Chapter 67 This kind of love to whip with the tail...
Chapter 67
Luo Xiaoran had never seen Bao Bao look so disheveled.
The willful, arrogant young CEO actually squatted obediently at the red light intersection, holding a shovel and a bag, picking up poop for a Labrador with excellent digestive function.
The sight of Hugs crouching beside the dog was heartbreaking.
I'm speechless, I laughed until I cried.
[Sob, even in this situation, Hug still remembers that Ranzi's hand was injured and he couldn't touch dog poop.]
I can't even imagine how exciting today's trending topics will be (doge)
[The clips of Hugs getting longer and longer]
[A comedic couple suddenly emerges]
Fortunately, Alexander didn't keep Chu Xingli and the drivers waiting at the red light for too long. After finishing efficiently and smoothly, he looked up at Chu Xingli, his thick tail wagging incessantly, looking adorably like he wanted praise.
Chu Xingli: "..."
Faced with this huge lump... he really couldn't bring himself to praise it.
After Luo Xiaoran apologized to the drivers, he turned to Chu Xingli and said, "How about we praise them a bit? Otherwise, what are we going to do if we keep pulling them?"
Chu Xingli was startled.
I quickly and habitually looked at Alexander's butt, afraid that he would squat down and poop again.
Then he'd really go crazy.
Chu Xingli decided to compromise.
As he scooped up Alexander's poop with lightning speed using a shovel, he displayed the same patience he had when soothing his older sister's child, praising him, "Wow, look how amazing Alexander is, he's fantastic..."
Perhaps thinking that Chu Xingli was easy to bully, Alexander, following his dog's naturally strong curiosity, tilted his head and circled around Chu Xingli twice.
Then, with a quick dart of eyes, it actually started teasing Chu Xingli.
Seeing that Chu Xingli had finished picking up the excrement and was holding the bag, wondering what to do with the bag and its contents, Alexander recreated the action he had just taken while defecating, turning his buttocks towards Chu Xingli.
Chu Xingli: "?!!"
"Huh?!!" Chu Xingli was stunned, and even wanted to reach out and cover Alexander's butt, afraid that he would really poop. "Stop pooping, please, stop pooping, the bag can't hold any more."
Luo Xiaoran also wanted to help Baobao cover the dog's butt, but seeing the cunning glint in the dog's eyes, he had already made up his mind.
Alexander was pleased with Chu Xingli's reaction. Seeing him walking quickly toward him with the bag in his hand, he immediately stood up straight again with a happy smile.
Then, he started running ahead, leading Chu Xingli and his group across the road.
Chu Xingli: "???"
Luo Xiaoran: "???"
The older brother apologized profusely: "I'm so sorry, he was just trying to scare me. I'll definitely teach him a lesson when I get back."
[Ahhhh, I can't take it anymore, I'm dying of laughter! How can a hug feel so heartbreaking, hahaha]
[Hug is almost driven to tears by this big fat dog lol]
[Please stop, stop! The bag is full!]
My Labrador also often scares people; sometimes overly intelligent dogs think their owners aren't smart enough (lights a cigarette)
[Alexander: Hey~ that fake move, scared you, didn't it? (shakes head.gif)]
[These big, fat dogs that like to whip people with their tails are the most cunning.]
*
The recording of this episode has ended, and Chu Xingli has gained a lot.
I received a large bag of traditional Chinese medicine and also experienced python needle therapy.
...And there was also the unprecedented experience of picking up Labrador poop in the middle of the road.
When Chu Xingli struggled to climb into Luo Xiaoran's passenger seat, she looked even more exhausted than the two of them had been after they finished.
"Are you very tired?" Luo Xiaoran played some light music that Chu Xingli liked and helped him lower the sunshade. "Lean against it and take a nap. We'll be home soon."
"Hmm..." Chu Xingli's answer was in response to Luo Xiaoran's previous question, but he didn't want to sleep. "I'm not very sleepy."
He mainly wanted to see the Weibo comments after the current episode had just ended.
After all, just half an hour earlier, before the recording had even finished, Chu Xingli had received a voice message from Anna.
The little girl's laughter was extremely unrestrained, giving off an arrogant and crazy vibe that suggested she wasn't planning to work for Chu's company anymore tomorrow.
"Hahaha, I'm dying of laughter, Mr. Chu! Didn't you say you were going to record a show? What are you doing picking up dog poop? Hahaha, it's a Labrador..."
"Are you picking up a lot of Labradors, Mr. Chu? Aren't you tired?"
"You really love Teacher Luo too much! You were picking up dog poop and even stopped him from doing it, worried he might get tetanus. You love him so much~"
Chu Xingli: "..."
He moved his finger and tapped the audio message that was playing in the audio matrix sent by Anna.
The world returned to silence.
It's so good that there's no more noisy laughter echoing in my ears.
The reason he hurriedly paused Anna's voice message was because of her last sentence... which concerned her feelings for Luo Xiaoran.
This is really hard to explain.
In particular, we must not let Luo Xiaoran misunderstand.
So Chu Xingli pretended not to care, switched his phone screen, opened Weibo, and planned to see what netizens and viewers thought of him.
Hopefully, it won't be so embarrassing—
This Labrador pig is so naughty! Hugging it and picking up its poop is nice; but this black pig poops everywhere, it's bad!
[We also have to thank the super fat dog. If it weren't for Dog Bro pooping, we wouldn't have had the chance to see such a niche scene.]
[Even when our Huggy is squatting in the middle of the road picking up dog poop, he looks so cool (thumbs up)]
[Haha, even though...hugs are still picking up poop!]
[Fine, I'll pamper my own wife. Here's a hug, I'll scoop you up one more time—[Chu Xingli raises her hand to gather her wet hair, looking down at her phone.jpg]]
Chu Xingli: "..."
Chu Xingli's vision went black.
He silently turned off his phone screen, then leaned back in despair against the headrest of his seat, tilting his head to look at the scenery outside the window.
“Luo Xiaoran,” he turned his head and looked at Luo Xiaoran again, asking sincerely, “Do you also think it’s funny that I pick up dog poop?”
Luo Xiaoran always provides perfect emotional value for Bao Bao. Hearing this, he shook his head: "If it's not funny, how can it be funny?"
"Your reaction is clearly something you've rehearsed in your mind many times." Chu Xingli didn't realize that she subconsciously revealed an angry expression in front of Luo Xiaoran.
He stared intently at Luo Xiaoran for a few seconds, then let out a low "humph," retreated back into his seat, and continued to stare blankly, ignoring the person in the driver's seat.
Silently recalling the shameful things I did when I picked up dog poop.
Luo Xiaoran was amused by his adorable reaction and raised an eyebrow slightly. He then turned the steering wheel onto the ramp with one hand.
A moment later, he couldn't help but smirk.
.
Luo Xiaoran parked the car in the parking space, and casually gathered all the things that Chu Xingli had left on the side of the center console into his own hands. He said gently, "We're home. Let me give you a hug. Put your hat on before you get out of the car."
Chu Xingli nodded obediently, looking dejected, and followed Luo Xiaoran into the elevator, leaning against the elevator car to wait for their floor to arrive.
Luo Xiaoran adjusted his hat, then suddenly remembered something. Just as she was about to speak, the elevator doors opened.
Chu Xingli pushed open the front door, just as she was about to call out to her furry friends, when she saw two uninvited guests sitting on the sofa.
His older brother and... Gu Zezhou?
Chu Xingli was surprised by this combination.
But more importantly, it's Sunday afternoon.
Judging from Chu Lianqing's workaholic daily routine, he would never be here.
Chu Xingli was naturally very surprised.
"Big brother, Zezhou, what brings you two here?"
So engrossed in the fact that her older brother could so easily give up his job to come to her home, Chu Xingli completely overlooked when her brother and Gu Zezhou's relationship had become so good.
Chu Lianqing and Gu Zezhou both looked at Luo Xiaoran behind Chu Xingli.
"Do you know they're coming?" Chu Xingli asked Luo Xiaoran, turning around.
Luo Xiaoran put the bag of Chinese medicine into the refrigerator and nodded: "I know, but I forgot to mention it."
By the time I remembered what I was going to say, I had already reached the door.
Chu Xingli couldn't help but worry about Luo Xiaoran's memory.
...Please don't end up like him, unable to remember anything or solve any problems.
“Mom asked me to come and see you,” Chu Lianqing said, sitting back on the sofa, letting Dongli cling to him again, sticking her soft fur to his pure black bespoke suit. “Go get me a can of cat food.”
Chu Xingli was afraid of her older brother since she was a child. Upon hearing her older brother's order, she would take off her coat and obediently go to get the canned food.
When I came out of the cat house, I was chased and kicked twice by the crazy Er Gou.
He walked over with a tuft of cat hair hanging from his back and handed the can of food to his older brother.
Chu Lianqing opened the can and gently fed the soft and cuddly frozen pear to her friend, while also giving the boxing champion a sip of the canned soup.
Seeing his elder brother showing rare patience, Chu Xingli was held back for half a minute, and only dared to speak strategically after Dongli and the boxing king finished eating the canned food.
“Brother, I think you have such a bad temper, you should ask Doctor He to use a python needle to prick you.”
However, Chu Xingli never stops once she opens her mouth, and she recklessly made a suggestion to her elder brother.
...or you could say, an opinion.
"What did you say?" Chu Lianqing's tone revealed no emotion.
But Gu Zezhou, who was sitting next to Luo Xiaoran with his head down eating melon, had already sensed that something was wrong. He held his breath, exchanged a glance with Luo Xiaoran, and continued to observe the development of the current situation.
If Chu Lianqing makes the slightest move, he and Luo Xiaoran will leap up to stop this battle of brothers killing each other.
Chu Xingli's emotions were calmed by Dongli's snoring, and his ability to sense his older brother's anger level also decreased significantly.
Hearing his older brother ask, "What did you say?", he genuinely thought his brother hadn't heard him clearly, and repeated with a smile, "I just said, brother, with such a bad temper, you should ask Doctor He to give you a good treatment with python needles..."
Before Chu Xingli could finish speaking his last word, Chu Lianqing, who was sitting opposite him, jumped up.
Judging from the momentum, the slap was aimed at Chu Xingli's back.
Gu Zezhou was shocked and jumped up to break up the fight, barely managing to stand in front of Chu Lianqing and grab his arm, begging him to calm down.
Luo Xiaoran also hurriedly stopped Chu Lianqing, lowered his voice and said earnestly, "Big brother, he was just discharged from the hospital after the car accident not long ago, and his brain is still in the recovery period. Don't hold it against him."
These two brothers have always been on the verge of arguing since they were young, and most of the time it started with Chu Xingli rebelling against the Heavenly Gang and ended with Chu Lianqing sacrificing his own family for the greater good.
Luo Xiaoran has read quite a lot.
However, the situation with Hugs lately is rather unusual, and it's not appropriate for Hugs to be hit.
Chu Xingli gave a disdainful "tsk" and wanted to say something more to disobey his older brother, but Luo Xiaoran covered his mouth and he couldn't make a sound.
Chu Lianqing breathed a long sigh of relief, having been successfully persuaded by Luo Xiaoran, and was no longer willing to stoop to his younger brother's level.
After all, they came here today with a mission.
We should definitely put aside our prejudice against our younger brother, get his head fixed first... and then settle accounts with him later.
With the help of Luo Xiaoran and Gu Zezhou, Chu Xingli escaped a beating, grabbed a book from the coffee table, and settled into the sofa to read.
Completely unaware of the intense eye contact and strategic planning of the other three regarding the upcoming operation.
Chu Xingli was originally a person with a wildly imaginative personality, and after the car accident, her imagination ran wild even more.
They need to be fully prepared.
First, we need to start with Chu Xingli's recent preferences—
"Xingli, can you show me your likes history on video platforms?" Gu Zezhou began to probe. "I've been so bored on duty lately, can you recommend some funny bloggers, or food bloggers are fine too."
After he finished speaking, remembering that Chu Xingli couldn't stand being praised, he added, "Oh, right, there are also those fashion bloggers, whose taste has to be similar to yours. Recommend a few of them."
Young Master Chu is so magnanimous.
Moreover, I was genuinely pleased to be praised.
Upon hearing this, Chu Xingli waved her hand and tossed her phone to Gu Zezhou, teasing him, "What? You know your brother has good taste now, and want to learn from him?"
Chu Lianqing tossed a cushion into his arms, her brows furrowing slightly: "You have no manners."
Chu Xingli: "???"
Chu Lianqing glared at him: "Dr. Gu is older than you, you should use a respectful title."
? ? ?
Chu Xingli was dumbfounded.
He turned his head to look at Gu Zezhou, who was wearing a smug expression, then turned back to his older brother, who had a serious expression. He took a deep breath and snatched back his phone.
Something's not right. Something's not right with you guys.
Because she has been frail and sickly since childhood, Chu Xingli feels that being sick is the most painful thing in the world.
Therefore, when he thought about the strange behavior his elder brother was exhibiting, he wondered if it was possible that he had some kind of hidden illness that he couldn't tell his family.
Otherwise, how could she possibly endure the painful time spent with Gu Zezhou, a swordsman?
Aside from being sick and needing treatment, there is no other possibility.
Thinking of this, Chu Xingli put down her phone.
He used a book to block his view, pretending to read to fool everyone, but in reality, he was secretly observing his older brother.
...My older brother has lost weight and doesn't look well. He looks very tired, probably because he's been too busy with work lately.
This can't go on. If it gets serious, my brother might...
Achoo!
Chu Lianqing, who was leaning back on the sofa reading a book, had no idea that his younger brother was making up stories about him in his mind.
They even arranged for him to lie in a hospital bed, weakly making various explanations to his family.
Chu Lianqing's sneeze interrupted Chu Xingli's reverie.
He didn't dare ask his elder brother directly, but he secretly made up his mind that from today onwards, he would never make his elder brother angry again.
This is the only way to help my elder brother recover his health as soon as possible.
*
Even after dinner, Chu Xingli's doubts remained unresolved.
It's so frustrating!
He needs to find an opportunity to properly question Gu Zezhou.
Having finally found Luo Xiaoran discussing business with his elder brother, Chu Xingli felt her chance had come and immediately pulled Gu Zezhou into the storage room.
"Hey, hey, what are you doing? Is Young Master Chu trying to settle a personal score and start a fight?"
"Gu Zezhou, aren't we good brothers?" Chu Xingli tiptoed slightly, trying to put his arm around Gu Zezhou's shoulder, making a friendly expression as if they were good buddies.
Gu Zezhou thought for a second: "It depends."
Chu Xingli: "..."
“Well, let’s change the subject,” Chu Xingli patted Gu Zezhou on the shoulder, trying her best to make Gu Zezhou feel her friendliness, “How do you think I’ve treated you all these years?”
Gu Zezhou thought for two seconds: "So-so."
Chu Xingli: "..."
He took a deep breath, not giving up on persuading Gu Zezhou: "I'm serious, what do you think of how I've treated you?"
As long as Gu Zezhou had even the slightest thought of their years of friendship, he could easily bring up the rest of the questions. Chu Xingli thought to himself.
Fortunately, Gu Zezhou thought about it very seriously for five seconds this time.
He answered under Chu Xingli's expectant gaze, "Very ordinary."
Chu Xingli: "..."
“Gu Zezhou, tell me the truth,” Chu Xingli gave up and instead furtively grabbed Gu Zezhou’s arm, “My older brother… are you hiding something from me?”
Gu Zezhou was speechless for a moment when he was asked that question.
I felt a little guilty subconsciously.
...More than that.
It's not just your older brother.
We're all hiding something from you.
Faced with Chu Xingli's earnest gaze awaiting his answer, Gu Zezhou, in a moment of nervousness, blurted out:
"...Which one are you referring to?"
Chu Xingli: "???"
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