Chapter 270 Pinocchio
"From Pinocchio, a dream world was opened to all organic life within the universe, allowing tall and short people, adults and children, men and women, immortals and short-lived people... to all equally escape the suffocating reality and find comfort in their dreams.
The sacred tree (crossed out), the imaginary tree, the dream world, and a behind-the-scenes organization with powerful outsourced workers...
It's Infinite Tsukuyomi! You used Infinite Tsukuyomi (bushi)!
"Even so, there are still some fish that slip through the net." Thinking of the inorganic life that has no dreaming function, Master Mu still felt unwilling to accept it.
Yes, the star gods were excluded.
You nodded with some regret.
The bird and the man whose radio waves accidentally collided looked at each other and saw the fire burning in each other's eyes.
Eat your food one bite at a time, and walk your path one step at a time. You listened to the bird's advice and decided that pulling all living things into a dream and using the method of isolating the Star God to become the God of Pipixi would be a good strategy.
Gopher had a bad feeling, but before he could stop himself, you turned around and took out the "one-click import" remote control.
According to the conjecture of inorganic life's dreams, there is reason to believe that this data upload setting can effectively sexually harass inorganic life throughout the world.
Yes, sexual harassment.
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At the same time, with such a wide range of subjects covered, such a complete range of categories checked, and such a complete number of individuals imported, there is no doubt that this is an extremely serious and extremely bad operation.
ScrewGum gave a fairly reasonable guess.
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To be honest, you may not be interested in normal perverted things, but if it is perverted to this extent, you have to give it a try.
It was hard for the King of Screw Star not to notice an infectious disease sweeping the world, especially in a situation where there was a serious shortage of personnel, only intelligent machines were left to guard their posts, and all order was suspended.
In just a few days, many races fell. The intelligent machines in important positions held more than a dozen meetings and decided to name it——
[Dream death syndrome].
As one of the few sober members of the Genius Club, ScrewGum was able to meet with Boshizun at this opportunity.
After that, you met him.
Strictly speaking, he looks like a Pipisi.
After all, you want to be the King of Pipixi, or even the God of Pipixi. Is there anything wrong with fixing the appearance of everyone in their dreams as Pipixi people?
No.
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Furthermore, this is also the default effect of the "One-Click Import" remote control. You told Gophermu that if he wanted to include inorganic life in the dream, this default patch would transform all intelligent life in the dream into the image of Pipisi.
“No more?” you asked.
The Pipisi version of Screwgum nodded politely, "Yes, if you still have doubts about this, then I will give you an answer for your reference.
"Inference: Boshizun has not calculated your behavioral template. Establishing a conversation between you and me is just an attempt."
Now the result is obvious. Screwgum failed to persuade you to unbind the whole universe - he himself became a hostage.
Oh no, it's your loyal people.
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"Excuse me for being blunt, but your current behavior is also a form of discrimination." After learning about the development history of the Four-Foot Holy Temple, Screw Gumu gave a very pertinent evaluation.
In fact, it is not the case. You have fully considered Gefeimu's opinions and retained some characteristics of the Tianhuan tribe, the Fox tribe, the Chiming Dragon tribe and other tribes, so that everyone can know the original tribes of these people who do not have fur balls on their heads.
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If this still fails to convince ScrewGum, you think you will most likely give up your quibbling and instead admit with confidence that you were not well-considered.
He also claimed that he hated two types of people the most in his life: those with double standards, and those who didn't allow you to have double standards...
Fortunately, he still has high hopes for you to accept advice and hasn't given you the opportunity to give up."
"The most infuriating thing happened to you, Gopher, your most beloved bird. He—
I don’t want to become a Pipisi!!!
Whose love do you think you have received? It is the love of a god (bushi)!
In short, in short. Due to the special nature of the old man who was the Lord of the Gopher Wood Dream, there are still some technical difficulties in forcing him...
But learning is impossible to learn.
Have you ever learned anything from your humble beginnings in the church to where you are now? You even need reminders halfway through reciting a speech!
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You think that instead of putting things in a difficult position for yourself, you should put the pressure on others, such as a passing Void Messenger.
——Huang Quan rejected you.
This death-respecting Void Order cannot foresee what kind of chaos will be caused to the universe if she kills the Dream Master without authorization. Although you have repeatedly stated that this dream shrouded in the sea of trees still has countless pillars under its shadow, she still has reservations about you.
She also said that with the Pipisi's current size, it would be difficult to pull out the long sword she once used. Meanwhile, you will be facing a Dream Master who has never been slashed before.
That's good, after all, you didn't really ask her to kill the dream master, you just wanted to find a bug.
——See if the dead person can die again in a dream.
...stuck.
The old man was not dead, but he looked quite bad.
I didn't become a Pipisi, after all, there was no time. You can't walk the bird, kill the bird, and play with the bird's corpse at the same time.
This is still too perverted.
You feel a little embarrassed. After all, the old man is a gold medal outsourced worker who relies on a group of bird incarnations to be more efficient than all the temple members combined.
Top seller!
——Although the old man is stubborn, he has a pension (crossed out).
So, you turned into a bird with tears in your eyes. After all, you are of the same species, so you should be able to understand the expression on the old man’s bird face...right?
You're not quite sure.
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What was... regrettable for the bird was that the old man said nothing, but took all his night thrush incarnations and flew away in a mighty manner.
you:……
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Then something incredible happened. The Mr. Sunday who had asked you to light up the white-haired XP before, to be exact, the little Mr. Sunday came running over with his sister.
They acted out a skit around you like sleepwalking. The general content was that as a wounded young Harlequin Pigeon - you didn't know why you became a Harlequin Pigeon, the two brothers and sisters were worried that you wouldn't survive the night, so they took you home.
If it weren't for the night thrush's recognizable glowing little eyes hidden in the corner, you would almost believe that this was really an accident (pointing and gesturing).
But think about it, this dream only turns people into Pipisi people with unique characteristics, so how can it also have a shrinking effect? This is not the set of the Death God Elementary School Student Film, and there is no wholesale shrinking medicine.
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But soon you understood that the old man was not angry. He just felt that the great cause had been accomplished and you seemed too idle, so he asked you to find someone else to cause trouble.
To ensure his safety, I even sent you two!
Bird owners are ecstatic, and since you're owned by a bird, you always feel like you're in your comfort zone."
"Little Mr. Sunday doesn't look like a priest, you call it a wife (nods).
The only thing worth mentioning is that the brother and sister use cages to raise birds. Well, this makes Mr. Sunday's gentle wife attributes questionable.
——When you wanted to raise a bird, you did some research. Of course, after learning that experienced bird keepers would let the birds fly around the house, you happily let go of the desire to learn.
You think he might have two faces.
That's life.
Gentle Wife×
Dangerous Wife√
The little robin sings very nicely. You feel that it might be the little robin's. It has been called so many times that it feels like its talent has awakened.
When she sings, you can bump her beak up and down to keep the beat.
Seriously, if you act like a bird for long enough, maybe one day you'll be able to sing the bird national anthem.
So, the next day you performed a magic trick for the brother and sister.
"Good children, you saved the great King Pipisi." Then you stuck a beard on your philtrum, raised your head high, closed your eyes and said in a rough voice, "In return, I can grant you one request."
"But how did the Pipisi become the Harmony Pigeon?" whispered the robin.
You hummed twice, waved your hand, and summoned a book called "One Hundred Facts About Pipisi". "Take it and read it, child. If you are curious, you can find the answers to all your questions in it."
But the answer to all the questions is Pipixi (covering mouth).
But the robin did not take the book. She smiled and made her request. "Well, King Pipisi, can you accompany us to visit the opera house?"
"Well, before that, I hope you don't mind if I share a berry ice cream with you. I'm sorry for treating you like a bird."
——She is so nice.
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The dream you created went as planned, with the exception of a minor incident. It wasn't quite what Gopher had envisioned for you, nor was it quite the same as the Four-Foot Sanctuary. It was more like the children's playground you had envisioned.
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The more childlike a person is, the happier they will be here. However, adults whose hearts have become mature and cold, like those who have been killing fish at RT-Mart for 10 years, can only have a brief trance and peace, and then they will fall into an unknown sorrow.
You have no choice but to put them into a deeper dream.
This is the inspiration that old man Gophermu brought you, so it is perfectly normal for you to see him, ScrewGum, Huang Quan, and even the Clock Boy here.
?
You slowly typed a question mark.
Something strange seems to have sneaked in. Oh, right, Clock Boy, a key member of the Four-Foot Temple, one of the Eight Lords...
But why is he here?
"Tick-tick! Great, friend, it's you! Misha is in danger! Help Misha!" The Clock Boy started to jingle as usual.
You only wondered for a moment, then put it out of your mind.
It doesn't matter.
Compared to the protagonist of the children's animation "Dream of the Past" who entered a deeper level of dream, isn't it surprising that he helped the big boss of the universe to achieve his goal?
There are so many strange things in the world.
For example, right now, Clock Boy's friend is being surrounded as the villain boss."
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