-1-
After using all his strength, Mr. P finally picked up the test paper without biting it, and walked back to his desk staggeringly.
...He didn't want to walk unsteadily, but as a puppy he was too weak, and walking steadily on all fours was already his best effort.
If I hadn't been torn to pieces so many times by that female ghost... If I hadn't been shredded so many times by the turbulence of time and space... If I hadn't been so anxious to resurrect and stop my boss from destroying the world...
How could he not even be able to maintain his human form... No, even if he turned into a dog, he wouldn't be limited to the form of a puppy with undeveloped claws... At the very least, he should be an adult dog.
An adult dog should be at least bigger than a pen or a desk.
It will also be much more convenient to move around... Now, it only makes things convenient for the boss.
A person who always claims that she is a dog lover, but actually prefers to torment dogs rather than pet them.
-2-
Mr. P ignored his boss's excited chants in the background, "Come on, Little P," "Great job, Little P," and "Oh, you're walking so hard, your front legs are shaking."
While the voice announcement is going on, can't you just bend down and pick up the paper?
He calmly held the corner of the test paper in his mouth and looked for a way to get up under the desk.
...But, looking up, the table legs are like pillars of heaven and earth, and the table top seems to be the end of the universe.
Mr. P had no choice but to sit down again, stretched out a paw, and gently patted the upper of his boss's uniform shoes.
-3-
I didn't even scratch it.
The claws were carefully retracted so as not to scratch her uniform shoes - just a light pat.
"Woof."
The test paper is ready, please help me up.
-4-
Ms. M: "So hard? So hard? You actually made it this far, not bad."
Mr. P: “Woof…”
Ms. M: "You've come this far, just climb up on your own. It's not manly to ask your superiors for help."
Mr. P: “…”
I'm not a man, I'm a dog.
Dogs can't climb, they're not monkeys.
-5-
Mr. P glanced at his boss with his dog eyes. The aggrieved look in the little Border Collie's eyes almost made him soften all humans at this moment.
Ms. M: "Are you going to cry? Are you going to cry? Hehehe, little P, cry quickly~"
...But she is not human, and her boss is worse than a dog.
Mr. P turned around and grabbed the desk leg, trying hard to move his claws upwards a few times, and came to the conclusion that "no matter how smart a puppy is, it cannot climb a tree."
But the boss's orders must be carried out. He asked him to think about whether he could use some obstacles near the desks...
-6-
So, Zhang Qianqian, a classmate who was writing furiously at the next table, had her trouser leg scratched.
She looked down and saw a white-eared puppy sitting under the table. It was holding the test paper in its mouth, with its head tilted back, sitting in a very reserved posture.
"Ah~Woof!"
Please help me get in and I'll copy the answers for you in return.
Student Zhang Qianqian: “…”
Student Zhang Qianqian immediately threw away her pen.
Filled with righteous indignation, his anger was overwhelming.
"What are you writing about? I'm not writing anymore! This is a crappy test! I don't understand a single question! Come on, darling, I'm going to take you outside to play Frisbee! What entrance exam is this? You can't even write this!"
-7-
Mr. P: Ah this.
The dog is halfway done.
-8-
...Yes, classmate Zhang Qianqian was also sent here to take the entrance examination because Miss M, who was slurping milk tea at the security guard, claimed that she was her best friend.
Good friends hold hands and go through punishment together.
...Because he couldn't get the watchdog, the angry security guard judged them all as violating the rules, so they were all sent to take the entrance examination.
In fact, the security guard is really a Buddhist, so Buddhist that he hardly looks like an evil spirit——
He didn't judge those who brought snacks and knives, or cried or wet their pants as violating any rules. He turned a blind eye and let all those who came to school. In the end, only Zhang Qianqian and M were judged to have violated any rules among that group of students.
So, at this moment, there were only the two of them in the entire entrance examination room.
-9-
In Zhang Qianqian's eyes, the classmate who brought her dog to school and snatched her milk tea was obviously a pretty sweet girl who was slightly shorter than her.
Although this strange classmate behaved a bit arrogantly, she didn't wear earrings or dye her hair, and her bangs and uniform were neatly arranged. She was definitely not a dangerous school bully with a baseball bat, nor was she a rogue gangster.
Zhang Qianqian likes good students very much.
She has an inexplicable desire to protect good students with good grades.
-10-
Before falling into this world, class monitor Zhang Qianqian considered herself a school bully - she had poor grades and little motivation to study, and was undoubtedly an unqualified student.
But this class monitor is very good at running, long jump and pole vaulting. He also participates in high school boxing competitions in his spare time. He can win a district championship by participating in a competition before the monthly exam.
...As the monitor of Class 2, Grade 2, Zhang Qianqian is a well-known figure in the school. Although she is not good at studying, she is good at fighting and taking on responsibilities. She is considered a big shot among high school students and can single-handedly drive away all the gangsters around the school.
Zhang Qianqian's dream was to become a female knight, but unfortunately she couldn't find the martial arts world in modern times, so she changed her dream to become a professional boxer.
...After learning that professional boxers must control their weight and cannot drink milk tea, Zhang Qianqian took a hard look at herself and reluctantly changed her dream to becoming a physical education teacher.
Zhang Qianqian, who dreams of becoming a physical education teacher, can't even write 500 words on a Chinese test paper, and would flip her desk over if asked to do math problems...
She was out of place among the good students. Even though she was responsible and loved to protect her classmates, after being chosen as the class monitor by the teacher, she was still ostracized by the good students because of factors such as "poor grades" and "lack of interest in studying".
Of course, the good students in Class 2, Grade 2, were so focused on their studies that they wouldn't engage in school bullying even if they excluded the class monitor. The glittering title of "class monitor" was enough to keep them obedient.
The so-called exclusion meant that he didn't want to include her in discussions on study, and when the class monitor asked her a question, he would directly reply, "You should read the textbook carefully first and understand the examples first."
...Also because Zhang Qianqian really didn't understand the example questions, her textbook was still brand new at the end of the semester.
Therefore, students who only focus on doing exercises and students who don’t even read their textbooks cannot get along with each other.
In fact, Zhang Qianqian is quite popular among ordinary classmates. Who doesn't like a girl who is generous and good at fighting? Zhang Qianqian is also the school belle - but she just doesn't join the conventional school bully gangs, fan gangs, etc. in campus dramas. She just likes to hang out with good students.
And then be despised.
The despised monitor argued: "I don't like studying, but I like watching serious and well-behaved classmates study!"
First in grade: "Yes, what the monitor said is right."
-11-
Yes, this is also an important reason why good students exclude the class monitor.
She came to hang out with them every day, and as time went by, she finally pushed the top student in the grade, who was the best among them, into a premature love affair.
...How abhorrent! How outrageous! Not only does she not study, but she also leads our top student in class astray!
There was nothing Zhang Qianqian could do.
She just has a very good impression of good students with good grades. She wants to be friends with good female students, and good male students...
She took a fancy to the boy with the best grades. She always bullied him and pinched his face. She often forced him to run errands for her at the canteen to buy milk tea. Later, she even forced him to have a premature love affair with her.
As a result, after only a few days of early love, the boy slipped from the top spot in the monthly exam to second place in the grade.
Zhang Qianqian herself improved by 25 places under his guidance.
...As the class monitor and a school bully with a conscience, Zhang Qianqian decided not to bother with the other person under the condemning gazes of her classmates. She dumped him decisively and wished him to study hard and not fall in love too early.
"I was just chatting casually, don't take it so seriously, let's part ways in peace. We're still good friends. I hope you can get first place in the grade again in the next monthly exam."
-12-
As a result, her ex-boyfriend broke down on the spot.
"You're with me just to copy my homework! Are you dissatisfied with the fact that my homework isn't accurate enough? Do you think the new top student in the grade is more handsome? I only scored two points less than him, and I lost two extra points on my English composition. My homework is still very accurate! You can't copy other people's homework!"
Zhang Qianqian: "That's not..."
"Don't tell me! You just know how to put me off! We've broken up, so leave me alone! Ignore me! We need to break up!"
Zhang Qianqian: “…”
Okay then.
He said he didn't care.
-13-
So Zhang Qianqian turned around and slipped away. She was really not good at breaking up, especially breaking up with good students.
The next day, her ex-boyfriend left a cup of milk tea on her desk. Under the tea was a note saying that he was going to find the urban legend Highway 999 and would definitely make her change her mind.
Zhang Qianqian: “…”
Zhang Qianqian lowered her head and opened her phone. A topic related to the urban legend of bus route 999 popped up, and a bunch of missing persons reports popped up.
Zhang Qianqian: “…”
That idiot.
-14-
As the class monitor and a heroine who cannot tolerate any gangsters doing anything dangerous to the students of the school, Zhang Qianqian immediately rushed out of the classroom with milk tea in her arms to find the idiot who was sending food to the ghost story.
Isn't it normal to break up after a relationship? Why is he so desperate? Is he sick?
Why not come back and study! Study hard and get back to the top of the grade! Why go to find a weird story when you can solve the problem by practicing the questions seriously? Are all good students so crazy? I didn't realize he was a fool when we were dating!
As a result, Zhang Qianqian did not hit the No. 999 bus, but only hit a school bus.
...When I woke up again, I was trapped in this strange school.
-15-
In fact, she had repeated this many times before—waking up on the school bus, getting off with milk tea in hand, encountering a group of unfamiliar students wearing her school uniform, waiting for the security guard to check, and being pulled out and punished for carrying milk tea...
After standing at the door as punishment, the school radio started blaring again. Everything went dark before my eyes and I knew nothing.
When I woke up again, I was on the school bus again.
A new repetition.
At first she was a little confused, but later she slowly figured something out.
——It’s obvious that if you can’t get into school, you won’t find a way out of here.
It's like being stuck on the novice level over and over again, unable to die but also unable to find the exit.
But Zhang Qianqian just couldn't get into school - she tried to throw her milk tea on the school bus, spill it on the ground, and throw it into the trash can at the school gate before the security guard showed up -
But, it's useless.
Whenever other students gathered together and the security guard appeared, the cup of milk tea would be placed back inside her school uniform, carefully hidden inside her coat, in the same place where she had carried it when she first got off the bus and entered the school.
Then the security guard would send her to stand in the corner as punishment and leave her outside the school gate.
Zhang Qianqian also vaguely realized something. None of the students gathering in front of the school gate and waiting to enter the school were the familiar faces she had met before.
Only by entering the school can you find a way out... Only by entering the school can you really encounter danger.
-16-
That cup of milk tea was like a free resurrection ticket, which somehow bounced her away again and again, protecting her on the edge of this strange story.
...Where did that idiot ex-boyfriend buy this cup of milk tea? Was it a cheat shop opened by a high-dimensional boss?
-17-
——The angel who entered the world to conduct a possession transaction with the client and provided the client with super strong protection measures was unaware of the law of cause and effect demonstrated in this cup of milk tea.
After the deal was concluded, Mr. P directly instructed his client to protect him, along with his family and friends, from the causal level of this world. During his possession phase, the client and their friends were absolutely safe.
Because she is an angel who works carefully.
The rich aroma of the system employee remained on the milk tea at that time, making the security guard salivate and leaving Zhang Qianqian outside the school gate.
If you stay outside the school gate, you will become the security guard's prey. If you enter the school, he will not be able to interfere.
...But Zhang Qianqian, who stayed outside the school gate, always managed to return to the school bus resurrection point before he could make a move. The law of causality attached to milk tea was really too strong...
Of course, it was also because, in the previous few times, the girl had been holding on to the milk tea tightly and was reluctant to throw it away.
The law of causality in the boy can act on her through milk tea, and he directly assumes that she is a "good friend with deep ties and who needs protection."
-18-
However, when Miss M appeared here, the law of causality attached to milk tea became invalid.
Because she was too powerful, she directly dispelled the aura left by the ordinary employees.
Logically, Zhang Qianqian could enter the school smoothly that time.
——But Miss M also wanted to grab the milk tea, so she hugged the real high school girl and lied with her eyes open, saying that she and Zhang Qianqian were good friends.
[M's protection] is much more effective than [milk tea's protection]. The law of cause and effect dissipated peacefully, allowing Miss M to suck up the last pearl in the cup.
Miss M's way of dealing with things is sometimes very simple. If a strange girl gives her a cup of milk tea, she will protect her and leave this weird story.
...Of course, since Huo Huo was going with her to take the entrance exam, where the survival rate was supposed to be zero, she had to protect her.
-19-
This is also the reason why Zhang Qianqian is so irritable and active now. She dares to directly flip over the test paper and show her school bully style, saying "even dogs won't write it."
She thought the entrance exam was terrifying, but she didn't expect that she would just have to sit here and write the test paper honestly, and become inseparable from Chinese reading.
My deskmate even put the dog directly on the test paper and let the dog write, while he slept beside it with his arms folded!
So what if she refuses to write!
There are no maggots or bloody uncles here, the lights are bright and the test papers are clear, it can't be safer!
——In fact, it was because M herself was sitting in this examination room and no one dared to approach her.
Not to mention letting the dog write, she even squeezed into Zhang Qianqian's seat and blatantly compared the answers, and no one dared to stop her.
The security guard at the gate didn't know that the evil spirits in the school had just felt the screams and tearing at the source, and the terrifying black shadow appearing on the other side of the world.
...I can’t afford to offend you, I really can’t afford to offend you.
They just need to hide under the podium and run out quickly after they finish answering the test papers.
Please write quickly, these two, they are in a hurry to pack up and run away.
-20-
Miss M yawned as this indirectly turned the examination room, which should have been a place of chaos and corpses, into an ordinary one.
"Let's just finish the test paper for now."
She tilted her head and tentatively warned the incompetent and furious little girl next to her: "Although there's no danger here, you can't leave the exam room until you finish the test. You don't want to stay in the exam room and do the test, do you?"
This is the original rule of the world and has nothing to do with those evil spirits. Even she has to be cautious.
——Of course, if Xiao P is taken away, just tear the source apart directly. Special cases require special treatment.
"Wow...but..."
Zhang Qianqian slumped over the desk. "I used to copy my ex-boyfriend's Chinese reading material! I only wrote multiple-choice questions on the test! You should only write one answer for the essay questions!"
Ms. M spread her hands and said, "What's the big deal? I didn't even answer the multiple-choice questions, and I was too lazy to write down my answers to the essay questions. Besides, I didn't even read what the questions were about."
"Right, right! You should write the paper and take the test. It's already impressive that you arrive on time and stay in the exam room until the end."
"Yes, yes. And I'm planning to leave early this time. Do you think the cafeteria will have yogurt and chicken legs? Can they still be bought at this time?"
"Sister, you understand me! From today on, you are my Zhang Qianqian's best friend! Don't worry, at this hour, our school cafeteria has freshly fried bone-in meat!"
"Oh—your school is great! It really is a great school! All the students who come out of this great school have a bright future! Especially you—how do you buy the freshly fried bone-in meat? Do you need a meal card?"
"It's okay! I'll treat you! I have plenty of money on my meal card! If I run out of it, I still have my stupid ex-boyfriend's meal card that he didn't give back, hahaha!"
"Great—classmate, what's your name? Zhang Qianqian? Can I call you Qianqian baby? Qianqian baby, I love you!"
-twenty one-
The two female classmates burst into laughter, and the examination room was suddenly filled with a happy atmosphere.
There is no exam atmosphere.
The only Border Collie who was writing the paper seriously: "..."
No, both of you.
Do well in the exam.
-twenty two-
The reason why humans have hands is to learn.
You only know how to eat, right? When you sit in the examination room, the only thing on your mind is the cafeteria, right? Then you might as well replace your hands with dog paws.
Also, Ms. M, please don't become sworn sisters with innocent girls who are much younger than you and express your love to each other. I know you are just doing it for the sake of immediate family connection. This is deceiving the precious friendship of these little girls.
I will buy it for you. Just use my card, don’t use anyone else’s card.
-twenty three-
"Woof. Woof."
"Oh, sorry, I was too excited just now..."
Zhang Qianqian belatedly lowered her head again: "Do you want to play? I'll carry you up here right now."
Mr. P: Although I have to sit at the table and write a test paper, it doesn’t matter.
He clenched his baby teeth slightly, held the paper tightly in his mouth, raised his hind legs slightly, and raised his two front paws upwards in a gesture.
Zhang Qianqian: Oh, so cute! So adorable! Oh, I’m dying, so adorable!
She couldn't help but let out a giggle like an auntie, leaning over and hugging him—
-twenty four-
Mr. P felt a tightness on the back of his neck and then he flew off the ground.
"That won't work."
Miss M held her own dog and smiled at Zhang Qianqian: "Sisters can do it, but you can't hold this one."
Zhang Qianqian stretched out her arms, full of anticipation to welcome the puppy: "..."
She felt a little aggrieved and a little angry, but when she saw the smiling face of the beautiful girl she had just met, her anger disappeared.
"Oh...ok...I won't hold you. I'll let you hold me."
Miss M smiled: "I won't hug you either."
After saying that, she threw the dog back to the ground. "Little P, be obedient and climb back up on your own. You can't ask others to hold you. The time limit is five minutes. The clock has started, so don't dawdle."
Mr. P: “…”
-25-
No, you picked me up.
Is it troublesome to put me on the table?
-26-
I don’t know if it’s troublesome or not. The boss’s mood and behavior are always a mystery that happens at will.
...Fifteen minutes later, Mr. P finally finished the test paper with great difficulty.
Don’t ask him how he finally climbed onto the desk on his own. The answer is that hard work can create miracles.
-27-
Mr. P not only filled out half of the test paper, he even bit the pen hard and copied the questions on the test paper again.
There were two papers in total, one for my boss and the other for Zhang Qianqian, all written by the Border Collie.
Because Zhang Qianqian was influenced by (Ms. M), she was too lazy to even copy the answers and directly started talking to her boss about the cafeteria menu.
"Little M, if you do this, won't the puppy get angry and bite you?"
"No, Qianqian baby, this little puppy is super well-behaved."
...and calls his boss "Little M". He has no idea about adult social etiquette.
-28-
My boss actually agreed so casually. She has no sense of adulthood at all. She's really enjoying pretending to be a high school girl.
Calling him "baby" all the time...Does he like the young kids who are still alive so much?
-29-
Mr. P once again ignored the "Canteen Menu Awards" playing in the background. He spat out the ballpoint pen in his mouth that was about to leak ink.
He picked up two complete papers, staggered to the podium, stood up with his hind legs straight, and placed the two test papers on the podium.
Because it is a puppy, even if it stands up straight for a short while, it is not tall enough and can only barely reach the table.
The evil spirits hiding behind the podium only saw a small nose twitching hard, and two pink pads that were trying to flap upwards, trying to straighten the test paper and smooth out the wrinkles.
Evil spirits: Ah—it’s a puppy—a puppy!!
-30-
There was suddenly an unexplained commotion under the podium.
The dog's exposed paw pads stiffened, and its furry golden paws turned over and hesitantly grabbed the air.
The unexplained commotion under the podium became more intense, and there was also a "whooshing" sound of panting.
Dog: “…”
The dog immediately turned its head and said: "Woof."
-31-
Miss M, I am a weak clerical worker, and now I am still an undeveloped puppy.
It's very dangerous here and I'm very weak, so I need to ask my boss for close protection.
Ms. M, who was in the middle of a heated discussion about the cafeteria menu, said, "I don't understand, Xiao P. Your voice is too quiet. Come over here and call a few more times."
"Woof—woof!"
"Louder."
"Woof woof!"
"Your voice isn't babyish enough. Your voice needs to be louder and more coquettish. Are you begging for help?"
“…”
"Come on, Little P, be cute! Your boss loves puppies the most, so you have to seize the opportunity~"
“…”
-32-
The puppy doesn't want to talk to humans anymore.
The puppy originally loved humans, but humans really went too far.
...It's probably because puppies love humans so much that humans are always so excessive to them.
Humans are not like this to kittens. Kittens may ignore humans, but humans will chase them and kiss them.
The puppy is so wronged... No matter how good the puppy is at being happy, as long as humans ignore the puppy, the puppy will be sad...
-33-
——Ah, that’s not right.
My boss is not a real human, and I am not a real puppy.
It seems that the boss has gone too far, so the time for playing with her is over.
-34-
Mr. P turned his head again, stretched out his claws again, and stretched his paws towards the void with all his strength.
【Command input】
【Environmental Monitoring】
[Under the podium, the vicious undead were discovered to be gathering in high density, their number was incalculable]
[Soul State: Extremely Weak]
【Application Exception】
【Exceptions allowed】
【Apply for special channels to replenish energy】
【Application approved】
【Legal supplement begins——】
-35-
The evil spirits hiding under the podium were about to rush out with a "hehehe" sound when they saw the claws that had just retracted reappear.
Then, the front paws, front legs, nose, and ears.
The puppy "click" and "click" and stood on the podium, swaying from side to side.
The puppy lowered its head, tilted its furry head, and showed its pink tongue and white baby teeth to the evil spirits.
-36-
[——Swallowing Completed]
【Energy replenishment completed】
[Soul state, moderate weakness]
-37-
Miss M noticed something and stood up immediately.
...The undead are actually devouring the undead?
She quickly ran to the podium, which had quieted down again, the pen in her hand flashing a cold light.
She knew there were evil spirits hiding there, but she thought those frightened ants wouldn't have the guts to touch her subordinates in front of her, and at most they would just scare them...
"Hey, you guys..."
The podium was pushed over with a bang, and the filled test papers floated to the empty ground.
There are no evil spirits and no subordinates being chewed up.
A large Border Collie, half the height of a person, stood in front of her. Its blue eyes were gentle and calm, its back fur was like the shimmering surface of a lake in the sun, and its tail was long and soft, swaying gently along the ground.
"Woof."
Replenish some energy, which will help you work more conveniently.
-38-
Ms. M: “…”
Miss M was silent for another five minutes.
It was not until Zhang Qianqian in the back noticed something was wrong that she came over and let out a cry of surprise.
"Big dog—what a big dog! It's a Border Collie! A golden Border Collie—wow, blue eyes, so beautiful—the fur looks thick and soft—I can pet it—"
"no."
Miss M snapped her hand open and said expressionlessly, "You can't touch it."
"……Why?"
“This is my dog.”
"Your dog is a puppy..."
"It's a big dog."
"It's obviously small..."
"It's a big dog."
-39-
Miss M hugged the dog's head and buried her face in the rich, soft, golden fur.
She continued expressionlessly, burying herself in the fur: "I like big dogs best. This is my dog."
Zhang Qianqian: “…”
Zhang Qianqian: "You just said thirty seconds ago that you like puppies the most..."
-40-
"You don't understand."
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