Chapter 32



-1-

M likes puppies.

-2-

She liked it so much that she would often ask her subordinates: "Bark."

She was busy dealing with a subordinate who complained: "No."

"Awoo..."

Subordinate: “No.”

"Alright, alright, there's nothing I can do about refusing to speak. After all, Little P's vocal organs can only speak, not bark... Well, let's practice some moves, shall we? Little P, hands~"

subordinate:"……"

-3-

The subordinate took a moment from the complicated complaints to look at her open palm.

Perhaps it was because of some subtle height difference, but his boss would stand on tiptoe every time he extended his hand to him.

She also likes to sway from side to side while standing on tiptoe, and her movements are really like those of a child.

"Xiao P, hand~ pass it~"

-4-

...But, what she asked for was definitely not the candy that children like, nor did she expect that children would like you if they got the candy.

Mr. P was silent for a few seconds and handed over his salary card.

Ms. M: "Great! Little P is so obedient! The boss loves Little P the most!"

So M continued to happily hack into her subordinates' salary cards, and P continued to silently deal with the complaints she created.

-5-

Bad and cute, energetic and lazy.

The boss always complained half-jokingly about how complicated, mysterious, and bewitching he was.

Mr. P always thought she was joking.

It's like the end of the universe bending down to praise a weed for its effort in growing taller.

Bewitching? Mysterious? What nonsense was his charismatic boss telling him?

Is she an existence that mortals cannot look directly at?

No.

It is a beauty that is beyond the reach of mortals, too charming and dangerous to be reached.

-6-

Men hit on her and asked her out, and it wasn't just because of her face.

Attracted by danger, yet repelled by it.

This is the essence of the piles of complaints and chat-ups Mr. P received.

Miss M likes puppies?

Miss M always trains him like a dog. Is it because she likes him?

Miss M always talks about how much she likes him. Is this a sign of her special affection for him?

-7-

Um.

certainly.

Mr. P doesn't think this is something that needs to be denied, it's a fact.

——The fact that he worked very hard and spent all his energy every moment to achieve it.

Like work, like everything else in his life.

If you don't want to work overtime, then work hard to improve your efficiency and leave as early as possible. If you really want a vacation, then seize the time and opportunity to take a vacation. Even if you're exhausted one moment, you can happily pack your bags and go bungee jumping the next...

He worked hard, he pondered, he studied, and he was indeed very useful.

Therefore, overtime can sometimes be avoided, holidays are taken regularly, and his boss likes him very much.

Mr. P is also very happy to be liked by his boss. Similarly, he never hesitates to express his affection for his boss.

-8-

He is his boss's most special subordinate, and Miss M is also his most special boss.

——But, what does the "like" that their boss always mentions so casually, actually represent, and what can it prove?

Miss M is not a child, although she really likes to act like a child and act cute.

Only the "like" from children's mouths is serious and simple, and only children will regard "I like you" and "Let's be together" as the end of the story, as a happy ending.

The "like" adults say has nothing to do with sincerity; it's half favor, half exploitation. Feelings? Feelings are cultivated over time; there's no need to force them.

...Sometimes, Mr. P is really annoying. Miss M is so much older than him and has a subtle sense of maturity in many things.

The boss never hesitates to express her likes and dislikes, but no matter "like" or "dislike", nothing can shake or influence her.

If you want to be intimate, just do it; if you want to say you like me, just say it; if you want to stick together, just stick together.

But if you don’t want it, just throw it away, without any hesitation or explanation.

Everything passed by her eyes and was destined not to be taken seriously by her.

-9-

Miss M's constant use of "like" is to get his salary card for a new dress she likes, to hang on his shoulders and order him to be her means of transportation when she's unhappy, to play a prank to distract him when she's snatching fried eggs, and...

Something Mr. P knew very well.

He was very happy to listen to it, but that was all he listened to.

This weightless "like" will neither appear in her dreams nor in her memories.

If you say it lightly, it will be forgotten lightly.

-10-

It's too frivolous, the kind of love that she could pierce with a needle in the next second.

And Mr. P couldn't resist.

He is very weak. In front of his boss, he is too weak.

Whether it's using an intelligent robot to hit him directly, or using a needle to poke the light love in his mouth, Miss M can do anything to him.

He can do nothing about it, whether you peel off his collar or pierce his heart.

...What can I do?

She is his boss, M in the system world, that dangerous, charming and untouchable existence.

So Mr. P doesn't ask for that. His relationship with her doesn't ask for that either.

He just wanted to...

-11-

Become more useful, a little more useful.

No matter what the situation, no matter what the circumstances... As long as it's interesting... As long as it's useful...

"The entrance exam begins. The first subject is Chinese. Please answer the questions."

Yes.

anyway.

He made up his mind secretly.

"Come on, Xiao P. The answers are all up to you~"

——Mr. P bit the pen with his baby teeth, raised his paw, tilted his head with difficulty, and tried to align it neatly with the rows of horizontal lines under the questions on the test paper.

-12-

A: This sentence is a psychological description, using metaphors to highlight the protagonist's special environment...

Hiss, this word is written crooked, eraser, eraser... bite the corner of the eraser tightly, use all four claws to hold the test paper firmly and then tilt your head up, so that it can be erased cleanly...

The boss folded his arms behind him, his eyelids half-open and half-closed lazily, and yawned.

"Xiao P, write faster. I want to hand in my paper early and go to the cafeteria to buy a box of yogurt. I'm so tired..."

Although all she did during those five minutes was stare at the test paper, she then took the puppy off her head, put it on the test paper, and ordered him to take the test for her.

After all, he is a subordinate.

-13-

Yes, Miss M encountered an entrance exam because she tried to bring her dog to school.

That is not something that the security guard enforces. "You must pass the entrance exam to enter the school if you carry prohibited items." This seems to be the rule of this world itself.

So Miss M had no choice but to walk into the examination room, carrying the dog.

Then, looking at the test paper, she decisively picked up the dog, handed him the pen, and her shoulders slumped and she began to daydream.

…Anyway, it was the subordinates who turned into dogs.

My subordinate is so smart, he would definitely be able to answer questions if he turned into a dog.

-14-

Sure enough, the puppy was smart. While she was in a daze, he had already bitten the pen and quickly answered half of the test paper.

Sure enough, puppies are the smartest and cutest!

Moreover, the reason why puppies are cute and why she likes them so much is—

It’s because puppies are useful!

Unlike cats that just sit aside in aloofness and use their beauty to drive humans to do things for them... the charm of puppies is very useful!

She can be sweet or salty, can be petted or hugged, can go out by herself, can buy her food, answer her questions and say sorry for her!

No matter how he plays with her, she will never get angry. Before, when her pink flesh pads were pinched for ten minutes at the door, he just showed a super helpless expression, nudged her with his nose, and growled softly to urge her to work hard.

Puppies are the most useful! That’s why puppies are the cutest!

It's a love-spreader! It's a buff that buffs you to eternal happiness! It's a magical, healing magic! It's a warm, fuzzy angel, with eyes full of "I can't help you" and "I like you, too"!

-15-

Miss M really loves petting puppies.

Before entering the 199 world, her love for puppies only existed in videos——

After entering the 199th world, she suddenly realized it the moment she looked into the eyes of her subordinates after getting off the school bus.

Puppies are really cute and really useful.

——As long as you have a universe-cute puppy on your head, no one will be angry even if you steal someone else’s milk tea!

His subordinates didn't have this function when they were in human form! He would only stop her before she tried to grab someone else's milk tea, but that was boring—now he could only stay above her head, howling and wailing at that student with no power to apologize, hehehehe!

-16-

"Awoof..."

"I don't understand. Take the exam seriously and don't be distracted. If you don't get a perfect score, I'll pull your ears."

"Woof. ...Woof, woof..."

"I don't understand what you've said. Can't you speak properly to your boss, Xiao P?"

“…”

-17-

The puppy placed on the test paper, which was not even as big as the test paper, turned its head and looked at her silently.

This glance was the same as the countless times in the past when she had looked at the palm of her hand that she had handed over to him to ask for her salary card.

Then he bit the pencil hard again and gently wrote two words on the corner of the table.

"Turn the page."

Ms. M: “…”

Only then did she notice that while she was daydreaming, her subordinates had already diligently finished the main interview paper.

But Miss M was not embarrassed, nor was she ashamed - her light blue puppy eyes, filled with a helpless look that said "please don't do this", only made her more justified.

"Turn the pages yourself. You want your boss to do such a trivial thing? Little P, you have four paws, and your boss only has two hands!"

Mr. P: “…”

-18-

Being a puppy, Mr. P sniffed gloomily and twitched his ears.

After all, puppies are not very good at inhibiting their physical reactions, and they cannot suppress the urge to express their emotions as smoothly as adult dogs.

Ms. M: "Hey~~ Little P is depressed? Come on, cry for me with your current state!"

“…”

-19-

Mr. P turned his head silently.

Okay. Turn the page. Turn the page on the test.

...As long as he works hard and becomes useful, there is nothing he cannot overcome.

He struggled to crawl over, shaking it, then used his nose to lift the test paper, struggling to lift it up—using his front paws—and arched his nose again, aiming it at the corner of the test paper—

"Crash"

The test paper was turned over.

...was also pushed to the ground, turning over.

Mr. P: “…”

Mr. P walked silently to the foot of the table, sat down, and looked down at the abyss-like ground.

Miss M rubbed his drooping ears lovingly and said, "Little P, this is all your fault. So stop looking at it and go pick it up."

“…”

"The boss only has two hands, but you have four claws."

“…”

-20-

Mr. P turned his head and looked at his boss deeply.

Then he turned his head again and resolutely jumped into the abyss - the desktop.

-twenty one-

"Come on, Xiao P~ Don't bite the corner of the test paper when you drag it. Be gentle with your teeth. Ah, and don't drool. It's disgusting."

“…”

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