Chapter 51 Chapter 51 updated on 11/23.
Sang Xueruo just opened her eyes, her mind was still in a state of confusion, and suddenly she realized that she was flying in the air. The whistling wind on her face was so painful that tears burst out of her eyes.
Her confused mind was instantly awakened by the shock, and she screamed with her eyes wide open.
"Ahhh, oooooooo! Ahhhh!"
Sang Chen also woke up completely when he heard the familiar "Woo, woo, woo".
The medical gauze on his cheek was blown away by the howling wind, revealing his face covered with dense black lumps of flesh from being smoked by farts, swollen and very creepy.
The black lumps of flesh exploded with a "Puff, Puff, Puff" sound. The instant pain made Sang Chen howl in agony: "Help, help, ah ah ah!"
Father Sang stared blankly at the sky, his mouth wide open, wanting to scream in fear.
However, due to the sequelae of being knocked unconscious by his eldest son's fart poison, he vomited blood seven or eight times in a short period of time. And because of Daju, he was blown away by the wind twice and hit the wall hard, vomiting blood twice again.
All in all, he is now in extremely weak condition.
Father Sang felt his body flying into the air and then falling rapidly.
He was filled with despair, and his grief reached its peak in an instant, with a fishy smell quickly rising up his throat.
"puff!"
"puff!"
"puff!"
Father Sang opened his mouth and spat out three large mouthfuls of blood in the air like fairy scattering flowers.
When Lu Yufei and the others heard Sang Xueruo's scream, they realized that they had left behind Junior Sister Xueruo and her family.
Then, they listened to the screams of Junior Sister Xue Rou and Sang Chen, and watched helplessly as the three of them flew into the air and then rapidly descended, finally disappearing from their sight.
Lu Yufei yelled: "Little Junior Sister!!!"
The others were startled back to their senses by her miserable screams.
Zhang Yi and Song Mian's faces trembled when they thought of Chi Chenchuan fainting beside the cat litter pool, how he smelled of cat feces and urine, and how he was so angry at Sang Wanwan that he fainted.
"Be more open-minded, keep a normal mind, and everything will be in its proper place." Zhang Yi patted Lu Yufei's shoulder.
Song Mian also sighed, "Senior Sister Yufei, Zhang Yi is right, don't think too much about Junior Sister's affairs, just keep a normal mind."
Lu Yufei: “…”
“Hahahaha meow, hahaha meow.”
Soon, Lu Yufei and others heard Daju's crazy laughter and immediately forgot about Sang Xueruo and her family of three.
Daju rolled on the ground laughing.
It rolled around on the ground, slapping the ground with its tail. It looked smug, with its mouth curved into an arc, revealing its sharp white teeth. It taunted, "Hahaha, meow, evil god, you spineless lackey, meow. I threw away the two-legged beast you were loyal to, meow. Are you angry? Are you sad? Hahaha, meow!"
The little black ball evil god baby... oh, now he has become a little red ball out of jealousy. His head is full of question marks when he listens to what the big orange one says.
Why should it be sad? Why should it be angry?
The evil baby couldn't understand what Big Orange said, but its brain was only the size of a peanut, and its mind was full of the three words "a small lump" that Big Orange said, and it thought that Big Orange was laughing at it.
This is too much, too much, it's really too much bullying!
This big fat cat not only stepped on it and scolded it for no reason, but now it was even laughing at it for being small.
Damn fat cat, does it think that just because it is strong and has a big, fat head that is so pretty and cute, it can bully a 500-year-old baby?
Ahhh, I'm so angry. Don't think that it won't hit you just because you look sturdy and pretty.
The evil baby was angry and jealous, and yelled like crazy: "You fat cat, give me your life!"
The four words "fat head and big ears" successfully hit the sore spot of the big orange tree, freezing its smile.
Its cat face twisted and its tone was angry: "Two-legged beast's lackey meow, I am the most beautiful cub, I am not ugly!"
After the orange cat and the evil god roared at each other, they started fighting again. You slapped me with your claws, and I corroded a layer of your fur, slapping you in the mouth while swearing.
Because Sang Wanwan was there, Song Mian and the others felt particularly relieved, and were not afraid of Daju at all, nor did they feel nervous just now. When they saw Daju and the evil god baby beating and scolding each other, their eyes were shining.
So this is how non-humans quarrel.
Zhang Yi's face was full of excitement and nervousness. When he saw Daju being beaten by the evil baby, he shouted "good" in his heart!
Chen Li and Wu Xing, two gossip media people, even took out their phones to start filming. They can guarantee that the outside world will definitely be very concerned and curious about Daju.
After all, a giant orange cat that is three meters tall, weighs hundreds of kilograms, and can spit out strong winds and tear through space has completely subverted everyone's cognition.
The video they shot today is definitely first-hand information, the only one available on the entire Internet. Neither of them dared to imagine how much traffic these videos would bring to the newspaper and to themselves personally.
This is all money, promotion and salary increase are just around the corner.
Sang Wanwan listened to Daju and the evil baby arguing for a while and figured out the root cause of their conflict.
She looked at the two unfamiliar faces beside her.
[“They are reporters from a gossip newspaper,”] the Lord God Space said, [“I’ll crawl into the Internet first to see their background… Shit, Wanwan, Wanwan, Daju has been exposed. It ran to the hospital to catch someone and was photographed. Now the Internet is full of news about it, all kinds of conspiracy theories and doomsday theories. Ah, there are actually people who think it’s chubby and round and looks cute and want to adopt it.”]
【“Someone even set up a Daju fan club online, saying they want to protect the best Daju and donate money to buy dried fish for Daju!”】
Sang Wanwan wasn't too surprised.
When she saw Sang Xueruo and the other two, she had a vague feeling that Daju might have run away to the real world.
This happened in a hospital and was captured by so many people in photos and videos, so it's normal for it to spread online.
Just listening to what the main god space said, what is abnormal is that the people above did not delete the post to prevent public opinion from spreading further.
Sang Wanwan remembered what Song Mian said, that several major Xuanmen families and the management bureau had sent their elites to go abroad to participate in missions in the advanced undead realm.
Judging from the fact that Daju was being discussed so recklessly on the Internet, something unexpected must have gotten out of control overseas, and perhaps other dangers had occurred.
The leaders above probably wanted to use Daju's appearance to reveal part of the truth to the public.
Sang Wanwan thought of the book, in which the matter of the realm of the dead and resentment was not fully exposed until more than ten years later.
At that time, the world's ghost realm and various supernatural events occurred frequently, resentment was rampant, and people all over the world were invaded by resentment and lived in pain every day.
The Heavenly Master in the country has become the "savior" and the spiritual sustenance of most people.
“Boom boom boom!”
The big orange cat fell to the ground and rolled several times before stopping.
Han Xiuyan and Lu Yufei both looked anxious. They had spent more time with the big orange cat and had rolled a big, firm fur ball for it. They couldn't help but lean towards it in their hearts.
Not to mention, deep down in their hearts, both of them had the desire to conquer Daju.
When they saw Daju being knocked away, their faces changed color and they shouted in unison: "Daju, come on, stand up!"
Next to him, Zhang Yi's eyes narrowed instantly when he heard what the two said.
Because of that fat cat, his Black Iron Sword wife broke into two pieces, and a full 170 million was wasted. He wished that the Evil God Baby would cripple the cat.
Seeing his teammates openly standing on Fat Cat's side, Zhang Yi decided not to pretend anymore.
He took a deep breath and shouted, "Come on, evil god baby, defeat Fatty Cat!"
Han Xiuyan and Lu Yufei turned around and stared at him instantly.
Lu Yufei narrowed her eyes and asked, "What do you mean?"
"Haha," Zhang Yi held a ten-meter-long stick, "You support Fatty Cat, and I support Evil God Baby."
Han Xiuyan: "Big Orange wasn't that crazy originally, it was that evil spirit that suddenly went crazy and attacked it."
Zhang Yi: "It's hard to say. Who knows if it did anything excessive before the evil baby attacked it?"
Lu Yufei: "You are just making excuses!"
Zhang Yi: "I seek truth from facts!"
…
For some unknown reason, the three of them started a verbal fight, refusing to give in to each other. It looked like they were cursing at the haters just to protect their idol.
Sang Wanwan saw that they were arguing until their faces turned red and their expressions were very complicated. She shook her head and sighed.
Looking at this group of heavenly masters before us, it is hard to imagine that they are the spiritual sustenance of the entire nation in the book. It is better to believe in Daju than to believe in them.
Song Mian was completely dumbfounded listening to the quarrel between the three people.
No, what's wrong with her teammates? Why are they standing up for Daju and Evil God Baby like fans? Wake up, they are both not good people.
Song Mian was so anxious that he scratched his head and said, "Stop arguing, stop arguing, we are all teammates."
However, no one paid any attention to her. Instead, the three of them quarreled even more fiercely.
Lu Yufei: "Big Orange will definitely defeat the evil god baby!"
Song Mian had a wooden face.
Senior sister, even if Daju wins, so what? It has nothing to do with you.
Zhang Yi touched the ten-meter-long stick in his hand and said, "The evil god baby is the best in the world!"
Song Mian: “…”
“Boom boom boom!”
“Bang, bang, bang!”
Daju and the evil baby fell to the ground at the same time, creating a deep pit of several dozen meters.
Ten seconds later, they came out from the bottom of the pit and stood facing each other. The fight was over, and a new round of verbal battle was about to begin.
The big orange one gave a devilish smile: "Two-legged beast's lackey meow!"
The evil baby stared at the big orange's fat belly, gritting his teeth in jealousy: "You fat-headed, big-eared damn cat!"
Sang Wanwan looked at them and said slowly, "You two, if you have anything to discuss, please sit down and discuss it properly. Don't ruin the harmony."
Daju and the evil baby were grinning, ready to curse again.
Suddenly they heard a gentle voice as soft as spring breeze, and they both turned their heads to look at Sang Wanwan.
They were fighting and scolding so hard just now that they didn't even notice there were a few more humans.
It can be said that they never took these humans seriously at all.
In the eyes of the evil baby, humans are fickle-minded, forcibly waking it up without giving it food, and even viciously feeding it poisonous blood.
In Daju's heart, bipeds are despicable, cunning and cruel creatures that abuse their own kind.
Now they were staring at Sang Wanwan with an indescribable feeling, as if they were shot by something and their hearts were beating "boom boom boom" so fast.
The evil baby sniffed hard in the direction of Sang Wanwan, and then it became so excited that it split into several groups on the spot.
Oh my god, this is the smell, so fragrant.
The evil baby wants to cry.
Five hundred years ago, after its predecessor died, it came into being as the successor evil god.
As an evil baby, it knew from birth that it had no family and was extremely miserable being alone.
Seeing those human cubs being pampered by their entire family, the evil baby was so envious that he secretly shed tears.
So, it chooses to sleep.
During these five hundred years, people have tried various methods to awaken it, but the evil baby remained indifferent.
Humph, it doesn't want to wake up and face the cold world without family alone.
Until one day, some humans soaked it in a bowl of blood. The scent of the blood made it obsessed and intoxicated, and it woke up without caring about anything.
Who would have thought that while it was diligently completing its work, the humans who broke into its door not only let it go hungry, but also tried to poison it with their stinking blood.
It's really terrible.
I didn't get paid for my work and was almost poisoned to death. Humans are just black-hearted capitalists!
The evil baby smelled the sweet scent emanating from Sang Wanwan's body, and because he hadn't had a full meal for a long time, he cried out in grievance.
It suddenly started crying, and Song Mian and the others were all startled.
What's going on? Why is the evil baby, who was fighting fiercely with the big orange just now, crying?
The evil baby's voice sounded like that of a little girl of four or five years old. It was crying so miserably at this moment. Song Mian's heart began to soften involuntarily as she listened to its childish and aggrieved cry.
Even Lu Yufei and Han Xiuyan, who had just supported Daju, softened their hearts towards it.
"Hey, don't cry." Song Mian hurriedly coaxed, "Talk nicely, we will help you."
Lu Yufei's voice softened a lot: "Baby, don't cry. Tell us what's wrong, and we sisters will help you."
Han Xiuyan also comforted her: "Brothers will help you too."
Zhang Yi: "Yes, yes, yes, stop crying."
While crying, the evil baby secretly glanced at Sang Wanwan, only to find that her facial expression did not change at all.
It sobbed even more violently.
Song Mian was heartbroken and looked at Daju with eyes full of condemnation.
Originally, when Daju heard the two-legged lackey of the evil god crying, his face was full of pride.
This lackey must have been beaten to tears by it, meow.
Haha, you are really spineless, an evil god is crying, how shameful.
But at this moment, it noticed that a two-legged beast was looking at it with a very strange look.
The big orange cat's heart skipped a beat and he frowned, feeling something was wrong. He couldn't help but sneak a peek at Sang Wanwan, wanting to know her attitude.
Lu Yufei said with disapproval on her face: "Big Orange, please give way to the evil god. It is still a baby."
"Yes," Han Xiuyan nodded, "Big Orange, the evil god is just a baby. You are so old now, you should be a cat with a sense of pattern."
Daju: “???”
It stared at Lu Yufei and Han Xiuyan, and its fat body took two steps back with a "thump". The cat was shocked.
These two two-legged beasts were supporting and cheering it on just now, meow, why did they suddenly turn to the evil god, meow?
Ahhh, I'm so pissed off at these fickle two-legged beasts!
The big orange cat roared at them angrily: "I am a baby too, I am only one year old!"
When it roared, a gust of wind came out of its mouth, and the unprepared Song Mian and others were blown seven or eight meters away in an instant.
The evil baby stopped crying immediately, and his voice cracked with jealousy: "What?! You are so strong and chubby at only one year old?! Impossible! Absolutely impossible!"
Ahhh, I'm so angry, it's 500 years old and only as big as a small fist!