Chapter 17 Chattering (Catching Bugs)

Arriving at the foot of the mountain, it was already close to nine o'clock.

The farmyard where the recording was made was halfway up the mountain, and it took half an hour to climb the mountain road. Chu Han was waiting for him at the intersection. What surprised Yu Wen was that Xi Su was also there.

Well, he shouldn't be surprised, he should have known that this blue-haired guy was just a Chu Han pendant.

There was only a dim street light at the intersection. Looking back, the mountain road was flat but deep, with dense forests on both sides, comparable to the scene of a horror movie. Yu Wen poked his head to take a look, feeling a lingering fear, "You shouldn't have built a slow-moving variety show. You should have turned it into a haunted house, let artists come and experience it and then take pictures of their ugly postures. You will definitely make a lot of money."

Yu Wen would mutter when he was nervous. After he finished speaking, he was surprised to find that there was silence around him. Chu Han opened his mouth slightly, not knowing what to say in response. Xi Su also looked at him in surprise.

Yu Wen turned around and looked at the staff sister who had picked him up, pretending to be calm, "I will be more restrained."

The staff sister suppressed her smile, thinking that it was not bad for him to keep complaining, so she said, "It's okay, as long as Teacher Yu is happy."

Yu Wen pouted, "But if I'm happy, you will be unhappy."

Staff: "That's not important, you don't have to respect us so much."

Yu Wen followed suit: "Okay. "Mountains" is really a tolerant big family."

Chu Han showed the same expression as the last live broadcast.

- Surprise, mixed with a hint of respect.

Yu Wen greeted him familiarly and looked at Xi Su.

Artists who come from talent shows have good looks. Unlike actors on the big screen who pursue beautiful bones and smoothness, idols who live on the stage pay more attention to appearance. They don't need to fit in with the environment. They need to completely attract the audience's attention and let the spotlight shine only for themselves.

It was the first time that Yu Wen saw this blue-haired guy face to face in private, and he couldn't help but look at his eyebrows carefully.

If I have to say, he is two or three points similar to Feng Chengzhou.

The male lead is a traditional handsome man with sword-like eyebrows and sharp eyes. He is like a lion in the jungle, upright but with a long-term reserved arrogance. Compared with Feng Chengzhou, Xi Suxiang is more flamboyant. When he raises his eyebrows, he is arrogant, with a unique young and immature rebelliousness.

The contrast between his appearance and personality is the key to his fan attraction.

"Brother Yu Wen," Xi Su was a little shy in front of the screen. The camera was recording, and he was waiting for Yu Wen to speak, but Yu Wen stared at him and was distracted during the recording.

Xi Su raised his hand and rubbed his nose. Once these small movements appeared, the sense of oppression brought by his appearance was completely weakened. The 1.80-meter-tall man suddenly became cute.

"Hello, I'm Xi Su. I heard that you're a friend of Brother Chu Han. I'm glad to meet you."

Yu Wen held his outstretched hand and responded a little late, "Brother? Excuse me, how old are you?"

Xi Su: "22."

Yu Wen: "What month?"

Xi Su: "January..."

"I'm younger than you, how can I let you call me brother?!" Yu Wen quickly bowed, his face full of shame, "Brother, my good brother, I'm so sorry."

The staff could hardly hold back their laughter.

Where did Teacher Chu find this funny guy? He was born to be on variety shows!

Xi Su must have been dealing with someone who was more "sincere" than him for the first time, and he seemed a little flustered.

After a few simple greetings, they finally set out on the journey up the mountain.

They were all artists, and their physical strength might not be very good, but Chu Han and the others had been going up and down the mountain for nearly half a month, at least Yu Wen had adapted.

Yu Wen wanted to be a salted fish in his life, it was strange that he could climb.

"Teacher Chu." Less than ten minutes into the walk, he began to look for help, "If you are willing to support me up the mountain, I will live in gratitude to you for the rest of my life."

After all, he was the guest he invited, so Chu Han had no choice but to lend him support.

Yu Wen leaned on Chu Han, his eyes slightly closed, and he almost shed tears, "With such a friend, I would be happy to win 100 million."

Seeing that the two of them were walking hard, Xi Su suggested, "I'll carry you."

"How dare I. Teacher Xi, you don't have to worry about us. Crispy has his own backbone. Even if I die on this road today, I won't let anyone carry me."

Two minutes after he said this.

"Teacher Chu, if you are willing to carry me..."

Chu Han: "Where is your backbone?"

Yu Wen: "How can I have backbone? This is simply scaremongering!"

Chu Han did not carry him, Chu Han could not carry him.

The two of them are similar in body shape and height. Teacher Chu is still carrying him now, which is already a touching friendship.

Yu Wen found two sticks from the bushes and handed one to Chu Han. The two of them were hunched over, trembling with crutches. Yu Wen couldn't help but recite a poem: "A bamboo stick and straw sandals are lighter than a horse, and they are as loyal as ever."

Chu Han: "..."

In the last ten minutes, Yu Wen was really exhausted, gasping for breath, and looked at the cameraman, "The next words are my will: after I die, please divide my property into three parts, one part to pay back Ant Huabei, one part to pay for the grocery store downstairs, and one part to pay for the food of Dog Brother in the community garden..."

The staff had never seen such a talkative person in their life.

Chu Han had never seen this before, so he pushed his arm and told him to shut up, "Talk less... You'll be even more breathless this way..."

Yu Wen's fair face before he went up the mountain had now turned red like an apple, with sweat all over his head. The strange thing was that he was still in good spirits.

He waved his hand and said with full energy, "It's just a mountain road. The worst that can happen is that you'll die here. What's so scary about that!"

Chu Han was silent for a while, but he couldn't help but laughed at his anger.

"If the sky falls, you'll have your mouth to hold it up." Chu Han stretched out his walking stick in a bad mood and poked Yu Wen's lower back, "Get out, hurry up."

Xi Su walked aside from beginning to end, like an outsider who couldn't blend into the atmosphere of acquaintances, and couldn't even finish a few sentences - Yu Wen's train of thought was more ups and downs than a roller coaster, and if he didn't take the initiative to be compatible with him, no one could answer his words.

-The

climb was originally scheduled to take half an hour, but it took them 40 minutes.

When they reached the yard, the lights in the house were still on, and several permanent residents heard the noise and came out to greet them.

"Welcome, welcome, welcome new friends." "Hello, Xiao Yu, I'm Tong Li, I'm also an actor..." "Hello, hello..."

There are five permanent guests in "The Mountain". In addition to Xi Su and Chu Han, there are three guests, two women and one man.

Tong Li, an actress, has been in the entertainment industry for more than ten years, but has never been popular. She played a guest role as Bai Yueguang some time ago, and then she became a little popular. She is known as a "treasure old drama bone"; Song Chenglei, a variety artist, has been in the entertainment industry for many years. He is good at controlling the scene and self-deprecation, and contributed most of the famous scenes and laughs; Cao Lingyun, a new actress, is as new as Yu Wen. She has no works broadcast yet. She is hardworking and has performed well in the show.

Yu Wen shook hands with them one by one. When he shook hands with the last one, his knees suddenly weakened and he knelt down.

Song Chenglei was startled and hurried forward to help him up, jokingly saying, "Although I am old enough to be your father, I can't accept such a big gift..."

Yu Wen struggled for a while, but he couldn't use his strength. He smiled sweetly at Song Chenglei, "It's okay, let your knees kneel if they want to. I'm not an unenlightened parent."

Chu Han knew that he was so tired that his legs were weak. He took a straw rope and tied two bamboo sticks together at one end, weaving them into a movable V shape, and clamped them under Yu Wen's armpits.

"Help me, move him to the living room and make him kneel. There are Three Pure Ones enshrined there. Light three incense sticks for him."

Yu Wen was "squeezed" into the living room safely. Cao Lingyun wanted to light incense, but Tong Li didn't let her.

According to custom, after gathering in the living room, they would draw lots to decide who would make breakfast tomorrow morning.

Although Yu Wen couldn't stand up, he could crawl. After everyone sat down, he sat down next to Chu Han. Xi

Su, who was walking at the end: "..."

Yu Wen looked at Xi Su with innocent eyes, "Brother Xi Su, please sit down."

Chu Han sat next to Song Chenglei on the left and Yu Wen on the right. It seemed impossible for him to squeeze in.

At this point, it would be bad to let Yu Wen, a "wounded person", give up his seat. Xi Su forced himself to smile and simply sat across from Chu Han.

Chu Han thought he was rash and reckless, but at the same time he was grateful to him and couldn't help but send him a message under the table: [Thank you.]

Yu Wen propped up his chin and poked the screen with one hand to type: [Promise you.]

[Any time, any place! Guardian angel, strike bravely!]

The program team brought out a lottery box.

Tong Li noticed that the lottery box was different from the past, "Are there any new tasks today?"

The lottery boxes of the program team have always been crudely made and just for the sake of formality. Sometimes, the guests would just write a few notes and draw lots, but today they brought a single-sided acrylic lottery box with a black and white ghost face printed on the transparent side.

"What?" Song Chenglei turned the lottery box, which contained several small balls of different colors. He looked carefully and said, "Are you dividing people into groups by drawing lots? By color?"

"Dividing people into groups by color and showing them to you?" Tong Li complained sharply.

Song Chenglei helplessly threw up his hands and said, "At least give me some dignity as a senior in front of the camera."

The two had similar qualifications and were familiar with each other before recording the show. It was normal for them to argue with each other. Everyone was used to it, but they still couldn't help laughing.

The program team took over the conversation: "You guessed it right. There will be a new task tomorrow. We have combined the wishes of the old members and the ideas of Teacher Yu. Tomorrow is a two-person team mode, but not everyone will be on the same page with you. The 'gold thief' will lurk among you and steal points by contacting designated parts of the body. This is what we call an undercover agent." As

soon as the director finished speaking, Song Chenglei suddenly She stood up, pretended to be angry and pounded the table, then said to Tong Li: "It's you, right? I was wondering why you have been targeting me today. Are you stealing points to make others angry? Wow, come to think of it, I have been feeling a little angry for no reason since just now. You did it on purpose..."

Tong Li looked puzzled, "You are angry, what does it have to do with me? Go and vent your anger."

Cao Lingyun looked around and her expression became tense.

Tong Li: "Xiao Chu and Xi Su have not spoken to each other, which is a bit suspicious; Xiao Yu is a newcomer, the director should not let him fight alone, the risk is too great; Ling Yun should not be either; I have been friends with Lao Song for more than ten years, I can tell at a glance whether he has a guilty conscience or not, in my opinion, he should not be, of course I am not either..."

Tong Li analyzed it, and the others also began to think hard, and a debate was inevitable.

Yu Wen held his chin with both hands, and his eyes moved cautiously among everyone.

Song Chenglei: "What does Xiao Yu think?"

Everyone's eyes moved to him, and Yu Wen, who was named, hesitated.

"It was my suggestion to be an undercover agent. I wanted to be one, but the program team wouldn't let me. They said it had to be decided by drawing lots."

He poked the lottery box in front of him and said implicitly, "In my humble opinion, the undercover agent is still in the box and has not yet been born."

Tong Li: "..."

Song Chenglei: "..."

Everyone who almost started a debate: "..."

The director sat behind the camera, trying to hold back his laughter and almost cramping.

"OK, fine." Song Chenglei picked up the phone, "Taxi, taxi, please pick me up at the foot of the mountain... TV viewers, Song Chenglei will go home first--"