Alright, No More Spoiling [Book Transmigration]

Summary: Pre-collected novel: "Not Answering Calls, Have You Reconciled with Your Husband?"

1.

Liu Jingheng was born with a chronic illness, requiring long-term treatment and medication, which led to memory decline, making him dull and slow.

On the verge of death, he transmigrated into a danmei novel as the cannon fodder green tea character.

This green tea character committed all sorts of malicious acts, ending up with the most tragic fate—enemies rejoiced, and even relatives were happier than the enemies.

Liu Jingheng's outdated CPU ran for half a year and concluded:

I don't want to live anymore; better to complete the cannon fodder mission quickly—that little box is my final destination.

Upon transmigrating, the cannon fodder was plotting to frame the protagonist shou, aiming to ruin his reputation.

Plus the classic cannon fodder line: "I sincerely treated you as a friend, why did you harm me! Villain!"

Liu Jingheng clenched his fist firmly: Just do it, throw me into the Yellow River, let the whole nation drink Longjing tea.

But when he opened his mouth, he realized his brain was as blank as goose feathers, his severely degenerated tongue rolled up, and he stammered:

"I sincerely harm you, why did you treat me as a friend. Vil-vil..."

Protagonist shou: ...?

How did it suddenly turn into spoiling?

Under the moonlight, the protagonist shou held Liu Jingheng in the garden, softly coaxing:

"Doesn't hurt anymore, right? Next time you have any plan, tell me in advance, I'll cooperate properly."

Behind them, the protagonist gong's sandbag-sized fists cracked as he clenched them.

2.

According to the original plot, seeing his wife heartbroken and leaving, the protagonist gong devised a plan, using someone else to kill.

He approached Liu Jingheng proactively and said:

"I also want to marry you, but my little uncle strongly opposes it. Go find him, say you have his bed photos to force him, don't say I told you."

Liu Jingheng, upon hearing this, wanted to die even more.

In the original text, little uncle Qin Du was the ultimate big villain pointed at by thousands, devoid of humanity; he had personally removed his mother's oxygen mask back then, setting the stage for his later rebellion.

To enter the soil peacefully sooner, Liu Jingheng clenched his fist x2: Villain is bad, I'm good, I'll let the whole nation drink Longjing tea.

He found Qin Du, and upon meeting the man's cold gaze, his old brain struggled and failed, messing up the "you me him" taught by the protagonist gong, stammering:

"You, if you don't marry me, you have to show me your bed photos..."

Qin Du didn't even look up, his voice chillingly cold:

"Speak properly, if you spoil again, go back where you came from."

Liu Jingheng: No duck.

After the failed action, to return to transmigration, Liu Jingheng followed Qin Du's butt every day, opening his mouth with threats.

Diligence makes up for clumsiness; the lines became more fluent, and he even learned to apply them flexibly.

Liu Jingheng threatened: "If you don't agree, I won't eat, starve me to death."

Qin Du finally mercifully looked up: "So? Want me to feed you?"

Liu Jingheng froze like a duck with its neck pinched.

Suddenly couldn't remember, is that what it meant?

Then he heard Qin Du say:

"Fine, spoil for me to see."

Liu Jingheng: ? "I won't, little uncle, don't torment me."

Qin Du lifted the spoon: "Such a good boy."

Liu Jingheng always remembered letting the whole nation drink Longjing tea, knowing his brain couldn't be trusted, so he pulled out his carefully compiled "Green Tea Manual".

Follow it to read, sure to be right.

He found the relevant issue in the manual, flipped to the next page, and confidently read the answer:

"Brother, I'm wearing transparent little lace below today, want to see? I remember your lover doesn't like wearing transparent little lace."

Liu Jingheng: ...? Such unfamiliar words.

Dead hand, the book must be flipped page by page!

Just as he was about to reread, he heard Qin Du's voice from across, low and cold but with hidden amusement:

"So obedient, let me see, what pattern lace."

Liu Jingheng: .

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Reading Guide:

1. The shou has memory degeneration due to long-term medication, treatment, surgical hypoxia, mild cognitive impairment, sometimes slurring speech.

2. Except for the original gong, it's all-around doting harem.

3. The gong is the villain, only loves the shou, others are trash to him.

4. This story is absurd, illogical, author has limited vocabulary, poor writing, too late to hit, will work hard next life!

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Pre-collected novel, please collect!!!

"Not Answering Calls, Have You Reconciled with Your Husband?"

1.

Top entertainer Lin Shuyue offended a flop due to severe face blindness, got revenge from the flop and his backer, and on the verge of death, transmigrated into a hit novel.

Good news: Protagonist!

Bad news: Flower market product.

In the original text, the protagonist is an 18th-tier flop who, to rise, used the drugging, photo, hot search trio, breaking up the current husband and his deeply loved white moonlight.

The white moonlight leaves one day, husband becomes completely perverted, hobby is sending the protagonist to other men's beds, watching the protagonist humiliated and crying under others, enjoying desire at its peak.

Lin Shuyue: No rush, first find the time machine entrance.

But the transmigration timing was off; he didn't find the time machine entrance, but his own entrance faced the biggest chrysanthemum crisis.

Lin Shuyue grabbed a fruit knife to fight the man on him, but after seeing the man's face clearly, his hand had an extra apple:

"Hard work plowing, tired right? I'll peel an apple for you to nourish your body."

At that time, the husband hiding in the dark watching the show lost his smile.

2.

Lin Shuyue experienced vulgar yet overwhelming pleasure, immediately setting a new life goal:

He wants to be happy day and night, become the happiest person in the world.

On set as an extra, Lin Shuyue saw a man very similar to that night, proactively pulled him to the rest room, tore clothes:

"Quick battle, I only have one hour break."

But no, feels wrong.

Whatever, too late, get on first.

At that time, the husband hiding in the dark had eyes dark and gloomy like a pool of dead water.

3.

Lin Shuyue got tired; there are many handsome men and beauties in the book, ultimate pleasure isn't hanging on one tree.

He started looking for new targets.

But the man who once brought him pleasure wouldn't have it, changing numbers several times a day to call and check on him; Lin Shuyue simply blacklisted all numbers for peace.

Unexpectedly, one night several hot searches exploded, sending him to rising star path.

The big conglomerate representative publicly @ him on Weibo:

[Not answering calls, have you reconciled with your husband?]

The film emperor with billions of fans followed @ him:

[Sir, answer the phone? You don't want your husband to lose his job and face bankruptcy, right?]

Lin Shuyue: ?

That night, Lin Shuyue knelt on the floor, husband calmly flipping his phone, eyes frosted with snow.

That night, no matter how good the villa soundproofing, neighbors still heard the heart-wrenching roar:

"Who's message are you replying to, show me, show me!"

"No wonder you suddenly switched to Android, turns out Android can dual WeChat."

"The photos you sent to others on your alt are spicy, add me and send me some."

"Add me!!!"

Lin Shuyue: No, you're not my type.

Content tags: Wealthy Family Sweet Transmigration Refreshing Lighthearted

Liu Jingheng Qin Du

One-sentence summary: The original is written like this, super cute.

Theme: Equality first, then love.