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Student Zhang Qianqian fell into a horror school.
It seems like a dangerous place.
…but she just kept circling around the school bus-school gate, circling, circling, circling…
Now, we have finally escaped the cycle of safety spinning.
Originally, Zhang Qianqian had more or less perked up a bit, and wanted to clench her fists, ready for the "game to officially begin" full of middle school feeling.
But at this time, a new best friend and a sunny and handsome adult dog appeared beside her.
The two people and the dog walked out of the examination room, headed towards the playground, passed the teaching building, and entered the cafeteria.
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The sun was shining brightly along the way, and the spring was beautiful. Even the flowers in the school flower beds seemed fragrant.
It is very harmonious, even more harmonious than going to a normal school. After all, in a normal school, there are always a lot of students crowded on the way to the cafeteria at noon, and the heels of your sneakers can easily be stepped on even if you are careful.
But no.
All the way into the cafeteria, the heels of Zhang Qianqian's sneakers were not stepped on.
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"The empty school feels a little strange for some reason" - not even this feeling, the one I had when I went back to a normal school to get my things during the holidays.
Because there's a super shiny golden dog next to it! Just one glance at the dog and you'll see a blue sky, white clouds, and green grass!
The sense of security is right up to the limit - when humans walk with big dogs, they will naturally feel safe!
And, and—
"Oh, is this the legendary canteen-exclusive bone-in-one? Indeed, it's fried perfectly!"
My new best friend lowered her head and nibbled on the fried crispy bones on the skewers, her eyes narrowed happily under her well-behaved bangs: "Delicious..."
Zhang Qianqian was so happy watching this.
——Watching beautiful women eat will make you happy!
——Making such a sweet and well-behaved student as her best friend, she felt like she was hundreds of steps closer to realizing her dream!
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With a dog and a beautiful woman, Zhang Qianqian feels that her life is complete.
...Although the dog is not her dog and she can't even touch it, and the beauty is not the beauty listed in her household registration book and she can't kiss her, but this is not the point!
The point is, her life is fulfilling!
"Qianqian baby, at your age, you still like to talk about 'life' so much..."
Miss M took a bite of the fried skewers and spoke vaguely: "She's still a child."
Zhang Qianqian slapped her: "Hahaha, why are you pretending to be mature, sister! We are obviously the same age!"
M, whose bangs were completely pulled up and whose age might even be calculated in a hundred years, said: "..."
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Miss M looked at Zhang Qianqian who was holding her belly and laughing “Hahahaha”.
It's a little girl.
A human girl who gave her milk tea, took her to eat delicious food, and knew nothing about anything. She was still alive and clean, not a ghost, not a bad person, and not a ghost. Killing her probably wouldn't make her any more interesting, she would just be a boring, ordinary young girl.
None of the elements meet the conditions for drawing the sword.
...Miss M had no choice but to bite the brittle bones in her mouth with a "crunch" sound.
With his bangs randomly pulled up, he chewed the crispy bones expressionlessly, making "crunch, crunch" sounds.
Zhang Qianqian: "Little M is so cute—he eats like a cat! His face is puffed up—yes, you're so cute and have baby fat on your face, you're only in the first year of high school, right? Then I'm probably two years older than you. From now on, just call me Sister Qian! Sister Qian will protect you!"
Miss M, who was chewing on brittle bones: "..."
She gulped down the crispy bones, lowered her head, and indifferently bit off the next piece of fried chicken on the skewer.
"Cute—Little M is so cute! Eating flesh and bones is also cute—M Cat—Ah, you said your nickname is M, does it mean 'meow'? Little Meow Little Meow—Wow, this name is so cute! From now on, can I call you Little Meow? Okay, Little Meow?"
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Ms. M: Tsk.
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At her feet, the big golden dog didn't bark or laugh excessively, nor did it give her any acknowledgment.
...Because I'm an angel, I'll pretend not to see when some of my bosses are embarrassed, hmm.
No matter how many times Miss M tormented and persecuted him, when Miss M herself had a subtle and unexpected situation - for example, there were red marks on her cheeks from her nap, her bangs were messed up from sleeping, and there was a yogurt mustache on her lips from eating snacks -
Mr. P would also look away as if he didn't see it, never speaking a word to remind them, and continue to handle his work calmly.
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Until the boss himself found out, until his memory was full.
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"…Did you record me on your office camera all afternoon while I was reading a magazine with a yogurt mustache?"
"You've really been reading magazines all afternoon and haven't done any work at all. If the main system finds out, it'll definitely make a fuss again..."
"Don't change the subject. And are you backing up?"
"If you don't connect to the main control camera, the main system will definitely notice that you are slacking off at work again. Please be more discreet when reading magazines next time. Please also be considerate of my workload..."
"Are you using the subsystem processor backup from the Horrible Maintenance Department? Hey, don't bully me because I can't understand the data."
"Come to think of it, it's a good thing you noticed this in the mirror when you attacked me in the staff lounge, otherwise my colleagues would have seen it after get off work... Oh, and did you know there's a new light yogurt shop next to our dorm? They've launched a new flavor called Raspberry Hawthorn Crunchy Coffee Cereal Milkshake. Would you like some? But it's only for couples, so both the man and the woman must be present to purchase..."
“…”
"Well, at this hour, if I get off work and line up now, maybe I can still get one last cup..."
"Pack your things and leave."
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Um.
In short, they will pretend not to see their boss's predicament, and if they are found out, they will just brush the subject off lightly.
Because she's an angel.
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...It was the same at this time. The big golden dog did not show any expressions that implied rich psychological activities such as "The boss has come to this day too", "I asked you to pretend to be a high school girl to deceive the little girl", "The nickname Xiao Miao is so cute, I have backed it up for you, Miss Xiao Miao".
As an angel, he just wagged his tail meekly and calmly as he walked towards the cafeteria window.
Before entering the cafeteria, he used some of the energy stored in the employee payment account that had not been transferred to the salary card to urgently convert world data and get a campus meal card.
Employee payment accounts are different from salary cards. They usually contain some salary for emergencies. They move with the employees and can be withdrawn on a ready-to-use basis, similar to a dimensional bag.
Because employees' wages are essentially energy, when they encounter a situation where their souls are weak after being injured, they "spend" the energy in their payment accounts to directly replenish it.
The employee payment account serves as an emergency deposit.
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But Mr. P never treats his salary as energy. He just spends it as currency. If he wants to replenish his energy, he would rather devour evil spirits.
Because I want to save money for my boss.
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Moreover, Mr. P is different from other colleagues in that he has no habit of saving money, and what he usually deposits into the employee payment account and carries with him next to his soul are small changes left over from his salary.
Yes, he used it as a small coin purse.
Because his boss always wants to use his salary card. With the monthly salary, he will at least, on average, exchange the salary card with his boss once a week.
But if you save diligently and build up a wealthy account...
Mr. P suspected that his boss would kill him directly after his savings increased, a complete death at the soul level.
Then the inheritance was passed on.
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Although the boss seems to enjoy playing with him with his infinite resurrection and will not kill him completely, it is better to be safe than sorry.
...Especially after I met W formally and discussed the content of the transaction, I heard her say, half-boasting and half-threateningly, that she became rich by marrying a man whose husband had died when she was alive.
As soon as Mr. P opened his eyes, he cleared the deposit in his payment account again and transferred it all to his salary card.
From then on he would clear his payment account once a day.
Very crisis-aware.
He doesn't save money.
no way.
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The boss can spend money, but he must be alive and earn money so that there is always money in the salary card.
Moreover, the card must be held in his hand. No matter how much money he gives her, he cannot give it to her directly. There must be a loan and a return. In this way, the boss has to come to him in person every week to ask for the card.
She always speaks sweetly when she wants to get a card.
“Buy it for me” can be followed by at least three “I love you the most”.
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...Ms. M was unaware of this long and complex series of calculations, nor did she know that Mr. P was very vigilant in clearing his deposits on a regular basis.
In fact, she quite enjoyed arguing with him about her salary card. Miss M never felt that she was "asking" him for money. She would never think, "I rely on Xiao P's salary to support me." She would only think, "Xiao P doesn't die eight times a day because of me. To round it off, Xiao P relies on me to support him."
...After all, it is the brain circuit of a psychopath, and the confidence of a psychopath is enough to make him the best in the universe.
Moreover, Mr. P really would emphasize to her on average every day, "I rely on you very much, Ms. M. You are my boss, the most powerful and mysterious existence in the system world. If you don't protect me, I will be in danger. An ordinary civilian like me will not be able to survive at all."
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Therefore, every time Ms. M asked Xiao P for his salary card, she would order him to "hand it over." She was bullying him, bullying him, and collecting protection money.
Miss M was extremely righteous and included this in the scope of persecuting subordinates, and she just found it very interesting.
So she didn't feel it was a bother at all. She could just say a nice word and take away her subordinate's salary card. Miss M just thought it was another successful dog training.
On average, she would ask him for his paycheck at least once a week, hehe.
I just like the way Little P hides his reluctance but still hands it over obediently.
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Mr. P: Well, this time “buy it for me” is followed by four “I like you the most”.
There is one more than last time.
Is it because I got a bonus for my bravery this week?
...I really need to work harder to earn more.
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So, no matter how Miss M used her subordinates' salary cards - no matter how she spent them recklessly -
The subordinates are still very capable of making money, and their wallets are always full, just like a treasure pot that can never be emptied.
Therefore, even if Mr. P does not save money, he needs to "clear" his deposits regularly. The small change he throws in casually accumulates to a scary number in a day.
Mr. T, who was once ranked second in the income ranking of the entire system world, is not far away from him.
The close proximity of the IDs is simply a way for the main system to considerately hide the numbers, giving some illusion and respect to employees other than the first on the list.
Even if we add up the incomes of all the other colleagues on the list, the gap between Mr. P’s income and...
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It's a natural barrier.
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...That's getting off topic.
At this time, Mr. P took back the meal card with plenty of money in it, opened his mouth and took a large box of fried chicken legs and fried bones and meat that he had just bought from the cafeteria window, and smoothly brought it to the dining table.
After all, fried chicken legs and fried meat and bones are all ordered by the boss. As a subordinate, you have to complete a series of processes such as paying for the items ordered by the boss - packing and delivering the items - putting away the tableware - and helping to peel shrimps, fruits, and remove fish bones when necessary.
The smart big dog can complete this series of processes, um.
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After delivering this box, he turned around and picked up the tomato and egg rice.
The boss didn't place an order for the rice bowl, but when she was eating fried skewers, she had been looking at the menu that said "Tomato Scrambled Eggs with Toppings". Good subordinates are very self-conscious and can complete the purchase in advance without the boss's order.
It is the duty of subordinates to buy things that their boss likes in advance and keep a record of things that their boss may like.
Otherwise, he wouldn't always be able to use things like "Raspberry Hawthorn Crunchy Coffee Cereal Milkshake" to divert his boss's attention at critical moments.
-twenty three-
Moreover, if you want to seduce and seduce someone at all times and extremely strongly, you must of course understand the other person at all times and extremely delicately.
This is common sense.
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While sorting through the backed-up footage in the data stream—especially the facial expression Miss M made when the young girl called her "Little Meow"—Mr. P delivered the meals.
He held the plate very flatly and steadily, biting the edge of the plate with only the tip of his canine teeth touching the edge, but he used that fulcrum to support the plate completely horizontally, which was even cleaner and tidier than a food delivery robot.
Oh, by the way, the two girls were sitting in the back eating and chatting, and the purchase and serving of food were left to Big Dog.
Probably because she thought he was just an ordinary dog, the lady in the cafeteria who was cooking and serving food originally wanted to shake the spoon when he was holding the plate, so that the bloody finger bones would be mixed into the food, and then show him the skeleton to scare him and make him bark continuously, thus adding to the horror atmosphere.
But Mr. P opened his mouth in advance, widening his canine fangs a little, revealing to the evil spirit the fragments of the evil spirit that he had just swallowed to replenish his energy.
It just so happened that there was still a piece of skull-shaped energy in the throat that had not been completely digested, so it could be seen clearly.
The lady in the cafeteria: “…”
The lady working in the cafeteria watched helplessly as the dog closed its mouth again.
Then he blinked his blue eyes, wagged his tail gently at her, and gave her a low, urging bark.
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Don't judge a book by its cover.
...You can’t judge a dog by its appearance!
So the lady in the cafeteria stopped shaking her spoon and her hands, and the fried skewers and rice she made were full and fragrant.
Mr. P: Luckily, I was the one getting the food. If it was Ms. M, she would have destroyed the cafeteria the moment she saw him trying to contaminate the food.
The cafeteria building is the cornerstone of the school. If it is destroyed, he will have to write three more self-reviews.
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After all the food was taken, he walked to the drink machine.
Zhang Qianqian, who was teasing her new bestie, said, "Ah, Gougou, let me handle the drinks. The switch of the drink machine in our school doesn't apply force evenly, so it always splashes on me..."
The big dog walked to the side, stretched out its paw very steadily, and pressed it down with a "click".
The drink machine also dispenses drinks very smoothly.
After vomiting, the big dog picked up the lid and put it on the paper cup with its paw.
Then he nudged the can with his nose and walked back calmly, carrying the full bottle of Coke with his nose.
Zhang Qianqian: “…”
What is this. What is this!
Why dogs don’t get splashed the first time they operate a beverage dispenser!
But I was splashed every time!
Don’t I have this dog yet?
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When her pupils trembled, the big dog had already returned to the table steadily.
He lowered his head and placed the drink on the table without spilling anything.
Miss M casually stroked his ear and patted his head perfunctorily: "Oh, thank you."
"Woof."
"Go get two more spoons, and there's that free seaweed egg drop soup on the plate over there. I want some."
The big dog nodded.
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Zhang Qianqian witnessed the big dog turn around and leave again.
It was no different from how he calmly and elegantly served the dishes.
But from behind, with calm and elegant steps, the tail wagging speed was a little faster.
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