Chapter 269 Pinocchio
"It doesn't have to be a white bird; you can see that black birds still have their charm.
Black-haired bird: ...
You suddenly slap your thigh and exclaim, "Ouch!"
Then, he muttered to himself, "As soon as I saw the love of my dreams, I almost forgot all my previous lofty ambitions. It seems that I really have the potential to be a tyrant."
Friends really understand you.
[The dreamer, Gopher Wood] was curious for a moment and forced himself to cheer up. What lofty ambitions do you have?
——Become the Pipisi king who rules the stars above, controls the insect swarms below, and suppresses the universe, making all Pipisi as gods!
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With a whoosh, you are full of passion and swing your colorful tail feathers majestically as if you are pointing to the mountains and rivers.
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The handsome old man was amused and laughed out loud. In the dream, because of his identity as the dreamer, the sound was 360° surround and his voice was clear and elegant.
Considering that you, a junior, were able to find him and even have some skills in plucking feathers from a bird's butt, Gopherwood decided to teach you a little lesson.
The clock boy, who had been silent as a cicada, opened his mouth, his eyes swirling in circles, and he started to dance. "Tick-tick-tick! Run, little friend! The evil master has taken action!!!"
Anyone who has watched "The Dream of the Past" knows that, under normal circumstances, Mr. Mu is a reliable, considerate, polite and trustworthy partner.
But he actually doesn't mind using some malicious tricks to achieve his goals. After all, being too upright might put him at a disadvantage in the fight against Boss Stone.
Therefore, it is just right to win the trust of the residents of Dream Town and avoid the moral kidnapping of Boss Stone.
Unfortunately, you are the one who is about to receive a little punishment.
As a devoted fan of Hanu Brothers, you shuddered after reading the entire series of "The Dream of the Past" only for the small part you pushed.
Sweating profusely, the young and beautiful Pipisi quickly armed herself with the wooden master's beautiful feathers, hoping to make the other party hesitate...
For example, put the feather into your pants in a threatening manner.
You said righteously, "Although I like it very much, I don't mind taking it out from my crotch!"
The action of pulling up his pants as if he were sacrificing himself heroically finally had a silencing effect on Gopher.
The tiny black bird let out a deep, male voice, and he smiled. Its watery eyes stared at you. It wasn't that you were being defensive or finding fault, but it was simply too dizzying to look into someone's eyes like that. You could even see the effects of the Sharingan!
Clock Kid was so anxious that he was fuming. "Tick-tick! No! The residents of Dream Town can't disobey Master Wood. He can... he can..."
It sounds like some kind of weird rule.
But you and Mr. Mu stared at each other for a long time, and you almost saw the double image, but nothing happened.
When you start to think whether there are any lines left unsaid, such as "What are you looking at?" or "What's wrong with me looking at you?", Gopher sighs.
"Child, I can't possess your body in the dream. It's really an unexpected surprise."
"You don't sound surprised." You immediately raised your head proudly, straightened your pants, and took the feathers in your hand to harass the helpless bird.
From a wooden man to a bird, it only takes a glance to transform him into a bird.
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"You don't have to say that..." Gopherwood tactfully expressed the centuries-old man's implicit disapproval. He softened his tone and asked forcefully, "So, child, who are you? And what's your real purpose in appearing in Pinocchio?"
The bird was visibly alert, and its fur exploded.
The information in the universe does not match. It is not impossible that he is an unknown person, but the bird is still a little confident in himself. Being able to defend against him is worthy of attention.
"Although I cannot possess you, I am not powerless."
"—You outsourced your ambition.
Outsourcing, ah, what a mysterious and beautiful word. For capitalists who are reluctant to make promises, not having to take responsibility is a good thing.
I encountered a rare career bird on the road, but I couldn't defeat it no matter how hard I tried (bushi).
When you are ambitious and just starting your career and you feel lazy, there is no other way but to outsource!
This is natural, logical, and common sense.
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Until now, you, lying flat on your back, still don't know what the wooden master was thinking during those 30 seconds of silence when he saw that you had extended the tentacles of your Pinocchio dream to all parts of the world.
It doesn't matter.
You got the body of the black bird, so the result is good.
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Gopher Wood: "Child, I cannot be your elder, ally, subordinate, and pet at the same time."
"You can be." You said with trust.
He sighed helplessly, "Sometimes, even I wish you would be a little more skeptical."
It's understandable that your dear little bird would have such thoughts. After all, as the dreamer, everyone in the dream can be the eyes of Gopher.
But in his eyes, your original best friend, the friend with whom you built the "Four-Foot Temple" in a garage, is a pure-blooded liar.
He's not Old Ott's nephew, nor is he a man hampered by height. His only purpose in speaking to you is to try to get something for nothing, starting with a free room at the Daydream Hotel, and then launching a grand money-swindling operation.
He was successful, but not so successful.
"What do you mean?" You pretended to be profound, shaking the Suleda in the goblet with one hand and teasing the bird with a feather that appeared very frequently in the other.
The amused bird: "..."
Roy Roy Butch Baga Badenhower, in your teachings, was able to see the sorrow of every poor, hateful giant, and he was the first Pipisi to be seen, the one without sorrow.
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You look slightly disappointed.
Why?
"I thought he was also impressed by 'One Hundred Facts About Pipisi'."
Now it was the black bird's turn to load the universe into his head. Unfortunately, he didn't ask about "One Hundred Facts About Pipisi". Otherwise, you could recommend this great book to your beloved bird.
According to the sacred text of the Four-Foot Holy Temple, all life below 141.5cm has Pipixi's bloodline.
And your bird is also under 141.5cm, so he is also a Pipisi!
It's a pity that you were unable to take advantage of the situation and trace his bloodline.
But this is also a good thing. At least your bird will not be busy working for you, working for Pinocchio, providing you with companionship... and other things. It will have another identity as a "fellow bird" or even a "commoner" in your eyes.
He can concentrate (?) on being your ambition outsourced.
Black, such a steady color. This is reflected in every time you comb a bird's feathers, seeing this colorful black. As the client, you can experience meticulous and all-round physical and mental comfort from daily life to visual experience.
Of course, you think you are quite good as a bird keeper.
Although the above emotional value services are provided by the bird, you also gave feedback! "
"Pinocone is a huge dream.
As the GM (crossed out) Dream Master, Gefeimu has the authority to ban and rename accounts. However, in order to achieve Pipixi's goal of suppressing the universe, he needs to make good use of everyone's role.
Well, including close friends who follow you down an even more crooked path.
Poor Roy, he just wanted to make money through pyramid schemes at first, but now you have led him to a road of no return that is more difficult, has deeper connotations, and is obviously a villain.
What?
You understand that this is what bad guys do?
Yes, you understand.
Is this a difficult truth to understand? No, after all, from the bird's perspective, he was just on an ordinary morning, patrolling in his dreams, teasing the children, and so...
——The villagers shared their nuclear fusion technology with you.
Isn’t it very simple to understand this way?
You will bring about world nuclear peace.
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So, as a technical support, you helped your bird to open the invincible state in friendship, and the dreamer who could already split himself in the dream became even busier.
Why?
If Gopher heard this boring question, he would nod slightly, and express elegantly, reservedly and implicitly: If as a career group, you can also see everyone's talents, whether they are expressed or developed or not, then you will be like me.
Oh my god, Gophermu couldn't believe it. Master Mu, who was once highly respected, had the final say, and controlled the family, actually failed to fully utilize everyone's abilities?!
This is human nature. People are not saints. Even the Star Gods cannot adapt to local conditions and teach students according to their aptitude, and discover the talents of even a bad person... He really wanted to say this.
But for some reason, my heart ached, and it was all wasted in the end (covering my face).
Gopher: I can even see [loyalty].
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No control freak can resist such temptation. Gopher even began to feel that being your slave was the reward for his hundreds of years of hard work for the family, and that he would still be working 996 even after his death.
So, order is indeed the truth that saves the universe from the law of the jungle...
?
You slowly typed a question mark.
I imitated Gopher's words and reminded him elegantly and subtly:
"You're crying at the wrong grave, baby."
In fact, the word order of this passage is wrong. The reality is that the gopher wood, which has become a tomb, is expressing its opinion to another object.
So, what should be replaced?
Realizing that something was wrong, you thought about it and said, "Grave, you're crying for the wrong baby."
Your dear grave was choked for a moment, and you couldn't help but start thinking that even if it turned from a bird into a grave, it would still be within 141.5cm and still meet the canonical regulations of the "Four-foot Temple".
——He is really a Pipisi!
By analogy, all the people in the world will become Pipisi after they die!!!
Therefore, Pipixi is the truth that saves the universe from the law of the jungle!
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Gopher was hesitant to speak.
But this hesitation wasn't long in coming, and the careerist didn't waste time. The tide of time rolled on, and a new Amber Age might arrive within the next 20 years—though this wasn't entirely certain; an Amber Age lasted between 76 and 240 years.
The only certainty is that at the beginning of each Amber Age, Pinocchio will convene the "Harmony Ceremony".
He hopes to open Pinocchio's dream to the world on the first day of the next Amber Age!
But you have other ideas.
“Right now.”
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