding. She bullied her sister-in-law after she married in and was shunned by all her neighbors. As the villain in the book, she caused trouble from beginning to end, eventually successfully getting herself thrown into jail.

Hua Xiangyun: "..." How exhausting it is to be so annoying! Her experiences in her previous life told her that hard work doesn't always pay off, but not working yields happiness.

So, she moved a small chair, basked in the sun in the compound, holding a handful of melon seeds to eat while watching the drama unfold. When she needed money, she would set up a stall on the street to sell talismans.

Once she earned enough, she would go home and continue eating melons, living a cozy little life. But wait a minute, the person eating melons across from her, why do they look a bit familiar?