Chapter 43: Teeth stuck in apple, Lin Mo drools at the eunuch

At this moment, the general in the room is about to collapse. The flower thief is very proud and keeps smiling and saying, "Beauty, turn around quickly. Although your back is also beautiful, I also want to see what you look like."

"Beauty, I also know that my reputation outside is not very good, but I am willing to give up a large area of ​​flowers outside for you and turn back for you!"

General: ... Then I really thank you.

The system outside imitated the tone of this flower thief so vividly that Lin Mo could hardly control the smile on his face.

[Oh my God! Is the charm of the general so great! You can make this flower-picking thief turn over a new leaf without even showing his face! 】

Other people simply couldn't imagine what the scene would look like for you. They felt sorry for the general, but they were also glad that the flower-picking thief didn't go to their house that night, otherwise there would be someone else in the room now.

Lin Mo really wanted to lean over to the window to see, but her father always stayed by her side and refused to leave. He would glare at her if she moved a little.

Lin Mo: [What should I do? I really want to go over and take a look, but my father is really in the way.]

System: [It's okay, it's okay. It doesn't matter if you go over to take a look. I'll just tell you.]

[Ah! The general took action! Ah! The general grabbed the lifeblood of the flower-picking thief! 】

As soon as the system finished speaking, a scream came from the voice.

"Ahhhh! Who are you? Where is my beauty! Let go of me!"

The people outside rushed in, and then there was a burst of crackling.

Lin Mo also ran in during the chaos, and Minister Lin didn't stop her.

The scene inside was particularly exciting. The flower-stealing thief couldn't get away at all because the general grabbed his lower body and refused to let go.

Just kidding, the general thought about it seriously. If you grab other places, this person might really run away, but as a man, he knows that this is the most vulnerable place for men.

As long as you grab this place, he will definitely not be able to run away. No man is willing to give up this and run away.

Looking at this scene, Lin Mo said with emotion: "Sir Taiwei is really a hero among men! He can dress up as a woman and catch thieves! Awesome!"

The flower thief was almost crazy, "You officials are so shameless, you are actually men dressed up as women, who is the beauty I like!"

The Minister of Justice had someone tie up the flower thief and said with a smile: "The one next to you is your beauty, didn't you recognize her from the back?"

"You said you are a flower thief, your eyesight is really not very good, you can't recognize whether it is a man or a woman."

"Thanks to our Sir Taiwei for his wisdom and courage, we caught you this time."

The Taiwei is now washing his hands vigorously: dirty! His hands won't be infected with disease!

The emperor, the crown prince and two other princes were hiding in the crowd, looking at the scene in astonishment.

Emperor Xuande exclaimed in amazement: "I never thought he could do such a thing. It's amazing enough that he can dress up as a woman, but he can be even more shameless!"

The crown prince: "Maybe he was influenced by Lord Kobayashi. Look at her, she's a girl standing there without any shyness. The way she smiles, I really don't know which young man in the capital will marry her in the future. I guess there's no one in the capital who can match her."

As soon as the crown prince said this, the emperor and the two princes were silent.

They really didn't seem to have considered this problem, but no one would dare to marry this weirdo.

Otherwise, everything about your family will be exposed in a minute, making you the hot spot of the whole capital!

The Taiwei Mansion was really bustling that night, but it also solved a big problem.

This flower thief is shameless, but I didn’t expect that there is someone more shameless than him. Now it depends on who is more invincible.

When Lin Mo followed his father back, he was still talking to the system about this matter.

Lin Mo: [System, will the news that the Taiwei dressed as a woman spread throughout the capital tomorrow? ]

System: [I think so. The rich people in the capital are very idle every day. You see, every time something happens to you, it spreads throughout the capital. The Taiwei will soon replace you and become a celebrity in the capital! ]

Lin Mo: [I didn’t expect that my top position would be squeezed out by someone. It’s okay, let him take this position! 】

Minister Lin: ...

Why do I feel that this position will be taken back by you soon?

Although he didn't understand what the term "top stream" meant, it should mean the first.

Sometimes Minister Lin's feeling was really correct. During the morning court the next day, Lin Mo was rewarded with an apple by the emperor. She happily took a big bite, and then she was embarrassed.

"Ahhhhh!"

Lin Mo pointed at the apple in her mouth and kept yelling. Others didn't know what was going on when they saw her like this.

Lin Mo kept shouting in her heart: [Help, help! The apple is stuck in my mouth! My teeth are stuck in the apple and I can't pull it out! ]

The system said angrily: [I knew it would be like this! Why did you bite such a big apple? Now it's stuck. 】

【I have never seen anyone get stuck while eating an apple. 】

The emperor who gave the apple: ...

The ministers watching: ...

This is really a strange thing, eating an apple and getting stuck in the mouth.

Emperor Xuande waved his hand, and then Eunuch Li brought a knife.

"Don't move, Lord Xiaolin, I can pull your tooth out later."

Eunuch Li carefully cut off the edge of the apple. While cutting, he suddenly felt that his other hand holding the apple was a little wet.

Looking down, my goodness, this person is really drooling!

The system said in surprise: [You are actually drooling at a eunuch! You are not my host anymore! Eunuch

Li's hand trembled, and he almost put the knife into Lin Mo's mouth.

Lin Mo looked at the knife stabbing into his mouth, and his eyes were about to fall out of his head in fear.

Oh my god, please control yourself! But even so, she still managed to get out of her mind and scold the system .

Lin Mo: [You are the one drooling at the eunuch, I can't stop the saliva with an apple in my mouth! How come the taste of a good sentence changes when you say it, are you a mentally retarded system? ]

Minister Lin has already covered his face with his right hand: Shame on you!

It took a long time before Lin Mo was rescued. When she was rescued, the whole court was quiet, and only the sound of her slurping saliva could be heard.

The main reason was that this scene was really not very pretty. A young girl drooling at a eunuch, no one would believe it if she told others, although drooling was also uncontrollable.

Emperor Xuande coughed lightly, and then said, "Don't be so anxious when eating, eat slowly, Xiaolin, no one is fighting with you for this apple, why don't others get stuck?"

System: [Who said no! Although they didn't get stuck! But someone knocked out his teeth! It's still in his mouth now!]

Lin Mo slurped his saliva and his eyes lit up instantly, [Who!]

Everyone who had just received the apple was shocked, it's over! Another person is going to be ruined!