Eating Melons with My Ex-Husband in a Divorce Variety Show

Synopsis: A car accident causes Chu Xingli, the 'melon king' CEO, to lose his memory. At the same time, he realizes he is the miserable evil male wife in a melodramatic dog-blood novel.

He finds this ending unbearable and immediately decides to turn his current husband into an ex-husband. However, his ex-husband has a condition: "Accompany me on a divorce variety show, and we'll divorce once it ends."

Although divorce is his heart's desire, his passion for gossip burns fiercely.

After joining the variety show, Young CEO Chu truly realizes how much fun 'eating melons' (gossiping) can be: the seemingly loving celebrity couple, an actor and actress, engage in a big fight; artist husbands tear up each other's paintings and calligraphy; wealthy couples point fingers and reveal each other's illegitimate children; and the popular young idols, whose relationship had already completely broken down, secretly sneak into the rooms of the actress and the wealthy man late at night...

【Is it really okay for them to expose each other's secrets like this on the show? They're all reputable people.】

【They're probably all forced to come by their families, hoping to reconcile, but it turned out even worse.】

【Who can control their emotions when they get worked up... Wait, did I see wrong? Isn't that Young CEO Chu squatting on the stairs watching the commotion?】

【He's... eating melons?】

【He's even pulling Luo Xiaoran to watch with him, I thought you two were getting a divorce?!】

Noticing the camera suddenly turn to film him, Chu Xingli, caught red-handed while gossiping, immediately became flustered. He pulled Luo Xiaoran and whispered, "How about... we also put on a show and argue a bit? Otherwise, if we can't get divorced, the trouble will be huge."

Luo Xiaoran: "..."

***

On the day the recording for the variety show "Starting Anew" ended, a paparazzi followed Chu Xingli all the way to his villa. Young CEO Chu, who was deeply regretful on the show for not successfully divorcing, was pressed against the French window by a tall young man whose neck and shoulders were covered in hickeys, leaving him nowhere to retreat.

He could only let Luo Xiaoran hold his delicate Adam's apple, forcing him to look up obediently and allow his chin to be pinched for a kiss. Chu Xingli's collar was loose, his tie wrapped around his wrist, his eyes hazy as he looked up, his lip movements easily recognizable: "What are you doing?"

In the video, Luo Xiaoran smiled, his answering lip movements equally clear—"Ganni."

The hot search exploded.

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1V1, Double C, HE.

===Read Before You Start===

1. No real-life prototypes, none at all!

2. Fictional setting, a fictional one!

3. Same-sex marriage is allowed, and they can have babies!

4. No childbirth in the main text, no childbirth!

5. There will be explanations in the text, explanations!

6. Do I seem to talk a bit much?

7. But I just really like talking to you!

8. (All potential triggers have been addressed) Comments from pirated versions will be deleted :)