Chapter 263 Umbridge
Umbridge's taste and appearance are really unbearable to look at.
She was dressed in pink. Although her height was not up to standard, her width was just enough. She was smiling disgustingly at the food in front of her.
"She has a round face, big eye bags, wrinkles all over her face, and she can't even apply powder evenly. How old is she and she's still wearing pink?"
Daphne whispered softly in Jian Yu's ear. After Theodore emphasized that the new professor of Dark Magic Defense might target Jian Yu, she added another person to her blacklist:
"She looks like a toad! Look at that bow, doesn't it look like a fly?"
For some reason, a sentence suddenly popped up in Jian Yu's mind:
Pink and tender, how old are you now?
Jian Yu, feeling that his eyes and mind were both stinging, looked away and turned to look at Dumbledore, whose body was covered with stars and moons, to cleanse his eyes.
With this comparison, she, who always felt that her guardian's outfit was crazy enough, suddenly felt that the stars and the moon were not a big deal.
But Jian Yu knew very well that one should not judge a book by its cover.
As long as she signs her withdrawal notice, she will be a...a good pink toad...a pink professor.
But when she turned her eyes back to the stage, she found that her guardian had reached a new level of insanity.
"The Ministry of Magic appointed me to teach you this ancient and time-honored magical skill... innovation and tradition, progress and regression..."
When Umbridge began to publish her long and meaningless nonsense literature, Dumbledore first threw his beard behind him, but then felt that was too unrestrained, so he pulled the beard back and tied a bow on his chest.
—A pattern after Umbridge's bow.
But he's not the only one reaching new heights of insanity.
“We need norms and rules, perfecting those that are worth encouraging and that will make us progress... and discarding those that...”
As if to express their dissatisfaction with Umbridge, Professor Sprout and Professor McGonagall exchanged glances and pursed their lips at her, and the two witches' eyebrows and mouths were twisted together.
Professor McGonagall fanned herself to show that it was hot, and opened her robes, Transfiguring them into the shape of Umbridge's cardigan.
Professor Sprout, who never wears makeup, took out a box of powder from somewhere and started applying it on her face, making her eye bags look a little bigger.
Professor Trelawney, who was sitting at the side, picked up a piece of pie with a fork in trembling hands. She accidentally or intentionally knocked the plate over on herself, making a loud noise when it hit the table.
Snape's face was as tense as ever, his brows were furrowed and his features were stiff. His lips were colorless and his face was pale, like a patient who had lost too much blood. His condition was even worse than that of Bryce who was pretending to be sick.
"A new semester, a new journey, we need to correct our thoughts...correct our attitude..."
The four colleges were yawning and talking at the long table.
To be honest, Jian Yu felt that even the potion paper Harry had written earlier was more profound than her speech.
The long speech, like a lullaby, made her unable to help but tilt her head and almost fall asleep.
"I have never seen such a boring speech in my life." Draco, who seemed to have matured a lot after acting like a prefect for a long time, finally couldn't help but come back to his original form. He shook his head and almost drooped into the plate. "Wake up, have you thought about what to do? You have to stay under her for who knows how long. My father said, Merlin, why are they talking secretly?"
The students who had just been sorted into Slytherin saw that the two prefects were also slacking off, and soon began to whisper to each other. For a while, the long table was filled with noise, like the whispering of a group of flies and mosquitoes.
"It doesn't matter." Jian Yu chose to respect Umbridge's fate as a consumable professor for the year, half-opening one eye, "I'm so sleepy - it's not a big problem, she will be unlucky."
Draco raised his eyebrows. He seemed to want to wake her up and tell her some secret, but he held back because there were too many people around.
"We're going to take the freshmen back to the dormitories and let them find their way around." He whispered, "Can you please lift your head off the plate? Are you a pig? Do you want to sleep in a bowl?"
For some reason, he suddenly felt like a worried old woman.
Although his parents asked him to behave himself in school and follow her arrangements -
But so far, he hasn't received any plans!
"The freshmen are all looking at us!" He glanced at those young faces with a deep sense of trepidation, then lowered his head, "They will follow our example! Look, that freshman has even used the bowl as a pillow to lie down! The guy over there is almost talking mouth to mouth!"
He wanted to get into her head through her ears and catch the sleepiness:
"On the first day of school, we have to establish our prefectural authority! Make them quiet down, otherwise we will have to fight against these freshmen for the whole semester—"
Draco's mouth quickly closed, turning into a fly buzzing in her ear.
Because Jian Yu, who was almost completely asleep, waved her hand casually, the tongues of the cute new snakes who were whispering to each other at the table and disturbing the peace stuck to her upper palate - of course, including Draco.
Thank you Grindelwald for the wonderful gift of teaching.
The young snakes looked at their noses and their hearts, they stopped talking and sleeping, showing 120% of their obedient attitude, each sitting straighter than a pine or cypress tree.
Draco was speechless and his eyes widened to the size of a house elf.
What an unremarkable way to establish authority!
Is no plan the best plan?
So he calmed down.
But he soon realized that he had settled down too early.
The food in front of Daphne suddenly caught fire and the fire spread rapidly; Blaise was choked and coughed until he fell to the ground, and it seemed that he would die in the next second.
"You're crazy!" He jumped up in shock. "Quick, put out the fire, Madam Pomfrey! The Hospital Wing--!"
Draco was forced to deal with all kinds of chaos on the first day of school. He was so proud of being a prefect before, but now he was exhausted.
After he finally dealt with the mess, he and Jian Yu went out for a legal night patrol... During the night patrol, he faced a group of new night-swimming little snakes that he had picked out from the small classroom.
The newly promoted prefect Draco was devastated.
Of course, the same goes for Jian Yu, who is forced to shorten his sleep time.
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