Chapter 66 Taking a dump in the street...
Chapter 66
Chu Xingli lay on the bed.
He collapsed into a limp heap, his eyes glazed over.
Luo Xiaoran stood by the bedside the whole time, keeping him company as Chu Xingli held his wrist tightly.
As the python needle pierced her flesh, Chu Xingli's fingers trembled slightly, and she bit her lip without making a sound.
But it wasn't actually painful; it was just the chilling, terrifying feeling of my skin being pulled and tugged... that was really heart-wrenching.
After an unknown amount of time, Chu Xingli finally heard Dr. He tell him that "the treatment is over."
Suddenly, I relaxed and closed my eyes in a daze.
After resting in bed for a while, Chu Xingli regained her senses and somewhat embarrassedly released Luo Xiaoran's hand, which she had been holding tightly the whole time.
Before he could even pull his hand away from Luo Xiaoran's, Luo Xiaoran grabbed it from behind, preventing Chu Xingli from escaping.
Chu Xingli was taken aback.
He pursed his lips, wanting to look up and see Luo Xiaoran's expression.
Just as Chu Xingli was about to move his neck, Luo Xiaoran used his fingers to pin down his chin, preventing him from raising his head.
"...What's wrong?" Chu Xingli was forced to remain in the same position as when Doctor He finished treating him, still with his head down, and asked Luo Xiaoran in a low voice.
Luo Xiaoran squatted down so that Chu Xingli, who was lying on the bed, could look down at him, and said in a gentle voice, "I'm afraid it will hurt if you look up."
The area that was just treated included the back of the neck, and tilting the head back can easily pull on that area.
Luo Xiaoran had never experienced this treatment method before and was completely unaware of the pain level of the python needle, so he didn't want Baobao to do anything that might cause pain.
Chu Xingli's heart stirred, and she gave a low "hmm," which was taken as tacit approval of Luo Xiaoran's actions.
"Does it hurt?" Luo Xiaoran kissed his fingertips tenderly.
Chu Xingli was completely powerless against Luo Xiaoran's gentle demeanor.
He answered softly, "It doesn't hurt, it's just a sore, swollen feeling..."
At this point, Chu Xingli still swallowed hard, still feeling a lingering fear.
His Adam's apple bobbed slightly, a glistening bead of sweat slid across the top of it before quickly disappearing into the soft collar of his shirt.
Luo Xiaoran's eyes darkened.
He subtly blocked the cameraman's lens with half of his shoulder.
[Cameraman, be brave! Stand on tiptoe! Take a picture of Ranzi's hug from above his shoulder!]
No wonder Ranzi wanted to block the camera; anyone could stand seeing him like that (wiping drool)!
[A hug is the best way to soothe your stomach afterward.jpg]
[Ber, Luo Xiaoran, you eat so well every day?]
[This is so erotic, really o(╥﹏╥)o]
Every day, I oscillate between envy and hatred towards Luo Xiaoran.
[Even if we take a step back and say that Hugs really can't be my wife, waaaaah!]
Lin Ning was constantly worried about Chu Xingli's condition inside.
Seeing that Doctor He had finished treating Chu Xingli and came out, he quickly stepped forward and asked, "Doctor He, how is Xingli?"
Zhu Ji was incredibly clingy, following Lin Ning step by step.
Hearing Lin Ning ask Doctor He about Chu Xingli, he was both curious and worried, yet also a little jealous: "Ningning~"
Dr. He smiled and pointed inside: "He's still recovering. Why don't you go in and check on him?"
After saying that, he went to continue taking the pulses of the program crew members who were behind him in line.
Lin Ning peeked into the room first, and only after confirming that Chu Xingli was not improperly dressed did she allow Zhu Ji to come in as well.
"Xingli, how are you? Does it hurt?" Lin Ning nodded to Luo Xiaoran, walked to the bedside, and reached out to hold Chu Xingli's other hand.
Chu Xingli was worried that Lin Ning would be scared, so she smiled and comforted him, saying, "It doesn't hurt, you don't feel anything at all."
Zhu Ji's mouth moves faster than his brain.
After hearing Chu Xingli's words, he directly exposed the other party's lie: "Nonsense, Xingli, your lips have turned white."
Chu Xingli: "..."
...After all, you've been pricked with several long needles, so it's bound to hurt.
Is it really possible to feel nothing at all?
[Waaaaah, but Hug's lips have really turned white. No matter how hard I try to smile, it still hurts o(╥﹏╥)o]
[Ranzi, you really shouldn't love her so much. You're holding her hand so tightly, it's almost heartbreaking to see her like that.]
[Hug: Zhu Daniu, if you dare say that to me again, I'll have Doctor He stick a python needle into your mouth!]
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Chu Xingli finally managed to rest well in the inner room and regain some of her strength.
As soon as I came out, I heard that Zhou Maidong was about to test the power of the python needle, and I couldn't help but worry for Brother Zhou.
Because of the pressure from Luo Xiaoran, Bao Keming didn't dare to tease Chu Xingli casually. He could only steal glances at the fun. Seeing Chu Xingli's unsteady steps, he couldn't help but want to laugh.
But then he thought, if Chu Xingli's kidney deficiency was cured after receiving the python needle treatment, he might as well give it a try.
Seeing everyone's interest in python needle therapy, Dr. He paused his pulse-taking and gave a brief introduction: "We also have massage therapy, which can most directly reflect your liver and kidneys..."
Chu Xingli didn't dare to listen to the whole thing.
However, compared to attentively listening to lectures, he felt that the practical application afterward was the most terrifying thing.
Therefore, Chu Xingli felt that the most urgent task was to leave this terrible place.
“I want to try it,” Zhu Ji eagerly raised his hand. “I want to try both massage and python needles.”
Lin Ning gave him a sympathetic look.
She wanted to explain to him, but she felt he was stubborn and wouldn't listen to reason, so she let Zhu Ji go.
“Huh? I suddenly remembered,” Chu Xingli came up with an idea, got up and walked outside, muttering to herself as she went, “The puppy is still waiting for me to play with him, I’ll go out and take a look first.”
Lin Ning was feeling guilty because she was worried that Dr. He would find out she was pregnant.
Seeing Chu Xingli get up and walk out, he quickly stood up as well, echoing, "Yes, yes, he must be scared lying there all by himself."
When people feel awkward, they usually pretend to be very busy.
[Haha, I understand you felt guilty giving me a hug, but Ningning, why did you run away too?]
[Puppy? What puppy? Are you referring to that Labrador that's clearly obese?]
[Hilarious! Dr. He, are you really trying to drive Hug to his death?]
[After hearing about the kidney reflex zones, Hug completely chickened out, haha]
[Hugs: Please don't mention kidneys, I've already behaved, please let me go]
[Zhu Daniu is truly courting death; he actually dared to try his hand at the python needle.]
Besides examining and treating the dog himself, Chu Xingli kept an eye on the dog's condition through the window.
He was worried that a simple and friendly dog like a Labrador would be easily taken away by someone with ulterior motives.
Therefore, as soon as he regained his freedom of movement, he was thinking about going out to check on the dog, hoping to wait for the owner to come and take the dog home.
“Xingli, look,” Lin Ning said with a smile, patting Chu Xingli’s arm and pointing in the direction of the green belt, “the dog started wagging its tail after seeing you.”
Labradors are naturally friendly, and having already sensed Chu Xingli's kindness, they felt happy and excited just seeing Chu Xingli from afar.
Its large tail almost left an afterimage as it swayed.
Zhu Ji was so attached to Lin Ning that when he saw that the others had left him behind, he immediately lost interest in the python needles and massage, and hurriedly caught up with Lin Ning.
"He seems to be injured? Why is he lying here without moving? Is it his leg?" Chu Xingli circled the dog.
The dog thought he was playing with it, and kept tilting its big head back, grinning and sticking out its tongue at Chu Xingli.
Luo Xiaoran also looked down at the dog's condition, and after thinking for a moment, said to Chu Xingli, "I don't think it's injured. It looks like it's just tired from playing and is resting here."
Thinking that Bao Bao might be very worried if she didn't confirm, Luo Xiaoran changed the subject: "But we should still get her checked to rule out the possibility of injury."
Knowing that Zhu Ji was afraid of dogs, Chu Xingli arranged for him to stand where the dog had just been lying, waiting for the dog owner to come over.
She and Luo Xiaoran took the Labrador to a nearby veterinary hospital to have its leg bones checked.
Zhu Ji spent his entire life battling with the Chinese language.
He didn't understand what Chu Xingli said, but he roughly understood what Chu Xingli meant.
...This is a very contradictory topic, but it appeared perfectly in Zhu Ji's thought process.
"Xingli, do you mean I should lie down where the dog was just lying and wait for my owner?"
After Zhu Ji finished speaking, he realized that he had spoken somewhat clumsily, or even comically.
He quickly shook his head and corrected, "No, no, no, we should wait for the dog's owner, right?"
Chu Xingli was stunned: "It's true that we're waiting for the dog's owner, but what you said earlier..."
He wondered if he had misheard, but looking at Zhu Ji's expression, it was clear that he hadn't.
Chu Xingli wanted to laugh, but knew she should first explain to Zhu Ji: "I didn't tell you to lie down where the dog lies. You can just stand here and wait."
Zhu Ji nodded honestly: "Thank you, my friend."
He was about to pull up his pants and squat down when, luckily, Xing Li was there and helped him out of his predicament.
Chu Xingli: "...You're welcome."
[Haha, I'm truly impressed that you'd lie down where the dog was just lying. Zhu Daniu, how did you even come up with that idea?]
[Lemon: Animal cruelty is prohibited! (pointing to Zhu Daniu)]
[Zhu Daniu: Xingli, you don't understand artists. I'm willing to step forward for art.]
[Hugs: I never said waiting for the dog's owner was some kind of art (stunned image)]
【Ningning, since we're here with Dr. He, why don't you bring Zhu Daniu to get acupuncture done on his ear?】
I think Zhu Daniu's condition is no longer just a problem with his ears.
[lol, yes, I need to get some acupuncture on my brain (doge)]
"Come on, Xiao Bao," Chu Xingli rolled up her sleeves, preparing to bend down and pick up the Labrador from the ground, "I'll lift you up, let's go see the vet, okay?"
"Huff~ Huff~"
The Labrador wagged its tail happily, clearly enjoying Chu Xingli's affection; its bright, expectant eyes were full of anticipation.
"Let me do it." Luo Xiaoran stopped Chu Xingli's arm from reaching towards the dog.
He glanced at it briefly and figured the Labrador's weight probably wasn't much lighter than Hug's.
Hugs might be difficult to lift up easily, and if you really can't lift him up, you'll inevitably feel incredibly embarrassed in public.
Moreover, Baobao has just finished treatment and cannot do such strenuous physical labor.
Chu Xingli couldn't help but think the dog in front of her was incredibly cute.
He had no idea that this Labrador weighed more than any Labrador he had ever seen before.
However, Luo Xiaoran was always stronger than him. Chu Xingli knew he was weak and was indeed worried that he might accidentally drop the dog because he wasn't strong enough.
"Okay, then be careful." Chu Xingli turned to the side, making way for Luo Xiaoran.
Luo Xiaoran bent down, about to reach out and hug the dog, when he suddenly caught a glimpse of a small silver tag through the layers of flesh on the Labrador's neck.
He raised his hand and placed it on the dog's head, rubbing it soothingly. Then he reached down to the collar, which was almost hidden under the flesh, and pulled out the silver tag.
“Hug me,” Luo Xiaoran called to Chu Xingli, turning around. “His name is here.”
Chu Xingli squatted down next to Luo Xiaoran in surprise, looked at the silver name tag he was holding, and leaned closer: "Alexander? Your name is Alexander?"
After he finished speaking, he looked into the dog's eyes, waiting for the little guy's reaction.
"Woof! Woof woof!!!"
The Labrador responded excitedly with two barks, wagging its tail even faster.
“He’s quite fashionable,” Zhu Ji said, applying what he had learned with self-satisfaction, “a foreign dog.”
Lin Ning: "..."
Chu Xingli: "..."
Luo Xiaoran: "..."
Why does it sound so awkward to him?
[Lemon: Why do I feel like I've been scolded? (*￣︶￣)]
[This is hilarious! Doesn't everyone find it funny that Ranzi was prying the dog's name tag out of its layers of flesh? Hahaha]
When will Zhu Daniu's thought process finally become normal, hahaha?
[He's Quite Stylish, Foreign Dog]
[Labrador: Hey, you're actually right!]
[Hugs, I think you probably don't even weigh as much as a dog (to the finger)]
Alexander really enjoyed spending time with Chu Xingli and his group.
When Luo Xiaoran tried to hug him, he didn't resist at all. He even cleverly put his two paws on Luo Xiaoran's shoulders to make himself more comfortable.
Chu Xingli couldn't help but laugh and said to Luo Xiaoran, "How can he be so clever? He's so cute."
Alexander grinned and enthusiastically stuck his tongue out at Chu Xingli.
Chu Xingli found the nearest pet hospital on her phone.
He walked beside Luo Xiaoran, guiding her.
Fortunately, the road was easy to find, and the hospital wasn't far away, so they found it quickly.
Chu Xingli pushed open the door of the pet hospital.
This pet hospital isn't very big; they should be seen soon.
A veterinarian in a white coat came out. He looked very busy, and as he walked, he looked at the folder in his hand and wrote and drew on it.
"What's wrong?"
"Doctor, there's a puppy that's injured, it might have a fracture," Chu Xingli said, carefully helping Luo Xiaoran place the dog from her arms onto the treatment bed. "Could you please take a look and see what's wrong?"
Two more staff members came out from behind: "Alexander? Why did you trick people into coming here again?"
The moment the veterinarian saw Alexander, he made a diagnosis without hesitation. Then, he pushed up his glasses and asked Chu Xingli, "You just said there was another injured puppy? Where is it?"
A hint of embarrassment flashed in Chu Xingli's eyes as she slowly moved toward Alexander, who required two staff members to lift.
He held up one finger, pointing a little sheepishly at the dog: "The puppy I was talking about... is him."
Veterinarian: "???"
[It's confirmed, from now on, Hug will definitely be a doting dad.]
Baby, you are a grandma, and only a grandma would not dislike her chubby grandson.
[Haha, in Hugs' eyes, there are no big dogs, only little dogs]
[It's because Ranzi just brought the Labrador over, so I had no idea how big this fat dog was, right? hhh]
[Veterinarian: Where is he small?]
Chu Xingli's sluggish reactions caused by the aftereffects could occur at any time.
The veterinarian had already lowered his head to continue writing the medical records for other puppies when Chu Xingli finally understood what he meant.
"Alexander? A lie?"
The veterinarian looked up and saw the cameraman following behind Chu Xingli and Luo Xiaoran, who politely avoided filming him directly. He belatedly realized that they were guests on the currently popular divorce reality show.
He pushed up his glasses, and asked Chu Xingli with a wry smile, "Weren't you guys recording a show? How did Alexander trick you into coming here?"
“We saw him injured by the roadside, lying there unable to get up,” Chu Xingli said, looking at Alexander who had regained his mobility. She was shocked by the true nature of the little rascal. “So he was lying all along?”
“Yes, he wasn’t injured at all, he was faking it,” the veterinarian said, sounding used to it. “He faked being sick to get food.”
Chu Xingli: "???"
Luo Xiaoran: "..."
“He’s a regular,” the veterinarian said, getting even angrier at the mention of it, looking like he wanted to kick Alexander’s butt a couple of times. “Every time he comes, he has to eat two pounds of dog food before he’ll leave, like a black pig.”
Chu Xingli: "???"
Luo Xiaoran: "..."
“His owner will be here to pick him up in a little while,” the veterinarian said, more adept at handling Alexander’s fate than at administering vaccinations to puppies. “However, he has a skin condition recently, so he might get a bath here today.”
Chu Xingli was very sad.
He was fooled by a dog for the first time in his life.
However, his emotions came and went quickly.
Regarding the claim that Alexander was a deceitful and bad dog, Chu Xingli found Alexander rather amusing.
Besides, he had never even seen a black pig take a bath.
Chu Xingli was thinking to himself, and just as he turned around to tell Luo Xiaoran about it, Luo Xiaoran spoke up first: "Then let's give him a bath."
As he spoke, he took out his phone to scan the QR code.
Dogs don't like taking baths.
Let's give Alexander a bath as payment for his deception.
Do you want to take a shower?
The veterinarian frowned upon hearing this, seemingly displeased.
He glanced back at his assistant, discussed it with her for a moment, then turned back to Chu Xingli and said, "Then this will have to be charged as a super-duper fat dog."
Luo Xiaoran had no objection to the price, but he knew that Bao Bao would be very interested in these specific items, so he patiently waited for the doctor to explain.
“We have different pricing standards for bathing cats and dogs here,” the veterinarian said. “It’s 40 yuan for puppies under three kilograms, 50 yuan for puppies between three and six kilograms, and 60 yuan for puppies between six and ten kilograms…”
Chu Xingli politely raised his hand.
The veterinarian stopped explaining the prices and asked Chu Xingli to speak.
“Given his weight,” Chu Xingli looked at Alexander, who was lying on the ground wagging his tail, completely unaware of his impending fate, and then looked at the veterinarian, “let’s just start with prices for those over fifty kilograms.”
The veterinarian thought about it and realized that this made sense.
“I’m always dreading giving Alexander a bath; his tail can really hurt when it hits you,” the assistant complained. “It’s practically a controlled weapon.”
Upon hearing the young lady's words, Chu Xingli couldn't help but turn around and laugh at Luo Xiaoran: "Haha, his tail and your mouth are both controlled weapons."
Luo Xiaoran: "..."
The assistant watched their interaction with a warm, maternal smile.
[Ranzi Bro: I'll take that as a compliment]
[Haha, Ranzi is getting better too. His mouth is now comparable to a Labrador's tail!]
[Even her mask couldn't hide her joy at openly shipping couples, hahaha]
[Ranzi said he wanted to give the Labrador a bath, but the veterinarian wasn't happy at all; instead, he frowned. lol]
After all, who would willingly take on the extra task of bathing a super fat dog for no reason? (doge)
The assistant brought two more assistants with her, and the three of them went in dejectedly to give Alexander a bath.
Labradors are good-natured and don't struggle, but that doesn't mean they don't shake off water.
It was such a big lump, and incredibly strong. After taking a shower, it instinctively shook its head and butt, instantly spraying water droplets and dog hair evenly onto the heads and bodies of the three young ladies surrounding it.
The girls: "..."
However, that's not all.
Alexander was pleased when he felt that he had shaken off most of the water.
He used his large paws to approach a young woman.
Then, it swung its iron rod tail at high speed, a tail that could almost break a person's bones.
The girl who got dumped: "..."
*
Alexander was shoved into the drying oven without a word.
His owner came over before he was completely dry.
A burly man walked in and immediately berated Alexander with a laugh: "You good-for-nothing, why are you here again to embarrass me?"
After the veterinarian explained the situation to him, the older brother quickly took out his phone to transfer the money for the bath to Luo Xiaoran.
Chu Xingli repeatedly refused, saying it wasn't necessary, but he couldn't resist his older brother's sincerity and enthusiasm, so he had to open the QR code and let his brother transfer the money back.
“I’ve been living here for the past six months,” the older brother said to Chu Xingli, who was walking beside him, as he led Alexander out of the pet hospital. “I didn’t expect him to be even more outgoing than me. He’s become familiar with all the shop owners in this area and goes out to eat and drink for free every day.”
Seeing Chu Xingli's longing gaze, the older brother readily handed the leash to Chu Xingli: "You can hold it and play with him."
Chu Xingli immediately accepted the leash with both hands, saying happily, "Thank you, brother."
Luo Xiaoran smiled.
The town isn't very big, so the traffic congestion isn't too bad.
In the entire town, only the long street in the very center has traffic lights.
Chu Xingli led her dog and followed the flow of people onto this street.
While standing by the roadside waiting for the green light, a question suddenly came to mind.
"Brother, I have a question," Chu Xingli had never owned a Labrador before, so he was very curious about this breed of dog, "Do Labradors poop a lot?"
Unexpectedly, before Chu Xingli could finish speaking or even answer, Alexander did something that left Chu Xingli stunned and speechless for a long time—
When the green light came on, the dog, with its leash long enough, happily ran to the middle of the road.
Then squat down and begin...
It's diarrhea.
Chu Xingli: "..."
Luo Xiaoran: "..."
Big Brother: "..."
[Haha, this is hilarious! So you're saying you'll grant any request?]
[Dog: Didn't you ask me if I pooped a lot? I'll poop a whole bunch right here and see for yourself.]
[Hahaha, I bet Hugs regrets asking that question now]
[Dog: Hug me, I'll poop if you want to see me, it warms his heart all day]
Chu Xingli took a deep breath.
"Brother, isn't this a bit too sudden?"
The older brother was clearly embarrassed as well.
However, now that the leash was in Chu Xingli's hands, he was no longer embarrassed.
Since Chu Xingli was the "dog owner" who attracted the vast majority of attention, he naturally wanted to stay out of the limelight and pretend to be a passerby: "Haha, he has a better stomach."
Chu Xingli could hardly believe the sight of that huge lump: "This is just... too good."
The weight being pulled...
Chu Xingli closed her eyes.
"He practically dragged out a small dog."
The older brother tried hard to suppress his laughter: "Just pick up the poop for him."
Chu Xingli: "..."
The eldest brother couldn't stand it any longer, so he skillfully took out a shovel and a bag from his pocket and handed them to Chu Xingli with a smile.
Luo Xiaoran was about to take it when Chu Xingli stopped him, saying, "You still have an injury on your hand, don't let it get infected."
Chu Xingli's gaze returned to that lump, and everything went black.
But looking at Alexander's innocent and pure smile, he closed his eyes and steeled himself.
I took the shovel and opened the bag.
Chu Xingli squatted down heavily, held her breath, and reached for the large lump with the shovel in her hand—
Luo Xiaoran raised his hand to apologize to the three cars in the front row, while Chu Xingli squatted next to the dog, looking dazed as he waited to pick up its poop.
[World Famous Paintings]
I bet all the drivers in the front seats pulled out their phones to film them, hahaha.
[Driver: Hey, there are people putting on a show while I'm waiting at a red light, that's really exciting!]
[I can't believe it, this is hilarious! How can there be such a dramatic plot? lol]
[Ranzi: Hug, do you still want to raise it?]
[Labrador: I'll have plenty to brag about when we get back, you know? I even picked up Dog Bro's poop before, yeah, her husband was right there acting as my poop security guard (lights a cigarette)]
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