
After solving 9999 difficult and complicated illnesses with her master, Bai Jiesui, a renowned divine physician in another world, transmigrated back. Her current identity is a rookie Traditional Chinese Medicine (TCM) doctor with some medical skills.
Providing online live consultations to netizens, she was seen by some as a fraudulent, third-rate TCM doctor.However, this "fraudulent, third-rate TCM doctor" suddenly became popular on an entertainment-oriented health variety show meticulously produced by the Jinjiang platform.
Audiences weren't there to learn health knowledge, nor were they there to see the beautiful doctor giving consultations.They... were there to watch the drama unfold and enjoy the gossip.
She took the pulse of a male idol who had crafted a pure, innocent 'puppy love' single persona.Bai Jiesui said, "Your body is a bit weak; recently, you shouldn't be intimate with your girlfriend."The male idol vehemently denied, "I'm single, I don't have a girlfriend."Bai Jiesui smiled confidently, "You do. You were together at 6 AM this morning, twice."The male idol broke out in a cold sweat: "..."
She took the pulse of a socialite influencer famous for flaunting her wealth.Bai Jiesui said, "Stop eating that poisonous bird's nest."The socialite retorted, "Nonsense! The instant bird's nest I eat is our brand's 6S premium 'Dragon Head Sky Cup'!"Bai Jiesui replied, "Your family's bird's nest contains excessive harmful substances; continued consumption carries a risk of cancer."The socialite's face turned ashen: "..."
She took the pulse of a middle-aged male actor who became famous by riding on his ex-wife's popularity, only to then cheat on her.Bai Jiesui said, "Smoke less; it's not good for your oligospermia."The actor became furious, "Who are you calling infertile? My two children are almost ten years old!"Bai Jiesui furrowed her brow in thought, "That's not right. You have severe congenital oligospermia and have never received treatment; it's impossible for you to have children."The actor's face went from pale to black, then green.
Initially, netizens thought Bai Jiesui was just creating content for show.However, not long after the program aired, four girls came forward to expose the male idol, the socialite's warehouse was sealed by relevant authorities, and the middle-aged actor took his two children for DNA testing...Netizens exclaimed: "...We've never seen such cringe-worthy consultation scenes; the revelations from TCM are more thrilling than those from entertainment reporters!"They, enjoying the spectacle, didn't think the matter was too big, and one after another, they tagged celebrities and superstars in the industry, urging them to get their pulses read by Bai Jiesui.
The tagged celebrities and superstars collectively fell silent.They dared not go, yet dared not refuse.
Pre-reading tips:①: The concept is inspired by the cringe-worthy experiences of many netizens visiting TCM doctors.②: To ensure the story's entertainment and readability, the female lead's abilities will be somewhat mythologized. The entire story is fictional, with personal settings as numerous as mountains and complete fabrication. It contains unrealistic settings and plot points. For the sake of your blood pressure and IQ, readers who are easily offended or from relevant professional fields should proceed with extreme caution.③: This is not a serious medical-related novel; its main purpose is to write gags. Please do not take it seriously in reality; always visit a legitimate hospital for medical care.④: The entire text is fictional; do not associate it with real people or events.
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