Chapter 275 Cat Cake
"The word 'tamed' is just right.
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Before the domestication process can be carried out, the first step is capture. Sambo has many points to say about this.
It's called a capture, but in reality, it's no different from walking into a trap. Ha! Capture, what a self-exculpatory word.
Although your output ability is not satisfactory, your brain's hard drive is still there, and you can still search your brain to find stocks full of cheese smell. It's scary!
Meeting Director Topa was an accident. Looking back at the previous events, Sambo became the mother of a hero (crossed out) when she ran into the Silvermane Iron Guard officer Jeppard. Jeppard is a useful event whose refresh timing is often unexpected but reasonable.
Obviously, this time is also the case.
Before that, it's worth mentioning that Jeppard also has a cat cake. Strangely enough, after reporting the cat cake incident to Bronya, he ignored the reports from higher authorities.
Then, naturally, he took the cake with him in a righteous manner. So, the rumors were spreading like wildfire.
To those unfamiliar with the situation, the Silver Mane Iron Guard's garrison commander is an upright officer who adheres to strict discipline. Bringing Cat Cake with him on duty... couldn't he be attracted to her? Even if it's a tactic to prevent Deep Blue from scamming her, what's the point?
To those who know him well, this guy is a habitually stubborn person. Occasionally, he is a little less active than a human-machine, and he can give people an ooc (crossed out) surprise.
He just embezzled the cake openly.
You? Your attitude towards this is——
Ding! Mount Card!
It was magical. No matter where the cake spawned, Jeppard always found a way to find it. Everyday life there became a game of hide-and-seek. If I tried to distract myself with it, it would always come back obediently.
No wonder he's so good at catching Sambo, this must be a simple anti-thief special attack. Oh, I almost forgot, you're also a thief!
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Fun.
As the former king of Pipisi, inviting passers-by to eat candy in dreams and doing the "Don't Laugh Challenge" is also a daily must-do.
People with more sensitive brains will split apart after eating sugar, and turn from one person into a group of people. You have tried it, but it is not quite the same as the imagined Inside Out team. A group of Ah Chong cannot communicate through brain waves.
That's strange. How can you and your twin sister be so successful? Do you know her better than yourself?
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It's so weird, you decide to forget about it.
So, with this experience, you will have a behavioral basis to refer to when you flock to Sambo.
Jeppard only had one of you, not because he could only afford one, but because when he was out on patrol or on guard duty, with one on his shoulder, he would always encounter the second one, its soft head, with its chin so low you couldn't see it, resting on his shoe.
He was extremely distressed. He grabbed one with each hand, hung one on each arm, lifted one leg to steady the one that was sliding down from his thigh, and there was one on each shoe. There was an indeterminate number of them dangling precariously behind his cloak...
When Xiluwa opened the mechanical room and was called by the Iron Guard to help, she would hear her younger brother ask, "Sister, why do these cat cakes keep making noises? Do you need to fix them?"
If her younger sister [Ling Ke], who knows more about animals, was not a polar exploration expert, not a zoologist, and if Maomaocao was not obviously not a polar creature, such words that make her hands congested would not have reached Xiluwa's ears.
The game of hide-and-seek is exciting, but it can only be refreshed during the guard's free time, specifically when about to go out, when looking up or finishing up official business, at mealtimes, etc. You are not a black cat that can blend into the darkness without being noticed, but your camouflage ability is not to be underestimated.
Otherwise, why do we say that hunger marketing is simple yet really effective?
Tsk, this man Jeppard is damn sweet.
You fell in love with it.
In this way, the Jeppard you had always known as your "younger brother" suddenly transformed into—
Sanbo smiled and said, "Yellow Hair."
It's not to this extent. After all, your previous "Yellow Hair" was Akivelli, who used will-o'-the-wisp to create a hole in the wall of Clipper.
Although the garrison officers are good, they are not as good as Chun Yuan (bushi).
You are no longer surprised by Sambo's occasional tantrums. He is like this occasionally, and there must be some dark energy to let people know that he is a serious Masked Fool, not a pure and beautiful knight.
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Then again, Jeppard, who was quite serious most of the time, kept his bottom line at this time, leaving only the cat, Mao Mao Gao, who claimed to be guarding the evidence.
Even so, when he went out, was he carrying a cat cake or covered in cat cakes?
Yes, our Silvermane Guards' guards can grow cat cakes on their bodies.
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“So, the opportunity to meet Director Topa fell on Jeppard. If the breeder hadn’t deliberately controlled the hide-and-seek game, it would have been too late.
There is no way around it, monopolies are always the most special.
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What happened next was a natural progression. With his charisma, he grew as many cat cakes as he could, and the cakes' eyes were attracted to the white fur. How natural and reasonable it was!
“…”
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...You didn't want to, but when you realized that this white-haired creature belonged to the company, Gao had already retreated.
But how can a cat cake grow as many as a guard officer? If a guard officer grows as many as he wants, using [white hair] as fertilizer, it won’t be too much if it grows as many as he wants... right?
The cat cakes that came like a tide retreated in a more chaotic and chaotic manner than the Minions at the moment of confirmation.
Finally, Director Topa caught one of them.
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This is a horror story that even a red ribbon on white wool pants can't comfort you.
It's said to be pulling, but in fact it's a pair of hands lightly hugging you as you jump up and are about to disappear into the air in the next second.
"The little guy is really energetic." Her clean voice was filled with laughter. "Looking closely, he looks completely different from my Zhang Zhang."
She is so beautiful.
You almost think so.
almost.
Then, Topa's words made the little pink flowers spinning in your background fall to the ground with a thud.
"According to my assessment, if nothing unexpected happens, this kid is a competitor of the same type as Piggy Bank..." The following words were said to Jeppard, which made the words you didn't like to hear seem even less impressive.
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In just this brief encounter, the cake fluttered a few times in the air with its tail, and it ended successfully.
According to your experience, when nothing unexpected happened, something unexpected happened, which was beyond Director Topa's expectations.
The competitor of cake has never been a piggy bank. In the direction of low cognition, it is the sleeping banana monkey meme virus of [Dr. Original]. In the general direction, it is the breeding swarm of Taiz Yuros.
The Sea Ranger came to chase Dr. Primitive and it is possible that he appeared here. When you heard about the horrifying atavism experiment, you would think it was really horrifying.
—Isn’t that right, Tai?
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But the company's misjudgment was by no means unusual. You know, the collapse of negotiations and the loss of a huge loan with principal and interest accumulated over 700 years was no trivial matter.
At least enough for Topaz to be downgraded from P45 to P44.
However, the complexity of the matter reached its peak when the traces of the original Doctor were revealed.
[Genius Club] #64, Intellectual Envoy.
It is worth mentioning that before you met him, you were first taken away by the Rememberer.
As for how this rather covert kidnapping case was discovered when there were so many coconut and sweet bean cakes, you can ask Sangbo for details.
You don’t know how he memorized Beloberg’s 1,308 cat cakes, but he did, and he counted them every day.”
“However, this kidnapping case was dropped due to the victim’s cooperation.
Sambo narrowed his eyes and smiled with his cat lips, "Oh, you're in love again?"
Even though he speaks in a sarcastic tone, you still find it magical that Sambo can always jump back and forth between the roles of chief steward and beloved concubine.
You were quick to deny it.
If the person doesn’t have white hair, it will take quite some time for you to realize the other person’s beauty.
So, why were you taken away?
——He has a pair of wonderful eyes.
To be honest, if your answer wasn't to someone you know, people would definitely think it was love at first sight.
You feel that you have been wronged.
That rememberer truly has a pair of amazing eyes! There's a pause button in his eyes!!!
This is very interesting.
You immediately decided to at least go with him, maybe you could take the liberty of touching it a little bit... You didn't even say you wanted to steal it!
My God, what an improvement you have made compared to your past self!
As the person who discovered the original doctor's trace, the Rememberer cannot resist his curiosity about memory, of course, the Rememberer who calls himself a director is also the same.
The good news is that as a memetic life, he doesn't mind you touching his eyes, even if you take them off and play with them.
There is also bad news. As a memetic life form, his resistance to you is 0 - this is normal. After all, Dr. Original's memetic virus can defeat him.
And now, if you follow this inference, you may have to tell him another piece of bad news.
The Rememberer, or rather, [Memory], is not so much resistant as it is completely defenseless against you.
"Why resist?" The director threw the film away excitedly, his eyes trembling with excitement at the information contained in your words.
In order to edit a perfect work, the great director whose portrait can be hung in Pinocchio's "The Hour of Blues" would never mind dedicating his life to the cause of art.
But, is this art?
If you are facing a silver branch, you can confidently admit without hesitation that yes, this is pure art.
...But you don't want to take the lives of others on your shoulders.
The director didn't know much, but he was already overwhelmed by the memory he had uncovered. If only he had been transformed into a foaming memory like a mermaid with a sublimated soul in that moment, and could have edited even a few silhouettes through this ending.
In his words, magnificent poems are always inseparable from destruction, and some classics are born from appropriate blank spaces.
So, Maomao Cake can touch his eyes, just like crushing his soul.
The director squatted down, like the little animals, head to head.
"...Then, can we pause?" you asked.
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