Chapter 274 Cat Cake
"For the Masked Fool, this question is like a deflated Suleda, devoid of any excitement or surprise.
You know, even the Genius Club would not hang the electronic portrait of Bo Shi Zun on the wall for people to admire every day, otherwise he would not have been nicknamed "Big Iron Head" or "Machine Head".
Sambo was helpless.
"Uh... dear, why don't you reflect on why cat cakes are multiplying like a meme virus?"
This kind of question is not worth mentioning.
You don't even treat it as a dish.
Did Taizi Yuros manage to spread the swarms across the universe by simply giving birth? A typical litter of 108 babies wouldn't be able to produce anything like the scale of a "Worldwide Locust Plague."
Nowadays, there are so many coconut and sweet bean cakes that they can even walk on the heads of Beloberg's pawns. You think it's normal.
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The era of people eating cakes has ended. Now, cakes can eat people freely. You were too narrow-minded before. As long as you can open your mouth, anyone can eat anyone. There is no need to define boundaries.
The cake only needs to open its mouth and make a sound, but people have to consider a lot of things.
Especially after the cat cake accidentally entered the starry sky, overwhelmed a civilization full of monkeys... Wait, how did this corner of Beloberg get involved with the starry sky? Is Akivali attacking again?
The professional manager smiled and shook his head. In fact, they were Idrila's soldiers.
In case your memory is fuzzy, he specifically points out that it was the pure and beautiful knight passing by who took a bite before and couldn't help but take another bite, attracted by the swaying "cat hat" on it without damaging its glittering beauty.
——Yes, just a pure and beautiful knight passing by.
She started with, "With such an elegant figure, you must be often troubled by your own perfection, right?..." Her words were sincere, her eyes were eager and reserved. If the pure and beautiful knight named Yinzhi could not stay for too long on the road of pursuing pure beauty, she would not have driven away in the Rare and Rare car with only 72 coconut cat cakes.
You were quite impressed by him.
Unlike your beloved Meifei, your manager refuses to admit that his own aesthetic of pleasure is pure. Yes, yes, when Yinzhi was around, you always followed his lexicon of praise for people and turned around to attack poor Sangbo, who spent all day dealing with boring adults.
Attack, that was the word he used.
Of course, wearing a fake mask and wandering around in high society is not as interesting as picking up antiques in the snow and deceiving people into reselling them.
Oh, money? Money is not important. His happiest days are when he hides in the trash can and forges treasure maps... (flicks hair)
In short, Sambo believes that this is a work-related injury.
Okay, you admit that Noblewoman Shenlan was born in a poor family, is cautious, sensitive and thoughtful, and is not as calm as Concubine Mei. This is normal (bushi).
But Concubine Mei left behind a blingbling back, claiming that she would definitely sow sweet and beautiful seeds for you during the journey... So much time has passed, and An Xiaoniao (crossed out) Sang Bo has been using various tricks to dominate your favor for a long time.
"Hey, hey, let poor old Sambo go. If he keeps up this act, no amount of credits or Winterfell shield bribes will work."
Just like this, it's hard to guard against all kinds of tricks. This is also normal. After all, if you come from the tavern of Epseron, you can't be a fun person without some tricks.
You love me so much.
Even Sambo's next disguised outsider's full set of cat cake muniumuniu is so cute that oh oh oh package did not refuse to play.
This is what happens when business grows big. There will always be customers with Shiji Niangniang's hobbies.
"...Relax, dear. This is a proper cat cafe, not some shady brothel." Sambo smiled happily.
“Thus, under the good reputation of Tianwai Bibi Monkey, the Cat Cake War, the only special attack against the original meme, began.
You gave this honor to the jumping and exploding cake. As for the coconut and sweet bean cake, it is better for it to be a mascot in the pub.
When Sambo asked about the jumping exploding cake, you played dumb: "People feel uncomfortable eating cake, and cake will make people vomit when they eat it. After vomiting, all the memes are clearly divided in the rainbow."
It wasn't like the distortion in Pinocchio's dream, where what you ate could be vomited back to its original state with a "ooh". Who knew if another unlucky person would eat the same distorted food that had already been vomited?
So, this is normal.
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It is worth mentioning that before we had time to react to the sudden outbreak of the cat disaster, things happened one after another.
The current Grand Guardian, Cocolia, simply couldn't ignore the fact that the flow of people far exceeded that when the upper and lower urban areas were connected. Sometimes, she even felt that her subjects all had faces that looked like a sea of people.
——Those outsiders are not serious about their disguise!
However, before Beloberg could develop the economy relying on the cat cakes, the bad asset liquidation experts from the strategic investment department of Interstellar Peace Company arrived first.
This has nothing to do with you.
But as a big star in the interstellar world, if you don't speak up, you will be requisitioned as property.
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But based on Bie Chong's experience in Beloberg, you really don't remember this part of the plot. Conquer the land, conquer the weather, conquer the technology, conquer the population... The company told you that you still have to pay off the debt owed 700 years ago, with interest?
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Sangbo doesn't want to mortgage you. After all, as the one who adds fuel to the fire, the cat cake content is a few points higher. As the guy who distributes the three royal cats, his role must also exceed the standard.
What's more...that's money!
When he thought that this part of the debt might be outsourced and transferred to himself - given to his own cat Mao Mao Gao, which was also given to himself - to solve, he felt that it was not funny at all that the funny person himself became the funny person.
So what is he going to do?
He planned to pack up 1,308 pieces of coconut and honey bean cakes from Beloberg overnight and leave. He had thought carefully about the packing job and had already informed Giovanni of Epsilon. If he sold them to this guy, he could at least get a good price (bushi).
Anyway, under the leadership of Giovanni, a wealthy man who is keen on organizing events, the brothers and sisters in the tavern are just around the corner to see the cat cake conquer the primitive civilization.
?
You slowly typed a question mark.
Is there something wrong with having Maomao Gao be King Jiji? There's some creativity involved, but it feels like the wrong set.
You shouldn't be here, but should be acting in Animal World, or be bolder and film □Sheep and ■ Wolf: △Sheep is the Chef.
It is impossible to shoot the whole thing, so I just shot the theme song. It is the theme song MV with the scene of the dead being cut rhythmically to the cheerful drum beat (crossed out), which is a famous scene.
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When I think about it this way, it seems like there is actually a way to do it.
"Reborn as the Protagonist of an Animation in the Interstellar World"?
The scariest thing is, the company employees who come aren't any of the ones you're familiar with! Just within Interstellar Peace, from the head of the market development department to Scott at P15, even the ten people in the strategic investment department, Shi Xin, there's a 1/5 chance that they could have gotten in through the backdoor.
...Well, 1/5 is not much, and because of this damn 1/5, you lost a way to cheat by performing the Great Memory Recovery Spell.
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"Faster than the company's liquidation, the Sea Rangers followed Dr. Primordial's scent.
The first time you see her...
Oh, Yagami Mushiko (crossed out), Yaegami Mushiko.
wrong!
The pink-haired girl also has a pair of red horns (?), and you're not sure whether they grow on the hat or stick out from the hat.
So, the scheming frog keeps touching your belly!
The truth is——
This is Yae Ichito!
"I am Liao Luan Ninja AKA Ranpo!"
oi, this is the third person Gao has met with whom he can communicate without speaking.
Looking at the way this happened, it seems like you are not a cat but a human.
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It's different from Sambo's ability to read people's minds and Yinzhi's pure and beautiful bloodline talent. It's pure! Damn! Listen! Power!
Yes, listening.
According to Luanpo's words, she could even hear the sound of protons entering extinction. Just the description sounded very loud, so she could hear Maomaocao's extremely subtle reaction.
...If that's the case, you think she needs to protect her ears. Maybe wear headphones from [Void IX] or something. Considering her lifestyle, you could lower your standards and opt for something from Clipper.
The cost is not high. Look, Beloberg is full of ores with sporadic blessings.
But Ranpo is worthy of being a ninja. He can endure what ordinary people cannot. Even under such pressure, he can still rumble at high speed in the starry sea and patrol the universe.
With the reliable Yae Ranpo on the scene, you immediately stood up halfway and then lay back down with peace of mind.
There's no way around it. Thinking with your head isn't really your style. If you hadn't messed around, you'd be more likely to resort to a "Universal Disaster" than to go all in and take the backdoor through Clipper.
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Oh, who could have thought of this?
Xi Pei did a good job in the Zerg. Even though she couldn't use the power of harmony, she became a "brain worm". Well, considering her reality as a five-nut pastry, it should be "brain kernel pastry".
By the time you react, it has already subconsciously grown out like bubbles like Tai's concept.
It's fair to say that Xipei has a bit of a talent for pyramid schemes. If you hadn't seamlessly transformed the army of bugs into an army of flying cakes—flying cat cakes—then perhaps, perhaps, probably... people would be able to overlook their past.
You're not sure.
Well, if you really want to confuse yourself, it's all Shipe's fault.
Who made her realize that the twisted food that was eaten in Pinocchio's assets was restored to its original state by returning to the original path from the rainbow vomit?
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In short, the key to achieving universal nuclear peace lies in your hands. But a rehash of Tai's story, with the same substance in a different bottle, is pointless. Do you think peaceful evolution and cultural invasion are also very interesting?
Sambo, who saw through everything, spread his hands and said, "If you hadn't messed with the red ribbon on the little girl's pants, it might have been more convincing."
“…”
But...so what?
You are so arrogant even though you are not right. If you were not afraid of being tamed by the company's bad asset liquidation experts like a piggy bank, you would also be caught by the red ribbon on her pants!
The costume designer who came up with this design is simply a genius, even more amazing than Sambo's two-piece rag shirt.
What’s more, it’s a white-haired creature!”
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