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【Age 15】

After a month in Beika, with a Zanpakuto in her right hand and a Quincy Cross in her left, Kurosaki Utahi was once again forced to explain to a resentful soul, "I'm only responsible for exterminating evil spirits; I can't manage necromancy or curses." She resolutely gathered information on criminals from various victim souls and debuted on the spot as JK detective Hagiwara Kaki.

Utahi, serious about her work: "Count your sins, culprit!"

Hagiwara, her classmate who inexplicably became her assistant and lent her his surname: "Your deerstalker hat is askew (but so cute)."

Rei and Kei, childhood friends watching on TV: "... (She is indeed a bit cute)."

【Age 22】

In the police academy cafeteria, as Furuya and Morofushi were shocked by the news that their class leader had a girlfriend, Matsuda, with "hmpf, that's it" written all over his face, pointed to his own childhood friend.

Matsuda: "This one is married."

Kei and Rei and Class Leader: "!!!"

Hagiwara, immediately the object of envy in the entire cafeteria: "Hehe~"

Matsuda, feeling emboldened because his friend was married: "His wife is a top student from Todai's Medical Department, graduating in two years. She started as a detective in high school, solved many cold cases, and is very familiar with professors in forensic medicine. Future studies in forensic medicine are already set in stone."

Kei and Rei: "... (Why does this description sound like someone we know?)"

【Age 29】

Having just submitted a new academic paper, requests for assistance from familiar faces in the First Division arrived as expected.

Utahi, who had to help in the autopsy room in two hours: "I'm a forensic doctor :)"

Having just purified a Hollow, she heard about the movements of the Organization from the protected soul.

Hagiwara, working overtime and eager to go home and cuddle his wife: "I don't want overtime... Zero, you've got another assignment!"

【Note】

・CP: Hagiwara

・Main locations are Beika, Karakura Town, and Soul Society. Stories in the Human World take up a larger proportion. Characters from other series might be borrowed, but it won't affect the main world view.

・The female lead is Ichigo's twin sister. Her name is Utahi (kaki), which sounds similar to "persimmon" (different stress). This is a consistent naming tradition in the Kurosaki family.

・This synopsis was written on 2023.12.3; the old synopsis is below.

・There are many personal settings. Characters belong to the original work; bugs and OOCs belong to me.

【Old Synopsis 2.0】【2023.3.12】

【Hagiwara's Perspective】

Is Kurosaki Utahi going to the infirmary to play dead again today? Yes.

Has Beika experienced another unknown minor earthquake? Yes.

Is she chuunibyou or really saving the world? Who knows?

Hmm? When did she start squatting on his windowsill?

And brazenly pointing at his physique, not even covering her eyes when she saw something she shouldn't. He was going to tell the teacher!

Wait, is she really a savior? A bit cool... he seems to like her even more...

【Matsuda's Perspective】

What does Kurosaki ask Hagi to do in the infirmary every day? Is it serious?

However, how does she manage to leave her body?

【A certain anonymous tanned guy】

If Kurosaki Utahi's tsundere attitude doesn't get cured, no matter how much Hiro and he help with advice, she'll only be able to pursue a career path and inherit her family's wealth.

By the way, her surname is Kurosaki, so why is she the heir to Ishida Hospital?

【A certain gentle and warm-hearted cooking genius】

It seems that before meeting Mr. Urahara, Zero always thought the blonde first love Utahi mentioned was him...

【Utahi's Perspective】

Why can't the souls of Beika City be sent to the Soul Society completely? She really wants a holiday :)

Why can't the Hollows of Beika City be cut down completely? She really, really wants a holiday :)

However, Captain Urahara pays too much (in comparison)——

【Old Synopsis 1.0】【2023.1.31】

【One】

Hagiwara knew a big secret about his classmate, the hot girl Kurosaki Kaki (Utahi).

Every time she said she had low blood sugar and asked him to take her to the infirmary, she would "die" for a bit. Her breathing, heartbeat, and vital reactions would disappear instantly, her body temperature would gradually drop, and after a while, even rigor mortis would set in.

The first time it happened, he was shocked, but just as he reported it to the police, she opened her eyes and said, with a look of disdain, that he was overreacting. Later, he got used to it.

【Two】

From a certain day, Hagiwara suddenly found that ghosts appeared in his field of vision. That night, after he had showered and returned to his room, he saw Kaki in black clothes, squatting on his windowsill, resting her face on her hands and muttering to herself, pointing at his physique.

Initially, he pretended not to see her and waited for half an hour before she left. But she came again the next day, then the third, and the fourth.

One day, a week later, she came at a very inappropriate time, yet still watched with great relish. He finally couldn't bear it anymore and reached out to cover her eyes.

【Three】

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【?】

Hagiwara was still very nervous when he went to the Soul Society. After all, it was his first time dying, he had no experience, and even though the person performing his Soul Burial was his wife, Hagiwara Kaki, he couldn't help but feel uneasy.

However, less than ten minutes after landing, the entire street was bustling with a tight procession of welcome. The first few people who rushed up to him were wearing white haori. After examining him, they said that someone had already made arrangements, and he was directly packaged and sent back.

In their seventh year of acquaintance, he finally learned that his wife's long absences in high school were truly to save the world, and twice at that.

【??】

After secretly helping his同期 (batchmate) friends on missions for the Nth time, Hagiwara couldn't help but ask his traveling wife: "Aren't gods not supposed to interfere with the Human World?"

The woman opposite looked at him with disdain, just like her charming self when they were classmates. "Who told you that? First, there's no such rule. Second, I'm just an acting one."

"Most importantly, though you died, I'm not dead yet."

In their tenth year of acquaintance, he finally learned that his wife was truly not lying about her age.

【???】

Hagiwara finally graduated, started work, and took over his wife's job in his first year.

Hagiwara: "...What's going on with Beika Town? Can fewer people die, I want a holiday for a date!"

Kaki: "I've been saying that for many years since I was a student :)"

Tags: Bleach, Romance, Sweetness, Detective Conan, Lighthearted.

Characters: Kurosaki Utahi (Kurosaki Kaki), Hagiwara, Beika Group, Karakura Group.

Other: A passionate attempt inspired by how good "Thousand-Year Blood War" is.

One-sentence summary: A Substitute Shinigami wants a holiday in Beika.

Theme: Bravely face destiny and the future.